What if they all got together in some shithole and played American football or something?

What if they all got together in some shithole and played American football or something? The world would instantly come to peace.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Putin body slamming RGB into a pile of dust is no longer possible, the possibility of peace passed 4 years ago

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What if they all got together in some shithole and played American football
    The Russians wouldn't know what the frick was happening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We wouldn't either, football is fricking confusing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Turn in your guns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I played football for two years in high school and still never understood the rules. I just lined up next to the other guys and then charged when the guy behind us yelled.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick, man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same

            t. weakside linebacker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I just lined up next to the other guys and then charged when the guy behind us yelled.
            I only watch football in social events after a few beers isnt that the point?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The only time these sorts of sports become entertaining to me is when I’ve been heavily drinking with mates and we just take this piss out of it at a pub, that or when women are playing since I like watching athletic women smack into each other.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gump is that you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wars aren't fought because soldiers hate one another. They're usually fought because a power is trying to shut out a rising rival.

    Even enemy soldiers have much more in common with each other than with their own county's leadership. Shared hardship bonds people like nothing else.

    There was a truce in 1914 where both sides came together and played soccer.
    The war still went on for four more years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only an american could write something so stupid

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't work.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    instantly come to peace over a Blackfied sport, got anymore bright ideas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Head of state giant robot death battles to settle international disputes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the greatest nation on earth demands your blood!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the world would be inherently better if country leaders duked it out 1v1 in a boxing ring rather than brainwashing thousands of innocent civilians into killing each other

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american with zero historical enemies tells people with century-old rivalries to 'just get alone ex de'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We defeated all of our historical enemies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, imagine not defeating your enemy after CENTURIES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH 6 GORILLION YEARS OF ENDLESS RIVALRY
      No 16 year old going off into battle in 2024 would give a shit about some random myth from 800 AD if they weren't indoctrinated to hate the teens on the other side since birth.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon... nobody outside of the US plays American football...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why they don't have a flag on the moon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football#Other_countries
      Cultural victory achieved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually last year i was in Croatia watching the world cup at a bar and when a group of guys realized I was American they all started enthusiastically talking to me about their American football club. They were really stoked I had played in high school.

      Surprised the hell out of me actually.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My idea: each side submits one and only one soldier. The solider can have anything that he can carry/wear to the arena on foot. The fight goes until one side surrenders, or dies. Achieving victory without killing can be used as a sign of mercy and compassionate intent. Great room exists for diplomatic power plays here. Incredible shows of training, individual equipment, and weaponry are possible. Diplomatic moves such as sending in an unarmed man or head of state is possible. Using the (publicized and almost certainly televised) match to bring awareness to specific issues is possible.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it would help tremendously. American and Russians could be absolute bros, and we'd be unstoppable together.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >americans and russians would be unstoppable together

      It's like saying "america and luxembourg would be unstoppable together". Well yes, they would, but it's not because of luxembourg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I see your point, in Russia's current mode.
        The thing is, if they weren't culturally garbage, if they weren't hopelessly corrupt, if they actually managed to tap into their resources for the benefit of actually developing their vast territory, if that vast territory maybe featured a real and well-maintain highway system, and so much else, then a US/Russia close alliance would unironically be unstoppable.

        So if you simply got rid of Russians, America and Russia might be able to make something happen together.

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