That's Brigadier General John Clem, Anon. He enlisted at nine years old in the 22nd Michigan unofficially, and later officially enlisted at eleven years old. He shot and in the least maimed if not outright killed a Southern Colonel and was promoted to Sergeant for the deed. After the Civil War, he got a free ride through Ulysses S. Grant directly appointing him to Second Lieutenant even after he failed officer candidacy exams.
>failed his officers' exam
No shit Sherlock. Who would have thought that some illiterate 5th grader would not have passed a military age male test. Blowing the brains outta some traitor officer's skull was reason enough to promote the young chap. Thank God for competent leaders like Grant for making sure that little fucker got a fat payday. Didn't he also serve up till the start of WW1 too?
Well, he ended up being one of the key proponents for motorization in the the military so he couldn't have been that stupid.
Just imagine going from the Civil War to trucks and airplanes in a lifetime
Gets big fucking mad someone pointed out historical facts. Points out he was an illiterate 5th grader. Is immediately shown how wrong he is....are you still big mad you're reading comprehension is below this retarded 5th graders?
The member of a Royal Navy Age of Sail warship whose duty in battle was to carry gunpowder cartridges from the magazine to the guns. Often the youngest members of the official crew, some as young as nine or ten, with the rank of Ship's Boy on the books.
No that's old /misc/, I've always been pro-child soldier >Cheaper than daycare >Significantly more educational than common core >Safer than most schools >Unbeatable PE program
Honestly what's not to like?
Playing show me yours and I'll show you mine with two cute neighbor girls, or feeling up my female cousin who was a year younger than me whenever she stayed over. The only gun I owned at the time was the Nintendo zapper
Going 45:0 in MW2 team-deathmatch.
It still surprises me how good young children can get at a videogame if you let them play for hours and hours. Compared to my younger brother i feel washed up now even though i'm in my 20s.
We should probably make young children into drone pilots. They would slap.
Jerking off to 90s playboy magazines because no one had internet at the time and if you did it took 1 hour to load a photo.
Also, fun fact:
I have a letter a family member of mine wrote his mom during the Civil War asking for socks and checking in on his family. Yes, he was in the Confederate army as my entire family are Appalachian raised. Hell my fucking great grandparents refused plumbing in their cabin and insisted on an outhouse and living off the land lol
Appalachia had members on both sides of the war frequently, and also just as frequently revolted against both sides telling them to fuck off. Hill people are fun and the best ones to befriend. That being said they are dangerous and prone to drugs, but honestly that makes them even more fun.
They were in Fontana at the NC/TN line. I grew up at the SC/NC line but frequently visit up that way and absolutely love driving through Maggie Valley. And yes, it was such a fucked up situation fighting your potential neighbors. Still, awesome to read that letter to his mom. Dont remember if he mentioned where he was at and don't know where the letter is, either. Maybe somewhere in my dads safe? I know now there is a methadone epidemic up that way or in the country they in general but I always knew only about Shine and that's it.
Your mom
>Enter thread to post this
>It's already posted
/thread
Got his ass
OP eternally BTFO
Fucking kek, fpbp
Kys OP, there's literally no way to recover from this
God bless America.
Wrong image.
Got'em. What a fag
Google image searching “tifa boobs”
Atta boy.
Either working in the coal mines or walking 15 miles to school uphill each way through 20' snow drifts.
>Google image searching “velma boobs”
Pretending to shoot injuns on the playground
I wish I could remember.
Doin lines and bangin nines
Killing gophers I guess
The Royal Navy had powder monkeys on board ship as young as nine or eight years old, doesn't mean you expect kids that age to fight
That's Brigadier General John Clem, Anon. He enlisted at nine years old in the 22nd Michigan unofficially, and later officially enlisted at eleven years old. He shot and in the least maimed if not outright killed a Southern Colonel and was promoted to Sergeant for the deed. After the Civil War, he got a free ride through Ulysses S. Grant directly appointing him to Second Lieutenant even after he failed officer candidacy exams.
>failed his officers' exam
No shit Sherlock. Who would have thought that some illiterate 5th grader would not have passed a military age male test. Blowing the brains outta some traitor officer's skull was reason enough to promote the young chap. Thank God for competent leaders like Grant for making sure that little fucker got a fat payday. Didn't he also serve up till the start of WW1 too?
He failed the exam in 1871. He was twenty.
Well, he ended up being one of the key proponents for motorization in the the military so he couldn't have been that stupid.
Just imagine going from the Civil War to trucks and airplanes in a lifetime
Holy shit you're gay
Gets big fucking mad someone pointed out historical facts. Points out he was an illiterate 5th grader. Is immediately shown how wrong he is....are you still big mad you're reading comprehension is below this retarded 5th graders?
wow, I wish I could have crusaded for global zionism at that age!!
Abnormally hostile response my dude.
>powder monkey?
The member of a Royal Navy Age of Sail warship whose duty in battle was to carry gunpowder cartridges from the magazine to the guns. Often the youngest members of the official crew, some as young as nine or ten, with the rank of Ship's Boy on the books.
/k/ was unironically say child soldiers and child labor is based as long as it’s done in the VVESTERN VVORLD.
No that's old /misc/, I've always been pro-child soldier
>Cheaper than daycare
>Significantly more educational than common core
>Safer than most schools
>Unbeatable PE program
Honestly what's not to like?
Gotta pay out veteran’s benefits for a longer period of time.
They die faster if you don't station them on crew-served weapons in static emplacements.
Getting bullied in middle school and masturbating to women doing slutty dances on youtube because I wasn’t brave enough to look up real porn yet 🙁
Yahoo searching "fat Sailor Moon"
fat sailormoon is pretty hot ngl
At 11 i was fapping to pokemon special smut fan fics on my 3ds browser
molesting my childhood friend at a sleepover
/k/ in a nutshell
Jerking off to porn on the primary schools computers
Playing show me yours and I'll show you mine with two cute neighbor girls, or feeling up my female cousin who was a year younger than me whenever she stayed over. The only gun I owned at the time was the Nintendo zapper
Going 45:0 in MW2 team-deathmatch.
It still surprises me how good young children can get at a videogame if you let them play for hours and hours. Compared to my younger brother i feel washed up now even though i'm in my 20s.
We should probably make young children into drone pilots. They would slap.
>let 11 year old pilot drone
>drops hellfire missile in populated area
>shouts “GODLIKE” to himself
>proceeds to jump out of chair and start flossing
I mean it's not really any different from some teenager in the artillery dropping a fire mission, yelling AMERICA! and yes proceeding to do the floss
Which you know absolutely happened somewhere in the sandbox
I will never get over how half assed this thumb up is.
>We should probably make young children into drone pilots. They would slap.
the Ender's Game solution
Mixing gas and slapping ass.
Had a 2 stroke honda and miles of cotton fields to run wild in.
Being raped by my stepbrother
Please tell me this isn't real
It happened. Bright side? I'm now super into it. Abuse me, daddy.
🙁
Are you hot?
nice
Greentext?
Not on a blue board.
My ass is my best feature. That and my mouth.
Thank you anon.
Discord?
die
Rude
>Not on a blue board.
The post on /trash/ or something and link it here
Do it, i know you're itching to do it you slut
You will show my your ass
Come back and post
Fuck off and have a nice day
How homosexuals reproduce
Are you a boy or a girl? Answer quickly. My nexts fap depends on it
He's a guy
>he's into "step" incest
boooooo
Do you know any good incest yaoi?
Statistically speaking I was ripping up and down the east coast of cinnabar island on Gyarados
living a happy life without hardship
>accomplished virtually nothing in life
>finally moving out of parents house at 22
It's over for me isn't it?
It's not over until you admit defeat
Hitler was a drifter until 25
He worked for Army Intelligence.
Not during the drifter years. Not before the war.
Oh my bad. For some reason I forgot how old he was when ww1 kicked off.
See? There's hope. Just got to live life and the direction will come.
playing video games
Jerking off to 90s playboy magazines because no one had internet at the time and if you did it took 1 hour to load a photo.
Also, fun fact:
I have a letter a family member of mine wrote his mom during the Civil War asking for socks and checking in on his family. Yes, he was in the Confederate army as my entire family are Appalachian raised. Hell my fucking great grandparents refused plumbing in their cabin and insisted on an outhouse and living off the land lol
Appalachia had members on both sides of the war frequently, and also just as frequently revolted against both sides telling them to fuck off. Hill people are fun and the best ones to befriend. That being said they are dangerous and prone to drugs, but honestly that makes them even more fun.
>t. Blacksburg
They were in Fontana at the NC/TN line. I grew up at the SC/NC line but frequently visit up that way and absolutely love driving through Maggie Valley. And yes, it was such a fucked up situation fighting your potential neighbors. Still, awesome to read that letter to his mom. Dont remember if he mentioned where he was at and don't know where the letter is, either. Maybe somewhere in my dads safe? I know now there is a methadone epidemic up that way or in the country they in general but I always knew only about Shine and that's it.
cabin I was reffering to
Masturbaiting at least 5 times a day. God I was (and still somewhat am tbh) some horny mf
99% of Kurds are hideous
Pretending I was him.
Pretending that my parents divorcing didn't bother me.
of course not. reddit nafofags invade and are unaware of board culture but are itching to post more ukraine garbage