What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?

What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?
Keep in mind that while vampires are typically vulnerable to silver, garlic, and sunlight, they are also much faster and stronger than a typical human and are vastly more cunning and intelligent. They are also likely to prepare several layers of defenses in their hideouts.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This right here, good old fashioned "wood" stake right through the heart via her vajeener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My teeny weenie peniee
      My undersized schmeizer
      My average-looking dickling
      My big banana
      My humongous python
      My extra sized 5-inches of disappointment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, 5” is considered small?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Inflation mate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. 6" is the average, 7" is the true average when you factor out micropenises, and 8" is where big starts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If by small then you mean “larger than 49.4% of adult human wieners on the planet” then yes

          Yep. 6" is the average, 7" is the true average when you factor out micropenises, and 8" is where big starts.

          If by average you mean “larger than 90% of adult human wieners on the planet” then sure
          If by average when you factor out micro penises you mean “larger than 97.2% of adult human wieners on the planet” then sure
          Btw adult human males with micro penises account for 0.6% of the adult human male population 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "The Planet" is too large field to compare with.
            Asian twinks only rarely have to frick enlarged middle aged women. This here 7.5 incher is useless on those, but needs to be shoehorned into tiny Asian women.

            TL;DR the size of your dick depends on the size of vagoo you encounter. No white boy in the west gets called Mr Big wiener unless he has 9 inches or more.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Porn sickness has rotted your brain. Girls in the west will see a 6.5 in her and call it huge

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But they will think it's 9''
                Women are bad at measuring things and some guys lie that they are a few inches bigger

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. I've told women forever I'm 5'10''. I'm not, I'm 5'8'', no woman has been able to call me out on it because I'm still taller than them, how are they supposed to be able to tell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 6'3 and tell women I'm only 6'0 just to make your life harder.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A 7.5 incher is larger than 93% of penises in Europe, and larger than 98% of penises in Europe+USA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /cyoag/ leaked again...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got the Loyal Servant ending, but you best believe that's gonna become the Baby Daddy ending once I'm done.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /cyoag/ leaked again...

        good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I picked stake and waffle house so I win. I could kill a dozen people in a waffle house and nobody would bat an eye.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh shit! You got asked out on a hot date by the local creepy goth chick! Only problem is... you're pretty sure she's a VAMPIRE.
        Getting asked out on a date is the most unbelievable part of that statement

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fine Dining
        No sense in cheeping out on what might be a final meal
        >Wooden Stake
        Better than no weapon at all
        >DON'T MENTION IT
        >Schmooze her
        Imperative not to reveal any of your cards
        >drained and shamed
        That's what being practical gets you? Utter bullshit, frick CYOA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If your plan of action to combat the occult doesn't involve the waffle house, you were never going to make it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Waffles Houses are full of Black Americans of colour and 15x more dangerous than any vampire

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you're too afraid to enter real life's PVP server you can't expect to get a vampire gf anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't expect to get a vampire gf
                That's literally the idea, my dick doesn't even work these days, keep the vampire women for yourself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's unbelievable that there are people who would want to harm a cutie like Remilia.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First post best post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smug brat needs correction

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I said "Slay the vampire" not "Lay the vampire."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slaying the vampire by laying it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic mistake, assuming the vampire is some anime girl and not a musty old Romanian guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if the vampire is a musty old Romanian gal?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Musty old Romanian guy
        DAMN thats even sexier

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking of posting this
      >sees anon already has
      I kneel and acknowledge anon's superiority. It shall not be my dick that defeats vampires but this anon's superior penis.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why, the brick of course.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whats red and bad for your teeth?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also hate s*t*n and all of his minions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      I too am yet to meet a person, alive or undead, that could outsmart a brick to the face.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the brick of course
      It worked for a renaissance-era vampire hunter in Venice, so why not?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muh clit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yupiel's clit is...
      Quite extensive.....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based dom-lesbian vampire hunter. Handing out lawful-good scissoring sessions like they were candy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god i fricking love this website
        never expceted to read that KEK

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a male or female vampire?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Female

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      e-girl vampire > twink vampire > big boob vampire > muscle mommy vampire > muscle daddy vampire > old man vampire > old hag vampire tbh. I would happily be their blood slave (and cum slave, in the case of the first few)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >twink vampire second
        gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, it should be first.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no shota vampire

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My bad, Shota vampire should be right above Muscle Mommy Vampire

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shota vampire should be quite *literally* above muscle mommy vampire
            ... in bed...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, muscle mommy should be rocking the little shota’s world. Non-stop milking his beautiful, delicate, frail body. Endless splurts of boy cream milked out of him by a rough (yet soft) muscular vampire momma

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >twink vampire second
        gay

        >want to be twink vampire
        >be twink ghoul instead
        >blood can always run out or stop working
        life is suffering

        https://i.imgur.com/HNEcGxG.jpeg

        What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?
        Keep in mind that while vampires are typically vulnerable to silver, garlic, and sunlight, they are also much faster and stronger than a typical human and are vastly more cunning and intelligent. They are also likely to prepare several layers of defenses in their hideouts.

        Also the answer to your question is incendiary
        Phosphorus and thermite bullets are a joke until you get hit by something burning like the sun
        Silver is only anti werewolf and is a pain to work with since it has high melting temperatures

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From the Order's archives on standard armaments
    > Confront the Unholy undead's form with the image of Holy death, and the truth that they are, in fact, dead.
    >...Large caliber firearms are called for, either antiques with a specific history relevant to the church, or otherwise painstakingly handmade under strict ritual procedure, and the Order generally sources Vatican-issue ammunition, which is high velocity for a given caliber and contains a core of a consecrated material: for undead enemies a compacted mixture of palm ash and oil of Myrrh and Aloe (This same funerary oil is used to anoint the churches own sanctified undead).
    >for those living but considered Beasts, or those who have violated the natural order of beasts, a core of gopharwood enriched with pitch and shepherds oil is used. In the face of perversion, assert Man's stewardship.
    >For use against The diseased, the infectious, or those with the nature of Pestilence, a fine mixture is made of Nitre, Sulfur, Olive Oil, Angelica grass, Myrrh, Frankincense, and Balsam, and mixed with the Wax of the candles of St. Blaise the Healer Before being clad in metal. All Disease fears being made clean.
    >For use against those supernatural entities considered to be associated most closely with Falsity and delusion, for those that believe they are the masters of forces and shapes, who deny their self and the world, the order prescribes the use of a special bullet. It's core is of applewood surrounding a rod of polished silver. The Apple carries the knowledge of the sin and shame within oneself, the conscious Truth of one's actions, and the mirror of Silver forces the sinner to reflect, and see their true self.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you uncle Vesemir

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mating press.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnancy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a corpse making life
      This is an impossible dream, young one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As long as her ovaries and womb are intact, that's all you need

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, bro. She's the living corpse of a child. She was never able to grow, much less grow a new life inside of her. That is the tragedy of Remilia Scarlet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bankruptcy.
        Buy as much Remilia-coin as possible when the Charisma market crash, then take over the Scarlet devil casino.

        https://i.imgur.com/Levzur6.jpeg

        As long as her ovaries and womb are intact, that's all you need

        Nah, bro. She's the living corpse of a child. She was never able to grow, much less grow a new life inside of her. That is the tragedy of Remilia Scarlet.

        Works in my current eratw playthrough, just need to keep doing the needful until she become fertile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that attitude!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Capture one and make her fall in love with me and now I can that vampire as a weapon aganist other vampires. Otherwise use my Ithica make custom shells loaded with silver and proceed to deal with the vampire menace.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    assuming its a traditional vampire, garlic, fire, decapitation, and entombment under stone, all alongside the use of a cross & bible
    if its a nu-vampire, sort of like blade, underworld, daybreakers, then silver bullets & sunlight
    and for anime style vampires, silver bullets, guns, the cross & bible, and my dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if it's a hopping vampire?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recite the Tienanmen Square copypasta at it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt Chinese vampires are communists.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in i am legend when virginia comes back as a vampire did he really have to kill her? she could still talk and giving her a little blood every day is a really low price for a wife by today's standards

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    12 gauge with a spreader choke and #2 or #4 tungsten birdshot. Aim for the hips and legs and when they are downed, pop in a silver hollow point slug to finish them.

    Shotgun autists just keep winning!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't a spreader choke frick up any slug you shoot through it or cause a barrel to banana peel like a cartoon?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bombard it with microwaves and radiation so it cant regenerate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could always kill it like the t-1000 too

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My peenus weenus of coursh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just got a powerful flashlight, then rig it so you have multiple of them on your body that go off when it detects any sort of motion, watch as the various vamps burn themselves trying to take a bite out of me

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stopping a vampire
    What? No you don’t, that’s the job of very specialized professionals of the Church. Do NOT seek confrontations with the undead, just live a pious life and let the Church handle trouble of that nature.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?
    The power of love you have for her being astronomically lower than the love you have for her sister.
    That will mindbreak her.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll introduce them to god.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what better anti vampire weapon than a vampire himself

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A shotgun blast to the head

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex. Rape. Maybe even some cuddling afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it cuddle you after you rape it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It has no say in the matter.

        But anon, that vampire is a girl.

        Nu uh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, that vampire is a girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

      Why would it cuddle you after you rape it

      Why wouldn't you? It's the best part
      >t. otally not a vampire

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mines, suppressing fire and artillery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A strong hug. Followed by restraint into a bed with a warm blanket.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vampires get the brick

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell it i love it so it leaves my village too

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would defeat Yupiel by making her fall in love with me, and spending so much time with her that our influence over one another moderates us both. Also in this scenario where vampires exist, I get to be a magic user of some stripe.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only fight them during the say time (start early)
    >burndown their hideouts if possible
    >gas the place with garlic completely if not
    >silver buckshot in everyones shotguns
    shit id copy those weedheads that turned a leaf blower into a bong but with garlic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ5z-DLInE
    it would be like a flamethrower that only hurts vampires

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look mom, I posted it again!
    https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/would%20you%20use%20to%20defeat%20a%20vampire/

    A brick for OP, my dick for yupiel

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My blood and cum, gallons upon gallons of each. God bless vampire e-girls, the purest and most beautiful creatures in existence. I just got a body pillow of my wife Remi and her sister Flan, can’t wait to cuddle it to sleep tonight. Fricking Korean import laws prevent me from getting (at least reliably) a touhou sexdoll 🙁 but I might be able to smuggle one into the country in a few decades if the BASED MRM keeps gaining traction. God bless our incel president, Yoon Suk Yeol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based carotid dicky clapper.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any one or anything in a German uniform
    she may have vampire resistances but she still has the polacks weakness to German men in uniform

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterargument:

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anne frank isn't a polack but a israelite with a Dutch passport (en tering lekker)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to rape

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get this: garlick dildo.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would pocket garlic work?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A wedding band. She won't stand a chance.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mirrors placed in orbit that can direct sunlight to any position on earth, regardless of time of day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moon already does that and vampires don't seem to care.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know about Vampire Hunter D?
      In the manga, the Vampire Nobility, which conquers and rules Earth for millenia, bumps into a hostile alien species. These aliens use a series of orbital railguns to bunkerbust stakes into the hearts of vampires asleep in their coffins.
      Metal.
      Also ironic, because Yoshitaka Amano uses a very baroque, floral and feminine visual style.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty funny.

        In RIFTS, vampires follow an EXTREMELY strict "if it's not the weakness it doesn't count" rule because they're actually all just the fringes of a giant magical hive mind creature that can basically just respawn them from anything that doesn't sever it's magical connection to them, so they'll regenerate from nothing almost instantly if killed, but if even a toothpick's amount of wood enters their heart they die instantly, so you have supersoldiers in tank-busting powered armor common to the setting ramming wooden dowels into the front of their giant railguns (the acceleration instantly shreds them) and firing what amounts to clouds of supersonic mulch at them just playing the odds that one tiny fragment hits the heart. You get situations where you don't hit the heart by chance but you've emulsified the vampire so every turn he pops back up and you immediately hit him with another ten pounds of wood chips.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should be mandatory viewing for anyone who likes anime.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >English dub
          You don't like anime if you watch it dubbed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If your visual medium isn't ruined by ugly pasted in letters breaking up the frame, it's shit already. Every frame is a painting. Every second you're supposed to be taking in the full image. That is the art form.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i like both the dub and sub for this one, you're a fricking moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Banpaia Hunter D anon here

          I already knew this was gonna be Bloodlust.
          I have it on DVD and also a pirated download from 12 years ago. And I plan on getting rid of neither copy.

          >English dub
          You don't like anime if you watch it dubbed.

          If your visual medium isn't ruined by ugly pasted in letters breaking up the frame, it's shit already. Every frame is a painting. Every second you're supposed to be taking in the full image. That is the art form.

          Or you could just watch both sub & dub separately. Bloodlust is such a simple, beautiful piece of work that it's not a chore to watch a few times.
          Also the English dub is good, aside from one transliteration error. The English VA are meant to refer to D as a "dhampir," but they say "dunpeal" because katakana renditions are imprecise.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it rape if she's a vampire?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Faith

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come you guys all wanna marry vampires?
    Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darkness? How are you going to convince a priest to officiate the wedding?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darkness
      This hottie isn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worse she is a br*t the most anti gun race known to man or God

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that why she loves cannons?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darkness?
      Do you have a single fact to back that up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s saying anything about marriage?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the sacrament of holy matrimony enough to defeat a vampire?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dead can't receive the Sacraments, Anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not all vampires are dead, though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vampires are undead, anon. They're monstrous things existing in a twisted mockery of life. If the author goes "nu-uh, my vampires are..." then hit him over the head for being a fricking snowflake.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dick

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They are also likely to prepare several layers of defenses in their hideouts.
    name one defense against garlic beside pic?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thread again same answer:

    You use the same kind "full sun spectrum" of floodlight that indoors weed growers use.

    To vampires it would be like a fricking deadly laser with hundreds of yards of range and the spread of 180°
    Get 3 of them to cover all directions and enough batteries in the backpack to last trough the whole night and you are done.

    They can't get within hundreds of meters of you without dying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this bullshit is a vampire psyop. Light does nothing to vampires. It isn't a certain spectrum of light that damages vampires it's the straight up divine power of the sun. It is not replaceable by human technology.

      They want you to think they operate off of rational physically explainable logic, but the simple fact is magical beings do not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True.
        The flashlight or spotlight would only be effective if you had to haul ass to get it there.
        Any anti-vampire flashlight or spotlight should include a sort of jungle-gym dump truck filled with spikes, which you have to swing across on a chain or a rope, to reach the light source. Which is secured on a pedastal, atop the cab.
        That level of trial should grant at least 25% vampire effectiveness.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sun is not divine, burn in hell idolatrous heathen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sun was forged by the hand of God you ascetic cult heretic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just use light from nuclear fusion. What now b***hboi?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stars dont hurt them, the sun hurts them.
          Go jerk off to doctor who or whatever you materialists do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why does the sun specifically, which is a star, hurt them but other stars don't?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Magic. You dumb b***h
              >b-but there's no way a paranormal existence like a vampire wouldn't obey physical and logical laws of reality!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because vampires are generally part of a symbolic-relational realm beyond that of empirical inquiry. When one is able to be damaged by the sun, it's because the sun represents life, vitality, and goodness, not because UV light is bad for them or whatever. The question is like asking what the specific temperature of Hell is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FINE, let's invoke the divine power of the sun. Fusion. Thermonuclear bomb.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The autist your replying to thinks the sun is holy/magic so there’s no point in engaging with him. He is delusional

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >haha yes vampires are real and have magical powers that defy the laws of physics
            >wtf no the sun can't have divine power I am enlightened by my reason *tips fedora*

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE HECKIN UV LIGHT, IT HAS TO BE THE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS SUN!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You use the same kind "full sun spectrum" of floodlight that indoors weed growers use.
      weakness to the sun is not weakness to light that resembles the sun.

      Die in ignorance, materialist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hundreds of yards of range and the spread of 180°
      >Get 3 of them to cover all directions and enough batteries in the backpack to last trough the whole night and you are done.
      Black person you should just use the batteries at your weapon because you must be using fusion technology in them. Floodlights covering hundreds of yards aren’t being powered by a backpack full of batteries for a full night.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Any anti-vampire flashlight or spotlight should include a sort of jungle-gym dump truck filled with spikes, which you have to swing across on a chain or a rope, to reach the light source. Which is secured on a pedastal, atop the cab

    This an AI post or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm just being ridiculous.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get high as balls on DMT and power through the trip to fight it. If it bites me, I have an advantage - as soon as my DMT-laced blood hits its system, it's going to have the unexpected trip of its life and completely lose the ability to fight back. Then I stake its heart and leave it out for the sun.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly depends on what kind of vampire, but as a general rule auto-shotguns with incendiary ammunition, and sub machine guns with silver bullets. You want to pump the area with so much buckshot/silver that even superhumanly fast vamps they can’t doge it, and by making it incendiary/silver you make even glancing hits cause long term damage.

    After takeing enough damage they should be slow enough for you to be able to finish them off by shooting them to bits, blowing them up, settling them on fire or hacking/stakeing them to death.

    Flamethrowers, grenade/missle launchers and machine guns could be useful in giving you the fire power you need to take em down. Stink and flash bang grendaes can also be used to turn their super human senses against them (especially if the stink grenade has garlic). Frag grenades with silver shrapnel and gas grenades with holy incense could also be used. Incendiary because more fire=good.

    That being said your going to want to be careful with grenades as they could easily throw them back if the get the chance.

    Short swords and knives for close quarters if any sharp object can stake them, if not then wooden stakes it is. Your going to want to keep your distance anyway for obvious reasons, and only move into melee as a finishing move or if you have no choice.

    Sniper and battle rifles should only really be used as an opening attack as the vamps speed will make oth hard to get a accurate hit. Anti tank rifles may be used as they can reliably blow a vampire to pieces if you get the drop on them.

    Wear body armor and set up booby traps like mines and tripwires, anything to lower their maneuverability. Use holy water and uv lights as much as possible if they are vulnerable to those. Uv can be used effectively as a laser beam if they burn in it, and hoses/sprinklers of holy water make for excellent traps.

    All of that is assuming you don’t just airstrike them or hit them with artillery, but where is the is fun in that?

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they are also much faster and stronger than a typical human
    jap pop culture nonsense. the real vampires are so weak that the only way they can survive is by having massive amounts of money and secret castles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jap vampires are best vampires

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many of you pedophiles?
    No, I do nor care that she's over 2000 years old or whatever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to PrepHole, don't enjoy your stay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This used to say 7chan lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sneed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My great grandma was like 14, when she married a young officer in his twenties. Everyone congratulated her on doing so well and they had a huge family.

      I bet your family history is filled with similar stories too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I don't think things like

        https://i.imgur.com/sUZrfLd.jpeg

        Jap vampires are best vampires

        were spread in regards to your grandma. These are fetishists, not people interested in marriage to younger people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know this might hurt everyone here to hear, but 500 year old vampire e-girls and even anime girls are not real.

          You can cry and scream about imaginary nonsense, but it just means you are mentally ill.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hold on, checking my schedule.
            Gotta fit in a crying scream sesh after reading this post.

            Aaaand now to get back to watching Takanashi Kiara's Girltalk with Kronii and Mumei.
            >and that anon said "anime girls aren't real"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It represents something real, which are children. And interest in such indicates the existence of something real, which is being a nonce. I don't want those guys near elementary schools

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it represents something real
              vampires with cat-like facial proportions and eyes larger than your brain doing silly magic laser shit is supposed to represent something real?
              you're fricking moronic anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You very well know he referring to the obvious children that are being depicted, not the vampyric features.
                Stop being a pedophile

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cat-like facial proportions and eyes larger than your brain
                I actually agreed with you until you quoted the infinite chinkoid cope propaganda they always scream through their tears when someone points out anime is full of white people
                >NOOOOO IS NOT WAITU PIGGUUUU NOOOOO DA BROND HAIRU SYMBORIKU!!!! IS CATO NOOOO I WANT FRICKU CATO !!!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anime isnt full of white people it's full of Japanese people. And they aren't white. What do blue, purple, red, green haired people represent then?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >full of Japanese people
                not really
                >And they aren't white
                japs draw manga and anime characters a lot more white than they are in real life and they are aware and okay with it
                >What do blue, purple, red, green haired people represent then
                funky weird hair colour are usually an indicator of the level of fiction/seriousness of a series
                the more weird hair the less serius you should take the serries.
                take bochi with pink hair and dungeon meshi which while fantasy is all natural hair colour
                dungeon meshi is an other good example off this, all the main cast are white, the only japs in the series are the samurai guy and his retainers and you only see them for a few chapters/episodes except for the kot but the kot isn't real jap or white. kot is kot and kot is best

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I didn't know you were responding to that specifically, you didn't hit reply to it.
          A lot of the vampire pictures in the thread are just young women, at a glance anyway. A few people said they'd marry the vampire and didn't post anything obscene.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small adult women are cute. Don't get all worked up over it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Small adult women are cute.
        there's nothing so thrillingly erotic in the world as a sub 5 foot tall japanese office worker in her mid 30s, change my mind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The world needs more big-boobied Japanese women who are 4 and a half ft tall. Clearly the universe is doing something right if they exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like cute things in general, and so I find cuteness attractive depending on the presentation. e-girl is the pinnacle crossection of cute + female for me.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do if you have to fight someone like Kiss-Shot, who can regenerate almost instantly from almost nothing? Assuming you aren't a magical vampire hunter or vampire-human hybrid she happens to have fallen for, that is.
    Do you try using something like a nuclear weapon in the hope that the fireball will expand faster than she can regenerate? Try imprisoning her somehow, like dropping her down a superdeep mineshaft and backfilling it, and hope that she takes more time to get out than you need to escape? I feel like there aren't any good options here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lure her into range with pic rel and then forcibly kiss her

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Medieval armor (Full Iron plates)
    Two machine pistols with silver tipped bullets
    A silver sword
    A garlic powder bomb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to steel plate? Are you banking on the "monster don't like iron thing?"

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An 8 gauge shotgun can launch a wooden stake with enough to pierce the sternum of a human, according to Kentucky ballistics anyways.
    If that fails a sharpen wood stake from a crossbow would be your best bet.
    In common myth they will just rise up again if you try killing them any other way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >An 8 gauge shotgun can launch a wooden stake with enough to pierce the sternum of a human, according to Kentucky ballistics anyways.
      >Scott firing underloaded bits of wood at half melted ballistics gel blobs full of plastic and rubber
      Shut the frick up.
      Please, shut the frick up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An 8 gauge shotgun can launch a wooden stake with enough to pierce the sternum of a human, according to Kentucky ballistics anyways.
        If that fails a sharpen wood stake from a crossbow would be your best bet.
        In common myth they will just rise up again if you try killing them any other way.

        This was refuted by Peter Zeihan.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, unless I can soul slay the fricker somehow, it’s just going to come back in a few turns and summon more m.
    Hopefully enough .308 can get lucky rolls and overcome its invuln. Then we just need to hold it fricks off to annoy someone else.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone beat the wiener?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a chance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be willing to try

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you can beat your wiener, anon. I believe in you.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the same exact thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it mental illness or bot though?
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/60525469/#60525469
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59633885/#59633885
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59195616/#59195616
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/58641702/#58641702
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57785249/#57785249
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57554105/#57554105
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57059000/#57059000

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s ancient, so her pussy game must be insane. Probably instantaneous splurts. You guys would have no chance of defeating her without an actual weapon, like some sort of super crucifix vibrator

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you have to train your resistance and stamina on dolphins first before moving on to vampires.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a myth, dolphin pussy isn’t actually that good. In fact, dolphin gash is designed to be generally unpleasant, so as to deter rape. You’d be better off fricking a horse (have to gain the trust of a dangerous creature that can kill you + horse pussy goes INSANE and makes Stallions shoot their load in literal seconds)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is pretty simple honestly, a flamethrower. B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass replying
    You can tell us you're gay more directly, you know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being gay is your job though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to have put all the gays out of employment then.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb vest full of silver nitrate, vampire can't suck your blood if you explode and they are on fire

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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