what is the fastest career path to get a job at groom lake?

what is the fastest career path to get a job at groom lake?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lost alien

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being a Reddit or discord mod, professional smash player, or being an even mildly successful YouTuber.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congrats anon, you are a complete victim of pavlovian conditioning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. discord mod for alinity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I pull that off, will you die?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get tech certs for advanced aerospace manufacturing, get security clearance, go work for raytheon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    janitor

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Minimum wage security goon.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Being on PrepHole
    You failed already

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody mentioning sanitation, groundskeeping, or become a local tradie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tradie
      Mate they’re American, trust me the career and employment situation there is more than a little different

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm American. Trades are facing a shortage of workers here. Granted, the retarded boomers don't make it easy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once upon a time, it was working for Wackenhut.
    Because of course we outsourced the security.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surgeon specializing in anal probing repair.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just sneak in there and once in just shake hands

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the name of that lake up in Utah or Idaho that they used to test submarine acoustics in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be Lake Pend.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Groom Lake
    >not a single fucking Anon mentions "Professional Groomer"
    This board has changed a lot.

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