Don't worry, the FSB is scouring the Baltic islands at this very moment looking for a big X on the beach for where all the incriminating evidence is of NATO's plot to blow up Dugin.
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
Yeah!
well blow up the car (the car)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the Doors
And then we say hurray
Oldgays coming out the woodwork now /k/ is good again. Before it was all browns crying about "muh zogbots" and /misc/Black folk going "can it be the civil war thread rate my bugaloos fellow bugs".
Now there's a fricking war on the memes must flow.
Oh, the year was 2022
How I wish I was in Sebastopol now
A letter of monke came from the tsar
To the scummiest army I've ever seen
God damn them all! I was told
We'd cruise the steppes for Ukrainians gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
But I'm a broken man at a Moscow bus stop
The last of Blyatin's Privateers
Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free, you are a pirate!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
Do what you want until Ukraine is free
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
Yeah!
We got us a bomb(A bomb!)
To place it under Dugin's car
Thats all watched at with guards (with guards!)
And secured well away
well blow up the car (the car)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the Doors
And then we say hurray
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to kill Ruskies
You are a pirate!
Weigh anchor!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Killing Dugin is alright with me
Do what you want until Ukraine is free
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig a deep grave you're digging en masse
Hang by the necks at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Yay!
Were sailing away (Set sail!)
Ruskies lurk on every shore
We set sail and destroy (Yaar har!)
And make them rue the day (Yeah!)
We blew up the boat (The Boat!)
They had no time to drop the anchor
Then hang them from ropes (Aye, aye!)
And then we kill again!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to kill Ruskies
Land ho!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Killing Ruskies is alright with me
Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free
You are a pirate!
Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!
Blue sky above and gold fields below
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
On one photo, the caption translates as 'High-class sex instructor, first lesson free,' and on the second, 'Vip Lover of Beer.' 100% it's a spy, that's how all spies behave in James Bond movies.
This is the second suspect, naturally a single mother who drops her ID card with her real name and details on whilst conducting an assassination could never have pulled this off alone, you need the assistance of a pirate.
Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...
To think there was a time when Russian intelligence was to be feared...
>who drops her ID card with her real name and details on >Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...
Russian side never claimed that. ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
Like, I get why you are doing this, if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details, then the story does not sound believable.
I'm just abashed by how easy your propagandists have it, brainwashed morons will just consume and spread second hand bullshit without question.
>ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
You mean the one that had copypasted backgrounds and computer generated faces?
>accused of spreading bullshit claims attributed to Russians >produces more bullshit claims attributed to Russians
Surely you have a link to these copypasted documents with AI generated faces posted on a Russian source, and not on an pro-Ukrainian one making false reports of supposed Russian claims?
>accused of spreading bullshit claims attributed to Russians >produces more bullshit claims attributed to Russians
Surely you have a link to these copypasted documents with AI generated faces posted on a Russian source, and not on an pro-Ukrainian one making false reports of supposed Russian claims?
No one cares about those details after sims 3 and green wig and just openly mocking any fsb claims, you dumb Black person
the reality in russia is always worse than twitter memes
their official TASS stance less than 24h after dugin's daughter was killed was literally "this azovite spy was here with her daughter and left behind her azov membership card", in a sense that twitter pic is less of a joke
>if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details
Yeah, single mother that changes her plates every few days that FSB tracks for months but can't catch after an assassination they knew she was planning is super believable. We need to "pretend" that there is something strange about it. God damn it, every russniger needs to be gassed asap.
>single mother
So? It's pretty much the best possible cover story for an enemy agent trying to mix in with the refugees.
Happened countless times in every war in history, just look at dozens of Muslim terrorists infiltrated Europe under this exact pretense. >changes her plates every few days
Reasonable for an assassin. >FSB tracks for months >assassination they knew she was planning
See, you are lying again. Russian side never claimed it, pro-Ukies made it up and pretended Russians said so in order to discredit the Russian version.
Have to admit, kind of ballsy of you to double down on the bullshit while faking indignation at being accused of doing this. Still a lying c**t tho. >can't catch after an assassination
Yeah, that's strange, because every single perpetrator of every single assassination in history was caught. Oh wait no they weren't.
No, seriously, the frick are you trying to pull here?
>Russian side never claimed it
Yeah they only immediately posted all this info the next day. Stop lying russBlack person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You've just confidently bragged about a series of "unbelievable" details and a single post later you are reduced to "it's kind of weird how fast they found her".
Sad, isn't it.
I think you almost got it but what their orders were was probably "They were assisted by a professional criminal"
And of course poor Sergei at the FSB has no idea what a criminal looks like, let alone a professional one. His job is framing innocent civilians!
So off he goes to Yandex to look for what is a professional criminal and lo and behold he finds very helpful article that says among the most feared professional criminals are pirates.
And how does the people know it is truly such a man in the picture? Why he's wearing a pirate hat of course!
to be fair, glowie agencies do have an incentive to want to come across as incompetent and harmless... then anything that is subtle and cunning would have increased effect. don't let absurdity throw you off-guard.
Spreading shit like this with fake pictures without it ever actually showing up in Russian media would be firehose of falsehood, because it would make their opponents doubt sources that they wanted to believe and they could use it as an example of a fake claim by their opponents. That's what the "video game footage" shit was, it all came from Russian sources to try to make it look like Ukrainians were falling for it, though mostly failed.
Humiliating themselves by claiming one of their own was assassinated by a Ukrainian pirate would just be horrific incompetence from their propaganda teams.
Its actually three brothers their nicknames are Casanova, Bavarian and Capitan Hook, they are from the most dangerous ukrainian special forces division.
I didnt meant it in that way. It's just similar case. Meaning some random funny guy is getting accused in crimes. The dude himself is just some fat tard singing out of tune.
>russian death is a girl who flies into the sky >white pigtails and august rains >darya dugin (without A at the end)
what did serbshitter mean by this?
U mean official Ria Novosti telegram channel are ukie lying shill? Looks like Ukie actually captured Moscow and take control over russian official media channel. Big if true kek
>a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures >it was a journalist who looked up his social media >w-well who cares these are still silly
So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
The guy is a fat goof. Not some Tier 1 operator who managed to infiltrate Moscow and car bomb a Kremlin talking head. Just like the b***h who's husband was a separatist leader, did not in fact do this under the command of the Ukrainians.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The sad part is if some supposed drunken sex pervert can go and get away with making a car bomb attack in Moscow and STILL not be caught what is there to stop someone from just walking right up and kicking Putin in the balls, spitting in his face, and then walking off?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>in Moscow
In the countryside 20 km away from Moscow, and despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail. Much less his daughter.
This assassination is nothing special in terms of difficulty. A hobo with a lead pipe could have killed her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Except they blew up their car, meaning time and preparation were needed, is Russian security just incompetent or non existent? Hell going by your line of thought they might as well have been gun down by a machine gun, or used a rocket. >nothing special, happens all the time, you're making a big deal out of this
2 years ago
Anonymous
there are people with money and means in other countries that want bolshevik thought leaders like dugin dead
2 years ago
Anonymous
>despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail >the guy who is in the close circle of Putin, who most likely has insider knowledge on a lot of things, is in the internatinal sanctions list, and whose daughter is an active and public part of russian propaganda machine is not worth to keep an eye on
Even in the slight chance it was Ukies, FSB had to let it happen
2 years ago
Anonymous
>guy who is in the close circle of Putin
Yeah, that's the meme thing I was referring to.
The whole theory of Dugin being a grey cardinal behind Putin's back is based solely on the fact that some of the Putin's policies are similar to ideas proposed by Dugin. But correlation doesn't imply causation, these are just reasonable things to do for Russia.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It is not a meme though, he does have direct connection to Putin
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol no.
It's just propaganda designed to undermine the legitimacy of Putin by pretending he is controlled by a weird Rasputin-like fringe theorist with insane ideas.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books
No, anonymous sources are cited to claim that Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Clearly this happened in the middle of nowhere important that any roadside bandit with a pipe could have done it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
huh, moscow actually looks like a target. what do you know...
If your claim is "FSB published it", then yes, I want an FSB post.
A FSB publication is by definition a thing published by FSB.
A Russian state media publication is not an FSB publication.
It shouldn't be hard to comprehend.
U mean official Ria Novosti telegram channel are ukie lying shill? Looks like Ukie actually captured Moscow and take control over russian official media channel. Big if true kek
[...] >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures >it was a journalist who looked up his social media >w-well who cares these are still silly
So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
[...] >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures >it was a journalist who looked up his social media >w-well who cares these are still silly
So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
You actually believe this fricking goofball with the pirate hat and the "FREE SEX" tshirt is an elite NATO assassin-terrorist. Hilarious.
The guy is a fat goof. Not some Tier 1 operator who managed to infiltrate Moscow and car bomb a Kremlin talking head. Just like the b***h who's husband was a separatist leader, did not in fact do this under the command of the Ukrainians.
>So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law. >Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
This is what you Black folk are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.
>Here are the pictures of the ruthless assassin terrorizing the Moscow regime
This is what you Black folk are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.
[...] >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures >it was a journalist who looked up his social media >w-well who cares these are still silly
So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
internal FSB investigation carefully edited out the pirate hat when discussing possible suspect Z, credible secret service organisation ok?
Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?
Listen, we all know the true source of the seethe isn’t even Westies and Westiboos making fun of the FSB, it’s the fact that this low hanging fruit is being produced means that the people in the FSB don’t care enough about (or care to oppose) the official bullshit that they are creating this low hanging fruit.
Is it sabotage, ennui, or moronation? Take your pick, either way it is the eventual doom of the putinist system, and you’re not even smart enough to jump ship like a rat and you just sit there madding about the rising water in your stateroom
>Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?
But they did.
Again, the shit referred to in OP is not the official FSB release. Official FSB release contains security cam footage and shit.
https://ria.ru/amp/20220829/dugina-1812804664.html
This article has footage actually posted by FSB.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wow, I am convinced, clearly ass pirate man needed to go get a soda pop from the continence store in his flippy floppies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just out of curiosity, what would have convinced you?
Because I'm sure you would have coped even if there was a video with this guy assembling an IED.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wondering how they have so much info on this guy and still managed not to be able to prevent him from setting off a car bomb in Moscow.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if the police investigation can find a criminal, why didn't police prevent the crime from happening
I hope you are only pretending to be this moronic.
I don't know, maybe something actually incriminating? I'm sorry to see going to the store suddenly makes you a suspect for a car bombing outside of a nation's capitol.
>changing car license plates is not incriminating
2 years ago
Anonymous
>changing car plates of an obvious make and model vehicle with glaringly garish paint job in the middle of 5 different cameras is not incriminating
It's a little too incriminating if anything, like they were doing their job too well, did they need to step outside of the car and point at their plates too? Don't tell me they couldn't have found some beat up Lada to use instead of this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why would they need to?
It's not like having a noticeable car poses any risk to the operation - Russian cops don't have the resources to track every single vehicle and it's car numbers, so the chances it will get them caught before the assassination are nil. And after the assassination it wouldn't matter, because both accomplices immediately left the country and there's no chance they will get extradited.
And now a fancy car is working in their favor.
https://i.imgur.com/4PfE1dF.jpg
>literally looking right at the camera taking the picture
The KGB spymasters are rolling in their graves.
>driver is looking at the traffic camera which is marked with a road sign
You are grasping at straws now. It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean you could have just said that the FSB is completely incompetent and might as well not exist from the start.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if FSB doesn't simultaneously track 4 000 000 cars in Moscow in real time to see if one of them changes license plates, they are incompetent
>It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
Not if you're not just any driver and you're trying to avoid getting caught planting and exploding a car bomb.
>having a plan to assassinate someone gives a future murderer the ability to control their line of sight 24/7 and prevents you from ever taking a look at a camera in one of the most camera-filled cities on Earth
Did I get this right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the FSB has multiple instances of camera footage of the one vehicle the perpetrators used and were even able to track the exact moment where they were able to switch plates but still weren't able to do anything at all past that >the perpetrators were able to merrily skip through one of the most camera filled cities on earth all the while have their exact movements tracked but were still able to execute their bomb run and get away with out any repercussions
Not really.
2 years ago
Anonymous
See
>if the police investigation can find a criminal, why didn't police prevent the crime from happening
I hope you are only pretending to be this moronic.
[...] >changing car license plates is not incriminating
I struggle to believe it needs to be said, but determining the person who committed a crime is easier than predicting who will commit one.
Who pathologically looks directly at cameras if they're trying not to be identified?
Cameras don't read minds, schizo.
Establishing an eye contact with a traffic camera won't instantly reveal to glowBlack folk that you are plotting an assassination. There's zero reason for this woman to avoid looking at camera.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Who pathologically looks directly at cameras if they're trying not to be identified?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
Not if you're not just any driver and you're trying to avoid getting caught planting and exploding a car bomb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know, maybe something actually incriminating? I'm sorry to see going to the store suddenly makes you a suspect for a car bombing outside of a nation's capitol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe they have more photos of his apartment so we can see how many Sims games he has this time since obviously they were able to track him going to the store to get a drink so well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is even worse you dumb frick. The FSB put that stupid dramatic music over it too?
To be fair they're the ones who published that article on the day of the invasion somewhat prematurely declaring that Russia had annexed Ukraine so maybe they're actually working to subtly undermine Russia
His little "gotcha" moment is what ria or any other state media isnt official fsb publicaition and what some internal fsb presentation or whatever probably dont have silly pirate photos. Thats it, fsb-shniki won and we are no longer allowed to laugh at how moronic they are
how come you guys dont believe the official narrative of the russian government and FSB? do you actually think they would ever lie about anything? lol you people are crazy, only western governments lie, not russia (or china for that matter)
She was an another one. Who managed to make 9 hour drive to Estonian border in six hours, and then cross the most guarded border in Russia without rising any alams.
ME HEARTIES THERE'S A VATNIK OFF THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE VATNIK!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH YER CUTLASSES! FEED 'EM TO THE FRICKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FRICKIN' OBLITERATE VATNIKS!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A VATNIK'S BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE VATNIK'S LIMBS TO MAKE A DAM! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!!!! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!!! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!
I'm starting to wonder how they are able to have this much evidence but still haven't caught anyone. Probably won't ever catch anyone now with how long it's been.
What if they're actually really smart, so they deliberately trying to sabotage the monke regime by doing their job carelessly to have their sentences cut off in the Hague?
Only moronic russians would believe that Ukrainians would outfit a team of assassins to kill fricking Dugin or his family in the first place. But the fact that russhits are closer to an animal than a human isn't a secret to anyone at this point.
What does his picture have to do with the comment besides the keyword "rape" you moronic mongrel?
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you had the IQ of at least 50 you'd understand. Go back to seething about russian bots, moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't let me get in the way of your job, pidorashka.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>vatniks are seething so hard you'd think ukrainians keep raping their women >posts a picture claiming that russian soldiers don't rape ukrainian women because some b***h lied about something
If you had double digit IQ at all, you'd notice the lack of logical relation between the two.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm too moronic to understand a relation between the two therefore there is no relation
Lmao, what a fricking moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I can't find a relation but I'll claim there is one, maybe this will help my argument
Amazing. It's like the moronic bot keeps writing these.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'll just keep ignoring it and keep repeating that it's a russian bot
Shouldn't you be finger-painting?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'll just keep ignoring it
He doesn't even know what "it" is, keeps walking in circles without being able to elaborate upon anything he says. Yeah, bots are more sophisticated than this. Only a russian can be this moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>still seething about being a moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>still can't explain anything, keeps doubling down
Ladies and gentlemen, this is in fact the best shill ruble can buy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's a bot >it's a shill
No, you're just moronic, lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's a bot >it's a shill >Illiterate shill can't even keep up with the conversation
If you're going to post random pictures because you're illiterate, have decency not trying to pretend that you even understand what you're doing. Unless you get paid by the word, of course.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's random because I'm too moronic to understand
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he still can't explain the relation so he keeps doubling down on pretending that one exists
Why would a russian have decency, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's still too moronic to understand so he keeps begging a russian bot to explain it to him
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't find a connection that doesn't exist, correct. Though, I am interested in what your a small shill brain can come up with. But it looks like there is simply nothing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I can't find a connection that doesn't exist
Not my problem, moron. Maybe your caretaker can do that for you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>doesn't even try to twist my words in any way >just claims that someone can find a connection that doesn't exist
You keep revealing your illiteracy more and more with every comment.
>This level of seething just makes it sound like a russian fricked your wife.
I'd say it's plausible, but then again we are posting on PrepHole. No way he has a wife.
Played too much with the sims custom creator
Lul
Quality typically drops after a purge.
wait a minute. is that rich evans?
Must have busted out the folding chable
he can't keep getting away with it!
His east european cousin
He weaponized his diabetes
Nah, it's his slavic cousin.
Poor Ivans
CARLOS GOD DAMMIT!
Jej
dugina broke his astromech droid, big mistake
The Governor of Port Royal took away their funding after they failed to intercept the most dangerous man of them all, Captain Snake Blyat.
The timbers are being shivered
The planks are being walked.
The keels are being hauled.
The starboard bow is being struck from.
The minister of defense is being sidelined
The cannons are being primed
The treasure is being buried
You can show power with lying - the bigger the lie without anyone criticizing it, the more powerful you are.
THE PIRATE OF PETERSBURG
"Help, I'm trapped in a bullshit factory!"
kino
It's almost like they are making shit up and not actually investigating. But why? Fsb would never blow someone up. Right?
Don't worry, the FSB is scouring the Baltic islands at this very moment looking for a big X on the beach for where all the incriminating evidence is of NATO's plot to blow up Dugin.
Is actually Dolan
Regards,
>tfw I'm nostalgic for mspaint shitposts
Reject wojak/frog
I still can't accept Dolan is an old meme now, time is a frick.
l*ndl*bbers BTFO
Blyatbeard
>Blyatbeard
Many Pieces.
the Thalassocratic west is victorious once again
>Thalassocratic west
Lies, he's Tellurocratic Eurasian river pirate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushkuyniks
twitter thread
Shiver me timbers, Schoigu!
this is based if true. Pirate bros, we're back.
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
Yeah!
well blow up the car (the car)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the Doors
And then we say hurray
What's with people busting out the old memes lately
Oldgays coming out the woodwork now /k/ is good again. Before it was all browns crying about "muh zogbots" and /misc/Black folk going "can it be the civil war thread rate my bugaloos fellow bugs".
Now there's a fricking war on the memes must flow.
oldgay here, came and left many times but I'm back for action on the new war. The memes are extra spicy these days
I feel much worse for that monkey than the monkeys mourning the V - DEH - V
Oh, the year was 2022
How I wish I was in Sebastopol now
A letter of monke came from the tsar
To the scummiest army I've ever seen
God damn them all! I was told
We'd cruise the steppes for Ukrainians gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
But I'm a broken man at a Moscow bus stop
The last of Blyatin's Privateers
Reminder that the US Constitution still allows Congress to grant letters of marque and reprisal. We are not party to any treaty banning them.
What about letters of monke?
There's a bill in the House specifically authorizing the President to create privateers to steal OFAC sanctioned ships.
Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free, you are a pirate!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
Do what you want until Ukraine is free
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
Yeah!
We got us a bomb(A bomb!)
To place it under Dugin's car
Thats all watched at with guards (with guards!)
And secured well away
well blow up the car (the car)
We know its full of precious booty
Burst open the Doors
And then we say hurray
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to kill Ruskies
You are a pirate!
Weigh anchor!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Killing Dugin is alright with me
Do what you want until Ukraine is free
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig a deep grave you're digging en masse
Hang by the necks at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Yay!
Were sailing away (Set sail!)
Ruskies lurk on every shore
We set sail and destroy (Yaar har!)
And make them rue the day (Yeah!)
We blew up the boat (The Boat!)
They had no time to drop the anchor
Then hang them from ropes (Aye, aye!)
And then we kill again!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to kill Ruskies
Land ho!
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Killing Ruskies is alright with me
Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free
You are a pirate!
Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!
Blue sky above and gold fields below
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
I hope someone does a vocaroo of this.
B A S E D
On one photo, the caption translates as 'High-class sex instructor, first lesson free,' and on the second, 'Vip Lover of Beer.' 100% it's a spy, that's how all spies behave in James Bond movies.
can you link the proofs? I can't trivially independently verify.
Here, use google translate https://ria.ru/20220829/dugina-1812804664.html
KGB traditions
Wait a thought the FSB confirmed it was actually a single mother AZOV nazi super spy who fled to Estonia?
Where else do you think they hid their pirate ship?
in yo mums snatch haha
This is the second suspect, naturally a single mother who drops her ID card with her real name and details on whilst conducting an assassination could never have pulled this off alone, you need the assistance of a pirate.
Thats just common sense
You truly have insight into the mind of the FSB.
That makes a lot of sense tbf
>who drops her ID card with her real name and details on
>Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...
Russian side never claimed that. ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
Like, I get why you are doing this, if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details, then the story does not sound believable.
I'm just abashed by how easy your propagandists have it, brainwashed morons will just consume and spread second hand bullshit without question.
>ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
You mean the one that had copypasted backgrounds and computer generated faces?
>accused of spreading bullshit claims attributed to Russians
>produces more bullshit claims attributed to Russians
Surely you have a link to these copypasted documents with AI generated faces posted on a Russian source, and not on an pro-Ukrainian one making false reports of supposed Russian claims?
No one cares about those details after sims 3 and green wig and just openly mocking any fsb claims, you dumb Black person
>No one cares about those details
You shit eating homosexuals will eat anything posted on twitter so I'm not surprised.
the reality in russia is always worse than twitter memes
their official TASS stance less than 24h after dugin's daughter was killed was literally "this azovite spy was here with her daughter and left behind her azov membership card", in a sense that twitter pic is less of a joke
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's all real in your mind.
>I'm sure it's all real in your mind.
>he thinks 3 sims 3 is a meme
>he still doesn't know
lol, lmao even
Now you know how the Germans felt, watching the Western Allies believe all the Soviet lies about super Uber deathstermination camps
>if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details
Yeah, single mother that changes her plates every few days that FSB tracks for months but can't catch after an assassination they knew she was planning is super believable. We need to "pretend" that there is something strange about it. God damn it, every russniger needs to be gassed asap.
>single mother
So? It's pretty much the best possible cover story for an enemy agent trying to mix in with the refugees.
Happened countless times in every war in history, just look at dozens of Muslim terrorists infiltrated Europe under this exact pretense.
>changes her plates every few days
Reasonable for an assassin.
>FSB tracks for months
>assassination they knew she was planning
See, you are lying again. Russian side never claimed it, pro-Ukies made it up and pretended Russians said so in order to discredit the Russian version.
Have to admit, kind of ballsy of you to double down on the bullshit while faking indignation at being accused of doing this. Still a lying c**t tho.
>can't catch after an assassination
Yeah, that's strange, because every single perpetrator of every single assassination in history was caught. Oh wait no they weren't.
No, seriously, the frick are you trying to pull here?
>Russian side never claimed it
Yeah they only immediately posted all this info the next day. Stop lying russBlack person.
You've just confidently bragged about a series of "unbelievable" details and a single post later you are reduced to "it's kind of weird how fast they found her".
Sad, isn't it.
>I'm just abashed by how easy your propagandists have it, brainwashed morons
I think you almost got it but what their orders were was probably "They were assisted by a professional criminal"
And of course poor Sergei at the FSB has no idea what a criminal looks like, let alone a professional one. His job is framing innocent civilians!
So off he goes to Yandex to look for what is a professional criminal and lo and behold he finds very helpful article that says among the most feared professional criminals are pirates.
And how does the people know it is truly such a man in the picture? Why he's wearing a pirate hat of course!
Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...
To think there was a time when Russian intelligence was to be feared...
I think there was also pictures from her wedding to someone who works for the so called dpr government.
to be fair, glowie agencies do have an incentive to want to come across as incompetent and harmless... then anything that is subtle and cunning would have increased effect. don't let absurdity throw you off-guard.
Next level cope
did she have green hair?
What you are looking for is Firehose of Falsehood.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood
Spreading shit like this with fake pictures without it ever actually showing up in Russian media would be firehose of falsehood, because it would make their opponents doubt sources that they wanted to believe and they could use it as an example of a fake claim by their opponents. That's what the "video game footage" shit was, it all came from Russian sources to try to make it look like Ukrainians were falling for it, though mostly failed.
Humiliating themselves by claiming one of their own was assassinated by a Ukrainian pirate would just be horrific incompetence from their propaganda teams.
Don't forget her three copies of The Sims 3
Lol, it's like Benny Hill or something cue that fricking music
He truly must be a master buccaneer if he was able to pirate 3 physical copies of The Sims 3
more like Buchaneer
One of these days immigration officials will get you, and you'll feel sorry and miserable.
Fricking Carlos, I swear to Allah almighty one day your uppance will come.
ONE MORE JOKES OF YOURS I SWEAR TO GOD
La migra is on its way, Carlitos
>sex instructor of the highest category
>beer enjoyer
So this is what it takes to be the mastermind of a car bomb plot in Moscow...
At least he follows Boris Johnsons iidea.
this guy reminds me of fricking counter-strike map makers from like a decade ago for some reason
Non-zero chance he was one of them.
Its actually three brothers their nicknames are Casanova, Bavarian and Capitan Hook, they are from the most dangerous ukrainian special forces division.
>FSB's worst nightmare
Does the CIA have any operatives even close to this power level?
This is some "Sam Hyde" type of trolling going on over here. This dude is Vycheslav Shakalov. He does covers on youtube.
>they have their own Sam Hyde
Is there nothing they won't try and copy?
I didnt meant it in that way. It's just similar case. Meaning some random funny guy is getting accused in crimes. The dude himself is just some fat tard singing out of tune.
>pirate
>gun enthusiast
>beer lover
>sex instructor
Thank you for your service
fsb just released photo of suspect when he was younger
>nobody remembers the helicopter pirate
The old ways are being forgotten
>bombs a car
>spins his dick
>kicks off a boat
>refuses to elaborate
>helicopter dick
>flies off like karlsson on the roof
nice
I'm dying
see
it all makes sense now
>not Caм Хaйд
he can't keep getting away with it
Rich Evans lost some weight in Russia.
clearly got his orders through italian spooks
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
underrated post
heh
for a split second my brain thought it looked like Rich Evans
I thought they blamed a chick with a kid.
is that scotty kilmer?
Rich Evans, no!
He's the reason Russia is full of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>tfw you get assassinated by FSB to get popular support for the special operation and end up as wall mural in Serbia
>russian death is a girl who flies into the sky
>white pigtails and august rains
>darya dugin (without A at the end)
what did serbshitter mean by this?
>in serbia
Of course
Did you know that when you go into Belgrade at night and yell "I am Russian", dark creatures known as Serbs will appear eager to suck your dick?
>darya_the_NPC.png
Someone post it in /ic/'s beginner thread and ask for critique.
didn't they basically purge all the anti-war FSB officers? which basically means all the competent people and smart people are gone.
Can you link the FSB publication in question, and not an Ukie shill lying that FSB published it?
>Ukie shill.
You already revealed yourself. Even if said document was posted, you would call it false
here you go you stupid Black person
https://t.me/rian_ru/175830
That's not an FSB publication.
It's an MSM posting pictures from his social media account.
>it's not the FSB publishing the photos it's the media publishing photos of the suspect designated by the FSB
okay
>a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect
>turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures
>it was a journalist who looked up his social media
>w-well who cares these are still silly
So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
The guy is a fat goof. Not some Tier 1 operator who managed to infiltrate Moscow and car bomb a Kremlin talking head. Just like the b***h who's husband was a separatist leader, did not in fact do this under the command of the Ukrainians.
The sad part is if some supposed drunken sex pervert can go and get away with making a car bomb attack in Moscow and STILL not be caught what is there to stop someone from just walking right up and kicking Putin in the balls, spitting in his face, and then walking off?
>in Moscow
In the countryside 20 km away from Moscow, and despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail. Much less his daughter.
This assassination is nothing special in terms of difficulty. A hobo with a lead pipe could have killed her.
Except they blew up their car, meaning time and preparation were needed, is Russian security just incompetent or non existent? Hell going by your line of thought they might as well have been gun down by a machine gun, or used a rocket.
>nothing special, happens all the time, you're making a big deal out of this
there are people with money and means in other countries that want bolshevik thought leaders like dugin dead
>despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail
>the guy who is in the close circle of Putin, who most likely has insider knowledge on a lot of things, is in the internatinal sanctions list, and whose daughter is an active and public part of russian propaganda machine is not worth to keep an eye on
Even in the slight chance it was Ukies, FSB had to let it happen
>guy who is in the close circle of Putin
Yeah, that's the meme thing I was referring to.
The whole theory of Dugin being a grey cardinal behind Putin's back is based solely on the fact that some of the Putin's policies are similar to ideas proposed by Dugin. But correlation doesn't imply causation, these are just reasonable things to do for Russia.
It is not a meme though, he does have direct connection to Putin
Lol no.
It's just propaganda designed to undermine the legitimacy of Putin by pretending he is controlled by a weird Rasputin-like fringe theorist with insane ideas.
Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books
>Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books
No, anonymous sources are cited to claim that Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books.
Clearly this happened in the middle of nowhere important that any roadside bandit with a pipe could have done it.
huh, moscow actually looks like a target. what do you know...
One of Moscow's most elite and exclusive suburbs
what the frick do you want if russian state media isnt enough? a post from the official FSB twitter account?
If your claim is "FSB published it", then yes, I want an FSB post.
A FSB publication is by definition a thing published by FSB.
A Russian state media publication is not an FSB publication.
It shouldn't be hard to comprehend.
Called it. You vatBlack folk are so predictable
U mean official Ria Novosti telegram channel are ukie lying shill? Looks like Ukie actually captured Moscow and take control over russian official media channel. Big if true kek
>Man uses joke avatars on social media
>Known pictures of the man get posted
>OMG LOL IT CAN'T BE HIM HE HAS JOKE AVATARS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
>get proven
>DIVERT DIVERT
>"FSB posted it!"
>no it didn't
>"here's a link"
>that's not FSB
>"whoa damage control you got proven wrong"
You actually believe this fricking goofball with the pirate hat and the "FREE SEX" tshirt is an elite NATO assassin-terrorist. Hilarious.
>So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
>Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
This is what you Black folk are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.
>Here are the pictures of the ruthless assassin terrorizing the Moscow regime
This is what you Black folk are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.
The fact you think any of this Darya Dugina assassination fairy tale is believable is hilarious pal. They've really done a number on you.
He doesn't believe shit. He either is paid or does it for free, but he knows it's bullshit.
>keeps diverting
The truth is that it was FSB that did it and now they are just being moronic as usual
Plot twist: The guy with the pirate hat actually is FSB and did the assassination.
LMAO idk anon it seems like some super secret assassin that LARPS as pirate look way more embarrassing than the FSB just being frickups.
I want to believe
internal FSB investigation carefully edited out the pirate hat when discussing possible suspect Z, credible secret service organisation ok?
i thought they said it was a woman who was trained by azov and fled to estonia? your guys weren't... lying... were they?
Obviously she got away on his pirate ship
Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?
Listen, we all know the true source of the seethe isn’t even Westies and Westiboos making fun of the FSB, it’s the fact that this low hanging fruit is being produced means that the people in the FSB don’t care enough about (or care to oppose) the official bullshit that they are creating this low hanging fruit.
Is it sabotage, ennui, or moronation? Take your pick, either way it is the eventual doom of the putinist system, and you’re not even smart enough to jump ship like a rat and you just sit there madding about the rising water in your stateroom
don't try to think that you aren't also being roasted right now disgusting oinker
"Ivan put three sim cards and do some serious evidence about ukie nazi assassins"
World premier intelligence organization be like
>Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?
But they did.
Again, the shit referred to in OP is not the official FSB release. Official FSB release contains security cam footage and shit.
May we see it?
https://ria.ru/amp/20220829/dugina-1812804664.html
This article has footage actually posted by FSB.
Wow, I am convinced, clearly ass pirate man needed to go get a soda pop from the continence store in his flippy floppies.
Just out of curiosity, what would have convinced you?
Because I'm sure you would have coped even if there was a video with this guy assembling an IED.
I wondering how they have so much info on this guy and still managed not to be able to prevent him from setting off a car bomb in Moscow.
>if the police investigation can find a criminal, why didn't police prevent the crime from happening
I hope you are only pretending to be this moronic.
>changing car license plates is not incriminating
>changing car plates of an obvious make and model vehicle with glaringly garish paint job in the middle of 5 different cameras is not incriminating
It's a little too incriminating if anything, like they were doing their job too well, did they need to step outside of the car and point at their plates too? Don't tell me they couldn't have found some beat up Lada to use instead of this.
Why would they need to?
It's not like having a noticeable car poses any risk to the operation - Russian cops don't have the resources to track every single vehicle and it's car numbers, so the chances it will get them caught before the assassination are nil. And after the assassination it wouldn't matter, because both accomplices immediately left the country and there's no chance they will get extradited.
And now a fancy car is working in their favor.
>driver is looking at the traffic camera which is marked with a road sign
You are grasping at straws now. It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
I mean you could have just said that the FSB is completely incompetent and might as well not exist from the start.
>if FSB doesn't simultaneously track 4 000 000 cars in Moscow in real time to see if one of them changes license plates, they are incompetent
>having a plan to assassinate someone gives a future murderer the ability to control their line of sight 24/7 and prevents you from ever taking a look at a camera in one of the most camera-filled cities on Earth
Did I get this right?
>the FSB has multiple instances of camera footage of the one vehicle the perpetrators used and were even able to track the exact moment where they were able to switch plates but still weren't able to do anything at all past that
>the perpetrators were able to merrily skip through one of the most camera filled cities on earth all the while have their exact movements tracked but were still able to execute their bomb run and get away with out any repercussions
Not really.
See
I struggle to believe it needs to be said, but determining the person who committed a crime is easier than predicting who will commit one.
Cameras don't read minds, schizo.
Establishing an eye contact with a traffic camera won't instantly reveal to glowBlack folk that you are plotting an assassination. There's zero reason for this woman to avoid looking at camera.
Who pathologically looks directly at cameras if they're trying not to be identified?
>It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
Not if you're not just any driver and you're trying to avoid getting caught planting and exploding a car bomb.
I don't know, maybe something actually incriminating? I'm sorry to see going to the store suddenly makes you a suspect for a car bombing outside of a nation's capitol.
Maybe they have more photos of his apartment so we can see how many Sims games he has this time since obviously they were able to track him going to the store to get a drink so well.
HAHAHAHAHAHA this is even worse you dumb frick. The FSB put that stupid dramatic music over it too?
To be fair they're the ones who published that article on the day of the invasion somewhat prematurely declaring that Russia had annexed Ukraine so maybe they're actually working to subtly undermine Russia
>so maybe they're actually working to subtly undermine Russia
that's just Russian leadership in the past centuries
His little "gotcha" moment is what ria or any other state media isnt official fsb publicaition and what some internal fsb presentation or whatever probably dont have silly pirate photos. Thats it, fsb-shniki won and we are no longer allowed to laugh at how moronic they are
how come you guys dont believe the official narrative of the russian government and FSB? do you actually think they would ever lie about anything? lol you people are crazy, only western governments lie, not russia (or china for that matter)
How much you want to bet she's not even dead
Jesus fricking christ
I thought it was a female super spy driving through Moscow in a Mini Cooper with a Ukrainian license plate?
She was an another one. Who managed to make 9 hour drive to Estonian border in six hours, and then cross the most guarded border in Russia without rising any alams.
THE ONE PIECE!
ME HEARTIES THERE'S A VATNIK OFF THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE VATNIK!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH YER CUTLASSES! FEED 'EM TO THE FRICKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FRICKIN' OBLITERATE VATNIKS!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A VATNIK'S BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE VATNIK'S LIMBS TO MAKE A DAM! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!!!! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!!! FRICK VATBlack folk!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!
The car is fuming!
The daughter is sizzling!
the free class is coming to an end
OH SHIT MR. PRESIDENT GET DO-
HOLY SHIT
He can't keep getting away with it
I'd almost be willing to wish for him to actually kill me just for the meme
Come one guys, you can't be so hard on them. They can only put so much effort into their set pieces.
What the hell am I even looking at?
Russian pathological need to feel like they're fighting actual Nazis.
"Look at how evil and nazi Ukraine is" at some russian arms expo or something.
Woah momma. How do I get a HATO class with her?
>you will never rig a drone to spray piss at vatnicks with your Kraut bro from the EU Chemical Weapon Corps
why even live?
I refuse to let my fermented piss bottles go to waste
Sorry, thought that was some kind of chemical ballista/spray cannon somehow
World premier intelligence organization
Sometimes I wonder if they did this on purpose in order to subtly express displeasure for the war by embarrassing Putin
so they're no longer going with the azov nazi woman and her child deviously planting the bomb and fleeing to estonia narrative?
Can we get much higher
Ninjas be needin' to up their game, yarr!
Thought it was Chris Chan for a split second. Did they ever catch him?
I heard the piracy problem in eastern europe was bad. I didn't know it could turn out deadly.
>literally looking right at the camera taking the picture
The KGB spymasters are rolling in their graves.
If the fsb is willing to release surveillance videos why not copy the video file from the servers instead of filming the screens with their phones?
The pirate of pisky strikes
>and remember to wear a hat with the SS totenkopf... you know, the one with a skull over crossed bones
I'm starting to wonder how they are able to have this much evidence but still haven't caught anyone. Probably won't ever catch anyone now with how long it's been.
Can't catch the computer generated people
What if they're actually really smart, so they deliberately trying to sabotage the monke regime by doing their job carelessly to have their sentences cut off in the Hague?
I mean they didn't even get the supposed target.
That supposed to the captain of the Moskova?
I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN
NO WOMAN CAN RESIST ME
I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN
NO WOMAN CAN SAY NO
Only moronic russians would believe that Ukrainians would outfit a team of assassins to kill fricking Dugin or his family in the first place. But the fact that russhits are closer to an animal than a human isn't a secret to anyone at this point.
This level of seething just makes it sound like a russian fricked your wife. Consider therapy.
>This level of seething
You should visit vatnik telegram sometimes. You'd think that a pack of hohols were gangraping every woman in Russia nonstop.
Yeah
>russian bots have triggerwords connected to pictures
Impressive technology.
Are the vatniks also making you moronic?
What does his picture have to do with the comment besides the keyword "rape" you moronic mongrel?
If you had the IQ of at least 50 you'd understand. Go back to seething about russian bots, moron.
Don't let me get in the way of your job, pidorashka.
>vatniks are seething so hard you'd think ukrainians keep raping their women
>posts a picture claiming that russian soldiers don't rape ukrainian women because some b***h lied about something
If you had double digit IQ at all, you'd notice the lack of logical relation between the two.
>I'm too moronic to understand a relation between the two therefore there is no relation
Lmao, what a fricking moron.
>I can't find a relation but I'll claim there is one, maybe this will help my argument
Amazing. It's like the moronic bot keeps writing these.
>I'll just keep ignoring it and keep repeating that it's a russian bot
Shouldn't you be finger-painting?
>I'll just keep ignoring it
He doesn't even know what "it" is, keeps walking in circles without being able to elaborate upon anything he says. Yeah, bots are more sophisticated than this. Only a russian can be this moronic.
>still seething about being a moron
>still can't explain anything, keeps doubling down
Ladies and gentlemen, this is in fact the best shill ruble can buy.
>it's a bot
>it's a shill
No, you're just moronic, lmao.
>it's a bot
>it's a shill
>Illiterate shill can't even keep up with the conversation
If you're going to post random pictures because you're illiterate, have decency not trying to pretend that you even understand what you're doing. Unless you get paid by the word, of course.
>it's random because I'm too moronic to understand
>he still can't explain the relation so he keeps doubling down on pretending that one exists
Why would a russian have decency, right?
>he's still too moronic to understand so he keeps begging a russian bot to explain it to him
I can't find a connection that doesn't exist, correct. Though, I am interested in what your a small shill brain can come up with. But it looks like there is simply nothing?
>I can't find a connection that doesn't exist
Not my problem, moron. Maybe your caretaker can do that for you.
>doesn't even try to twist my words in any way
>just claims that someone can find a connection that doesn't exist
You keep revealing your illiteracy more and more with every comment.
>This level of seething just makes it sound like a russian fricked your wife.
I'd say it's plausible, but then again we are posting on PrepHole. No way he has a wife.
YARR HARR
Is he the dreaded Signature Illegible?
He just wanted his VCR fixed
OH SHIT O SHIT OH SHIT
JUST AS THE NEWS WAS BREAKING THIS WAS POSTED BY THE 'MODERATES'
For King and country
I heard he hid a powder keg in her trunk and lit it with a comically long fuse trailing behind
holy kek
its perfect
then enjoy the HD remaster
It's been so long
I've lost my taste
Say angel come
Say lick my face
Let fall your dress
I'll play the part
I'll open this mouth wide
Eat your heart