What is the best legal weapon to carry in London?

In England, we have heavy restrictions in what we may carry in public, especially weapons, can any anon help me figure out what I can carry to defend against the wogs? I have been carrying a Maglite in my waistband on the trains for a while, any other good legal options?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown skin and race card

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      then how come prisons are like 99% black?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just commit that much crime

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care if the weapon is legal when using it never will be? Using no weapon wouldn't be legal.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A quintessential Londoner weapon: a bottle of sulphuric acid.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move to America, continuing to live in your communist shithole isn't worth it. Move to New Mexico, buy a shit ton of land for cheap, and homestead. You can own whatever you want, shoot in the desert all day long, it's great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Move to America
      Isn't the immigration process even for British guys really hard? Do I need to be a doctor or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No just get a work visa and don’t leave when it runs out. Stay in an east coast city and you’ll never be kicked out cuz no one cares.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >live in an east coast city
          Xhe said that xhe wanted to be able to own weapons.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just get a work visa
          it's extremely hard. And most of those are assigned to pajeets in a lottery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO just buy a ticket to Mexico city and hop the boarder and claim asylum.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          please go try this yourself and let us all know how well it works out for you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems to be working pretty fucking well considering the hordes coming in shown by footage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck no. I don’t any pussy ass bongs moving here.

      All the good Brit’s died in the wars sadly. What’s left can muhammads sock idgaf.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A passport so you can move to a place that isn't a nanny state

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a pussy that you feel the need to walk around with a weapon in England

    You live in one of the safest nations on earth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever seen London's knife crime stats?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they're extremely low. Try having a look at actual statistics instead of getting yourself wound up by 4chan screencaps

        The murder rate in London is lower than the safest rural areas of the US, you're a total pussy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >knife crime
          >murder
          Murder isn't the only type of knife crime. You're more likely to get stabbed, mugged and sexually assaulted in London than somewhere like NYC. If the metric you're going to use saying your city is safer is that you were just knifed, robbed and raped but not murdered then yes. London is a utopia then

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NYC is also extremely safe, if you feel the need to carry protection around there you're a massive pussy

            What, is a hipster going to throw a cortado at you? Grow up. IMAGINE wanting to carry around a big flashlight because you're scared of 'gang members' in ENGLAND

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >weapons are for pussies scrap like a man bitcH!!!!
              >*gets shot in the belly and wails like a girl*
              many such cases

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, they're extremely low. Try having a look at actual statistics instead of getting yourself wound up by 4chan screencaps

              The murder rate in London is lower than the safest rural areas of the US, you're a total pussy

              Imagine being such a pussy that you feel the need to walk around with a weapon in England

              You live in one of the safest nations on earth

              You are not a firearm owner so why are you on PrepHole?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                PrepHole is for weapons, not just firearms, you gun-toting idiot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you don’t support him carrying a weapon of any kind so why are you here you retarded euro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he's a gay Bong war tourist.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Half a million people have a firearm or shotgun license in the UK anon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Feel the need to carry protection
              Ok just die when you get attacked with a shank.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                You are not a firearm owner so why are you on PrepHole?

                I'm statistically safer walking through the middle of London at midnight than you are in a mutt elementary school at noon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok why dont we stop talking about statistics, we are here here to talk about weapons not about statistics after all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is what leftoid Bongs actually believe.
                Pretty sad honestly.
                t. Euro who's been both to UK and US

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nyc is extremely safe
              Lmfao, I was there for two days and accosted every other hour by panhandlers and crazies. My friend who live there was in a constant state of fear because crime happens literally all the time. You are absolutely delusional.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NYC is also extremely safe
              I dont think so, this happened near me recently.
              https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/man-dies-after-being-struck-by-subway-train-during-fight-on-platform-jackson-heights-queens/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's moron on moron crime who cares

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You live in one of the safest nations on earth
      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every place is safe until isn't. You don't need life insurance more than once, but you still have it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're 100% correct

        This is why I walk around with a motorcycle helmet on 24/7, just in case a car mounts the sidewalk. I also drag around wire to ground myself in case of lightning strike

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a country is relatively safe statistically
      >that means crimes never happen
      >it would never happen to ME
      I'm sure every person that has been the victime of robbery/rape/assault/murder used to feel that way.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in London, I have been confronted by enough blabbering violent crackheads to confirm, maybe they wont try kill you but you can get into a fight a day here by just existing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called having a reasonable threat model. You're more likely to be murdered in a rural area of the US than you are in London.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          False. London has a homicide rate of 1.54 per 100,000. Rural America has close to 0 in most places.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is it red in long standing repubblican states?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same reason people living in those states become massively racist

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why I wrote long-standing - you'd assume they would have fixed the problem with more police

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is it red in long standing repubblican states?

                The same reason people living in those states become massively racist

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then how come the only place in Maryland that is red is Baltimore?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you been to Baltimore?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, many times.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The police aren’t actually genociding nogs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rural America has close to 0 in most places.
            Only if you look at single years, since homicide rate is measured per 100k people meaning rural areas don't have enough people to take an accurate single year measurement. 1 murder in a town of 2000 every 32.5 years means you're just as likely to be killed there as in London.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's up with central Alaska?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody lives there, so it doesn't take very many murders to send the per capita rate through the roof.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes Leaking
      Hes making a mess
      what a slob

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain this then?! Why do people walk around with deadly bike wheels if England is so safe?

      https://i.imgur.com/KIomIvt.jpg

      In England, we have heavy restrictions in what we may carry in public, especially weapons, can any anon help me figure out what I can carry to defend against the wogs? I have been carrying a Maglite in my waistband on the trains for a while, any other good legal options?

      take a good look at what the local thugs carry OP. your local constabulary probably posts the weapons they've taken off the streets on their facebook page.

      This is now a UK weapon seizure thread.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time a white person was stabbed in London? No-one cares about your fat, pasty arse.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pussies absolutely seething at being exposed itt

    Imagine (imagine) being so frightened of the world that you try to defend walking around with some kind of heavy stick to fend off Brits in a safe first world country lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fend off Brits
      Yeah... "Brits"
      >in a safe first world country lmao
      Safe compared to South Africa? Sure. Safe compared to most other European countries? No. https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chart claims Russia has less crime than Canada
        [x] doubt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not an argument

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what this would look like when you take London out of the statistics

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move to a better country. Your government is violating one of your most fundamental human rights: the right to defend yourself from aggression.
    Why anybody can accept those circumstances and still choose to live in that dreary, ugly shithole is beyond me. It's self-harm.
    And yes, I have been there. London fucking sucks.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfume bottle

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judged by twelve or carried by six man, pick one.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any strides being taken in england to loosen up gun laws and let people have more modern guns and/or right to self defense with guns?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, exactly the opposite, I know this because my grandpap used to own shotguns and a collection of knives, but because he got in a verbal argument he got them taken from him.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carry any object for the intent to use it as a weapon means you’re carrying a weapon. Self defence is dead here, stop going to London.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the object in question does not fall under the category of "offensive weapon", then it would be next to impossible to prove that you were carrying it for the purposes of self defence/using it as a weapon, unless a) you admitted to it, b) had been caught using it as a weapon or c) circumstances mean that the authorities can prove beyond all reasonable doubt that you were "going equipped" to commit a crime, but there would need to be other evidence to support such a charge.

      You can however use ANY object to hand as a weapon to defend yourself, provided the level of force you use is no more than is necessary and is reasonable in the circumstance. If you have a big old mag light in your backpack (because it might get dark on your way home) and you just happen to use it to smash some knife wielding crackhead over the cannister with it, you won't be in any shit. Unless you are so stupid you boast to cops that you were carrying it for that reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you carrying a massive torch in your belt
        >uh in case it gets dark
        >doesn’t your phone have a light?
        People have been arrested for carrying maglites. It’s not worth the hassle, just use your keys.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it would go, it would be something like this
          >"Oi, m8, wus all'is wit dat bloody great torch there, innit?"
          >'Sgittin a bit on in hours in me walk o' the light n' dark!
          >"EWE WOT M8??"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GET A LIFE, BIN THAT LIGHT!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The knife drawing they use is like the worst knife ever - it's half saw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keys can be a dangerous weapon. Just die.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't we just rangeban Bongoloids from this board? They're not only noguns, but they are noweapons. They're also fucking annoying.
    Add in their bad teeth, annoying accents, shitty food, awful culture, ugly women, disgusting cities, terrible technology and more, it's clear that the only British worth a shit set off on ships in the 17th-19th century.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      english language website m80

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? The fact that this is a English-language board means we should be exposed to your gayry?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6d maglite if dark, if light then a 1lt thermos with water.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canes

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    long metal pipe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will get your ass put in the cells if you cant explain it away.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A walking cane. You'd look goofy, but no one is going to ask you why you have it.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything you carry specifically for "self-defence" is an illegal weapon, so what you want is something that you'd reasonably have on you, like a sturdy ballpoint pen, that can pull double-duty as an improvised weapon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are to scared to carry something illegal, you are to scared to fight or use weapons anyways.
      its also law of attraction. since i stopped walking around with a knife looking out for people who might want to fight me, i dont attract these people anymoe.
      get rid of ego

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep a sacrificial chud with you, they will jump on that first and you can get away

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you try to fight off a knife attacker with a torch instead of running away, you're going to fucking die.
    If you were carrying a knife, you'd still die, but you'd at least have a chance of killing the other guy first.

  22. 2 months ago
    Captain Obvious

    Either learn a martial art that addresses knife attacks or carry a ranged weapon. If you can't legally carry a ranged weapon, I'd carry a can of MACE gel spray. Good for 10'+, sticks like glue, face full of spray = they can't stabby you. But check your laws. If they don't allow MACE where you are get a can of anything from your local hardware store that shoots a 20' stream. I've hear positive and negative things about wasp spray, but something is better than nothing. Check your local laws.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasp spray
      What part of "It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling." is so hard to understand?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine going to federal prison because you sprayed bug spray in an attacker's eyes.

        • 2 months ago
          Captain Obvious

          How can he identify you if he cant see you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're the right color everything you say is the word of god.

      • 2 months ago
        Captain Obvious

        Hey Knob, this is for london, your federal rules are as useless as your ability to read.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're frightened while riding the train, just make sure you've got a tea on the go - nothing says fuck off like a faceful of boiling liquid. Or just get over it and not worry - if you don't associate with wronguns you'll be fine, stop being a fanny.

      The only martial art for dealing with a knife attack is running the fuck away and don't let anyone ever try and convince you otherwise. Dread to think how many fucking idiots have been stabbed to death with their coat wrapped around their arm or some such nonsense

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become Sheik and carry a sharp Kirpan. Also, move out
    L O N D O N
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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >religion that requires you to stay strapped
      Are Sikhs secretly based? They even have magic underwear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They always were

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >legal weapon
    I dont make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    big ass metal coffee bottle with some rubber bands for grip.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how regular people can get arrested for carrying a flashlight or a screwdriver but criminals can apparently just strut around with swords and shit with impunity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how it always is. Politicians have these wild ideas that once a policy is put in place it becomes the law of the universe and everyone will go along with it as the writer of the law intended. Obviously, if you just put out a bunch of designated lock boxes for people to voluntarily disarm themselves, they MUST do it, right? Then everyone will just freely put their weapons in the bin without incident and nobody will ever be hurt again, because nobody would ever choose to live outside the law, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that machete/sword slot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a shoop right? These gays are not actually adding sword slots to these things, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't seen the videos of gang members dueling each other with machetes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine constructing a replica Excalibur, welding flanges to it to catch on the door and the side of the slot (and far enough up the blade that it can't be fully inserted), then partially binning it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHOMSOEVER PULLETH THIS SWORD FROM THE BIN

        SHALL BE CROWNED KING OF ALL THE COUNCIL HOUSES

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muslamic ray guns, innit bruv

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was saying Islamic rape gangs. He was right.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harrow MPS keeping Londoners safe from John Wick

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was there evidence this hammer was used in a crime or something? They didn't actually ban or restrict hammers in the UK, did they?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you can't have hammers loose on the street or left abandoned where anyone could get them can you? it's a deadly weapon 'is wot it is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/QbZ5O5h.png

          At the end of the day these retards are just trying to justify their own jobs, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            waaaaat? nooo. the UK is just very peaceful and free of other crime to police. there is absolutely, positively, no other problems in the UK that would require actual policing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >accidentally leave garden shears in garden
              >coppers show up, steal them, and pat themselves on the back for saving a life.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that filename
              This is the country that created the Millwall brick.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do bong cops just spend their days raiding peoples sheds for old tools? Do they not think they’re silly when they do this?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              But what about these asian pedo gangs I keep hearing about???

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bong PrepHoleommando just trying to get a job

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              To play devil's advocate, it can still be dangerous having old tools lying around. Maybe a child could pick it up and injure themselves.

              As with all these cases, the section of the police that deals with rapist gangs isn't the same one that goes around collecting old tools from bushes. Note the "CADETS" on their vest. Besides, they're obviously looking for knives, syringes, maybe guns; but if they find some hacksaws and hammers or whatever, what are they going to do, just leave them?

              All this looks very weird for America because Britain is relatively very safe in comparison and its police are far less trigger happy. It was considered a massive failure when cops shot serial killer Raoul Moat with a taser round and it killed him on accident.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was considered a massive failure when cops shot serial killer Raoul Moat with a taser round and it killed him on accident.
                Didn’t happen and if it did it would not have been considered a massive failure. Kys.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the box of ziploc bags as evidence
              Lmao. Also what the fuck is in the big bag on the left. The one on the right looks like actual weed but the one on the left looks like grass clippings.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every time I see one of these pictures I always wonder what was the original crime that justified going in and taking this shit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they don’t spend their swat budget this year busting teenagers selling pot they can’t get an increase next year

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ability to remove non whites from a white society that has clearly been invaded with foreign invaders brought by garden gnomes. remove the garden gnomes and the non whites.

    White people don't want to live with garden gnomes or non whites in our society anymore. Times are changing 🙂

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to give a shout out to my ancestors for leaving that shitty island once and for all.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm just having fun. have some lazy OC

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, just make a chelsea brick
    Wait, do they still have newspapers over there?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if you're a chef in the UK and you need a variety of personal knives for your profession, possibly even need to transport them from your home to a restaurant or between restaurants, how does that work? Do you need permits or something to justify traveling with knives?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >.
      No because you have a legitimate reason for having them which you can prove. It's not the object, it's the intent. They have to prove that you intended to use those knives as a weapon which they can't if you are going to/from work carrying the tools of your trade in a bag or whatever

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, hypothetically, a chef or carpenter could freely carry around all kinds of lethal instruments of murder to harm or kill people without the police being able to do anything about it, is that right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, big advantage if you are an electrician or whatever because you can just have a bunch of knives and tools on your belt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again it is all about proving intent, which is hard. If the Police searched you for whatever reason and found a wrap of knives, a tool belt or even a big ass mag light then the onus would be on them to be able to demonstrate reasonable suHispanicion that you intend to use said items as a weapon. Obviously if you're a chef or a builder travelling to or from work you have nothing to worry about but if you are a 19 year old unemployed drug dealer then it would be a harder one to argue.

          I'm a ww2 reenactor in my spare time and I have frequently walked past Police Officers at military shows carrying a Garand (legally owned), as well as a fighting knife, bayonets, defused grenades etc. They don't bat an eyelid because in context I have a lawful excuse to have it. If I carried those things into a supermarket it would be a different story...

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a cane or umbrella. Not even kidding

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