What went WRONG?

What went WRONG?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's perfection

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP, /thread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zkETXqF.png

      FPBP, /thread.

      this. also i suggest we burn OP alive during the next /k/ meetup.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a big pile of leaves? Comfy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just flecktarn textures stretched to fit those clunky ass models in classic OFP jank

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jacket looked alpentarnish enough for me, boonie hat not so.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jacket looked alpentarnish enough for me, boonie hat not so.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The resistance machinegunners wear flecktarn, the riflemen and officers wear alpenflage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're moronic and have never been outside during fall in the northern hemisphere

      This, the uniforms look really weird and like they're proportioned for dwarves. The suspenders for the overalls are also way too short for the average adult male torso

      If it's so perfect then why it was replaced by the TAZ 90?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it was too good, and soldiers got lost

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking REKT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red
      What were they thinking?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        red is fast

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard 2 different explanations. One is that supposedly Switzerland has a lot of clay soil. The other is that it's supposed to be a primitive form of anti-NV, the reds "dazzling" the IR illuminators that early NV devices relied on

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same principle as the Desert Night camo?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Note that the red gradually disappears with distance until it disappears completely blending into the forest, thanks to the long wavelength of the color

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mother's abortion doctor blew it, so now the world is stuck with your homosexual ass

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made the sleeves way too short and the trousers are too short as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're moronic and have never been outside during fall in the northern hemisphere

      This, the uniforms look really weird and like they're proportioned for dwarves. The suspenders for the overalls are also way too short for the average adult male torso

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trousers are fine but the suspenders are too short for me. Gave mine to a seamstress friend to remove the suspenders and turn them into belt loops

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seamstress friend
        Are you also fricking her? Protip, she's more than "just friends" when she measures your inseam with her tongue.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's 70 something

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personal lube is in the family planning section. Trust me, it helps.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you wash a normal uniform with your spaghetti still in the pockets

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one would shoot at a fruit cake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure thats exactly what happened in miami a few years ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Subtle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could cut through it however

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing went wrong, Alpenflage is god's gift to man. Everyone should have a complete uniform. Why don't you?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't make enough of them for those of us sized like Godzilla.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean what went RIGHT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you blend right in dork.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not versatile enough for the different Swiss seasons, it performs very well in autumn and winter, but leaves something to be desired in summer and spring, especially over short distances

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have got the load-bearing one

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean why we got rid of it? Fricking treasonous Fröntler homosexuals that seek clooser ties (Anschluss) to the EU and NATO.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The closest it's ever gotten to combat use is homeless guys stabbing each other in an Amtrak station at 3AM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >story?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not by Swiss forces anyway. The whole reason why TAZ 90 isn't surplused is because the Swiss saw UCK chopping heads off in the 90's while half of them were decked out in their beloved tutti-fruttis and decided they were never going to surplus any of their uniforms or equipment again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is just another reason men should keep hair short. You don't want to be help up like that. I mean, stick your fingers in my eye sockets and hold me like a bowling ball, you savage, Godless homosexuals!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kosovarians ruin everything AGAIN
        i hate these homosexuals so much it's unreal

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