>transition to female/become a trap >find out which bars armored truck drivers frequent >go there and hook up with one of them (slip ketamine into their drink) >while they’re roofied take them home and interrogate them about routes, codes etc >use that information to rob the truck
>What tactical strategy to successfully rob an armored truck?
Establish a complete false identity.
Get job at armored transport company.
Incapacitate your co-driver.
Disappear with truck.
Resume normal identity with extra moneys.
>Disappear with the truck
Someone tried that in France. He didn't even had to incapacitate his co-driver, he waited that the two was outside to run away.
The truck had so many external securities that they ultimately located him when he crossed the Switzerland border, despite he disabled most of them.
Gotta coerce someone that works on there to be on your side and get his share, recently were I live they did that meanwhile one of the guards took off to "take a piss" lmao.
>An environmental hazard which fouls the air such that they are compelled to exit the vehicle after it has come to a stop, presumably after surreptitiously clipping the brake lines.
Hmm. Ram it with bigger truck. Run it off the road. Then, once it's immobilized, use homemade thermite (pack plenty) to access the inside. Be quick about it cause the cops would be on your ass like flies to honey. You'll probably have to ditch big truck (steal one beforehand so as not to trace it back) and use a speedy ass getaway vehicle/s. Dirtbikes would potentially work if you could bail into some woodlands. Overall, it would require perfect planning and execution. Also, competent that friends are willing to risk jail time. Goodluck.
Hypothetically
Find it's path on a highway know it's exit, throw tire strips down on the right two wheels and have a little gasonline on the left side of the exit.
Most of the time they aren't maintained well and slightly overloaded.
Right tires blow out truck starts pulling right, left tires lose all traction
Truck barrels rolls a couple of times. Go rob truck, get in car use the highway to get away. 90 seconds tops before everyone knows went down. can't cut them with thermite. Can't blow them up can't fucking ram them with care that ended years ago.
Don't do this
Blitz the crew while they're unloading. There's also plenty that are operating nowadays with only one man. Fake dealer plates or a stolen car and you're golden.
>explode the road under it while it's driving over a tunnel and then load the loot into a mini cooper and escape
Only if I can get Charlize Theron to fix my cable.
Big helicopter with magnet.
To rent one or learn ti fly it would cost more than what's in the truck.
You gotta steal that too
Climb through the massive rust holes that never get repaired and grab the loot while the guards are too busy struggling to stay awake
By yourself or with a crew? Probably like how they did it in Heat. You’d want to immobilize it and incapacitate the guards immediately.
>transition to female/become a trap
>find out which bars armored truck drivers frequent
>go there and hook up with one of them (slip ketamine into their drink)
>while they’re roofied take them home and interrogate them about routes, codes etc
>use that information to rob the truck
anon this sort of humor is incredibly unoriginal and outdated. please get new material.
fuck off tranny
Well, the first step is getting hired to drive it.
Get a job with the company. Then just stop the truck somewhere and walk off with the moneu
Armored car companies operate on the two man rule. Your partner would have to be in on it or you'd have to kill him.
I roofie the partner and take the cash while he's passed out.
IED.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/the-doting-father-who-robbed-armored-cars/
meta seems to be DC sniper the driver while crew swoops in, seems like this dude did it for a while with no issues.
The Heat method
>What tactical strategy to successfully rob an armored truck?
Establish a complete false identity.
Get job at armored transport company.
Incapacitate your co-driver.
Disappear with truck.
Resume normal identity with extra moneys.
>Disappear with the truck
Someone tried that in France. He didn't even had to incapacitate his co-driver, he waited that the two was outside to run away.
The truck had so many external securities that they ultimately located him when he crossed the Switzerland border, despite he disabled most of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toni_Musulin
Learn where they take a bathroom break
Gotta coerce someone that works on there to be on your side and get his share, recently were I live they did that meanwhile one of the guards took off to "take a piss" lmao.
>An environmental hazard which fouls the air such that they are compelled to exit the vehicle after it has come to a stop, presumably after surreptitiously clipping the brake lines.
For heist film purposes anyhow.
Apply and get a job
Hmm. Ram it with bigger truck. Run it off the road. Then, once it's immobilized, use homemade thermite (pack plenty) to access the inside. Be quick about it cause the cops would be on your ass like flies to honey. You'll probably have to ditch big truck (steal one beforehand so as not to trace it back) and use a speedy ass getaway vehicle/s. Dirtbikes would potentially work if you could bail into some woodlands. Overall, it would require perfect planning and execution. Also, competent that friends are willing to risk jail time. Goodluck.
Hypothetically
Find it's path on a highway know it's exit, throw tire strips down on the right two wheels and have a little gasonline on the left side of the exit.
Most of the time they aren't maintained well and slightly overloaded.
Right tires blow out truck starts pulling right, left tires lose all traction
Truck barrels rolls a couple of times. Go rob truck, get in car use the highway to get away. 90 seconds tops before everyone knows went down. can't cut them with thermite. Can't blow them up can't fucking ram them with care that ended years ago.
Don't do this
Blitz the crew while they're unloading. There's also plenty that are operating nowadays with only one man. Fake dealer plates or a stolen car and you're golden.
explode the road under it while it's driving over a tunnel and then load the loot into a mini cooper and escape
>explode the road under it while it's driving over a tunnel and then load the loot into a mini cooper and escape
Only if I can get Charlize Theron to fix my cable.
>follow vehicle
>call in drone strike
>???
>profit
in minecraft