What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?

What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you’ve been slimed

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Press, press"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Closed casket"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually cool & badass goddamn

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    " I'd tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there."

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'This doesn't agitate white guys to violence'

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Get a slice of this vibe"
    But only when I let rip with the ma deuce.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the USS liberty

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE XD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and metal pilled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, this is bait right?
        You know it's a Geto Boys song called "die motherfucker", right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's "Still" by Geto Boys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a metal song where it says "diemotherfuckerdiemotherfuckerdie" and it's amazing. So fuck you. How about that?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tango down

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Is what it is."

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get out of there, it's gonna blow!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what your mother said

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ambatableu

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Face down, ass up!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When in doubt, whip it out

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post gunz

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Please Jesus get me out of this. I'll go to church. I'll stop masturbating to the children's underwear catalogue, I'll do anything just get me out of this alive!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he will let a little thing like surviving a war stop him
      If a war ever happens I'll stay for the humanitarian rebuilding, if you know what I mean.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"y-you too!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too real

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SSPPPPOOOOONNNN!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THEY AT I CANT SEE SHIT

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good rain knows best time to fall

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's for breaking my TV, bro.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harder, daddy.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"?
    Well, listen to this one:
    >Rubber baby buggie bumpers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are rugged I hear

      >"Error, invalid token"

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    衝鋒

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "It was about ethics in videogames journalism."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "you're not nice"
    "I would prefer not to"
    "Come with us, lets hit this tank"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I would prefer not to"
      based

      "and so it is done"

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing personal, bro

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pööpenfärten

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just giggle about my cool line and say none of it out loud

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farfegnugen mother fucker

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reef on this knuckle sandwich, we’re not tooling for anus

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That'll learn him!

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ooooooouuuuhhhh i'm gonna cuuuuummm oOoooooOOO)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GUESS WHAT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken bu-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was always a fan of that line from New Jack City,
      "I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick is hard!"

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shukishuki shokishoki
    Chukichuki dokidoki
    Shukishuki shokishoki
    Chukichuki dokidoki

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kleptarki mudigdig fa samigreg

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In Ukraine
    THIS IS FOR STEELING MY TOILET!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Globohomo thanks you for your service.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gulaghomo thanks you for yours, now bend over like a good suka.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gulaghomo thanks you for yours, now bend over like a good suka.

        Shut up fags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted and gold gifted, thank me later, kind starter

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Weapons free"

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Nothing personal."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going home.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I told you not to move my charger cable. Now my phone's gonna die and so are you!"

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Try reincarnating into something smarter"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck on your next incarnation Nerevar.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Should’ve kept your fucking mouth shut!”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody would ever say that in real life. It's too badass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its actually what a snow shoveling neighbor said to his agonizingly gutshot in the middle of the street neighbors wife right before he domed her. Ring cameras catch some shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where was he shoveling the snow, his nose?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pennsylvania
            https://nypost.com/2021/02/04/video-shows-snow-shoveling-fight-that-escalated-to-murder-suicide/

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Habeeb it!

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Court's adjourned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I am a law!"
      [BANG]
      "... Damn I fucked that up, didn't I?"

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Playtime is over, motherfuckers!"

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "yeah"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usher Raymond? Is that you?
      For me it's "....heh". I'm the strong silent type.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Your car warranty is expiring.”

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIE moron!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that german for something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Die bart, die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in German it would be the correct plural
        Der Neger/moron = the moron
        Die Neger/moron = the morons

        In case of this word an S is not needed for describing multiple people

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Told you to rape me harder you cunt muffin.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Pucker up to suck my tits."

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You too.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y-you too

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bababooey

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rawr XD

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably want to say something edgy, but my mouth would only generate autistic mumbles.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip in reeses pieces

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the Okuu doin' bro

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garden gnomes had nothing to do with it.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool lines are a waste of time

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait for the media coverage

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Fuck ya mudda".

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "BEWARE BADGUYS, I AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU"
    >I am immediately mulched by several dozen rounds to the torso

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Skill issue.”
    >blam blam blam blam

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ratio + you flopped. Sashay, away"
    *blam*

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I will shoot at him"
    (then I fire my rocket missiles)

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?
    What the fuck is this underage b& bullshit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a cool line, Mr. Autist.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "like and subscribe"
    BANG
    "dont forget to hit the bell"
    BANG BANG

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subscribe to pewdiepie

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    insert random postal dude quote

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'SGOTTAHURT

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.
    OR
    >I'll snatch every motherfucker birthday

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Is your death giving me a warm feeling or is that just the shit running down my leg"

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM THE BADASS SONVABITCH YOU SEE IN ACTION MOVIES!!!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUPPRESSIIIVE FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEE

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I only wanted to grill"

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEE YEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raise hell praise dail

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here, pretty expensive as I recall.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. Let's get out of here."

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iron within!

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!!!!

    (extra funny if you a very pale white guy.)

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just been revoked

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "That's my purse I dont know you!"

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “You knew all along that God hates morons, didn’t you?”

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its just been revoked

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “You know how honest a song in your head that you can’t get out?
    Well here’s one for you:

    Groove is in the har-ar-arararar-art! GROOVe Is in the HAR-ar-arararar-art!!

    Have fun dying…”

    (I know…I’m a CRUEL motherfucker to program that as some goober’s exit song)

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!"

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Not today, Satan."

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MANFLESH.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #t=9

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Image
      context?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Kyle Rittenhouse fan club is right next to a communist poster
      Different culture different customs I guess

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Najlepszy chłop, to chłop przebrany za babe"
    This is my war cry

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You should have never made Sicario 2!"

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot stuff comming your way!!

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “It’s just been revoked!”

  97. 3 weeks ago
    BigC

    amboutakum

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "If God has wanted you to live He would not have created me!"

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who are you?
    "The American that North Korean propaganda warned you about."

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the smell of Plastic in the morning.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Sneed"

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't you have just left me alone

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Mandic

    Čiča čvorak čuva četu čavki, čik čvorče čvrkni čavki čvor.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's some cold shit to say to a motherfucker.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UUUUUHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    i was involved in several human wave attacks as a private contractor
    shit was always scary as fuck just keep going and gain as much territory as we could before we were stopped and had to dig in again

    the other side was no better and did the same to us i remember the enemy trying to climb the barricades we erected we mowed them down until reinforcements arrived and drove them back
    shits fucking brutal i hate 3rd world shitholes

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I WILL FUCK YOU KILL YOU EAT YOU BECOME YOU

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mods? MOOODS MOOOOOOODS

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "And remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie".

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[retarded laughter]
    >get fucked

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are anosymous, we never forget, we never forgive
    Ecpecto patronym

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Your family will be joining you soon"

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my gun talks to me!
    >I was assigned male at birth! (Clearly a man)
    >I'll greet your mother wearing your face
    >Someone else will raise your kids and fuck your wife
    >I will cut off your family line from the earth
    >Ronald mcdonald and Ronald Reagan raped me on the moon
    >I'm going to rape your corpse (from a dremora in Morrowind, fr)
    >Momma didn't raise no bitch

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Closes your eyes

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted to play videogames

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how this hasn't gotten yous and I had to search to find it lost in the middle. This is the correct answer.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Later alligator

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I being detained!?

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “You will never be a real woman”

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're in my spot, sir

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game over bud you lose

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [I HAVE NO GREETING]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k e k

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, wouldn’t say shit.

    Wait until he begins agonal breathing, (gasping for air), and then whip out my schlong and piss in his face.

    Let the last thing he sees on this earth is my dick pissing right into his face, mouth, nostrils and lungs.

    DO not SAY.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dimmadone fucked up, son.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat dimmadagger dimmamoron.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    little ceaser's has marked you for death, and the legion obeys

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allah hu Ackbar!

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey bro what's that on your face?
    >*bang*
    It was pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at that shit line. fuck you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get into a gunfight
      >Get shot in the face
      >Motherfucker sends you out with a line from asdfmovie
      If I die this way, don't even bury me, just tell everyone I went missing and burn the body, I don't want ANYONE to know that's how I went out.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manamana

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is your "cool line" that you say in combat?
    I'll see you in Hell. Then I shot him in the face. Now I think about that every day. Not so comfy here sometimes just before dawn.

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clear your mind, it's death time

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll hit you and I'll miss you. Goodbye.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the end
    All sins are forgiven
    Not yours

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM MENTALLY ILL AND YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL PREPARED TO DEAL WITH ME

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAIM KILL BURN
    MAIM KILL BURN

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Press 1 for English."

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU N****R

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"
    On repeat, no need to complicate things.

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I either die or the combat is over before I get to say the cool line.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *just loud angry screaming*

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you play like a girl
    >faster, stronger, better
    >you make easy prey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM NOT GAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the picture makes it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add a voice crack and its perfect

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the mood I'm in
    >feeling edgy
    Can you hear your guardian angel crying? I can.
    >mad
    Fuck you/Get fucked
    >sad
    Sorry, buddy
    >happy
    ey b0ss

    There's probably a few I'm forgetting, but those are the main ones

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know you that's my purse!

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's time to eat ass and get pumped full of cum. and i'm all about cum.

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You're tied for the lead"

    "You have taken the lead"

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the antichrist

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Blood for the blood god, fertilizer for my garden"

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I have no idea what Im doing"

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Get schwacked, nerd"

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "it's bigger when it's hard"

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vaya con dios

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name's Jerry

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "are you black?, like i know it's a wierd question in this situation, but i really don't want to get cancelled"

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Don't turn this murder into a rape."

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you already know.

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Begone, ruffian!

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I gotta... What I mean to say is- when you- uh. fuck me. I'm not good at this. Sorry. Can I start over?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that you, Bob Newhart?

      Love your work, man…nobody did deadpan like you did…nobody.

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep shootin motherfucker I'll come over there and suck you're fucking dick gay

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My pussy stank

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Your Mission has been. ABORTED!"

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "bye. I love you."

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS WHY GOD!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STO-"

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ezekiel 25:17

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >farts audibly

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *taking long range sniper shots*
    Singing softly- "Reach out... reach out and touch someone..."

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go out on my own terms /calls airstrike on self

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GIVE ME WHAT?

  177. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I fucked your dad"
    >shoots enemy in balls
    Or
    "women are stupid and I don't respect them"
    >shoots enemy in kneecap
    "that's right, I just have sex with em"
    >shoots enemy in other kneecap

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Wanna die?"

    Or

    >"Fuck you!"

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just been revoked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WELCOME TO ERF!

  180. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I KILL FOR A LIVING!"

  181. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are being *snacks lips* detained.

  182. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Pool's closed"

  183. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I disagree"

  184. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Tell me what you want. What you really, REALLY want.”

    POW!

  185. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alternatively:
      "What a pisser"

  186. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  187. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  188. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "well MINE'S REAL"
    *BANG BANG*

  189. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE SIGN IS A SUBTLE JOKE

  190. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only use supressed firearms with subsonic ammo, so that I can make gun sounds while I shoot. Kapow, blam, pew, things like that.

  191. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B A L L S O F S T E E L

  192. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I have a furry fetish"
    >Pulls trigger

  193. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEEEEEEEEEE

  194. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  195. 3 weeks ago
    Santiago “fuck your mutta” Fernandez

    >Undertaker underway

  196. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salty milk and coins

  197. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DOOR STUCK

  198. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

  199. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picrel

  200. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is PrepHole's opinion on PCC's like the Cx4

  201. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RANCH OR COOL RANCH

  202. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "gotcha"

  203. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >psssh, nothin' personnel, kid
    >*shoots you while you are unarmed and begging for your life*

  204. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ORDER UP!" as loud as humanly possible.
    "Born 2 shit forced 2 Wipe" written on my helmet.

  205. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clever gir-ack

  206. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT WAIT WAIT NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE

  207. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WANNA FUCK?

  208. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit! Shit! Fuck! SHIT!

  209. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Mickey Rourke.

  210. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  211. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you moron? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

  212. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the battle sight showing a nintendo 64 game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's gay porn.
      let me see it
      it's gay porn
      what did you expect?

  213. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Hi I'm anon and welcome to Jackass"
    *RATATATATATA*

  214. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FUCK CHICKEN MURDER

  215. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO'S A BACKGROUND HORSE NOW?

  216. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JUST A MOMENT CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE NINA SPEAKING

  217. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I FUCK YOU!

  218. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your move, creep

  219. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive me Mama

  220. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right Back at Ya!

  221. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Don't Have A Cow, Man!"

  222. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Habibi i don't consent your bullets can't legally hurt me

  223. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Well, hell."

    It's my catchphrase.

  224. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get out of here, stalker

  225. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "So much fir the tolerant left."

  226. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shoots adversary in leg
    "Looks like you're gonna need a doctor"
    >shoots adversary in other leg
    "Make that 2"

  227. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Patient is a liberal American male presenting to the emergency room with bilateral hemothorax, intracranial hemorrhage, scattered lacerations and total liver failure secondary to trauma. My medical recommendation: one more discharge of .45”

  228. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meurs pourriture communiste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and aréoport de nice aréoport de nice 5 minutes d'arrêt pilled

  229. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of life.

  230. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only good post itt

  231. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK!!

  232. 3 weeks ago
    SERVANT OF THE AEONS

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  233. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I love mares! I love them!”

  234. 3 weeks ago
    /news/=/plebbit/

    You dun goofed.

  235. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit yeah, Black! That’s all you had to say!

  236. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Looks like I'm all out of bubblegum today."

  237. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many targets so little time!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      base EaW player

  238. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "are still making fun of me now"

  239. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even give a shit avout 40k, but "blood for the blood god" goes konda fuckin hard.

  240. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By grabthars hammer
    i will avenge you

  241. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE LESS UGLY

  242. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
    >Men, George Washington never lost! Jesus never lost! Patton never lost! If winning's good enough for those war heroes, it's damn well good enough for us!
    >I've got three words for you: U! S! A!
    >Of course we won! We are Americans! If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate!
    >Son, whatever third world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American!

  243. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Sue! How do you do?
    Now you're gonna die!

  244. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  245. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Heil Hitler"

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