You know this is actually a photo of Putin in New Zealand. He was there in the 80s and run a bunch of active measures that resulted in NZ becoming leftwing gays (and therefore pacified)
Wouldn't you have fake footballs for the fake putin to make it more convincing?
https://i.imgur.com/rIPgkGB.png
wait there are 3 of them
https://i.imgur.com/JZ5vffC.png
Whats in the briefcase PrepHole? Is it a weapon?
OP looks like the shield others have mentioned, like the Kishida's security deployed when the guy threw that smoke bomb.
It also wouldn't surprise me if one of the ones in the second picture was pic related or some modern equivalent. Again, precedent during the attempt on Reagan with the Uzi briefcase
foldable kevlar shield me thinks . all security detail for country leaders carry them these days. the video of the japanese pm attempted assasination with a pipe bomb had one security guy yeet the bomb with his briefcase
it's either a folded kevlar shield like other anons have sugested
or
its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'
>its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'
This anon is correct, news sources are reporting it was a nuclear football
Meme answer: Nukes
Unironic real answer: his feces https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6
I would think at least one or two would be medical equipment. Tourniquet, skin patch, bag of blood, etc.
Remember that the Beast always has a supply of the Presidents blood for just such an occasion. I'm not sure if it's his own actual blood, or just his type. I can't imagine an older person like Joe or Donald getting stuck roughly monthly. Realistically biweekly considering it won't be in "proper" refrigeration the whole time.
It's his portable potty
wait there are 3 of them
Portions of the pisky orb
You know this is actually a photo of Putin in New Zealand. He was there in the 80s and run a bunch of active measures that resulted in NZ becoming leftwing gays (and therefore pacified)
reality ? nukes
meme ? banan
Poo bag.
Thats a purse. He's a Nato trannie. What out Putin!
>Whats in the briefcase PrepHole?
Banan
The russian "nuclear football" Cheget: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheget
for a body double? i don't think so
Wouldn't you have fake footballs for the fake putin to make it more convincing?
OP looks like the shield others have mentioned, like the Kishida's security deployed when the guy threw that smoke bomb.
It also wouldn't surprise me if one of the ones in the second picture was pic related or some modern equivalent. Again, precedent during the attempt on Reagan with the Uzi briefcase
in case if monke gets sudden cravings for banans
HES HIDING THE TANKS IN THERE?
foldable kevlar shield me thinks . all security detail for country leaders carry them these days. the video of the japanese pm attempted assasination with a pipe bomb had one security guy yeet the bomb with his briefcase
it's either a folded kevlar shield like other anons have sugested
or
its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'
>its one of those 'nuclear command' breifcases and he is just posing showing he can 'do nukes at any time'
This anon is correct, news sources are reporting it was a nuclear football
That shit is way too thin to be the nuclear football, you AIDS-infested vatnik harlot.
the uk news reported it was
im not a vatnik
>Born to grill
Jimmy McGrill
the rest of the parade tanks
porta potty.
no, really. look it up.
Meme answer: Nukes
Unironic real answer: his feces https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6
Deployable ballistic shield, they will form a shield wall to cover him in the case of attack or great leader browning his pants on the red square
I would think at least one or two would be medical equipment. Tourniquet, skin patch, bag of blood, etc.
Remember that the Beast always has a supply of the Presidents blood for just such an occasion. I'm not sure if it's his own actual blood, or just his type. I can't imagine an older person like Joe or Donald getting stuck roughly monthly. Realistically biweekly considering it won't be in "proper" refrigeration the whole time.
You can just use 0neg for everyone without danger.
Did you not learn about blood types during high school and TCCC training?
And the field manual for BidenBot20202
You people just sound like schizophrenics at this point.
Fold out bullet proof shielding. This isn't a joke, that is literally what those briefcases are for.
That's the dude that collects putin's poops.
Dragon dildo.
Looks kinda like an MP5 operational briefcase but idk
they pretend its nukes but its nothing, there is zero chance russia has a working remote nuke launch system