What weapons would be best to use against an enemy that uses melee attacks exclusively, is blind, and attacks anything that makes the slightest sound?

What weapons would be best to use against an enemy that uses melee attacks exclusively, is blind, and attacks anything that makes the slightest sound?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man, quiet place was such a great movie.
    I guess setting traps would be very effective, so when you're not actually close when once of them gets it.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A truck

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a cheap noise maker or radio and some c4

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't they extremely, extremely bulletproof? Assuming they were, and ignoring how insane that would actually be, you really have to find something poisonous to them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >CaRbOn naNoTUbEs

      https://i.imgur.com/7xzDMam.jpg

      What weapons would be best to use against an enemy that uses melee attacks exclusively, is blind, and attacks anything that makes the slightest sound?

      Single earphone speakers clipped onto an AA battery to loop sounds. Everyone is issued a ammo can of them. The monsters will charge around in circles investigating the things until they starve.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They survived in space for thousands/millions of years. They aren't starving anytime soon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Tape a stick of dynamite to every speaker. When they pounce and swallow it - boom.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to believe they survived in the vacuum of space without being completely inactive. If such organism were to be awake and active, they would need proper nourishment to keep up with the energy output they spend in being alive.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Unless they found a way to survive off of pure rock, which some organisms do.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I refuse to believe they survived in the vacuum of space without being completely inactive. If such organism were to be awake and active, they would need proper nourishment to keep up with the energy output they spend in being alive.

              This is true, but they look like they could move quick and mission kill pretty much anything.

              Buttoned up units would survive, but if the meat that supplies them cant do that, its only a matter of time.

              I have no doubt a ABCT or two got spooled up, but i think it was a loseing battle.

              Scientists have found little microbes in the rock deep in the ocean that have been dormant for almost 100 million years. When woken up they are active and capable of reproducing.

              Just because we can hardly imagine such things in the present context of how life functions right now doesn't mean it isn't possible. There is an idea that Earth was once populated by an intelligent race of beings long before classical antiquity. It's possible Mars was inhabited, and if all life eventually perished and the planet was covered in water for hundreds of millions/billions of years it'd be so deeply buried we might never find it. Same thing could happen to Earth.

              Point is, the Earth developed life relatively late into our solar system's existence. Imagine the state of humans if we'd started developing 100 million years ago?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Unless they found a way to survive off of pure rock, which some organisms do.

            extremely prolonged hibernation?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the backstory of those things was thought out before they shot it. Apparently they were pretty much invincible and unaging with their hardened shell as the asteroids they arrived with were the destroyed pieces of their original planet which they hitchhiked with through the space. Until they crashed on earth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently they were pretty much invincible
        They die to buck shot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          After they open up.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Most vulnerable during sex

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They open up for literally anything.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thats not true, they open up when they are searching, not when they are fighting.

              They clearly can hunt without it, thats just for more fine hunting.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              just like anon's sister

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          only when they expose their sensor organs from their shell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After they open up.

      What's the most powerful cartridge we see them resist?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We don’t see them getting shot at, but presumably 30mm and down, since they wouldn’t be able to jink IFVs and attack helicopters/A-10s. I headcanon that they don’t show up on thermals and EM blitz radio guided munitions. There are only so many TOWs and laser guided munitions, and once they start fucking up infrastrcture fuel for tanks and such as well as production starts collapsing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "Presumably"
          That's my favorite word we all use when some sci Fi shit forgot to establish a threat level realistically.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If something uses sound to hunt. I imagine something that makes a very loud bang would probably disorientate it greatly.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Invent an even more stupid counter fantasy since you invented the context.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a job for grenades.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even if their skin is indestructible, because of how science and shit works an MBT firing HESH or an explosive with significant enough overpressure would be able to one shot them

    Realistically though any armored vehicle firing APFSDS or HEAT would destroy these fags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, but they look like they could move quick and mission kill pretty much anything.

      Buttoned up units would survive, but if the meat that supplies them cant do that, its only a matter of time.

      I have no doubt a ABCT or two got spooled up, but i think it was a loseing battle.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >look like they could move quick and mission kill pretty much anything
        They're fast, but a turret can traverse quick enough to catch them, especially over open terrain

        >Buttoned up units would survive, but if the meat that supplies them cant do that, its only a matter of time.
        A cordon could be set up, and I totally forgot air support. An AC130 would obliterate them

        There's some apocrypha that states they generate an EM field that probably fucks with targeting. In addition to being stupid fast and agile, they're probably hard to hit with anything big enough to kill them.
        Still, doesn't track that these things took over the planet. At most I can see them being an extremely disruptive disaster and major pain in the ass for years as the army slowly exterminates them

        >At most I can see them being an extremely disruptive disaster and major pain in the ass for years as the army slowly exterminates them
        This

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's some apocrypha that states they generate an EM field that probably fucks with targeting. In addition to being stupid fast and agile, they're probably hard to hit with anything big enough to kill them.
      Still, doesn't track that these things took over the planet. At most I can see them being an extremely disruptive disaster and major pain in the ass for years as the army slowly exterminates them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they had some EM, most everything has optics you can use. Shit, even with a Bradley you can get stone age with them. Pic related. At least the US stuff can fight in an EM environment. Use to be sure about the russian stuff, not so sure anymore.

        Anyone ever figure out if they could swim?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they can't, but the asteroid/s that brought them here distributed them to the Americas and Asia, so they're probably not in SEA Hawaii or Ingerland

          As for targeting, they're still a relatively small, really fast target that takes a heavy hardware to kill. And there's apparently a lot of them. Even if they're not outright indestructible, they'd cause major problems everywhere they go, and would probably merc pussy nations like central yurp and Canada

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Speakers mounted inside a heavy cage.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just hang really sharp sticks at eye level.
    Bonus points for it's eye level being slightly taller than your own height.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    airplane

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Set up remote noisemakers connected to claymores with proximity fuses. When they investigate the noise and open up their faces, they get a ball bearing facial

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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