"Please Jesus get me out of this. I'll go to church. I'll stop jerking off to the children's underwear catalogue, I'll do anything just get me out of this alive!"
Its actually what a snow shoveling neighbor said to his agonizingly gutshot in the middle of the street neighbors wife right before he domed her. Ring cameras catch some shit.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
i was involved in several human wave attacks as a private contractor
shit was always scary as frick just keep going and gain as much territory as we could before we were stopped and had to dig in again
the other side was no better and did the same to us i remember the enemy trying to climb the barricades we erected we mowed them down until reinforcements arrived and drove them back
shits fricking brutal i hate 3rd world shitholes
>my gun talks to me! >I was assigned male at birth! (Clearly a man) >I'll greet your mother wearing your face >Someone else will raise your kids and frick your wife >I will cut off your family line from the earth >Ronald mcdonald and Ronald Reagan raped me on the moon >I'm going to rape your corpse (from a dremora in Morrowind, fr) >Momma didn't raise no b***h
>Get into a gunfight >Get shot in the face >Motherfricker sends you out with a line from asdfmovie
If I die this way, don't even bury me, just tell everyone I went missing and burn the body, I don't want ANYONE to know that's how I went out.
>What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?
I'll see you in Hell. Then I shot him in the face. Now I think about that every day. Not so comfy here sometimes just before dawn.
"I fricked your dad" >shoots enemy in balls
Or
"women are stupid and I don't respect them" >shoots enemy in kneecap
"that's right, I just have sex with em" >shoots enemy in other kneecap
>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
“Patient is a liberal American male presenting to the emergency room with bilateral hemothorax, intracranial hemorrhage, scattered lacerations and total liver failure secondary to trauma. My medical recommendation: one more discharge of .45”
>If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me! >Men, George Washington never lost! Jesus never lost! Patton never lost! If winning's good enough for those war heroes, it's damn well good enough for us! >I've got three words for you: U! S! A! >Of course we won! We are Americans! If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate! >Son, whatever third world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American!
>you’ve been slimed
"Press, press"
"Closed casket"
actually cool & badass goddamn
" I'd tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there."
'This doesn't agitate white guys to violence'
>"Get a slice of this vibe"
But only when I let rip with the ma deuce.
Remember the USS liberty
DIE MOTHAFRICKA DIE MOTHAFRICKA DIE XD
Based and metal pilled
Uh, this is bait right?
You know it's a Geto Boys song called "die motherfricker", right?
It's "Still" by Geto Boys
There's a metal song where it says "diemotherfrickerdiemotherfrickerdie" and it's amazing. So frick you. How about that?
tango down
"Is what it is."
Get out of there, it's gonna blow!
That's what your mother said
Ambatableu
>Face down, ass up!
When in doubt, whip it out
post gunz
"Please Jesus get me out of this. I'll go to church. I'll stop jerking off to the children's underwear catalogue, I'll do anything just get me out of this alive!"
>he will let a little thing like surviving a war stop him
If a war ever happens I'll stay for the humanitarian rebuilding, if you know what I mean.
>"y-you too!"
Underrated
too real
SSPPPPOOOOONNNN!
WHERE THEY AT I CANT SEE SHIT
>good rain knows best time to fall
That's for breaking my TV, bro.
Harder, daddy.
You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"?
Well, listen to this one:
>Rubber baby buggie bumpers
Those are rugged I hear
>"Error, invalid token"
衝鋒
"It was about ethics in videogames journalism."
"you're not nice"
"I would prefer not to"
"Come with us, lets hit this tank"
>"I would prefer not to"
based
"and so it is done"
>nothing personal, homie
Pööpenfärten
I'd just giggle about my cool line and say none of it out loud
Farfegnugen mother fricker
Reef on this knuckle sandwich, we’re not tooling for anus
That'll learn him!
"ooooooouuuuhhhh i'm gonna cuuuuummm oOoooooOOO)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!"
GUESS WHAT
Chicken bu-
I was always a fan of that line from New Jack City,
"I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick is hard!"
Shukishuki shokishoki
Chukichuki dokidoki
Shukishuki shokishoki
Chukichuki dokidoki
Kleptarki mudigdig fa samigreg
>In Ukraine
THIS IS FOR STEELING MY TOILET!
Globohomosexual thanks you for your service.
Gulaghomosexual thanks you for yours, now bend over like a good suka.
Shut up gays
Upvoted and gold gifted, thank me later, kind starter
"Weapons free"
"Nothing personal."
I'm going home.
"I told you not to move my charger cable. Now my phone's gonna die and so are you!"
"Try reincarnating into something smarter"
Good luck on your next incarnation Nerevar.
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING
“Should’ve kept your fricking mouth shut!”
Nobody would ever say that in real life. It's too badass.
Its actually what a snow shoveling neighbor said to his agonizingly gutshot in the middle of the street neighbors wife right before he domed her. Ring cameras catch some shit.
Where was he shoveling the snow, his nose?
pennsylvania
https://nypost.com/2021/02/04/video-shows-snow-shoveling-fight-that-escalated-to-murder-suicide/
Habeeb it!
Court's adjourned
"I am a law!"
[BANG]
"... Damn I fricked that up, didn't I?"
"Playtime is over, motherfrickers!"
"yeah"
Usher Raymond? Is that you?
For me it's "....heh". I'm the strong silent type.
yeah
“Your car warranty is expiring.”
DIE Black person!
Is that german for something?
Die bart, die
in German it would be the correct plural
Der Neger/Black person = the Black person
Die Neger/Black person = the Black folk
In case of this word an S is not needed for describing multiple people
Told you to rape me harder you c**t muffin.
"Pucker up to suck my breasts."
You too.
Y-you too
Bababooey
Rawr XD
I'd probably want to say something edgy, but my mouth would only generate autistic mumbles.
rip in reeses pieces
What the Okuu doin' bro
Jews had nothing to do with it.
Cool lines are a waste of time
i can't wait for the media coverage
"Frick ya mudda".
"BEWARE BADGUYS, I AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU"
>I am immediately mulched by several dozen rounds to the torso
“Skill issue.”
>blam blam blam blam
"ratio + you flopped. Sashay, away"
*blam*
"I will shoot at him"
(then I fire my rocket missiles)
>What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?
What the frick is this underage b& bullshit?
That's not a cool line, Mr. Autist.
"like and subscribe"
BANG
"dont forget to hit the bell"
BANG BANG
Subscribe to pewdiepie
insert random postal dude quote
THAT'SGOTTAHURT
>Some motherfrickers always trying to ice skate uphill.
OR
>I'll snatch every motherfricker birthday
"Is your death giving me a warm feeling or is that just the shit running down my leg"
>I AM THE BADASS SONVAb***h YOU SEE IN ACTION MOVIES!!!
SUPPRESSIIIVE FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEE
>"I only wanted to grill"
YEE YEE
Raise hell praise dail
Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here, pretty expensive as I recall.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. Let's get out of here."
Iron within!
ALAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!!!!
(extra funny if you a very pale white guy.)
>It's just been revoked
"That's my purse I dont know you!"
“You knew all along that God hates Black folk, didn’t you?”
Its just been revoked
“You know how honest a song in your head that you can’t get out?
Well here’s one for you:
Groove is in the har-ar-arararar-art! GROOVe Is in the HAR-ar-arararar-art!!
Have fun dying…”
(I know…I’m a CRUEL motherfricker to program that as some goober’s exit song)
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you frickin' stupid bastard!"
"Not today, Satan."
MANFLESH.
#t=9
>Image
context?
>The Kyle Rittenhouse fan club is right next to a communist poster
Different culture different customs I guess
"Najlepszy chłop, to chłop przebrany za babe"
This is my war cry
"You should have never made Sicario 2!"
Hot stuff comming your way!!
“It’s just been revoked!”
amboutakum
"If God has wanted you to live He would not have created me!"
>Who are you?
"The American that North Korean propaganda warned you about."
I love the smell of Plastic in the morning.
"Sneed"
why couldn't you have just left me alone
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!
Čiča čvorak čuva četu čavki, čik čvorče čvrkni čavki čvor.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
That's some cold shit to say to a motherfricker.
UUUUUHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i was involved in several human wave attacks as a private contractor
shit was always scary as frick just keep going and gain as much territory as we could before we were stopped and had to dig in again
the other side was no better and did the same to us i remember the enemy trying to climb the barricades we erected we mowed them down until reinforcements arrived and drove them back
shits fricking brutal i hate 3rd world shitholes
>I WILL FRICK YOU KILL YOU EAT YOU BECOME YOU
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
Mods? MOOODS MOOOOOOODS
"And remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie".
>[moronic laughter]
>get fricked
We are anosymous, we never forget, we never forgive
Ecpecto patronym
"Your family will be joining you soon"
>my gun talks to me!
>I was assigned male at birth! (Clearly a man)
>I'll greet your mother wearing your face
>Someone else will raise your kids and frick your wife
>I will cut off your family line from the earth
>Ronald mcdonald and Ronald Reagan raped me on the moon
>I'm going to rape your corpse (from a dremora in Morrowind, fr)
>Momma didn't raise no b***h
Closes your eyes
I just wanted to play videogames
Funny how this hasn't gotten yous and I had to search to find it lost in the middle. This is the correct answer.
Later alligator
Am I being detained!?
“You will never be a real woman”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're in my spot, sir
game over bud you lose
[I HAVE NO GREETING]
k e k
Actually, wouldn’t say shit.
Wait until he begins agonal breathing, (gasping for air), and then whip out my schlong and piss in his face.
Let the last thing he sees on this earth is my dick pissing right into his face, mouth, nostrils and lungs.
DO not SAY.
You dimmadone fricked up, son.
eat dimmadagger dimmaBlack person.
little ceaser's has marked you for death, and the legion obeys
Allah hu Ackbar!
Hey bro what's that on your face?
>*bang*
It was pain
I laughed at that shit line. frick you.
>Get into a gunfight
>Get shot in the face
>Motherfricker sends you out with a line from asdfmovie
If I die this way, don't even bury me, just tell everyone I went missing and burn the body, I don't want ANYONE to know that's how I went out.
Manamana
>What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?
I'll see you in Hell. Then I shot him in the face. Now I think about that every day. Not so comfy here sometimes just before dawn.
>Clear your mind, it's death time
I'll hit you and I'll miss you. Goodbye.
In the end
All sins are forgiven
Not yours
I AM MENTALLY ILL AND YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL PREPARED TO DEAL WITH ME
MAIM KILL BURN
MAIM KILL BURN
"Press 1 for English."
FRICK YOU N****R
>"BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"
On repeat, no need to complicate things.
I either die or the combat is over before I get to say the cool line.
*just loud angry screaming*
>you play like a girl
>faster, stronger, better
>you make easy prey
No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.
IM NOT GAY
the picture makes it
add a voice crack and its perfect
Depends on the mood I'm in
>feeling edgy
Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can.
>mad
Frick you/Get fricked
>sad
Sorry, buddy
>happy
ey b0ss
There's probably a few I'm forgetting, but those are the main ones
I don't know you that's my purse!
it's time to eat ass and get pumped full of cum. and i'm all about cum.
"You're tied for the lead"
"You have taken the lead"
I hate the antichrist
"Blood for the blood god, fertilizer for my garden"
"I have no idea what Im doing"
"Get schwacked, nerd"
"it's bigger when it's hard"
vaya con dios
My name's Jerry
"are you black?, like i know it's a wierd question in this situation, but i really don't want to get cancelled"
YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?
"Don't turn this murder into a rape."
I think you already know.
Begone, ruffian!
"I gotta... What I mean to say is- when you- uh. frick me. I'm not good at this. Sorry. Can I start over?"
Is that you, Bob Newhart?
Love your work, man…nobody did deadpan like you did…nobody.
Keep shootin motherfricker I'll come over there and suck you're fricking dick homosexual
My pussy stank
"Your Mission has been. ABORTED!"
"bye. I love you."
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS WHY GOD!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STO-"
>Ezekiel 25:17
>farts audibly
*taking long range sniper shots*
Singing softly- "Reach out... reach out and touch someone..."
I go out on my own terms /calls airstrike on self
>GIVE ME WHAT?
"I fricked your dad"
>shoots enemy in balls
Or
"women are stupid and I don't respect them"
>shoots enemy in kneecap
"that's right, I just have sex with em"
>shoots enemy in other kneecap
>"Wanna die?"
Or
>"Frick you!"
It's just been revoked.
WELCOME TO ERF!
"I KILL FOR A LIVING!"
You are being *snacks lips* detained.
"Pool's closed"
"I disagree"
“Tell me what you want. What you really, REALLY want.”
POW!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Alternatively:
"What a pisser"
"well MINE'S REAL"
*BANG BANG*
THE SIGN IS A SUBTLE JOKE
I only use supressed firearms with subsonic ammo, so that I can make gun sounds while I shoot. Kapow, blam, pew, things like that.
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
B A L L S O F S T E E L
"I have a furry fetish"
>Pulls trigger
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Undertaker underway
Salty milk and coins
>DOOR STUCK
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.
picrel
What is /k/'s opinion on PCC's like the Cx4
RANCH OR COOL RANCH
"gotcha"
>psssh, nothin' personnel, kid
>*shoots you while you are unarmed and begging for your life*
"ORDER UP!" as loud as humanly possible.
"Born 2 shit forced 2 Wipe" written on my helmet.
Clever gir-ack
WAIT WAIT WAIT NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE
WANNA FRICK?
Shit! Shit! Frick! SHIT!
Goddamn wiener-breath commie motherfrickers!
Classic Mickey Rourke.
>What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
why is the battle sight showing a nintendo 64 game?
it's gay porn.
let me see it
it's gay porn
what did you expect?
"Hi I'm anon and welcome to Jackass"
*RATATATATATA*
I FRICK CHICKEN MURDER
WHO'S A BACKGROUND HORSE NOW?
>JUST A MOMENT CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE NINA SPEAKING
I FRICK YOU IN THE ASS! I FRICK YOU!
Your move, creep
Forgive me Mama
Right Back at Ya!
"Don't Have A Cow, Man!"
Habibi i don't consent your bullets can't legally hurt me
"Well, hell."
It's my catchphrase.
get out of here, stalker
"So much fir the tolerant left."
>shoots adversary in leg
"Looks like you're gonna need a doctor"
>shoots adversary in other leg
"Make that 2"
“Patient is a liberal American male presenting to the emergency room with bilateral hemothorax, intracranial hemorrhage, scattered lacerations and total liver failure secondary to trauma. My medical recommendation: one more discharge of .45”
Meurs pourriture communiste.
Based and aréoport de nice aréoport de nice 5 minutes d'arrêt pilled
This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of life.
"I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"
only good post itt
DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK!!
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
“I love mares! I love them!”
You dun goofed.
Shit yeah, Black! That’s all you had to say!
"Looks like I'm all out of bubblegum today."
So many targets so little time!!
base EaW player
"are still making fun of me now"
I don't even give a shit avout 40k, but "blood for the blood god" goes konda frickin hard.
By grabthars hammer
i will avenge you
GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE LESS UGLY
>If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
>Men, George Washington never lost! Jesus never lost! Patton never lost! If winning's good enough for those war heroes, it's damn well good enough for us!
>I've got three words for you: U! S! A!
>Of course we won! We are Americans! If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate!
>Son, whatever third world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American!
My name is Sue! How do you do?
Now you're gonna die!
"Heil Hitler"