What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario

What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape every woman I come across to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would literally stab you, rapists deserve to be killed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao go back to your bong cave ya tea swilling buffoon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would rape you before you could stab me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up simp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d rape you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you figuratively stab someone?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the proverbial backstab

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better start sharpening that spoon now then, Nigel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll stab you with my penis in your vagina without your consent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. the gay that was molested as kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tits or gtfo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Knives are illegal in Britain last I heard...unless you're doing it with your cock.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not illegal, you just have to have a loicense, or a big enough gang behind you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Typical leaf, knives are not illegal and a quick google search would reveal that. I carry a multitool/penknife every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rape every rapist I came across. I am not even gay, Just want to force my dominance onto you fags. Demoralize and humiliate you to death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolute fag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Demoralize and humiliate you to death.
        With your 4" dick, not likely..........

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In apocalyptic scenario I would rape people like you who think they would rape the rapists

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          upvoted good sir. i will rape those who rape those who rape those who rape those eheheh, clever aren't i?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Novus Ratio

            but who's going to rape the rapist raper's raper?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              depends what race it is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would rape tapers who rape rapists rapists that rape people who rape rape rape rarity rape

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rapeception

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a fag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, you're a rapist, too? Just a gay one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why all these 2 inch, basement dwelling pimple dicks think rape is edgy. Zero pussy, zero friends. Haven't had female contact since their mother last hugged them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lead

      >lead the rape
      best of both worlds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look a sandnigglet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      humorously, that would make life better for the rest of us
      it would create a rape threat to women, forcing them to seek protection from men, at the expense of traditional servitude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calm down Abdul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lead

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lay siege to detroit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just dump a bunch of guns and air Jordan’s in the middle. Prob takes care of itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats just detroit still

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people of Detroit wouldn't realize an apocalypse had happened until someone showed up to tell them about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I knew that scene was coming up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That already happened bro

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Collect e-bois and protect them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better keep them away from me. There will be seed to be sown at the solstice when the season is right

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Create the original vision of the Brotherhood Of Steel.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unremarkable penis

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same thing I do now
    use my skills to get ahead of everybody and get more powerful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >peasant scrub spotted

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna find a pretty, gullible girl, lure her in my basement, lock her up, weaken her to the point shes entirely dependant on me, physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, and use her as my cum extractor on demand. Make her entire existence revolve around my cock.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make her entire existence revolve around my cock.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit I keked, you're alright dont come to school today.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shard and fard

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Death List Anon

    Checked

    >What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario?

    I would go postal ....it would be apocalyptic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fucken sucked cunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easily the worst Carlos I've ever read. Not surprising since its namefagging

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ruined the thread. That was the least funny carlos I've ever read in my entire time on this website. You should be really embarassed dude. Go play on reddit, maybe they'll appreciate your pathetic attempts at wordplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add your name to the front of the death list.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd murder that lop-eyed bitch then rape your dad.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In an apocalyptic scenario bitch would look like a dog without makeup and basic hygiene. I would unironically leave her behind in the dust seething.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > The New York Times spoke to some of the women miraculously left behind by the biker raid
      > "It was horrible. A burly biker in like a gay cop outfit or something snatched my sister. Dragged her out over his shoulder."
      > "But then, one of the other guys just passed me by and picked up my mom!"
      > "I mean my sister is like, conventionally attractive or whatever, but my Mom?! She doesn't even wear makeup. She's like fourty fifty something or whatever. Old!"
      > "I'm standing in our kitchen with all these gang guys in furs and leather raiding the cupboards and just passing me over without a second glance. Some of them were making jokes about how I wouldn't fit on their harleys. Fuck those queers! I mean, as straight guys"
      > "I just don't know I'm expected to survive with no food AND no microwave. I haven't been able to charge my phone in weeks. I'm just glad I was able to hide toilet paper under my laundry piles."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take her, looks like she's got some fine meat on her bones.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join up with a local warlord and slot people that aren't us.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starve to death

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would prepare coffee and sometimes lead natsoc theory workshops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could help with logistics by organising the dog food rationing .

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitpost apocalyptically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone AI generate this picture with moron in clouds kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/UM90Cu5.jpg

        >twitter tourists are infesting their nuspeak unto OC as well
        Holy fuck do I want to skullfuck you bipedal parasites to death so hard it's unreal. PLEASE JUST GET SPINAL CANCER AND DIE, TAKE YOUR GARBAGE WITH YOU YOU'RE LITERALLY NO BETTER THAN ZOOMERS WHO USE TWITCH.TV EMOTES IN THEIR SPEECH YOU FUCKING MISTAKES ON LEGS GET SPINAL CANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purge all my local left wing loudmouths

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swear loyalty to whoever has the most guns within 1000 ft of me and serve faithfully under them. I’m not a hero and I don’t want to die would much rather end up a trusted early subject of a rising Caesar then a failed one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me how I know that you are a French Canadian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so an MC or a military base?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat people.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a moron, along with brown and black man

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill every moron and fuck any women i see

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying this guy wouldn't be dead in the first few weeks from wild basketball Americans or the remains of the government using their remaining bunker busters on any non government controlled compound.
    >His face when

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying moron skulls can stop .308 rounds
      Like shooting basketballs in a hoop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And here we find a gaggle of Irish Cowbirds in their adopted habitat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based documentary man. his will be a funeral i watch. not that old battleaxe.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Before apocalypse
    >cut wood carry water
    >After apocalypse
    >cut wood carry water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That book should be called "Cut platitudes carry platitudes"
      Good book though

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink radioactive toilet water and die

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First- SUPERMARKET SWEEP
    Second- Cry for a little bit about the death of humanity at it's own hands
    Third-Visit the local pharmacy with a framing hammer in hand
    Two Weeks Later- visit the same pharmacy looking for laxatives and multivitamins
    Fourth-Visit the next pharmacy
    Fifth- Start building my breeding den/ homestead several blocks from the Home Depot so I'm out of the line of fire when survivors show up.
    Sixth- Begin to fill the breeding den
    Seventh- Begin to plan spring planting for the new year
    Eighth- visit the next pharmacy to plan for the August birthing season.

    I repeat this pattern year on year until raiders take me or a son rises up and seizes my harem, which is his right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first supermarket sweep
      Bang, you're dead and your family are sex slaves now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stores are going to be one of the last places you'll want to go unless you have a big enough well armed group to deal with the addicts and nogs and raiders who will camp out those buildings

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario
    rapist cannibal

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set up an actual democracy that cannot ever be reverted to kingship or glorified kingship, making sure to get rid of everyone who is or wants to be a leader that would want it stopped.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pray
    2. My kids go peacefully
    3. Take as many morons/garden gnomes with me as I can.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think your gay arse is going to survive and ride into the country and survive on your homestead with muh gunz and muh harem. You’re not.

    >You will die.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remain dead as i'm near a major city and would be killed in the apocalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In an apocalypse scenario there is nothing to live for, might as well try to have fun before dying.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d have a harem in my compound.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    starve

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot stuff probably.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rapist Cannibal, what can I say its my calling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn't eat a moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not, cannibalism is eating your own species.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    accumulate canned food and secure my bit of countryside

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Contact my old Spefor platoon, move to an island and start sea raids from there. Viking time.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Short term: utility provider. Firewood, potable water.
    Mid term: build a kiln to make and sell clay rocket stoves to drive demand for more stoves and firewood. Might make it a guild affair to service a wider area. Long term background scheme: breed rabbits and chickens to large scale and start a street food gig.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would be dead very quickly. I am physically weak and mentally retarded.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot raiders and nigs that try to steal my beans.
    Once there's no more nigs or raiders I'll start a new society with my Mennonite bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guard the beans, i guard the deenz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've got your back, you've got mine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes because that exists in America, you white moron behaving fool. Look how white people live and act today. It's because you lost.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perfect
            Not a single moron in that pic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dog with a gun

            Pls be a joke this is leftypol concern trolling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sardines in goyslop
        Ngmi

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go find Warwick Davis and actually do everything to him that is in our pastas just for shits and giggles.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crusade.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find remnants of the old world and destroy them in all forms so the next world can be hopefully better than this one.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill every single person I come across

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youre onna those muslims?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like I have a lot of work to do.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do in a post apocalyptic scenario

    Growing vegetables, hunting, fishing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Translation
      Growing stupid, killing people and looting
      Your a white moron the new pandemic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the industrial civilization and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would turn white people into moron behaving assholes.
    And laugh at whites misfortunes.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink bad water and die probably, much like the majority of humanity has

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably gonna die like 99.99% of all the others
    If survive gonna cosplay Lord Humungus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The other way around, if you cosplay lord humongus you will survive

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to join the nearest Confederate LARP militia and get shot when they realize I support slavery and think Trump was a garden gnome puppet.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The question isn't what you do in the post apocalypse, but what you do before. You need to start hoarding the necessities. Simple things like band-aids, womens sanitary products, etc. Suddenly taking care of your dental health is the biggest way to improve your lifespan. Floss will be expensive. I have a friend that hordes Tacobell fire sauce. Better believe they've bought their way into my canibal raiding gang.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just die with the rest of the fags, got fuck all hard skills. Best thing I can hope for is my humor and based personality wins some alpha over. I'd just lie like i do at all my jobs and figured it out on the fly. Uh yes I am a doctor let me help you with that wound...

      >canibal raiding gang.
      who wants to eat human without taco bell fire sauce

      https://i.imgur.com/8WvtxVu.jpg

      Short term: utility provider. Firewood, potable water.
      Mid term: build a kiln to make and sell clay rocket stoves to drive demand for more stoves and firewood. Might make it a guild affair to service a wider area. Long term background scheme: breed rabbits and chickens to large scale and start a street food gig.

      im stealing this idea, though i think once one person sees how you make it they will just copy. Making clay pots is stupid easy to do.

      https://i.imgur.com/XegGWKm.jpg

      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying there won't be taco bell sauce
        It will cost you a premium, but I'm willing to negotiate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is.. after the apocalypse, if you just have fishing line, hooks, and a shovel to dig worms, you probably can get into a survival group. Horde a few bottles of isopropyl and H2O2. You'll make it.

        Co-operation trumps all other skills

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything I wanted.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enlist a bunch of rednecks and roleplay "The Last Valley" with the fancy carpetbagger nieghborhoods in my area.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Create a compound. Find a way to generate a lot of electricity. Start putting on huge raves. This will then allow you to handpick people with which to start anew. Black folks and Americans get shot on sight, obviously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i suppose you have a 100kw sound system at our disposition ?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play nostalgic song of( ill niño ), eat cheetos

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have solar energy powerbank so i can play even more that same song

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably die without my epilepsy medication. Kill a few people for a can of chunky soup on my way out though.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hide my banan.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well see in few yrs. rn were in apocaliptyc, waiting for the post prefix
    But probably nothing, like now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn how to write coherent sentences you low IQ gay.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right wing death squad

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go around the world with my gang looking for every surviving elite, politician, big picatoste from every religion, law enforcement puppets, masons, underground bunkers of royals and torture and dismember every single one of them for days. In Minecraft board game of course.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape and pillage from horseback like my ancestors.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd become a slaver

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol production. Keep the secrets to myself. Alcohol is good for a lot of things.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will lead the reavers or die.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just go fishing

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hide in a cave because ppl r gay

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd join the military as soon as possible. They have food, they have people, they have guns. And when the army will dissolve, my raider gang won't be a group of poor gays armed with pointy sticks and dragon dildos looted from nearby camwhore lair.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get out of this city which is too big. It's over a million people and very many are morons.
    I'd go back to my hometown and probably go with my relatives to my grandparents house. The house has a barn and a few pastures where they have sheep and it's pretty far from any population center and also a bit into the forest from the road so if anyone was just passing by they wouldn't see any signs us living there.
    Also nearly everyone who lives there is a friend or acquaintance to at least someone in my family so we'd still probably maintain a bit of a community.
    There's an abundance of wood, good hunting grounds and lakes for fishing.
    The biggest challenges would be to grow enough plants, getting through the long and cold winter and of course getting a hold of as many guns and as much ammunition and other things we can't replace as possible and then we'd just live as very poor peasants.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 post by this id, fucking gay moronchudgarden gnome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 post by this id, fucking gay moronchudgarden gnome
      calm down gay. I forgot I even made the thread. I had no idea it was even up until now

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnap cute e-boi. Lock her and myself to bunker. Come out two years later.
    I have food for 3 years for two people. Then basics seeds for two harvest.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fight Keanu reeves, the only one who could stop me

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there was no /pol I would probably just go into stand bye mode.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn bro

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd worry because I got no weapon note training. I would probably die quickly.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) make peace with my brother, we would need each other
    2) gather weapons and food for the trip
    3) regroup the family and leave the city
    4) go to the South. We have a small, semi abandoned house by the beach, very inconHispanicuous
    5) starve or find some proper food supply

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Those who prioritise family and cooperation would have a better chance than those who want to join the morons in an orgy of rape and violence.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steal a boat for me and my son, stay just offshore enough to be relatively safe from ferals for a couple of years. Educate and train him. Conduct scavenging forays until he is big enough to accompany me. Find him a wife then send him forth to build a life while I die content knowing I did my best.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the winning plan, knowing how to sail would make that life a whole lot easier as you could sail to the leeward side of islands when there's a storm

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skin buck
    >run trotline

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably wouldn't notice.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have to interact with people irl

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move towards the hydro electric plant.
    If its repairable or operating establish myself as the electrician.
    With electricity and other surviving people try to establish a settlement that functions.
    Use goods and weaponry and manpower to secure needed parts and cables and materials to always keep the turbines running and the transformer stations working good.

    Build walls and strong points to secure the hydroplant and its surroundings and the core habitat ring.
    Establish communication with the people around the other hydroplant and the nearest nuclear plants if they are operational.
    Probably die in the process of trying to re establish a mid 20 century tier civilization.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start the Astartes project as the Emperor of Mankind.

    Maybe the thunderwarriors first or something, idk.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a badass. I'll almost certainly just die. I'm not going to shoot at anyone, it's not in me.
    That's okay with me. I haven't been a fan of this for the past 10 years anyways.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love how coomers can only think about sex and being some kind of slave master in a post apovalyptic scenario

    dudes.. you are losers in a easy af society what nake you think you would succeed in a post apocalyptic one? lmao
    you would probably be murdered in the first day

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poke people with a pointy stick until they leave me alone so I may tend to my vegetables in peace.

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