>dolphin (more like dumbphin) >can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement >doesn’t feast on the delicious kernel, achieving maximum brain size >dominant intelligent species
>can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement
Crows don't even bother with that anymore, they just drop it in front of traffic so a car breaks it and then wait until the lights turn red to go eat it.
- a tube
- a projectile
- some exploding propellant >the remaining mechanism is all up to how a bird would wield a gun
thats basically what all firearms are
As a real human boy (male), It is overtly obvious this thread is a bunch of crows and butthurt dolphins. Please note: I take sides with the crows because I can not swim and I am slightly less faceblind to them.
Intelligent crows would invest into development of automatic shotguns and machine guns with high rate of fire intended for aerial combat at close and medium ranges.
Crows would have to lose their wings to develop any kind of civilization like we have. The crow would have to be bigger to support a bigger brain. They could end up with opposable thumbs (which are required to build/field any weapon) and keep flight if... Know what this is a dumb ducking question OP, frick you fir wasting my time on this stupid shit
there have been flight capable birds large enough to support a human sized brain. It would be feasible for an intelligent species of very large birds to evolve.
I also disagree that thumbs are required for weapons. Bird talons are surprisingly dexterous and can easily hold things like rocks or sticks. It would only be a matter of time until a hypothetical intelligent bird species started using using rocks as primitive gravity bombs. This then could be refined into aerodynamic stone tipped darts ( similar in shape to lawn darts).
>crows
Remains of intelligent dinosaurs that survive the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction
they should look like pic related, but also more monkey like us with arms and thumbs to hold stuff
firearms would likely be used more as artillery than small arms on account of the lack of hands.What small arms did exist would likely be shoulder mounted, again due to lack of hands. Probably requiring the pulling of a string to fire the gun because of the distance between head and the feet.
If the dominant intelligent species on earth had bird like bone and muscle density, yet had similar proportions due to other evolutionary factors that allowed humans to survive, would they even be able to carry the same weapons that we could? They would have to be much lighter wouldn't they
muh dick
Little tiny AAMs attached to their backs.
>if crows were the ones who evolved as the dominant intelligent species on Earth
Why are you so sure crows aren’t the dominant intelligent species on earth?
>t.crow
Because dolphins are.
Dolphins can't relate narratives generationally, go have sex with a human, soup boy.
>dolphin (more like dumbphin)
>can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement
>doesn’t feast on the delicious kernel, achieving maximum brain size
>dominant intelligent species
>can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement
Crows don't even bother with that anymore, they just drop it in front of traffic so a car breaks it and then wait until the lights turn red to go eat it.
CAW CAW CAW CAW
CAWCAWCAWCAW
>t. dumphin
>birds are chinese
This makes too much sense, please scrub my brain
I always thought the idea of their attack bird was pretty cool.
Birds are so cool bros
There's a magpie tapping on my window every morning at 8.30 until I throw a handful of oats out to it.
Birds are so gay. I make sure to poison my bird seed every morning.
- a tube
- a projectile
- some exploding propellant
>the remaining mechanism is all up to how a bird would wield a gun
thats basically what all firearms are
As a real human boy (male), It is overtly obvious this thread is a bunch of crows and butthurt dolphins. Please note: I take sides with the crows because I can not swim and I am slightly less faceblind to them.
Intelligent crows would invest into development of automatic shotguns and machine guns with high rate of fire intended for aerial combat at close and medium ranges.
Fokin hell, it's like the thread was made for this joke
Elite post
murderous
You didn't even try.
you dont know what a murder of crows is?
Crows would have to lose their wings to develop any kind of civilization like we have. The crow would have to be bigger to support a bigger brain. They could end up with opposable thumbs (which are required to build/field any weapon) and keep flight if... Know what this is a dumb ducking question OP, frick you fir wasting my time on this stupid shit
there have been flight capable birds large enough to support a human sized brain. It would be feasible for an intelligent species of very large birds to evolve.
I also disagree that thumbs are required for weapons. Bird talons are surprisingly dexterous and can easily hold things like rocks or sticks. It would only be a matter of time until a hypothetical intelligent bird species started using using rocks as primitive gravity bombs. This then could be refined into aerodynamic stone tipped darts ( similar in shape to lawn darts).
Napalm.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/wildfires-birds-animals-australia
>crows
Remains of intelligent dinosaurs that survive the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction
they should look like pic related, but also more monkey like us with arms and thumbs to hold stuff
firearms would likely be used more as artillery than small arms on account of the lack of hands.What small arms did exist would likely be shoulder mounted, again due to lack of hands. Probably requiring the pulling of a string to fire the gun because of the distance between head and the feet.
Crows would evolve to design, build, and operate CROWS.
If the dominant intelligent species on earth had bird like bone and muscle density, yet had similar proportions due to other evolutionary factors that allowed humans to survive, would they even be able to carry the same weapons that we could? They would have to be much lighter wouldn't they
enough with the fricking puns
>enough with the fricking puns
We're gonna carrion how ever we please.