What's in it? Nukes?

What's in it? Nukes?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goldeneye? More like Blowed a Guy.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    net gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's "You Only Live Twice"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It amazes me that, in the fraction of a lifetime since our species first made it to space, we managed to create enough trash to crowd the firmament with junk hurtling faster than it falls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >junk hurtling faster than it falls
        that's how orbital mechanics work

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka bottle full of rusty out-of-round ball bearings known as Goldenblyat.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably a satellite made to go mess with other satellites.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vatBlack folk antagonizing the one nation that could stomp them without a second thought
    This can only end well for them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the one nation that could stomp them
      Poland? Israel? Finland? Germany? France? The UK? So many choices.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any of those nations could probably smash the shit out of russia, but I'm pretty sure the yanks are the only ones that could do it without a significant undertaking on their part
        Hence the "without a second thought" part

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're conflating "could fend off an attack from Russia" with "could wipe Russia off the face of the earth."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MYvyjjz.jpeg

          >vatBlack folk antagonizing the one nation that could stomp them without a second thought
          This can only end well for them

          Doesn't russia have nukes too though?

          https://i.imgur.com/ydwaToP.jpeg

          net gun

          Why dont they just whack them out of orbit?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They only pretend to.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't russia have nukes too though?
            MAD is still D.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The UK?
        Isn't their navy equally as shit? All those other options are valid and the UK was once valid historically in the first Crimean war but modern Bongistan is a fricking joke and their navy much like Russia is constantly needing to be toed back to shore for repairs. WTF do Britbongs wanna go to war with Russia for anyway? They don't need Chechen's to rape em, they've already got Pakistanis for that. Fins and Pols actually have something worth fighting for if Vatnics invade however.
        Though if we're to be fair I guess that makes the UK an equal foe but certainly not a foe that could wipe the floor with Russia's ass that's for sure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't their navy equally as shit?
          Are you drunk?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UK has a decent navy and airforce, years of the tories dismantling and scrapping everything notwithstanding

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banan

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POCKOCMOC
    Cyrillic is a silly script.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hollowed-out washing machine with a note taped to it
    >Oднo (1) cпyтникoвoe opyжиe «Пoлюc» зaдoлжaлo Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции
    >т. Pocкocмoc

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay bomb. Pride month is right around the corner you know.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the X-37 payloads knows but we probably never will

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space aids. Concentrated

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will they be able to tell it was us when we destroy it? or will they just think they lost contact?

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