Whats in the briefcase?

Whats in the briefcase /k/? Is it a weapon?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's his portable potty

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait there are 3 of them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portions of the pisky orb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know this is actually a photo of Putin in New Zealand. He was there in the 80s and run a bunch of active measures that resulted in NZ becoming leftwing homosexuals (and therefore pacified)

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reality ? nukes
    meme ? banan

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poo bag.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a purse. He's a Nato trannie. What out Putin!

  6. 11 months ago
    Vladimir Putin

    >Whats in the briefcase /k/?
    Banan

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The russian "nuclear football" Cheget: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for a body double? i don't think so

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't you have fake footballs for the fake putin to make it more convincing?

        https://i.imgur.com/rIPgkGB.png

        wait there are 3 of them

        https://i.imgur.com/JZ5vffC.png

        Whats in the briefcase /k/? Is it a weapon?

        OP looks like the shield others have mentioned, like the Kishida's security deployed when the guy threw that smoke bomb.
        It also wouldn't surprise me if one of the ones in the second picture was pic related or some modern equivalent. Again, precedent during the attempt on Reagan with the Uzi briefcase

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in case if monke gets sudden cravings for banans

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HES HIDING THE TANKS IN THERE?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    foldable kevlar shield me thinks . all security detail for country leaders carry them these days. the video of the japanese pm attempted assasination with a pipe bomb had one security guy yeet the bomb with his briefcase

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's either a folded kevlar shield like other anons have sugested
    or
    its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'
      This anon is correct, news sources are reporting it was a nuclear football

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That shit is way too thin to be the nuclear football, you AIDS-infested vatnik harlot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the uk news reported it was
          im not a vatnik

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Born to grill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jimmy McGrill

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rest of the parade tanks

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    porta potty.
    no, really. look it up.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme answer: Nukes
    Unironic real answer: his feces https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deployable ballistic shield, they will form a shield wall to cover him in the case of attack or great leader browning his pants on the red square

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would think at least one or two would be medical equipment. Tourniquet, skin patch, bag of blood, etc.

    Remember that the Beast always has a supply of the Presidents blood for just such an occasion. I'm not sure if it's his own actual blood, or just his type. I can't imagine an older person like Joe or Donald getting stuck roughly monthly. Realistically biweekly considering it won't be in "proper" refrigeration the whole time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just use 0neg for everyone without danger.
      Did you not learn about blood types during high school and TCCC training?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the field manual for BidenBot20202

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You people just sound like schizophrenics at this point.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fold out bullet proof shielding. This isn't a joke, that is literally what those briefcases are for.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the dude that collects putin's poops.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon dildo.

  22. 11 months ago
    Sage

    Looks kinda like an MP5 operational briefcase but idk

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they pretend its nukes but its nothing, there is zero chance russia has a working remote nuke launch system

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