Not sure why all these 2 inch, basement dwelling pimple dicks think rape is edgy. Zero pussy, zero friends. Haven't had female contact since their mother last hugged them
based
humorously, that would make life better for the rest of us
it would create a rape threat to women, forcing them to seek protection from men, at the expense of traditional servitude
Gonna find a pretty, gullible girl, lure her in my basement, lock her up, weaken her to the point shes entirely dependant on me, physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, and use her as my cum extractor on demand. Make her entire existence revolve around my wiener.
You ruined the thread. That was the least funny carlos I've ever read in my entire time on this website. You should be really embarassed dude. Go play on reddit, maybe they'll appreciate your pathetic attempts at wordplay.
> The New York Times spoke to some of the women miraculously left behind by the biker raid > "It was horrible. A burly biker in like a gay cop outfit or something snatched my sister. Dragged her out over his shoulder." > "But then, one of the other guys just passed me by and picked up my mom!" > "I mean my sister is like, conventionally attractive or whatever, but my Mom?! She doesn't even wear makeup. She's like fourty fifty something or whatever. Old!" > "I'm standing in our kitchen with all these gang guys in furs and leather raiding the cupboards and just passing me over without a second glance. Some of them were making jokes about how I wouldn't fit on their harleys. Frick those queers! I mean, as straight guys" > "I just don't know I'm expected to survive with no food AND no microwave. I haven't been able to charge my phone in weeks. I'm just glad I was able to hide toilet paper under my laundry piles."
>twitter tourists are infesting their nuspeak unto OC as well
Holy frick do I want to skullfrick you bipedal parasites to death so hard it's unreal. PLEASE JUST GET SPINAL CANCER AND DIE, TAKE YOUR GARBAGE WITH YOU YOU'RE LITERALLY NO BETTER THAN ZOOMERS WHO USE TWITCH.TV EMOTES IN THEIR SPEECH YOU FRICKING MISTAKES ON LEGS GET SPINAL CANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
swear loyalty to whoever has the most guns within 1000 ft of me and serve faithfully under them. I’m not a hero and I don’t want to die would much rather end up a trusted early subject of a rising Caesar then a failed one
>Implying this guy wouldn't be dead in the first few weeks from wild basketball Americans or the remains of the government using their remaining bunker busters on any non government controlled compound. >His face when
First- SUPERMARKET SWEEP
Second- Cry for a little bit about the death of humanity at it's own hands
Third-Visit the local pharmacy with a framing hammer in hand
Two Weeks Later- visit the same pharmacy looking for laxatives and multivitamins
Fourth-Visit the next pharmacy
Fifth- Start building my breeding den/ homestead several blocks from the Home Depot so I'm out of the line of fire when survivors show up.
Sixth- Begin to fill the breeding den
Seventh- Begin to plan spring planting for the new year
Eighth- visit the next pharmacy to plan for the August birthing season.
I repeat this pattern year on year until raiders take me or a son rises up and seizes my harem, which is his right
Stores are going to be one of the last places you'll want to go unless you have a big enough well armed group to deal with the addicts and nogs and raiders who will camp out those buildings
Set up an actual democracy that cannot ever be reverted to kingship or glorified kingship, making sure to get rid of everyone who is or wants to be a leader that would want it stopped.
Short term: utility provider. Firewood, potable water.
Mid term: build a kiln to make and sell clay rocket stoves to drive demand for more stoves and firewood. Might make it a guild affair to service a wider area. Long term background scheme: breed rabbits and chickens to large scale and start a street food gig.
The question isn't what you do in the post apocalypse, but what you do before. You need to start hoarding the necessities. Simple things like band-aids, womens sanitary products, etc. Suddenly taking care of your dental health is the biggest way to improve your lifespan. Floss will be expensive. I have a friend that hordes Tacobell fire sauce. Better believe they've bought their way into my canibal raiding gang.
I'll just die with the rest of the gays, got frick all hard skills. Best thing I can hope for is my humor and based personality wins some alpha over. I'd just lie like i do at all my jobs and figured it out on the fly. Uh yes I am a doctor let me help you with that wound...
>canibal raiding gang.
who wants to eat human without taco bell fire sauce
https://i.imgur.com/8WvtxVu.jpg
Short term: utility provider. Firewood, potable water.
Mid term: build a kiln to make and sell clay rocket stoves to drive demand for more stoves and firewood. Might make it a guild affair to service a wider area. Long term background scheme: breed rabbits and chickens to large scale and start a street food gig.
im stealing this idea, though i think once one person sees how you make it they will just copy. Making clay pots is stupid easy to do.
The thing is.. after the apocalypse, if you just have fishing line, hooks, and a shovel to dig worms, you probably can get into a survival group. Horde a few bottles of isopropyl and H2O2. You'll make it.
Create a compound. Find a way to generate a lot of electricity. Start putting on huge raves. This will then allow you to handpick people with which to start anew. Black folks and Americans get shot on sight, obviously.
Go around the world with my gang looking for every surviving elite, politician, big picatoste from every religion, law enforcement puppets, masons, underground bunkers of royals and torture and dismember every single one of them for days. In Minecraft board game of course.
I'd join the military as soon as possible. They have food, they have people, they have guns. And when the army will dissolve, my raider gang won't be a group of poor homosexuals armed with pointy sticks and dragon dildos looted from nearby camprostitute lair.
I'd get out of this city which is too big. It's over a million people and very many are Black folk.
I'd go back to my hometown and probably go with my relatives to my grandparents house. The house has a barn and a few pastures where they have sheep and it's pretty far from any population center and also a bit into the forest from the road so if anyone was just passing by they wouldn't see any signs us living there.
Also nearly everyone who lives there is a friend or acquaintance to at least someone in my family so we'd still probably maintain a bit of a community.
There's an abundance of wood, good hunting grounds and lakes for fishing.
The biggest challenges would be to grow enough plants, getting through the long and cold winter and of course getting a hold of as many guns and as much ammunition and other things we can't replace as possible and then we'd just live as very poor peasants.
>1 post by this id, fricking homosexual Black persontroonyisraelite
calm down homosexual. I forgot I even made the thread. I had no idea it was even up until now
Kidnap cute e-girl. Lock her and myself to bunker. Come out two years later.
I have food for 3 years for two people. Then basics seeds for two harvest.
1) make peace with my brother, we would need each other
2) gather weapons and food for the trip
3) regroup the family and leave the city
4) go to the South. We have a small, semi abandoned house by the beach, very inconspicuous
5) starve or find some proper food supply
Based. Those who prioritise family and cooperation would have a better chance than those who want to join the Black folk in an orgy of rape and violence.
Steal a boat for me and my son, stay just offshore enough to be relatively safe from ferals for a couple of years. Educate and train him. Conduct scavenging forays until he is big enough to accompany me. Find him a wife then send him forth to build a life while I die content knowing I did my best.
This is the winning plan, knowing how to sail would make that life a whole lot easier as you could sail to the leeward side of islands when there's a storm
Move towards the hydro electric plant.
If its repairable or operating establish myself as the electrician.
With electricity and other surviving people try to establish a settlement that functions.
Use goods and weaponry and manpower to secure needed parts and cables and materials to always keep the turbines running and the transformer stations working good.
Build walls and strong points to secure the hydroplant and its surroundings and the core habitat ring.
Establish communication with the people around the other hydroplant and the nearest nuclear plants if they are operational.
Probably die in the process of trying to re establish a mid 20 century tier civilization.
I am not a badass. I'll almost certainly just die. I'm not going to shoot at anyone, it's not in me.
That's okay with me. I haven't been a fan of this for the past 10 years anyways.
love how coomers can only think about sex and being some kind of slave master in a post apovalyptic scenario
dudes.. you are losers in a easy af society what nake you think you would succeed in a post apocalyptic one? lmao
you would probably be murdered in the first day
Rape every woman I come across to
I would literally stab you, rapists deserve to be killed
Lmao go back to your bong cave ya tea swilling buffoon
I would rape you before you could stab me.
Shut up simp
I’d rape you
Can you figuratively stab someone?
Yes, the proverbial backstab
Better start sharpening that spoon now then, Nigel.
I’ll stab you with my penis in your vegana without your consent.
>t. the homosexual that was molested as kid
breasts or gtfo.
Knives are illegal in Britain last I heard...unless you're doing it with your wiener.
They're not illegal, you just have to have a loicense, or a big enough gang behind you
Typical leaf, knives are not illegal and a quick google search would reveal that. I carry a multitool/penknife every day
I would rape every rapist I came across. I am not even gay, Just want to force my dominance onto you gays. Demoralize and humiliate you to death.
absolute gay
>Demoralize and humiliate you to death.
With your 4" dick, not likely..........
In apocalyptic scenario I would rape people like you who think they would rape the rapists
upvoted good sir. i will rape those who rape those who rape those who rape those eheheh, clever aren't i?
but who's going to rape the rapist raper's raper?
depends what race it is
I would rape tapers who rape rapists rapists that rape people who rape rape rape rarity rape
rapeception
You are a gay
So, you're a rapist, too? Just a gay one.
Not sure why all these 2 inch, basement dwelling pimple dicks think rape is edgy. Zero pussy, zero friends. Haven't had female contact since their mother last hugged them
>lead the rape
best of both worlds
Look a sandnigglet.
based
humorously, that would make life better for the rest of us
it would create a rape threat to women, forcing them to seek protection from men, at the expense of traditional servitude
calm down Abdul
Lead
lay siege to detroit
Just dump a bunch of guns and air Jordan’s in the middle. Prob takes care of itself
thats just detroit still
The people of Detroit wouldn't realize an apocalypse had happened until someone showed up to tell them about it
I knew that scene was coming up.
That already happened bro
Collect e-girls and protect them.
Better keep them away from me. There will be seed to be sown at the solstice when the season is right
Create the original vision of the Brotherhood Of Steel.
>unremarkable penis
same thing I do now
use my skills to get ahead of everybody and get more powerful
Hahahaha
>peasant scrub spotted
Gonna find a pretty, gullible girl, lure her in my basement, lock her up, weaken her to the point shes entirely dependant on me, physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, and use her as my cum extractor on demand. Make her entire existence revolve around my wiener.
>Make her entire existence revolve around my wiener.
Dammit I keked, you're alright dont come to school today.
Shard and fard
Checked
>What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario?
I would go postal ....it would be apocalyptic
That fricken sucked c**t
Easily the worst Carlos I've ever read. Not surprising since its namegayging
You ruined the thread. That was the least funny carlos I've ever read in my entire time on this website. You should be really embarassed dude. Go play on reddit, maybe they'll appreciate your pathetic attempts at wordplay.
Add your name to the front of the death list.
I'd murder that lop-eyed b***h then rape your dad.
In an apocalyptic scenario b***h would look like a dog without makeup and basic hygiene. I would unironically leave her behind in the dust seething.
> The New York Times spoke to some of the women miraculously left behind by the biker raid
> "It was horrible. A burly biker in like a gay cop outfit or something snatched my sister. Dragged her out over his shoulder."
> "But then, one of the other guys just passed me by and picked up my mom!"
> "I mean my sister is like, conventionally attractive or whatever, but my Mom?! She doesn't even wear makeup. She's like fourty fifty something or whatever. Old!"
> "I'm standing in our kitchen with all these gang guys in furs and leather raiding the cupboards and just passing me over without a second glance. Some of them were making jokes about how I wouldn't fit on their harleys. Frick those queers! I mean, as straight guys"
> "I just don't know I'm expected to survive with no food AND no microwave. I haven't been able to charge my phone in weeks. I'm just glad I was able to hide toilet paper under my laundry piles."
I'd take her, looks like she's got some fine meat on her bones.
Join up with a local warlord and slot people that aren't us.
Starve to death
i would prepare coffee and sometimes lead natsoc theory workshops
I could help with logistics by organising the dog food rationing .
shitpost apocalyptically
Someone AI generate this picture with Black person in clouds kek
>twitter tourists are infesting their nuspeak unto OC as well
Holy frick do I want to skullfrick you bipedal parasites to death so hard it's unreal. PLEASE JUST GET SPINAL CANCER AND DIE, TAKE YOUR GARBAGE WITH YOU YOU'RE LITERALLY NO BETTER THAN ZOOMERS WHO USE TWITCH.TV EMOTES IN THEIR SPEECH YOU FRICKING MISTAKES ON LEGS GET SPINAL CANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Purge all my local left wing loudmouths
swear loyalty to whoever has the most guns within 1000 ft of me and serve faithfully under them. I’m not a hero and I don’t want to die would much rather end up a trusted early subject of a rising Caesar then a failed one
Tell me how I know that you are a French Canadian.
so an MC or a military base?
Eat people.
She's a Black person, along with brown and black man
kill every Black person and frick any women i see
>Implying this guy wouldn't be dead in the first few weeks from wild basketball Americans or the remains of the government using their remaining bunker busters on any non government controlled compound.
>His face when
>implying Black person skulls can stop .308 rounds
Like shooting basketballs in a hoop
And here we find a gaggle of Irish Cowbirds in their adopted habitat.
based documentary man. his will be a funeral i watch. not that old battleaxe.
>Before apocalypse
>cut wood carry water
>After apocalypse
>cut wood carry water
That book should be called "Cut platitudes carry platitudes"
Good book though
Drink radioactive toilet water and die
First- SUPERMARKET SWEEP
Second- Cry for a little bit about the death of humanity at it's own hands
Third-Visit the local pharmacy with a framing hammer in hand
Two Weeks Later- visit the same pharmacy looking for laxatives and multivitamins
Fourth-Visit the next pharmacy
Fifth- Start building my breeding den/ homestead several blocks from the Home Depot so I'm out of the line of fire when survivors show up.
Sixth- Begin to fill the breeding den
Seventh- Begin to plan spring planting for the new year
Eighth- visit the next pharmacy to plan for the August birthing season.
I repeat this pattern year on year until raiders take me or a son rises up and seizes my harem, which is his right
>first supermarket sweep
Bang, you're dead and your family are sex slaves now
Stores are going to be one of the last places you'll want to go unless you have a big enough well armed group to deal with the addicts and nogs and raiders who will camp out those buildings
>What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario
rapist cannibal
Set up an actual democracy that cannot ever be reverted to kingship or glorified kingship, making sure to get rid of everyone who is or wants to be a leader that would want it stopped.
1. Pray
2. My kids go peacefully
3. Take as many Black folk/Jews with me as I can.
If you think your homosexual arse is going to survive and ride into the country and survive on your homestead with muh gunz and muh harem. You’re not.
>You will die.
remain dead as i'm near a major city and would be killed in the apocalypse
In an apocalypse scenario there is nothing to live for, might as well try to have fun before dying.
I’d have a harem in my compound.
starve
Shoot stuff probably.
Rapist Cannibal, what can I say its my calling.
you wouldn't eat a Black person.
Of course not, cannibalism is eating your own species.
accumulate canned food and secure my bit of countryside
Contact my old Spefor platoon, move to an island and start sea raids from there. Viking time.
Short term: utility provider. Firewood, potable water.
Mid term: build a kiln to make and sell clay rocket stoves to drive demand for more stoves and firewood. Might make it a guild affair to service a wider area. Long term background scheme: breed rabbits and chickens to large scale and start a street food gig.
I would be dead very quickly. I am physically weak and mentally moronic.
Shoot raiders and nigs that try to steal my beans.
Once there's no more nigs or raiders I'll start a new society with my Mennonite bros.
you guard the beans, i guard the deenz
I've got your back, you've got mine.
Yes because that exists in America, you white Black person behaving fool. Look how white people live and act today. It's because you lost.
Perfect
Not a single Black person in that pic
>Dog with a gun
Pls be a joke this is leftypol concern trolling
>Sardines in goyslop
Ngmi
I'd go find Warwick Davis and actually do everything to him that is in our pastas just for shits and giggles.
Crusade.
Find remnants of the old world and destroy them in all forms so the next world can be hopefully better than this one.
Kill every single person I come across
youre onna those muslims?
It seems like I have a lot of work to do.
>What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario
Growing vegetables, hunting, fishing.
Translation
Growing stupid, killing people and looting
Your a white Black person the new pandemic
the industrial civilization and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race
I would turn white people into Black person behaving buttholes.
And laugh at whites misfortunes.
Drink bad water and die probably, much like the majority of humanity has
Probably gonna die like 99.99% of all the others
If survive gonna cosplay Lord Humungus
The other way around, if you cosplay lord humongus you will survive
Try to join the nearest Confederate LARP militia and get shot when they realize I support slavery and think Trump was a israelite puppet.
The question isn't what you do in the post apocalypse, but what you do before. You need to start hoarding the necessities. Simple things like band-aids, womens sanitary products, etc. Suddenly taking care of your dental health is the biggest way to improve your lifespan. Floss will be expensive. I have a friend that hordes Tacobell fire sauce. Better believe they've bought their way into my canibal raiding gang.
I'll just die with the rest of the gays, got frick all hard skills. Best thing I can hope for is my humor and based personality wins some alpha over. I'd just lie like i do at all my jobs and figured it out on the fly. Uh yes I am a doctor let me help you with that wound...
>canibal raiding gang.
who wants to eat human without taco bell fire sauce
im stealing this idea, though i think once one person sees how you make it they will just copy. Making clay pots is stupid easy to do.
kek
>Implying there won't be taco bell sauce
It will cost you a premium, but I'm willing to negotiate.
The thing is.. after the apocalypse, if you just have fishing line, hooks, and a shovel to dig worms, you probably can get into a survival group. Horde a few bottles of isopropyl and H2O2. You'll make it.
Co-operation trumps all other skills
Anything I wanted.
Enlist a bunch of rednecks and roleplay "The Last Valley" with the fancy carpetbagger nieghborhoods in my area.
Create a compound. Find a way to generate a lot of electricity. Start putting on huge raves. This will then allow you to handpick people with which to start anew. Black folks and Americans get shot on sight, obviously.
i suppose you have a 100kw sound system at our disposition ?
Play nostalgic song of( ill niño ), eat cheetos
Have solar energy powerbank so i can play even more that same song
Probably die without my epilepsy medication. Kill a few people for a can of chunky soup on my way out though.
Hide my banan.
Well see in few yrs. rn were in apocaliptyc, waiting for the post prefix
But probably nothing, like now
Learn how to write coherent sentences you low IQ homosexual.
Right wing death squad
Go around the world with my gang looking for every surviving elite, politician, big picatoste from every religion, law enforcement puppets, masons, underground bunkers of royals and torture and dismember every single one of them for days. In Minecraft board game of course.
Rape and pillage from horseback like my ancestors.
I'd become a slaver
Alcohol production. Keep the secrets to myself. Alcohol is good for a lot of things.
I will lead the reavers or die.
Probably just go fishing
hide in a cave because ppl r gay
I'd join the military as soon as possible. They have food, they have people, they have guns. And when the army will dissolve, my raider gang won't be a group of poor homosexuals armed with pointy sticks and dragon dildos looted from nearby camprostitute lair.
I'd get out of this city which is too big. It's over a million people and very many are Black folk.
I'd go back to my hometown and probably go with my relatives to my grandparents house. The house has a barn and a few pastures where they have sheep and it's pretty far from any population center and also a bit into the forest from the road so if anyone was just passing by they wouldn't see any signs us living there.
Also nearly everyone who lives there is a friend or acquaintance to at least someone in my family so we'd still probably maintain a bit of a community.
There's an abundance of wood, good hunting grounds and lakes for fishing.
The biggest challenges would be to grow enough plants, getting through the long and cold winter and of course getting a hold of as many guns and as much ammunition and other things we can't replace as possible and then we'd just live as very poor peasants.
1 post by this id, fricking homosexual Black persontroonyisraelite
>1 post by this id, fricking homosexual Black persontroonyisraelite
calm down homosexual. I forgot I even made the thread. I had no idea it was even up until now
Kidnap cute e-girl. Lock her and myself to bunker. Come out two years later.
I have food for 3 years for two people. Then basics seeds for two harvest.
Fight Keanu reeves, the only one who could stop me
If there was no /misc/ I would probably just go into stand bye mode.
damn bro
I'd worry because I got no weapon note training. I would probably die quickly.
1) make peace with my brother, we would need each other
2) gather weapons and food for the trip
3) regroup the family and leave the city
4) go to the South. We have a small, semi abandoned house by the beach, very inconspicuous
5) starve or find some proper food supply
Based. Those who prioritise family and cooperation would have a better chance than those who want to join the Black folk in an orgy of rape and violence.
Steal a boat for me and my son, stay just offshore enough to be relatively safe from ferals for a couple of years. Educate and train him. Conduct scavenging forays until he is big enough to accompany me. Find him a wife then send him forth to build a life while I die content knowing I did my best.
This is the winning plan, knowing how to sail would make that life a whole lot easier as you could sail to the leeward side of islands when there's a storm
>skin buck
>run trotline
probably wouldn't notice.
I would have to interact with people irl
Move towards the hydro electric plant.
If its repairable or operating establish myself as the electrician.
With electricity and other surviving people try to establish a settlement that functions.
Use goods and weaponry and manpower to secure needed parts and cables and materials to always keep the turbines running and the transformer stations working good.
Build walls and strong points to secure the hydroplant and its surroundings and the core habitat ring.
Establish communication with the people around the other hydroplant and the nearest nuclear plants if they are operational.
Probably die in the process of trying to re establish a mid 20 century tier civilization.
I'd start the Astartes project as the Emperor of Mankind.
Maybe the thunderwarriors first or something, idk.
I am not a badass. I'll almost certainly just die. I'm not going to shoot at anyone, it's not in me.
That's okay with me. I haven't been a fan of this for the past 10 years anyways.
love how coomers can only think about sex and being some kind of slave master in a post apovalyptic scenario
dudes.. you are losers in a easy af society what nake you think you would succeed in a post apocalyptic one? lmao
you would probably be murdered in the first day
Poke people with a pointy stick until they leave me alone so I may tend to my vegetables in peace.