What is the most tactical animal

For me the most tactical animal is Uroplatus sikorae or the southern leaf tail gecko
Here is why I think the Southern leaf tail gecko is the most tactical animal and if it evolved to have human like intelligence and the ability to use weapons we would stand ZERO chance
1. They wear a ghillie suit 24/7
2. They can see full color at night
4. They can climb verticle walls and even upside down on completely flat surfaces like glass
The only thing the southern leaf tail gecko is missing as a reptile is that they are nonvenomous so they wouldn't be able to spit on their bullets to make them more lethal like some other reptiles
I highly doubt anyone on here can come up with an animal that is more tactical than the mother fricking southern leaf tail gecko
I mean imagine you are in the woods at night in combat and you get sniped by a gecko hanging upside down perfectly camouflaged against the bark of a large tree and it can see you perfectly at night in full color

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally evolved GPNVG before it was real

    Only sustain itself on kills

    Sex is a death struggle at times

    Most /k/ creature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jumping spiders are a good choice. IDK about how good their eye sight is at night but their situational awareness would be unmatched and their agility is insane
      Very cool critters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of amazing to think that humans despite being massively visual creatures didn't develop night vision like other animals.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bald Eagle
    Head's already shaved

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pistol shrimp.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out
    >Sees in stupid numbers of colors
    >Ambush predator
    >Punches with more power than a fricking .22
    >Dressed like a murderhobo clown
    >Swivel mounted eyes
    >Heavily armored on all sides.
    >Still fricks your mother on sundays

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody is even mentioning the worlds apex land predator

    >theyre all listing geckos and shit

    Lmao this board is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn’t mention the animal
      what did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody is even mentioning the worlds apex land predator

        >theyre all listing geckos and shit

        Lmao this board is moronic

        Totally forgot my picture. Guess im moronic too

        Case in point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The tiger is by far the worst choice. They literally offern nothing other than extreme agility and sharp claws and teeth.
          A tiger bit by a venemous snake for instance can die within hours
          There are species of animals that essentially have superpowers. Those are the species of animals that would, if evolved to be highly intelligent rule the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >disregarding the nice camo
            At least give some credit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worlds apex land predator is man which makes the thread lame moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2sPJn2a.jpg

      [...]
      Totally forgot my picture. Guess im moronic too

      Case in point

      Apex land predator is a grizzly. Could easily defeat anything else.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ants rule the jungle

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man ofc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too easy, we need to find the less obvious choice. For example,

      ants rule the jungle

      has it right. Do you have any idea the 40k tier scale ant colony wars happen at?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ants and bees/wasps are a good choice because of their willingness to fight for the cause and their teamwork

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >For example,

        ants rule the jungle

        has it right. Do you have any idea the 40k tier scale ant colony wars happen at?

        well thank you. I stayed in the jungle in Belize once in a literal hut for a few days-a five mile mud hike from the nearest small town. the locals said "if the ants march through, just take your things and leave. they'll eat everything you don't hang from the rafters and there's nothing you can do about it." I'm not sure if it was the same species, but the leafcutter ants had ripped these perfect tunnels through the underbrush big enough for a bear to run through.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue ringed octopus

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs, probably. They're the most practical for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A mountain lion
    >excellent night vision
    >can kill most things walking around
    >top tier stalker

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