what the fuck are these stupid plastic things my landlord keeps leaving everywhere?

what the frick are these stupid plastic things my landlord keeps leaving everywhere?
I keep throwing them out but he just leaves more of his shit out in the basement
I'm so fricking tired of him

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 11 months ago
    Bepis

    >30sec on Google

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should always measure your crack before you even pay the guy

      What a pleb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      as in smoking-crack or cement-crack

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        plumbers crack, the best

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't fool me, those are measured with buttplugs

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basement…
    Should be something useful like radon gas testing

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, how do you get this far through life.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're for measuring crack expansion/retraction over time; you screw it across the crack, the indicator tells you how fricked up the crack is getting between visits. Mildly surprised your landlord hasn't kicked your ass for throwing the things away, they're like $20 a whack.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The manufacturer's website is clearly visible on the thing, look it up you fricking dumbass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, and now my email and smart TV keeps showing me PSAs about severe penalties and even imprisonment for practicing crack measurement without a loicense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smart TV
        You're an NPC, why do you care?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the city workers left a hammer on a pylon in front of the house, am i allowed to take it

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