FPBP. For real. They created a mountain of human skeletons, raped all the women, took all their treasure, dragged the fucker out of his palace, shoved him under the floor of their tent, and danced on his body until he was crushed. The Khans were not to be fucked with.
Indeed, those were absolutely awful. For the Europe, the 30 Years War takes the cake imo (only WW2 surpasses it I think). If we're talking about the entire World, the worst of the worst is probably Chinese tho. The Taping Rebellion is a good candidate
Taiping Rebellion was crazy. Gigantic place battles mostly with melee weapons and blackpowder rifles. Chinese gov't coming into Taiping-associated cities, forming the entire populace into orderly lines, and cutting off every single head at the end of the line. Piles of bodies 40ft high. So much blood from mass executions that the roads turned into impassable mud. Starvation frome widespread famine bc all the farmers were killed. Whole countrysides becoming literal ghost towns. Taiping was fucking whack.
War of the Tripple Alliance holds the record for someone refusing to give up beyond the point of anything even resembling sanity.
That's the Taiping Rebellion. Depending on what estimates for death toll you use, these fuckers killed more Chinese in 15 years than the KMT warlords, Commies and Japs managed to kill in 25.
those weren't actually medieval people, the period is usually referred to as post-medieval or early modern age. that's when most well known torture tools were invented and most witch hunts took place, unlike the popular perception.
Aside from killing an absolutely ridiculous share of the population, the Thirty Years War had a lot of torture. The Swedes used to force captured prisoners' mouths open to funnel their dysentery shits into them.
Plus, it's right on the heels of the Huegnot Wars, which killed 25% of France (World Wars were a small fraction of that). And that's not even all the wars of religion, the whole era is fucked.
And yet people still shrug and say "mistakes were made on all sides, no way Prots were the force of Antichrist."
Then again, what do you expect when one side's moral authority comes almost entirely from priests and monks who forsook their oaths and began lustful relations with nuns.
The killings, the nuns raped, the destruction of Church, a specific focus on destroying sacred art and spaces, what more do you need?
Did the Church use force? Sure. But when confronted with violence Holy Mother Church has every right to defend herself from the forces of Satan.
Aside from killing an absolutely ridiculous share of the population, the Thirty Years War had a lot of torture. The Swedes used to force captured prisoners' mouths open to funnel their dysentery shits into them.
Plus, it's right on the heels of the Huegnot Wars, which killed 25% of France (World Wars were a small fraction of that). And that's not even all the wars of religion, the whole era is fucked.
non-europeans shit on europeans for having colonial empires but what we did to other continents is nothing compared to what we did to eachother
Chinese Civil War has plenty of insanity. 1911-1950, people born during the war had time to grow into grizzled old NCOs. You got the mayhem of the Warlord Era. Crazy geography. Dams getting knocked out killing hundreds id thousands in floods. The Jap mayhem with their budget bio weapons. Spill over from the Russian Civil War, etc.
What is the most brutal conflict in human history?
>Hard mode: no World Wars
Everytime china decided to have a civil war or crumble under foreign invasions, they reduced at least 50% of the population >3 kingdoms era >5 dynasty era >Tang civil war >Song when they got invaded by Jin and then Mongol >Ming when they got invaded by Qing >Qing civil war then collapsed into warlords era >CCP vs KMT vs japan
At one point it was believed that the An Lushan rebellion killed around 1/3 to 2/3s of the population of northern China, but that was mostly due to the way the numbers were calculated (tax figures / census, which understandably broke down somewhat as the Tang dynasty collapsed).
nah, the rebellion that came after an lushan was the real nuts one, it's generally agreed today that Huang Chao's rebellion was so destructive that even the bureaucrats and historians that would've documented this stuff were slaughtered to a man, which meant nobody could write about how bad it was
We used to have stick wars as a kid. Basically just collect a bunch of sticks roughly baton sized. Then we stand on opposite sides of a small creek surrounded by trees and wing them at each other. Managed to dodge them all myself but my one neighbor kid was a bit chubby and slow and took a few sticks to the face and body. So yeah that.
Are we talking about sheer number dead/injured or are we talking about pure savagery of the killings/torture rape flaying people alive and skullfucking babies type shit?
there was a significant stretch of paleo history where the most common cause of death observed in human remains was being murdered by another human
people fixate on modern warfare but the stone age was tens of thousands of years of nonstop ubiquitous low intensity violence, it was Mad Max but with atl-atls and javelins and arrows
.We should designate or arrange a bit of desert or African country and make an international live firing range and everyone can go and shoot and show off all their explody things ect. This bit of Eastern Mali/Southern Algeria is pretty uninhabited. Everyone would be invited, even Greenland
The fact that chemical weapons were used and the casualties is like 2,000,000+ puts it up there as one of the more fucked up conflicts of the 20th century.
It’s surprising how little people know about this conflict considering it caused a massive scandal in Reagan’s administration and led to two gulf wars.
Homo-sapiens hunted and killed all the neanderthals.
The neanderthals had advanced language, funeral rites, art, clothing, complex tool usage... but we had dogs and they didn't.
30 Years War. That or some chink war but bugs are worth like 1/20th a regular person so YMMV. If you're talking for the people it happened to, Paraguay lost almost its entire male population once.
me vs my toilet this morning if you know what I mean
My basement toilet has a serious clog. I snaked it last night with a 6 foot toilet auger, no luck. I'm going to try again today since my plumber doesn't work weekends.
So the battle I'm about to have against this clog is probably going to be up there.
Merv easy. Khans slaughtered 5% of the worlds population in a day with swords. If 350,000,000 people were killed with swords in a day in a single battle. It was the apocalypse. Another 5% enslaved, another 5% of the worlds population fled and died..the shock waves and the attack killed off 20% of humans
Or for entire war WW2. If you mean kind of series but still same conflict on and off Justinian Plague Battles. Never ending kind of skirmishes kept popping up all dealing with the plague. Humanity kept have population declined because of how constant they became until the plague waves stopped. Humanity at tmes was on the verge of nearly going extinct things were getting so bad with the plagues taking out 75%-80. percent of the smaller trading towns every year. It appears the viruses mutated towards less lethality before they really got to Rome. It was a mixture of viruses, bacteria,, climate and diet issues. This kept the ears going but it is barely kind of taught. I mean is anyone going to remember Grenada in 1500 years
Can confirm. My girlfriend is from Paraguay. They speak Gurani, which is a very interesting language. Also Spanish. And tons of Germans there. Tourists but also descendents of colonists. Going there on Wednesday to escape the shitty European winter and sweat my balls off in 43 degree heat.
Pretty much any pre-modern Asian war or Bronze age war were brutal, most of them were no-quarter, rape the survivors (regardless of gender), ethnically cleanse and then salt the fields type conflicts. Even later wars like those fought by Rome could be inhumanly brutal. There are claims that the First Crusade resulted in a river-like flow of blood through the city of Jerusalem, as the Crusaders basically massacred the population within to a man.
If you're talking more modern wars, comparatively the Yugoslav wars were brutal, you had ethnic cleansing, mass rape, looting etc, although this was only brutal as it was done in Europe, in Africa that is a Tuesday. Probably for Europe though, the Spanish Civil War takes the cake.
Anything involving Vlad the Impaler.
The extermination of the Tasmanian Aborigines.
The shit they did in Tasmania was way beyond what you'd do to animals. Like, swinging babies by their feet into rocks, making wives wear their husbands severed heads around their necks, running mobs off a cliff, and the only survivors from the whole race were a group of sex slaves.
The sack of ancient baghdad? Anything related to medieval savagery really.
FPBP. For real. They created a mountain of human skeletons, raped all the women, took all their treasure, dragged the fucker out of his palace, shoved him under the floor of their tent, and danced on his body until he was crushed. The Khans were not to be fucked with.
despite the fact the Mongols are my favourite empire, I'll never forgive them for burning Bagdad's library.
Nothing of value was lost
They have neither care nor need for your forgiveness
dating
lost/sob/cleans guns.
DECISIVE
TANG
VICTORY
>the soldiers cried and they did not want to eat
V-v-victory
Punic Wars
Mongol Conquests
Various Chinese rebellions nd civil wars
30 Years War
Albigensian Crusade
Have there been any good kino gory films on the 30 years war? I just need english captions.
Basically this, Tamerlane can also get a mention.
The 30 years war was pretty fucking horrible.
France had two. The Wars of Religion and the War in the Vendee.
Indeed, those were absolutely awful. For the Europe, the 30 Years War takes the cake imo (only WW2 surpasses it I think). If we're talking about the entire World, the worst of the worst is probably Chinese tho. The Taping Rebellion is a good candidate
Taiping Rebellion was crazy. Gigantic place battles mostly with melee weapons and blackpowder rifles. Chinese gov't coming into Taiping-associated cities, forming the entire populace into orderly lines, and cutting off every single head at the end of the line. Piles of bodies 40ft high. So much blood from mass executions that the roads turned into impassable mud. Starvation frome widespread famine bc all the farmers were killed. Whole countrysides becoming literal ghost towns. Taiping was fucking whack.
>What is the most brutal conflict in human history?
Congo Wars
>africa
Nobody cares
>*human* history
>Congo
Pick one.
Probably the time that Chinese guy pretended to be related to Jesus and 30 million people dies.
Million must box
War of the Tripple Alliance holds the record for someone refusing to give up beyond the point of anything even resembling sanity.
That's the Taiping Rebellion. Depending on what estimates for death toll you use, these fuckers killed more Chinese in 15 years than the KMT warlords, Commies and Japs managed to kill in 25.
>World Wars
Cute kiddo, but let the pros show you how to destroy Europe.
Back when Sweden was based
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk
Fucking hell, it's horrifying all of the various methods of torture and execution medieval people employed.
those weren't actually medieval people, the period is usually referred to as post-medieval or early modern age. that's when most well known torture tools were invented and most witch hunts took place, unlike the popular perception.
Aside from killing an absolutely ridiculous share of the population, the Thirty Years War had a lot of torture. The Swedes used to force captured prisoners' mouths open to funnel their dysentery shits into them.
Plus, it's right on the heels of the Huegnot Wars, which killed 25% of France (World Wars were a small fraction of that). And that's not even all the wars of religion, the whole era is fucked.
And yet people still shrug and say "mistakes were made on all sides, no way Prots were the force of Antichrist."
Then again, what do you expect when one side's moral authority comes almost entirely from priests and monks who forsook their oaths and began lustful relations with nuns.
The killings, the nuns raped, the destruction of Church, a specific focus on destroying sacred art and spaces, what more do you need?
Did the Church use force? Sure. But when confronted with violence Holy Mother Church has every right to defend herself from the forces of Satan.
god isn't real larpfag
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Source?
he's a larpfag alright but not larping as a christian, but a papist
based
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conditionally based
confirmed cringe
non-europeans shit on europeans for having colonial empires but what we did to other continents is nothing compared to what we did to eachother
familiarity breeds contempt
Chinese Civil War has plenty of insanity. 1911-1950, people born during the war had time to grow into grizzled old NCOs. You got the mayhem of the Warlord Era. Crazy geography. Dams getting knocked out killing hundreds id thousands in floods. The Jap mayhem with their budget bio weapons. Spill over from the Russian Civil War, etc.
And then it goes right into the Korean War.
Everytime china decided to have a civil war or crumble under foreign invasions, they reduced at least 50% of the population
>3 kingdoms era
>5 dynasty era
>Tang civil war
>Song when they got invaded by Jin and then Mongol
>Ming when they got invaded by Qing
>Qing civil war then collapsed into warlords era
>CCP vs KMT vs japan
At one point it was believed that the An Lushan rebellion killed around 1/3 to 2/3s of the population of northern China, but that was mostly due to the way the numbers were calculated (tax figures / census, which understandably broke down somewhat as the Tang dynasty collapsed).
nah, the rebellion that came after an lushan was the real nuts one, it's generally agreed today that Huang Chao's rebellion was so destructive that even the bureaucrats and historians that would've documented this stuff were slaughtered to a man, which meant nobody could write about how bad it was
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War
Korean - Finnish hyper war
Battle of Borodino was pretty bad
Delete your message anon, merci.
Me outside a high-school parking lot
Paraguayan War of the Triple Alliance
WWII Eastern Front
Lebanese Civil War
We used to have stick wars as a kid. Basically just collect a bunch of sticks roughly baton sized. Then we stand on opposite sides of a small creek surrounded by trees and wing them at each other. Managed to dodge them all myself but my one neighbor kid was a bit chubby and slow and took a few sticks to the face and body. So yeah that.
So War of the Buttons basically.
Are we talking about sheer number dead/injured or are we talking about pure savagery of the killings/torture rape flaying people alive and skullfucking babies type shit?
there was a significant stretch of paleo history where the most common cause of death observed in human remains was being murdered by another human
people fixate on modern warfare but the stone age was tens of thousands of years of nonstop ubiquitous low intensity violence, it was Mad Max but with atl-atls and javelins and arrows
Mad Max: Furry Road
.We should designate or arrange a bit of desert or African country and make an international live firing range and everyone can go and shoot and show off all their explody things ect. This bit of Eastern Mali/Southern Algeria is pretty uninhabited. Everyone would be invited, even Greenland
Its got to be the Mongol conquests. Nonstop rapey, pillagey bloodbath for like over 100 years.
this, im 2.5 months free from nicotine and its still tearing me apart every day.
Keep it up fren, soon the cravings just become a tickle you can ignore. Try sunflower seeds. Satisfies the oral fixation.
Or you could just replace your need for nictotine and drugs with blood lust and create the most brutal conflict in human history?
20th century?
Iran-Iraq
The fact that chemical weapons were used and the casualties is like 2,000,000+ puts it up there as one of the more fucked up conflicts of the 20th century.
It’s surprising how little people know about this conflict considering it caused a massive scandal in Reagan’s administration and led to two gulf wars.
Battle of the Yarmuk
Climatic battle between the Byzantines and Arabs during the Arab conquests. It lasted 5 days.
>a 5 day long medieval battle
The Neanderthal genocide (circa 38,000bc)
Context?
Hyperborean-Finno-Korean 3rd paleowar
Holy shit
Homo-sapiens hunted and killed all the neanderthals.
The neanderthals had advanced language, funeral rites, art, clothing, complex tool usage... but we had dogs and they didn't.
Napoleonic Wars. The sheer number of casualties in each battle was like nothing ever yet seen before.
Taiping Rebellion and Ming-Qing transition were absolutely fucking bonkers.
Is there any good documentaries or movies about the 30 years war?
30 Years War. That or some chink war but bugs are worth like 1/20th a regular person so YMMV. If you're talking for the people it happened to, Paraguay lost almost its entire male population once.
ww1
me vs my toilet this morning if you know what I mean
Also me vs this guy's toilet
My basement toilet has a serious clog. I snaked it last night with a 6 foot toilet auger, no luck. I'm going to try again today since my plumber doesn't work weekends.
So the battle I'm about to have against this clog is probably going to be up there.
For the soldiers experiencing it? World War 1
Merv easy. Khans slaughtered 5% of the worlds population in a day with swords. If 350,000,000 people were killed with swords in a day in a single battle. It was the apocalypse. Another 5% enslaved, another 5% of the worlds population fled and died..the shock waves and the attack killed off 20% of humans
Or for entire war WW2. If you mean kind of series but still same conflict on and off Justinian Plague Battles. Never ending kind of skirmishes kept popping up all dealing with the plague. Humanity kept have population declined because of how constant they became until the plague waves stopped. Humanity at tmes was on the verge of nearly going extinct things were getting so bad with the plagues taking out 75%-80. percent of the smaller trading towns every year. It appears the viruses mutated towards less lethality before they really got to Rome. It was a mixture of viruses, bacteria,, climate and diet issues. This kept the ears going but it is barely kind of taught. I mean is anyone going to remember Grenada in 1500 years
I haven't injected a marijuana since late August
>War of the Triple Alliance
Paraguay gets genocided over 6 years. The surviving male population (10-25%) have to take up polygamy to repopulate
they also invited tons of europeans and had forced race mixing
so now they're mostly castizos/ mestizos that speak a weird native religion
language, I'm retarded
You post on PrepHole, that's a given
Can confirm. My girlfriend is from Paraguay. They speak Gurani, which is a very interesting language. Also Spanish. And tons of Germans there. Tourists but also descendents of colonists. Going there on Wednesday to escape the shitty European winter and sweat my balls off in 43 degree heat.
30 years war
or some obscure insane shit in asia
War of the Sexes
taiping rebellion
Pretty much any pre-modern Asian war or Bronze age war were brutal, most of them were no-quarter, rape the survivors (regardless of gender), ethnically cleanse and then salt the fields type conflicts. Even later wars like those fought by Rome could be inhumanly brutal. There are claims that the First Crusade resulted in a river-like flow of blood through the city of Jerusalem, as the Crusaders basically massacred the population within to a man.
If you're talking more modern wars, comparatively the Yugoslav wars were brutal, you had ethnic cleansing, mass rape, looting etc, although this was only brutal as it was done in Europe, in Africa that is a Tuesday. Probably for Europe though, the Spanish Civil War takes the cake.
Since nobody's brought it up, the Assyrians were probably the worst, most violent conquerors. They were terrible even by Bronze Age standards.
The Flower Wars deserve mention, the aztecs basically farmed their neighbours so they could fight them and take prisoners for ritual purposes.
Who knows, maybe the war will end and we will enter our own bronze age.
The last Roman-Sassanid war
~~*people*~~ lead communist revolution against germany in 1918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%931919
Chinese war where one guy claims he's the brother of Jesus and suddenly 100+ million Chinamen died
They also crucified one another alive and dead
Anything involving Vlad the Impaler.
The extermination of the Tasmanian Aborigines.
The shit they did in Tasmania was way beyond what you'd do to animals. Like, swinging babies by their feet into rocks, making wives wear their husbands severed heads around their necks, running mobs off a cliff, and the only survivors from the whole race were a group of sex slaves.
I mean its hard to argue abos are even humans , apparently the tasmanian ones were even worse. so I'm not sure that counts
Taiping rebellion