Systematically exterminate every muslim and anything with a sufficient level of arab/persian ancestry within the city and immediate surrounding area, send the rest running back toward the desert to avoid brutal mass slaughter. Bust down every mosque and remove every cultural element tainted by Islam.
Alternatively, reload an old save from around 1450, or better yet 1200.
Ideally, the Kurds take eastern Turkey and it becomes Kurdistan. Western Turkey and Constantinople become European, which is the rightful return of Anatolia. The Turks themselves can go in the Black Sea.
>Ideally, the Kurds take eastern Turkey and it becomes Kurdistan.
What is it with westerners and their love affair with these islamo-marxist inbred shitskins? Everybody in the region hates them aside from israelites which explains why you love them so much. Shabbos goy.
1) start right wing government in Greece, with the objective of reclaiming Byzantium.
2) propaganda Constantinople heavily and create a local faction that also wants to rebuild Byzantium.
Promise whatever works.
3) have them either win some local elections or rise up and annex the place by force, since they are geographically on your side of the Dardanelles it will be hard for turkey to reclaim it.
4) while you hold it and try to stall for negotiation just go super heavy on propaganda, media control and suppression of dissent.
Stage referendums in your favor and so on.
Remind everyone in the UN that turkey invaded Constantinople and took it by force and read graphic stories of mass rapes and castration of christians.
5) if turkey still really wants to go to war earmark a few billions of lobbying in the US for politicians to try to solve it peacefully.
Neoslavia Project. We will unite the Balkans, Bulgaria, Albania, and Greece together into a single constitutional monarchy with a Hapsburg male monarch and a Spanish princess. We will take Constantinople in a peaceful trade. The citizens currently living there can remain, a permanent alliance with Turkey will be established, a committment to freedom of the seas to keep the Bosphorous open, and we support Turkish annexation of Cyprus, Syria, and Iraq.
Better than any other replies to this thread. In the old days on /k/ there would have been much talk of removing kebab etc
Ideally, the Kurds take eastern Turkey and it becomes Kurdistan. Western Turkey and Constantinople become European, which is the rightful return of Anatolia. The Turks themselves can go in the Black Sea.
Neoslavia Project. We will unite the Balkans, Bulgaria, Albania, and Greece together into a single constitutional monarchy with a Hapsburg male monarch and a Spanish princess. We will take Constantinople in a peaceful trade. The citizens currently living there can remain, a permanent alliance with Turkey will be established, a committment to freedom of the seas to keep the Bosphorous open, and we support Turkish annexation of Cyprus, Syria, and Iraq.
None. Constantinople is of zeeo importance. My goal is cleanse Rome of the Catholics and Italians and rebuuld Jupitar's shrine with a statue of a wolf at its gates.
Honestly think it would be more based to completely raze every single structure to the ground completely as a display of force to both the Christians and Muslims.
Build a bunch of giant cannons and let my navy take the land route. I should take the city in under two months.
This may sound optimistic when a lot of sieges fail and the average successful siege lasts for over six months, but when the defenders are Greeks, I think there's cause for optimism. The greatest fortifications in the world won't help you if you fail at life, as Greeks are wont to do.
Large flights of B-52 Stratofortress jets dropping cannisters of gas for several days. Basically another linebacker, just with chemicals rather then explosives. That should remove the roach infestation without much in the way of damage to the city itself (even if much of the city would need to be demolished anyway so that it can be properly restored).
After that, it is as simple as sending in a MOPP clad BCT to play clean up crew and sweep and clear the city.
Obviously this would need to be part of a much bigger operation however. I mean, all of Anatolia and even Northern Cyprus have roach infestations.
weird how there's tons of people who whine about palestine being illegally occupied, but when roaches do the same thing it's somehow ok because they've been there longer
Pay a turk to leave the gate open
No anon, no. Its this sort of delusional shit which made you think Russia were an actual military power.
moron
WTF this has to do with russia ?
The war has ruined this board
Now everything has to do with fricking russians or ukrainians
>Get all the Muslims to go to Europe
>Swoop in and take the place while they're away, change all the locks
It's unironically safer in Turkish hands. The West would have gays, trannies and other degens desecrating the Hagia Sophia.
>the west boogeyman
the duality of the mediterranean man
have burly gay greeks covered in olive oil storm the city. turks can't resist homosex with oily men.
>cleanse
what exactly do you mean by this?
physical removal of roaches.
Systematically exterminate every muslim and anything with a sufficient level of arab/persian ancestry within the city and immediate surrounding area, send the rest running back toward the desert to avoid brutal mass slaughter. Bust down every mosque and remove every cultural element tainted by Islam.
Alternatively, reload an old save from around 1450, or better yet 1200.
Neutron bomb
Not possible, not without destroying the city. Which would be moronic.
Ideally, the Kurds take eastern Turkey and it becomes Kurdistan. Western Turkey and Constantinople become European, which is the rightful return of Anatolia. The Turks themselves can go in the Black Sea.
Wake up.
>Ideally, the Kurds take eastern Turkey and it becomes Kurdistan.
What is it with westerners and their love affair with these islamo-marxist inbred shitskins? Everybody in the region hates them aside from israelites which explains why you love them so much. Shabbos goy.
1) start right wing government in Greece, with the objective of reclaiming Byzantium.
2) propaganda Constantinople heavily and create a local faction that also wants to rebuild Byzantium.
Promise whatever works.
3) have them either win some local elections or rise up and annex the place by force, since they are geographically on your side of the Dardanelles it will be hard for turkey to reclaim it.
4) while you hold it and try to stall for negotiation just go super heavy on propaganda, media control and suppression of dissent.
Stage referendums in your favor and so on.
Remind everyone in the UN that turkey invaded Constantinople and took it by force and read graphic stories of mass rapes and castration of christians.
5) if turkey still really wants to go to war earmark a few billions of lobbying in the US for politicians to try to solve it peacefully.
Wake up.
Better than any other replies to this thread. In the old days on /k/ there would have been much talk of removing kebab etc
Frick kurds
Learn the lessons of Gallipoli. Istanbul belongs to the Turkish people forever.
gallipoli was just anglo moronation. the roach should be exterminated.
Neoslavia Project. We will unite the Balkans, Bulgaria, Albania, and Greece together into a single constitutional monarchy with a Hapsburg male monarch and a Spanish princess. We will take Constantinople in a peaceful trade. The citizens currently living there can remain, a permanent alliance with Turkey will be established, a committment to freedom of the seas to keep the Bosphorous open, and we support Turkish annexation of Cyprus, Syria, and Iraq.
bullshit.
Wipe out all the non-Turks in ISTANBUL and surge out of Thrace to retake the Balkans
it is Orthodox garbage that the Turks claimed after the Crusaders sacked it.
Let it rot and let the roaches continue enjoying their filth
The only people who care about constantinople are either gr**ks, t*rks, or morons on the internet with too much time on their hands.
So no plan, because i dont fricking care.
Pork fat bombs
None. Constantinople is of zeeo importance. My goal is cleanse Rome of the Catholics and Italians and rebuuld Jupitar's shrine with a statue of a wolf at its gates.
Honestly think it would be more based to completely raze every single structure to the ground completely as a display of force to both the Christians and Muslims.
>turks kill some unibrowed ugly armenians
>this thread pops up
siege and let them starve
lace their gay wrestling oil with capsicum.
Russia was unironically our best bet for actually doing this and they fricked everything up forever, those homosexuals.
Build a bunch of giant cannons and let my navy take the land route. I should take the city in under two months.
This may sound optimistic when a lot of sieges fail and the average successful siege lasts for over six months, but when the defenders are Greeks, I think there's cause for optimism. The greatest fortifications in the world won't help you if you fail at life, as Greeks are wont to do.
Large flights of B-52 Stratofortress jets dropping cannisters of gas for several days. Basically another linebacker, just with chemicals rather then explosives. That should remove the roach infestation without much in the way of damage to the city itself (even if much of the city would need to be demolished anyway so that it can be properly restored).
After that, it is as simple as sending in a MOPP clad BCT to play clean up crew and sweep and clear the city.
Obviously this would need to be part of a much bigger operation however. I mean, all of Anatolia and even Northern Cyprus have roach infestations.
weird how there's tons of people who whine about palestine being illegally occupied, but when roaches do the same thing it's somehow ok because they've been there longer