What sort of weapon would you use to assassinate a bomber pilot?

What kind of weapon would you select if you were doing an SOE/OSS style campaign attempting to assassinate high-value targets in the home country of a neighbor that invaded you?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a brick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek - hand delivered or dropped from a bomber?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In a sock

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tied to the underside of a drone

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A shoe

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these sort of targeted assassinations a new thing in warfare with the advent of online and the ability to dox?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Military assassinations have been a thing since forever, glowies just have more data to work with now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SOE did it in WW2, PIRA tried to do it during the Troubles, there are examples back to antiquity of sneaking men in the enemy camp to take out a leader

        It seems sort of "advanced" as in I understand the tactical decapitation strike concept, plucking off pilots individually just seems interesting, these informational tools make being a public military figure more dangerous and maybe that is a good thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It also has the capacity to scare the shit out of his compatriots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOE did it in WW2, PIRA tried to do it during the Troubles, there are examples back to antiquity of sneaking men in the enemy camp to take out a leader

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in ww3 scenario, soviet assassins within europe had nato fighter pilots on their hit list.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psyop that OP is getting paid to shill. He threw the word weapon in for no reason, he's trying to spread the idea of assassinating Russian soldiers and especially pilots. The troony mods will allow it because they're in cahoots with globohomosexual Ukraine's israeli junta.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's trying to spread the idea of assassinating Russian soldiers and especially pilots.
        Fricking based, quite frankly. I hope it catches on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Libshits will be doing the same to you when shit pops off here. A liberal girl already lured me and attempted to assassinate me with an STD.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A liberal girl already lured me and attempted to assassinate me with an STD.
            That is why God invented condoms and titty fricking so as to avoid these situations. Unless TIT AIDS becomes a thing you should be good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >TIT AIDS
              Oh god

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least it isn’t Tit Rot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At least it isn’t Tit Rot
                Better that than Ball Spall

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rape him with a library

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I would rape him with a library
      You mean IN right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that would make a lot of noise Anon, which is against the rules.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't want him anyway stupid kholkhols now we don't have to pay for his pension

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it
      Ukraine wanted to kill him but his battered wife got to him first and hoped him up with those gay little non lethal pellet guns?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >non lethal pellet guns
        it'sa gun that fires a blank cartrige like pic related. Many years ago (90s) they were popular with criminal, cause the law did not cinsider them weapons, so you did not go through a background check to get one. Crims used to drill a barrel and modify them to fire live ammo (the original barrel is about 2mm diameter to allow the gun to cycle) , although these could be pretty dangerious even without modifying them due to all the gasess they generate. Many years ago some guy got killed with one where the killer put the gun to his chest and the gasses ruptured his lungs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I understand that but I still don't get the story of this pilot, did he get capped and Russians covering it up?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we don't know, Russians are claiming one thing Ukrainians other

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we don't know, Russians are lying as soon as they leave the womb
              ftfy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ukrainians claim they assassinated him.
            Russians claim he was shot with a less-than-lethal self-defense gun and his life is not at risk; given the choice of weapon, they speculate if it even was an assassination attempt, or Ukraine just tried to take credit for some random violence.
            Neither side presents any proof.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some sort of random household object that encourages absurd security measures. For example using a pizza slicer so that anyone caught carrying or purchasing pizza cutters is interrogated by police.

        I was going to suggest knitting needles and yarn but that's not the community you want to frick with.

        It's very iffy from an IHL perspective to just murder some random vet not even employed or connected to the current conflict. There's something else going on, either it is just some disgraced former commander getting popped by his wife or he was engaged in at least training new crews.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pizza slicer
          Perfidious hohols trying to draw Italy into their regional conflict.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he was fired before SMO and he ended up in hospital as a result accident.
        Are you really that dense?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did the "accident" involve a window?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably shot by his bf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >traumatic gun
      How can I get my hands on one of those?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's alive
      >also we never needed that pilot
      >stupid hohols wasted expensive 9mm bullets on a worthless target
      >the pilot was a hohol POW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5 dollars (3 690 000 rubles) worth of concrete and he is as good as new!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the pilot was a hohol POW
        I’m surprised we haven’t heard that yet kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fired before SMO
      you see the funny thing is russia has been on a hiring spree this war among previously shitcanned pilots. I remember one loss casualty early in the war was rehired after an airframe loss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An awful lot of evil western latin latters on those boxes, mr. Fighterbomber.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homing briefcase

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silverballer

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scapel to slowly disect him alive.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real schizo hours

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of weapon
    An open window on the 28th floor.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ToT

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