what kind of weapon would I need to protect myself against him?

what kind of weapon would I need to protect myself against him?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good pair of running shoes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a car

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd think faking your own death might work if it was convincing enough. Driving off of a bridge or something for example, then changing name and address. Or pay off someone to officially proclaim you dead at hospital in the event you still have the millions

      2pbp

      how do you suppress a shotgun?

      Adding to this, does anyone know of anyone attempting to make a replica of his shotgun? I understand the suppressor was a custom made movie prop and isn't real, but has someone tried to make it real? How would you attach and make it work with the Remington 11-87? Or what about using the map gas can he apparently uses in the book?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could take him

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barber

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you suppress a shotgun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey anon, I drew a bath.
      wow bitch so did i

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was funny anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty good laugh a find Ando you’ve got a good worse f of debt and present from such a simple drawings welll donr

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you okay retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic Loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indigo white

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this webm is pathetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is
        >Needing someone to make your bed for you
        >Thinking that someone who makes your bed would be sexually interested in a loser incapable of making his own bed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I usually make the bed with my girlfriend, when she comes over, tbh. It's much easier with two people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            BigC

            >making the bed
            >not just crashing on it and pulling blankets over you
            are you gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What in unholy fuck was going on with that burger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is a 'burger' like that is a 'woman'.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk but I became enraged the first second I saw that shit. What a disgrace to not only America, but all the culinary world. Every man who has strived for excellence in the art of cooking is now feeling sickened. I nearly vomited when I saw that "burger". Fucking terrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid webm
      Currently I believe SilencerCo makes a suppressor for a shotgun that threads onto the female threads that chokes use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few companies making 12G suppressors but the SilencerCo Salvo seems to be the most popular from what I've heard.
      She look like this was recorded at gunpoint, is this supposed to be some gf rp for conservatives?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        manchild "having a gf will solve all my problems" people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you suppress a shotgun?

        I unironically think this is supposed to be “le epic tradwife” for the redditor and a reminder for the more serious man. What fucking woman is going to want a man who just does all that shit? It’s making fun of the guy who just sits around playing video games, cooming, and consuming thinking he deserves a tradwife because he’s “heckin based memer video game” guy. Gosh I know so many guys like that it’s so fucking pathetic. They want “epic Virgin tradwife”, but they don’t do anything to make themselves good enough for it. It’s perfectly reasonable to want a good wife who’s not a whore, but to expect to get that type of woman when you’re just a fat man baby who can’t put down the porn and excessive videogames? Pathetic.
        “Do not ask God for a woman before you prove yourself a man” -St Don Bosco

        Also I think demolition ranch had a video with a shotgun suppressor which may be interesting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They want “epic Virgin tradwife”, but they don’t do anything to make themselves good enough for it. It’s perfectly reasonable to want a good wife who’s not a whore, but to expect to get that type of woman when you’re just a fat man baby who can’t put down the porn and excessive videogames?

          Clearly, you've never been to Latin America lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have not but then again they’ve never really been the standard for excelling western cultures.
            But hey shitty fun guns so that’s nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no better way to eat a chocolate chip cookie than warm
      Frozen gang where we at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck is this incellious horseshit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I knew a killer was after me and I keep seeing a creepy dude with the most suHispanicious haircut in cinematic history trailing me, I’d probably at least carry a gun and shoot him the second he tries to start a conversation with me.

        The dream of a lazy fat fuck who gets no poon. The type of person who is unfortunately becoming the standard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty brilliant when you think about it. The chick knows there are hopeless teenagers that will actually see this as something other than a goddamned nightmare, and throw money at her. All she has to do is remain physically attractive and browse PrepHole. Easier money than I'll ever make, plus, it creates the best kind of cringe content.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's just a standard camwhore making fun of tradwife meme. Notice how she said 2.5 child to sound as over the top as she could. No one with money to throw at her onlyfans could be retarded enough to take it seriously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I unironically think this is supposed to be “le epic tradwife” for the redditor and a reminder for the more serious man. What fucking woman is going to want a man who just does all that shit? It’s making fun of the guy who just sits around playing video games, cooming, and consuming thinking he deserves a tradwife because he’s “heckin based memer video game” guy. Gosh I know so many guys like that it’s so fucking pathetic. They want “epic Virgin tradwife”, but they don’t do anything to make themselves good enough for it. It’s perfectly reasonable to want a good wife who’s not a whore, but to expect to get that type of woman when you’re just a fat man baby who can’t put down the porn and excessive videogames? Pathetic.
      “Do not ask God for a woman before you prove yourself a man” -St Don Bosco

      Also I think demolition ranch had a video with a shotgun suppressor which may be interesting.

      Imagine being feminized into a trad housewife by a girl who works a good paying job because you want to be able to stay at home and play video games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh that ones on you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a fag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but anon, you're home all day so it's not like anyone would be judging you for your choice of loungewear, and these dresses are so soft and easy to move around in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        h-hahaha, n-no one would want that, h-hahahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alice pls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >falling for the tradwife meme
      Incels are pathetic and so are zoomers. The only based choice is tomboy best friend wife.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only based choice is tomboy best friend wife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the appeal of the tradwife meme is in that she goes out of her way to do stuff beyond the scope of her own personal responsibilities either to please you, help you. Nobody actually wants a woman who doesnt have a job, and just stays around the house all day doing laundry and the dishes. I'm not a man child, I have a job, and I can take care of myself. The appeal to me isn't even that the "tradwife" takes a load off your shoulders by helping with the household duties. The appeal simply is that she cares for you enough, that she enjoys making you happy. I've never been treated like this by anyone except my own mother. I assume most guys haven't either which is why this meme is essentially guys projecting this nostalgiac idealized image of their own mothers onto a blonde female wojak wearing a sundress is so effective. Considering the types of people who browse this site.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mom never did that shit either. Maybe that's why I was never into the tradwife meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2.5
      YWNBAW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rage posting on reddit is me spot on, I need a gf like this so badly bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of whores but that’s a funny WEBM. Nice little self reflection for the morons who keep talking about about wanting a read wife without realizing the boys that post that crap are anything but trad and are fantasizing about a women they’ll never have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bodycount : 48

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awwww. It stopped at the bath. I wanted to see how big her dick was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      winrar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gif
        No, you don't understand. She needs me, you don't get it. I can save her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough money to hire enough men to kill his thoroughly weird ass. The man is skilled but he's not invincible, send enough competent guns his way he'll either turn around or live no more. And he can bet on that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turn around
      never turn your back on a killer and never let a killer turn their back on you. you won't be forgotten, that's not how it works. you will always be a loose end to them, waiting to be tied

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? He'll turn tail and run if he encounters too much capable resistance or he'll die. I have no idea what that has to do with what you just said. Point being it's dumb to duel with a professional, rather than hiring more professionals to deter the threat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rich cartel guy sent people to track and kill him, he killed them then killed the cartel guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right. But that's why I specified "competent", i.e: Not a pathetic pack of Hispanic Wile E. Coyotes. I want professionals, not goons only good for mutilating hapless victims on camera in between fighting other third world gangsters. A good security company should be able to at least hold off Chigurh long enough that I can step out from under his contract.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any standard ballistic helmet and soft armor should do fine

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a specially prepared killzone with only one way in and one way out.
    >post up with an mg at the end of it.
    >claymores, trip wires, and friends to watch your flanks.
    >tell him where you are and come n get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tell him where you are
      Wrong, retard.
      Try your hardest to mislead him about your location, if you make it too easy to find you he'll know it's a trap.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hard would it be to remain almost completely untraceable like he does in the movie?
    That must be the hardest part in killing him, with nothing to tie his location too he decides when to come to you, not you when to come to him

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An M82 barret and a good ghillie suit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >break fourth wall
    >go back in time to day script is turned in
    >murder script writer and assume his identity
    >make changes to script so that I live

    Easy Peasy.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of weapon would I need to protect myself from HIM?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is an agent of the devil, or perhaps the antichrist.
      your only salvation is to go with god and stay away from the judge.
      he is not meant to be killed by men. it's not a matter of strength,
      he simply will not be in a situation where he dies. if one comes near, it will be averted narrowly.
      if he is at the end of your barrel, defenseless, you will choose mercy like the kid. it is beyond our plane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One of the only ones to escape the Judge's wrath was the ex-priest
        You might be right anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe McCarthy wrote this as a script originally and the “book” is based on that. If you enjoyed the movie and the story you should read McCarthy’s literary masterpiece Blood Meridian. You’ll notice that Chigurh is just a watered down version of the villain from the novel, The Judge. They’re both super-natural forces of nature, which makes the story better, or worse, depending on your perspective.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A colder heart attached to slightly faster hands. You'd sense the danger before he was used to you sensing danger and you'd get the drop on him that he's used to getting on others. If a good pistol, you'd need a fraction less time than a good knife provided you had concealed the pistol so well he failed to detect it. This is where you might find some argument over which would prove better. Because a knife is easier to hide and quickly draw than a pistol most of the time. Notice how he faces every person he might kill. He always keeps them in his forward kill cone. You would need to do the same when interacting with him and both of you would quickly notice what the other is doing. The interesting thing is that after a few seconds of interaction, only one of four outcomes is possible:
    1. You kill him.
    2. He kills you
    4. You both kill each other.
    5. You become friends.

    The list is in order. Top two interchange according to your skill level relative to his.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is that he'd take you out before you know he's coming. if you know he's there then he's just an asshole with a gun, albeit a good one. what makes him lethal is his planning and ruthless execution
      if moss had shot through his hotel door when chigurh was about to break in, that'd have been it, but he couldnt have known for sure that he was the threat and neither would you have the opportunity or figure yourself justified in using force until he's already fucking your shit up
      you could make a thousand and one autistic DUDE KILLZONE posts where you have bombs and machine guns and backup that you'd never realistically be able to put together and sure itd be enough to convince him it's not feasible, but he as a concept is grounded in nature and the threat revolves around you staying grounded too and not making retarded PrepHole power fantasies about being an african warlord that can put together an armed militia to protect yourself or pure undiluted autism like implying you're anywhere near as skilled. if you're going to go off on some faggy fantasy trip then you might as well drop chigurh and start thinking about how you'd take out the fucking Punisher or some shit that can actually keep up with your underage imagination

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5. You become friends.
      I went to Texas to kill my enemy
      and I found a friend.
      lol

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A random boomer came within a hairs breadth of killing him by shooting through a door blindly.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what kind of weapon would I need to protect myself against him?
    A functioning brain.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put the money in a duffel bag and shit in the briefcase with the tracker and a remote explosive. Ditch the briefcase when fleeing him and blow him up with the shitcache as soon as I see him get a whiff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *SNIIIIIF

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /k/all it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tails.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have enough brains to not return to the scene of the crime
    have enough brais to not leave your truck at the crime scene
    have enough brains to not carry the homing device
    have enough brains to do everything to allow your pursuer to stay right on your trail

    lewelyn was a fuckgin retard

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lewellyn could have killed him several times. If he left the transponder somewhere and waited till chigurgh got close, then dropped him from a distance.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A different script. Life has no plot armor.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    magnet

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just fund driving schools across the state, oughta do the trick

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sawed off scatter gun and a 1911 just like in the movie dingbat.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Booby trap the satchel with his homing device.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the greatest films of the modern era btw. Definition of a masterpiece.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s so dangerous about this guy? It always infuriated me that the cop dude couldn’t just fucking hit him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He hit him like the one time they exchanged fire what are you talking about. Anton was injured very badly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don’t get it either. He’s ruthless and relentless but he’s just a dude with a shotgun and a pistol. Get somewhere with few entrances, long hallways, and is mostly fireproof. Then stock up on food and wait.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy ads in a bunch of media saying, "hey is this asshole chasing you, just call me" with a picture of the guy. This has three main effects:
    1) He's not getting business as a paid assassin any more, no crime boss hires an actively hunted imminently recognizable assassin. You're not hiding that mug, either.
    2) If he wants to maintain even the bare appearance of a legitimate above-board life, he's basically going to have to sue you. Now you know everything about him.
    3) Assuming he doesn't do that, it's quite possible that a member of the public does call you when they see this guy. The hunter has become the hunted, and basically he's yours from there.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The blood of Jesus Christ.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated that movie for the many ways Llewellyn could've killed that asshole.
    >put case in old abandoned barn
    >lay outside under a camo net with Llewellyn's Remington hunting rifle.
    >As soon as Chigurrh leaves his car, cap his ass

    At the end there's a million ways the case could have used to lure the madman somwhere and dispatch him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Llewellyn
      Been a while since I read the book but wasn't Llewellyn basically retarded?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno about the book depiction, but he does some pretty downright retarded shit in the movie
        If the cartel fuckers and anton were dealing with anyone with a hint of forethought or self preservation they would have had nothing to go on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone with a hint of forethought and self preservation wouldn't have stuck around and stolen all that money in the first place though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea but that would explain a lot if he was

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All these war tourists asking how you suppress a shotgun
    Jesus fucking Christ I wish Ukraine and Russia would just blow eachouther off the map already so these ukie cum guzzling gays would leave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a fair question if you bring up handling shot cups and baffle strikes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did they? They probably couldn’t even tell you what a baffle is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did not. I was talking in general

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The will to use it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A spear and a dark, narrow hallway

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't kill him because he's an ebin force of nature allegorical character like every other corncob antagonist.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get tracker
    put tracker in box
    put surround tracker with c4, lie in wait and watch him approach box
    ez
    Go back to fucking hick wife

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Chigurh's primary method of breaching a door, pic related would stop him cold.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what kind of weapon would I need to protect myself against him?
    Since he finds the dude with the money only via the (hefty plot-armored exxxtended range) singla of the tracker, a working brain should be the best weapon
    >Find money
    >Get to truck
    >Unload it into something slightly less suHispanicious
    >Oh, whats that? Looks like an electronic device
    >Throw it out of the window
    >Get home and fuck Carla Jean senseless
    >Credits start rolling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anton Chigurh turns out to be a skilled tracker
      >notices Llewellyn's footprints and follows them back to where his truck was parked
      >continues to track him via conventional means that he is extremely practiced in
      He's the highly experienced psycho super hunter that a wealthy criminal organization gets to track down out who stole $7 million adjusted for inflation from them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao you think he's gonna scent him or something once the tracks disappear at the nearest asphalt road

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >applies traditional tracking techniques combined with modern information about vehicle wheelbase and tires to determine the model of vehicle Llewellyn is driving and what tires he has
          He is the physical manifestation of death, hunting down someone who stumbled across lottery jackpot tier money. There's no way Llewellyn wasn't getting caught if he tried to enjoy that money, and giving Chigurh an appropriate backstory where he grew up learning about traditional animal tracking then started mixing that with modern information and getting into people tracking for a cartel isn't even a stretch.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pistol in .22lr

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