What would modern firearms look like if crows were the ones who evolved as the dominant intelligent species on Earth

What would modern firearms look like if crows were the ones who evolved as the dominant intelligent species on Earth

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Little tiny AAMs attached to their backs.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >if crows were the ones who evolved as the dominant intelligent species on Earth

    Why are you so sure crows aren’t the dominant intelligent species on earth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t.crow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because dolphins are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dolphins can't relate narratives generationally, go have sex with a human, soup boy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dolphin (more like dumbphin)
        >can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement
        >doesn’t feast on the delicious kernel, achieving maximum brain size
        >dominant intelligent species

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can’t even drop a single walnut from 60ft in the air onto hard pavement
          Crows don't even bother with that anymore, they just drop it in front of traffic so a car breaks it and then wait until the lights turn red to go eat it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CAW CAW CAW CAW
        CAWCAWCAWCAW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. dumphin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >birds are chinese
        This makes too much sense, please scrub my brain

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought the idea of their attack bird was pretty cool.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are so cool bros

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a magpie tapping on my window every morning at 8.30 until I throw a handful of oats out to it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are so gay. I make sure to poison my bird seed every morning.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    - a tube
    - a projectile
    - some exploding propellant
    >the remaining mechanism is all up to how a bird would wield a gun
    thats basically what all firearms are

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a real human boy (male), It is overtly obvious this thread is a bunch of crows and butthurt dolphins. Please note: I take sides with the crows because I can not swim and I am slightly less faceblind to them.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Intelligent crows would invest into development of automatic shotguns and machine guns with high rate of fire intended for aerial combat at close and medium ranges.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fokin hell, it's like the thread was made for this joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elite post

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    murderous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even try.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you dont know what a murder of crows is?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crows would have to lose their wings to develop any kind of civilization like we have. The crow would have to be bigger to support a bigger brain. They could end up with opposable thumbs (which are required to build/field any weapon) and keep flight if... Know what this is a dumb ducking question OP, fuck you fir wasting my time on this stupid shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there have been flight capable birds large enough to support a human sized brain. It would be feasible for an intelligent species of very large birds to evolve.

      I also disagree that thumbs are required for weapons. Bird talons are surprisingly dexterous and can easily hold things like rocks or sticks. It would only be a matter of time until a hypothetical intelligent bird species started using using rocks as primitive gravity bombs. This then could be refined into aerodynamic stone tipped darts ( similar in shape to lawn darts).

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Napalm.

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/wildfires-birds-animals-australia

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crows
    Remains of intelligent dinosaurs that survive the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction
    they should look like pic related, but also more monkey like us with arms and thumbs to hold stuff

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    firearms would likely be used more as artillery than small arms on account of the lack of hands.What small arms did exist would likely be shoulder mounted, again due to lack of hands. Probably requiring the pulling of a string to fire the gun because of the distance between head and the feet.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crows would evolve to design, build, and operate CROWS.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the dominant intelligent species on earth had bird like bone and muscle density, yet had similar proportions due to other evolutionary factors that allowed humans to survive, would they even be able to carry the same weapons that we could? They would have to be much lighter wouldn't they

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enough with the fucking puns

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enough with the fucking puns
      We're gonna carrion how ever we please.

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