what the fuck happened to the FSB?

what the fuck happened to the FSB?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played too much with the sims custom creator

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quality typically drops after a purge.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute. is that rich evans?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must have busted out the folding chable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he can't keep getting away with it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His east european cousin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He weaponized his diabetes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's his slavic cousin.
      Poor Ivans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOS GOD DAMMIT!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jej

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dugina broke his astromech droid, big mistake

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Governor of Port Royal took away their funding after they failed to intercept the most dangerous man of them all, Captain Snake Blyat.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The timbers are being shivered

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The planks are being walked.
      The keels are being hauled.
      The starboard bow is being struck from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The minister of defense is being sidelined

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cannons are being primed
      The treasure is being buried

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can show power with lying - the bigger the lie without anyone criticizing it, the more powerful you are.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE PIRATE OF PETERSBURG

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Help, I'm trapped in a bullshit factory!"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like they are making shit up and not actually investigating. But why? Fsb would never blow someone up. Right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, the FSB is scouring the Baltic islands at this very moment looking for a big X on the beach for where all the incriminating evidence is of NATO's plot to blow up Dugin.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is actually Dolan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Regards,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I'm nostalgic for mspaint shitposts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reject wojak/frog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't accept Dolan is an old meme now, time is a fuck.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    l*ndl*bbers BTFO

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blyatbeard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blyatbeard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many Pieces.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Thalassocratic west is victorious once again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thalassocratic west
      Lies, he's Tellurocratic Eurasian river pirate
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushkuyniks

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twitter thread

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver me timbers, Schoigu!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is based if true. Pirate bros, we're back.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yarr har fiddle dee dee
    blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free
    You are a pirate!
    You are a pirate!
    Yeah!

    well blow up the car (the car)
    We know its full of precious booty
    Burst open the Doors
    And then we say hurray

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with people busting out the old memes lately

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oldfags coming out the woodwork now PrepHole is good again. Before it was all browns crying about "muh zogbots" and 4chanmorons going "can it be the civil war thread rate my bugaloos fellow bugs".
        Now there's a fucking war on the memes must flow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oldfag here, came and left many times but I'm back for action on the new war. The memes are extra Hispanicy these days

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel much worse for that monkey than the monkeys mourning the V - DEH - V

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, the year was 2022
      How I wish I was in Sebastopol now
      A letter of monke came from the tsar
      To the scummiest army I've ever seen

      God damn them all! I was told
      We'd cruise the steppes for Ukrainians gold
      We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
      But I'm a broken man at a Moscow bus stop
      The last of Blyatin's Privateers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the US Constitution still allows Congress to grant letters of marque and reprisal. We are not party to any treaty banning them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about letters of monke?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a bill in the House specifically authorizing the President to create privateers to steal OFAC sanctioned ships.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free, you are a pirate!
      Yarr har fiddle dee dee
      blowing up Dugins daughter is alright for me.
      Do what you want until Ukraine is free
      You are a pirate!
      You are a pirate!
      Yeah!

      We got us a bomb(A bomb!)
      To place it under Dugin's car
      Thats all watched at with guards (with guards!)
      And secured well away

      well blow up the car (the car)
      We know its full of precious booty
      Burst open the Doors
      And then we say hurray

      Yarr har fiddle dee dee
      If you love to kill Ruskies
      You are a pirate!

      Weigh anchor!
      Yarr har fiddle dee dee
      Killing Dugin is alright with me
      Do what you want until Ukraine is free
      You are a pirate!

      Arr yarr ahoy and avast
      Dig a deep grave you're digging en masse
      Hang by the necks at the end of the mast!
      You are a pirate!

      Yay!
      Were sailing away (Set sail!)
      Ruskies lurk on every shore
      We set sail and destroy (Yaar har!)
      And make them rue the day (Yeah!)
      We blew up the boat (The Boat!)
      They had no time to drop the anchor
      Then hang them from ropes (Aye, aye!)
      And then we kill again!

      Yarr har fiddle dee dee
      If you love to kill Ruskies
      Land ho!
      Yarr har fiddle dee dee
      Killing Ruskies is alright with me
      Kill what you can until Ukraine is Free
      You are a pirate!
      Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!
      Blue sky above and gold fields below
      You are a pirate!
      You are a pirate!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope someone does a vocaroo of this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B A S E D

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On one photo, the caption translates as 'High-class sex instructor, first lesson free,' and on the second, 'Vip Lover of Beer.' 100% it's a spy, that's how all spies behave in James Bond movies.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you link the proofs? I can't trivially independently verify.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here, use google translate https://ria.ru/20220829/dugina-1812804664.html

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KGB traditions

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a thought the FSB confirmed it was actually a single mother AZOV nazi super spy who fled to Estonia?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where else do you think they hid their pirate ship?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in yo mums snatch haha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the second suspect, naturally a single mother who drops her ID card with her real name and details on whilst conducting an assassination could never have pulled this off alone, you need the assistance of a pirate.

      Thats just common sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You truly have insight into the mind of the FSB.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes a lot of sense tbf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...

        To think there was a time when Russian intelligence was to be feared...

        >who drops her ID card with her real name and details on
        >Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...
        Russian side never claimed that. ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
        Like, I get why you are doing this, if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details, then the story does not sound believable.
        I'm just abashed by how easy your propagandists have it, brainwashed retards will just consume and spread second hand bullshit without question.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ID scan was taken from the database captured in Mariupol back in April.
          You mean the one that had copypasted backgrounds and computer generated faces?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >accused of spreading bullshit claims attributed to Russians
            >produces more bullshit claims attributed to Russians
            Surely you have a link to these copypasted documents with AI generated faces posted on a Russian source, and not on an pro-Ukrainian one making false reports of supposed Russian claims?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >accused of spreading bullshit claims attributed to Russians
          >produces more bullshit claims attributed to Russians
          Surely you have a link to these copypasted documents with AI generated faces posted on a Russian source, and not on an pro-Ukrainian one making false reports of supposed Russian claims?

          No one cares about those details after sims 3 and green wig and just openly mocking any fsb claims, you dumb moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No one cares about those details
            You shit eating gays will eat anything posted on twitter so I'm not surprised.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the reality in russia is always worse than twitter memes
              their official TASS stance less than 24h after dugin's daughter was killed was literally "this azovite spy was here with her daughter and left behind her azov membership card", in a sense that twitter pic is less of a joke

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's all real in your mind.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm sure it's all real in your mind.
              >he thinks 3 sims 3 is a meme
              >he still doesn't know
              lol, lmao even

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you know how the Germans felt, watching the Western Allies believe all the Soviet lies about super Uber deathstermination camps

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you pretend that the story has unbelievable details
          Yeah, single mother that changes her plates every few days that FSB tracks for months but can't catch after an assassination they knew she was planning is super believable. We need to "pretend" that there is something strange about it. God damn it, every russniger needs to be gassed asap.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >single mother
            So? It's pretty much the best possible cover story for an enemy agent trying to mix in with the refugees.
            Happened countless times in every war in history, just look at dozens of Muslim terrorists infiltrated Europe under this exact pretense.
            >changes her plates every few days
            Reasonable for an assassin.
            >FSB tracks for months
            >assassination they knew she was planning
            See, you are lying again. Russian side never claimed it, pro-Ukies made it up and pretended Russians said so in order to discredit the Russian version.
            Have to admit, kind of ballsy of you to double down on the bullshit while faking indignation at being accused of doing this. Still a lying cunt tho.
            >can't catch after an assassination
            Yeah, that's strange, because every single perpetrator of every single assassination in history was caught. Oh wait no they weren't.
            No, seriously, the fuck are you trying to pull here?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Russian side never claimed it
              Yeah they only immediately posted all this info the next day. Stop lying russmoron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've just confidently bragged about a series of "unbelievable" details and a single post later you are reduced to "it's kind of weird how fast they found her".
                Sad, isn't it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm just abashed by how easy your propagandists have it, brainwashed retards

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you almost got it but what their orders were was probably "They were assisted by a professional criminal"
        And of course poor Sergei at the FSB has no idea what a criminal looks like, let alone a professional one. His job is framing innocent civilians!
        So off he goes to Yandex to look for what is a professional criminal and lo and behold he finds very helpful article that says among the most feared professional criminals are pirates.
        And how does the people know it is truly such a man in the picture? Why he's wearing a pirate hat of course!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who also dropped her AZOV membership card at the scene...

      To think there was a time when Russian intelligence was to be feared...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think there was also pictures from her wedding to someone who works for the so called dpr government.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, glowie agencies do have an incentive to want to come across as incompetent and harmless... then anything that is subtle and cunning would have increased effect. don't let absurdity throw you off-guard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next level cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did she have green hair?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you are looking for is Firehose of Falsehood.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spreading shit like this with fake pictures without it ever actually showing up in Russian media would be firehose of falsehood, because it would make their opponents doubt sources that they wanted to believe and they could use it as an example of a fake claim by their opponents. That's what the "video game footage" shit was, it all came from Russian sources to try to make it look like Ukrainians were falling for it, though mostly failed.
        Humiliating themselves by claiming one of their own was assassinated by a Ukrainian pirate would just be horrific incompetence from their propaganda teams.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did she have green hair?

      Don't forget her three copies of The Sims 3

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, it's like Benny Hill or something cue that fucking music

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He truly must be a master buccaneer if he was able to pirate 3 physical copies of The Sims 3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like Buchaneer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of these days immigration officials will get you, and you'll feel sorry and miserable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking Carlos, I swear to Allah almighty one day your uppance will come.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ONE MORE JOKES OF YOURS I SWEAR TO GOD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        La migra is on its way, Carlitos

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sex instructor of the highest category
    >beer enjoyer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this is what it takes to be the mastermind of a car bomb plot in Moscow...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least he follows Boris Johnsons iidea.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy reminds me of fucking counter-strike map makers from like a decade ago for some reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Non-zero chance he was one of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually three brothers their nicknames are Casanova, Bavarian and Capitan Hook, they are from the most dangerous ukrainian special forces division.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FSB's worst nightmare

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does the CIA have any operatives even close to this power level?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is some "Sam Hyde" type of trolling going on over here. This dude is Vycheslav Shakalov. He does covers on youtube.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they have their own Sam Hyde
        Is there nothing they won't try and copy?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didnt meant it in that way. It's just similar case. Meaning some random funny guy is getting accused in crimes. The dude himself is just some fat tard singing out of tune.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pirate
      >gun enthusiast
      >beer lover
      >sex instructor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for your service

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fsb just released photo of suspect when he was younger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody remembers the helicopter pirate
      The old ways are being forgotten

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bombs a car
      >spins his dick
      >kicks off a boat
      >refuses to elaborate
      >helicopter dick
      >flies off like karlsson on the roof

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm dying

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        https://i.imgur.com/B9U1QkH.jpg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it all makes sense now

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not Caм Хaйд
    he can't keep getting away with it

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rich Evans lost some weight in Russia.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clearly got his orders through italian spooks

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for a split second my brain thought it looked like Rich Evans

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they blamed a chick with a kid.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that scotty kilmer?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rich Evans, no!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the reason Russia is full of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you get assassinated by FSB to get popular support for the special operation and end up as wall mural in Serbia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >russian death is a girl who flies into the sky
      >white pigtails and august rains
      >darya dugin (without A at the end)
      what did serbshitter mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in serbia
      Of course

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that when you go into Belgrade at night and yell "I am Russian", dark creatures known as Serbs will appear eager to suck your dick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >darya_the_NPC.png
      Someone post it in /ic/'s beginner thread and ask for critique.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't they basically purge all the anti-war FSB officers? which basically means all the competent people and smart people are gone.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you link the FSB publication in question, and not an Ukie shill lying that FSB published it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukie shill.
      You already revealed yourself. Even if said document was posted, you would call it false

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here you go you stupid moron
      https://t.me/rian_ru/175830

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an FSB publication.
        It's an MSM posting pictures from his social media account.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not the FSB publishing the photos it's the media publishing photos of the suspect designated by the FSB
          okay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/SelP3ft.jpg

            U mean official Ria Novosti telegram channel are ukie lying shill? Looks like Ukie actually captured Moscow and take control over russian official media channel. Big if true kek

            >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect
            >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures
            >it was a journalist who looked up his social media
            >w-well who cares these are still silly
            So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
            Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The guy is a fat goof. Not some Tier 1 operator who managed to infiltrate Moscow and car bomb a Kremlin talking head. Just like the bitch who's husband was a separatist leader, did not in fact do this under the command of the Ukrainians.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sad part is if some supposed drunken sex pervert can go and get away with making a car bomb attack in Moscow and STILL not be caught what is there to stop someone from just walking right up and kicking Putin in the balls, spitting in his face, and then walking off?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in Moscow
                In the countryside 20 km away from Moscow, and despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail. Much less his daughter.
                This assassination is nothing special in terms of difficulty. A hobo with a lead pipe could have killed her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except they blew up their car, meaning time and preparation were needed, is Russian security just incompetent or non existent? Hell going by your line of thought they might as well have been gun down by a machine gun, or used a rocket.
                >nothing special, happens all the time, you're making a big deal out of this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are people with money and means in other countries that want bolshevik thought leaders like dugin dead

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >despite all memes, Dugin is not a significant enough person to warrant a security detail
                >the guy who is in the close circle of Putin, who most likely has insider knowledge on a lot of things, is in the internatinal sanctions list, and whose daughter is an active and public part of russian propaganda machine is not worth to keep an eye on
                Even in the slight chance it was Ukies, FSB had to let it happen

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >guy who is in the close circle of Putin
                Yeah, that's the meme thing I was referring to.
                The whole theory of Dugin being a grey cardinal behind Putin's back is based solely on the fact that some of the Putin's policies are similar to ideas proposed by Dugin. But correlation doesn't imply causation, these are just reasonable things to do for Russia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is not a meme though, he does have direct connection to Putin

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol no.
                It's just propaganda designed to undermine the legitimacy of Putin by pretending he is controlled by a weird Rasputin-like fringe theorist with insane ideas.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books
                No, anonymous sources are cited to claim that Russian top brass are forced to read Dugin's books.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly this happened in the middle of nowhere important that any roadside bandit with a pipe could have done it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                huh, moscow actually looks like a target. what do you know...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One of Moscow's most elite and exclusive suburbs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the fuck do you want if russian state media isnt enough? a post from the official FSB twitter account?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If your claim is "FSB published it", then yes, I want an FSB post.
            A FSB publication is by definition a thing published by FSB.
            A Russian state media publication is not an FSB publication.
            It shouldn't be hard to comprehend.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ukie shill.
          You already revealed yourself. Even if said document was posted, you would call it false

          Called it. You vatmorons are so predictable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      U mean official Ria Novosti telegram channel are ukie lying shill? Looks like Ukie actually captured Moscow and take control over russian official media channel. Big if true kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Man uses joke avatars on social media
        >Known pictures of the man get posted
        >OMG LOL IT CAN'T BE HIM HE HAS JOKE AVATARS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect
          >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures
          >it was a journalist who looked up his social media
          >w-well who cares these are still silly
          So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
          Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.

          >get proven
          >DIVERT DIVERT

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"FSB posted it!"
            >no it didn't
            >"here's a link"
            >that's not FSB
            >"whoa damage control you got proven wrong"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect
          >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures
          >it was a journalist who looked up his social media
          >w-well who cares these are still silly
          So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
          Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.

          You actually believe this fucking goofball with the pirate hat and the "FREE SEX" tshirt is an elite NATO assassin-terrorist. Hilarious.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guy is a fat goof. Not some Tier 1 operator who managed to infiltrate Moscow and car bomb a Kremlin talking head. Just like the bitch who's husband was a separatist leader, did not in fact do this under the command of the Ukrainians.

            >So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
            >Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.
            This is what you morons are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Here are the pictures of the ruthless assassin terrorizing the Moscow regime
              This is what you morons are unironically claiming, and you expect to be taken seriously.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The fact you think any of this Darya Dugina assassination fairy tale is believable is hilarious pal. They've really done a number on you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't believe shit. He either is paid or does it for free, but he knows it's bullshit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >keeps diverting
              The truth is that it was FSB that did it and now they are just being retarded as usual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Plot twist: The guy with the pirate hat actually is FSB and did the assassination.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              LMAO idk anon it seems like some super secret assassin that LARPS as pirate look way more embarrassing than the FSB just being fuckups.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to believe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >a thread with 100 posts laughing at FSB for posting silly pictures of a suspect
          >turns out FSB didn't even post these pictures
          >it was a journalist who looked up his social media
          >w-well who cares these are still silly
          So anybody who ever posted a dumb photo in his facebook is now clean in the eyes of the law.
          Clearly it's impossible for him to be an accomplice to murder because he once worn a pirate hat.

          internal FSB investigation carefully edited out the pirate hat when discussing possible suspect Z, credible secret service organisation ok?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought they said it was a woman who was trained by azov and fled to estonia? your guys weren't... lying... were they?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously she got away on his pirate ship

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?

          Listen, we all know the true source of the seethe isn’t even Westies and Westiboos making fun of the FSB, it’s the fact that this low hanging fruit is being produced means that the people in the FSB don’t care enough about (or care to oppose) the official bullshit that they are creating this low hanging fruit.

          Is it sabotage, ennui, or retardation? Take your pick, either way it is the eventual doom of the putinist system, and you’re not even smart enough to jump ship like a rat and you just sit there madding about the rising water in your stateroom

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't try to think that you aren't also being roasted right now disgusting oinker

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Ivan put three sim cards and do some serious evidence about ukie nazi assassins"

            World premier intelligence organization be like

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Surely the world’s premier intelligence organization could find some pictures for official release that don’t have wacky captions?
            But they did.
            Again, the shit referred to in OP is not the official FSB release. Official FSB release contains security cam footage and shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              May we see it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://ria.ru/amp/20220829/dugina-1812804664.html
                This article has footage actually posted by FSB.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, I am convinced, clearly ass pirate man needed to go get a soda pop from the continence store in his flippy floppies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just out of curiosity, what would have convinced you?
                Because I'm sure you would have coped even if there was a video with this guy assembling an IED.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wondering how they have so much info on this guy and still managed not to be able to prevent him from setting off a car bomb in Moscow.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the police investigation can find a criminal, why didn't police prevent the crime from happening
                I hope you are only pretending to be this retarded.

                I don't know, maybe something actually incriminating? I'm sorry to see going to the store suddenly makes you a suspect for a car bombing outside of a nation's capitol.

                >changing car license plates is not incriminating

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >changing car plates of an obvious make and model vehicle with glaringly garish paint job in the middle of 5 different cameras is not incriminating
                It's a little too incriminating if anything, like they were doing their job too well, did they need to step outside of the car and point at their plates too? Don't tell me they couldn't have found some beat up Lada to use instead of this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they need to?
                It's not like having a noticeable car poses any risk to the operation - Russian cops don't have the resources to track every single vehicle and it's car numbers, so the chances it will get them caught before the assassination are nil. And after the assassination it wouldn't matter, because both accomplices immediately left the country and there's no chance they will get extradited.
                And now a fancy car is working in their favor.

                https://i.imgur.com/4PfE1dF.jpg

                >literally looking right at the camera taking the picture
                The KGB spymasters are rolling in their graves.

                >driver is looking at the traffic camera which is marked with a road sign
                You are grasping at straws now. It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you could have just said that the FSB is completely incompetent and might as well not exist from the start.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if FSB doesn't simultaneously track 4 000 000 cars in Moscow in real time to see if one of them changes license plates, they are incompetent

                >It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
                Not if you're not just any driver and you're trying to avoid getting caught planting and exploding a car bomb.

                >having a plan to assassinate someone gives a future murderer the ability to control their line of sight 24/7 and prevents you from ever taking a look at a camera in one of the most camera-filled cities on Earth

                Did I get this right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the FSB has multiple instances of camera footage of the one vehicle the perpetrators used and were even able to track the exact moment where they were able to switch plates but still weren't able to do anything at all past that
                >the perpetrators were able to merrily skip through one of the most camera filled cities on earth all the while have their exact movements tracked but were still able to execute their bomb run and get away with out any repercussions
                Not really.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >if the police investigation can find a criminal, why didn't police prevent the crime from happening
                I hope you are only pretending to be this retarded.

                [...]
                >changing car license plates is not incriminating

                I struggle to believe it needs to be said, but determining the person who committed a crime is easier than predicting who will commit one.

                Who pathologically looks directly at cameras if they're trying not to be identified?

                Cameras don't read minds, schizo.
                Establishing an eye contact with a traffic camera won't instantly reveal to glowmorons that you are plotting an assassination. There's zero reason for this woman to avoid looking at camera.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who pathologically looks directly at cameras if they're trying not to be identified?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's an obvious object of interest to any driver.
                Not if you're not just any driver and you're trying to avoid getting caught planting and exploding a car bomb.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, maybe something actually incriminating? I'm sorry to see going to the store suddenly makes you a suspect for a car bombing outside of a nation's capitol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they have more photos of his apartment so we can see how many Sims games he has this time since obviously they were able to track him going to the store to get a drink so well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHAHAHA this is even worse you dumb fuck. The FSB put that stupid dramatic music over it too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair they're the ones who published that article on the day of the invasion somewhat prematurely declaring that Russia had annexed Ukraine so maybe they're actually working to subtly undermine Russia

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >so maybe they're actually working to subtly undermine Russia
          that's just Russian leadership in the past centuries

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His little "gotcha" moment is what ria or any other state media isnt official fsb publicaition and what some internal fsb presentation or whatever probably dont have silly pirate photos. Thats it, fsb-shniki won and we are no longer allowed to laugh at how retarded they are

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come you guys dont believe the official narrative of the russian government and FSB? do you actually think they would ever lie about anything? lol you people are crazy, only western governments lie, not russia (or china for that matter)

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much you want to bet she's not even dead

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fucking christ

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a female super spy driving through Moscow in a Mini Cooper with a Ukrainian license plate?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was an another one. Who managed to make 9 hour drive to Estonian border in six hours, and then cross the most guarded border in Russia without rising any alams.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONE PIECE!

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ME HEARTIES THERE'S A VATNIK OFF THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE VATNIK!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH YER CUTLASSES! FEED 'EM TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE VATNIKS!!! WE'RE THE PIDOR MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A VATNIK'S BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE VATNIK'S LIMBS TO MAKE A DAM! FUCK VATmoronS!!!!!!! FUCK VATmoronS!!!!!! FUCK VATmoronS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The car is fuming!
    The daughter is sizzling!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the free class is coming to an end

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT MR. PRESIDENT GET DO-

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can't keep getting away with it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd almost be willing to wish for him to actually kill me just for the meme

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come one guys, you can't be so hard on them. They can only put so much effort into their set pieces.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell am I even looking at?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russian pathological need to feel like they're fighting actual Nazis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Look at how evil and nazi Ukraine is" at some russian arms expo or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah momma. How do I get a HATO class with her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never rig a drone to spray piss at vatnicks with your Kraut bro from the EU Chemical Weapon Corps
      why even live?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to let my fermented piss bottles go to waste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, thought that was some kind of chemical ballista/spray cannon somehow

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    World premier intelligence organization

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wonder if they did this on purpose in order to subtly express displeasure for the war by embarrassing Putin

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so they're no longer going with the azov nazi woman and her child deviously planting the bomb and fleeing to estonia narrative?

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get much higher

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ninjas be needin' to up their game, yarr!

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was Chris Chan for a split second. Did they ever catch him?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the piracy problem in eastern europe was bad. I didn't know it could turn out deadly.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally looking right at the camera taking the picture
    The KGB spymasters are rolling in their graves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the fsb is willing to release surveillance videos why not copy the video file from the servers instead of filming the screens with their phones?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pirate of pisky strikes

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and remember to wear a hat with the SS totenkopf... you know, the one with a skull over crossed bones

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to wonder how they are able to have this much evidence but still haven't caught anyone. Probably won't ever catch anyone now with how long it's been.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't catch the computer generated people

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if they're actually really smart, so they deliberately trying to sabotage the monke regime by doing their job carelessly to have their sentences cut off in the Hague?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they didn't even get the supposed target.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That supposed to the captain of the Moskova?

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN
    NO WOMAN CAN RESIST ME
    I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN
    NO WOMAN CAN SAY NO

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only retarded russians would believe that Ukrainians would outfit a team of assassins to kill fucking Dugin or his family in the first place. But the fact that russhits are closer to an animal than a human isn't a secret to anyone at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This level of seething just makes it sound like a russian fucked your wife. Consider therapy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This level of seething
        You should visit vatnik telegram sometimes. You'd think that a pack of hohols were gangraping every woman in Russia nonstop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >russian bots have triggerwords connected to pictures
            Impressive technology.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are the vatniks also making you retarded?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does his picture have to do with the comment besides the keyword "rape" you retarded mongrel?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you had the IQ of at least 50 you'd understand. Go back to seething about russian bots, retard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't let me get in the way of your job, pidorashka.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vatniks are seething so hard you'd think ukrainians keep raping their women
                >posts a picture claiming that russian soldiers don't rape ukrainian women because some bitch lied about something
                If you had double digit IQ at all, you'd notice the lack of logical relation between the two.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm too retarded to understand a relation between the two therefore there is no relation
                Lmao, what a fucking retard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't find a relation but I'll claim there is one, maybe this will help my argument
                Amazing. It's like the retarded bot keeps writing these.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll just keep ignoring it and keep repeating that it's a russian bot
                Shouldn't you be finger-painting?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll just keep ignoring it
                He doesn't even know what "it" is, keeps walking in circles without being able to elaborate upon anything he says. Yeah, bots are more sophisticated than this. Only a russian can be this retarded.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still seething about being a retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still can't explain anything, keeps doubling down
                Ladies and gentlemen, this is in fact the best shill ruble can buy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a bot
                >it's a shill
                No, you're just retarded, lmao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a bot
                >it's a shill
                >Illiterate shill can't even keep up with the conversation
                If you're going to post random pictures because you're illiterate, have decency not trying to pretend that you even understand what you're doing. Unless you get paid by the word, of course.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's random because I'm too retarded to understand

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he still can't explain the relation so he keeps doubling down on pretending that one exists
                Why would a russian have decency, right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still too retarded to understand so he keeps begging a russian bot to explain it to him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't find a connection that doesn't exist, correct. Though, I am interested in what your a small shill brain can come up with. But it looks like there is simply nothing?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't find a connection that doesn't exist
                Not my problem, retard. Maybe your caretaker can do that for you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even try to twist my words in any way
                >just claims that someone can find a connection that doesn't exist
                You keep revealing your illiteracy more and more with every comment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This level of seething just makes it sound like a russian fucked your wife.
        I'd say it's plausible, but then again we are posting on PrepHole. No way he has a wife.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YARR HARR

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the dreaded Signature Illegible?

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Journalism LMAO

    He just wanted his VCR fixed

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT O SHIT OH SHIT
    JUST AS THE NEWS WAS BREAKING THIS WAS POSTED BY THE 'MODERATES'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2eKN5ks.png

      I hope someone does a vocaroo of this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH SHIT O SHIT OH SHIT
        JUST AS THE NEWS WAS BREAKING THIS WAS POSTED BY THE 'MODERATES'

        https://i.imgur.com/2eKN5ks.png

        I hope someone does a vocaroo of this.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For King and country

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard he hid a powder keg in her trunk and lit it with a comically long fuse trailing behind

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy kek
      its perfect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then enjoy the HD remaster

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been so long
    I've lost my taste
    Say angel come
    Say lick my face
    Let fall your dress
    I'll play the part
    I'll open this mouth wide
    Eat your heart

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