What if I became a United States Marine and did United States Marine stuff?

What if I became a United States Marine and did United States Marine stuff?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your back and knees would hurt. But you'd get college money. I'd say go Air Force, man.
    >t. Mreen from 2012-18 Aircrew on CH-53Es.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But marines are cool. Can you tell me about how working on the helicopters were.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But marines are cool.

        marketing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Early mornings and late nights, anon. You're mostly standing around sweating or freezing your ass off. Hardly any time left to troll for pussy. You get yelled at for the dumbest shit, like having trash in your trash can.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Have you actually been yelled at for having trash in your trash can? What do you to fix that?

          Like half of the Marines is Mexican so you'll fit in.

          You think I'd be better for learning Spanish if I join?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know about learning Spanish, man. That's all up to you. You take out the singular piece of trash anon. Then get yelled at for some dumb shit later. There's a lot of 20 year old moron Sergeants on a power trip. They'll find something, and they get off on it. It's peacetime man, you won't really be doing cool shit. So just join the Air Force, get out, and go to college.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really like 20 year olds, I'm not going to lie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No one does, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who's to say there's no twenty years olds in the air force though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I joined the usaf in 05 and spent 3 ILO deployments in Iraq as a 3po71a, explosive detection dog handler. My back, knees, and shrapnel in my body hurt. I'd fricking do it again. K9 leads the way homosexuals.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then you would just marine around being a marine trained team.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How Mexican are you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The first language of my parents and both sets of grandparents is Spanish. I have multiple relatives living in the US illegally. One of my Nanas crossed over illegally, the other was an anchor baby. I don't know a lick of Spanish though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Like half of the Marines is Mexican so you'll fit in.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then you would get fit, shoot guns, money for college, medical and retirement benefits, respect from civilians and discounts at restaurants for life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > respect from civilians
      Everyone knows only losers join the marines now and days

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Everyone knows only losers join the marines now and days
        > now and days
        Okay buddy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >respect from civilians

      For what? Reminder that sheriff Teasle was 100% right.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was in 17-21 and it was fricking awful to be combat arms during peace time. The thing is though, a lot of those non combat arms NCOs and SNCOs never grow out of their "motard" phase and make everything extra gay because they think they need to be OORAH MOTIVATED 24/7. Please, I didn't listen to anyone telling me not to join the Marines, but don't be like me. Go to the Air Force and have a sweet time and then get out. Don't buy into the fricking marketing.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'd demonstrate to the world that you have utterly failed as human being, and that the only remaing way for you was to become state paid murderer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to this guy, he's a hippie b***h and LARPs as a tough guy or some shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >LARPs as a tough guy
        That's what joining army is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but state-sanctioned murder is awesome. Haven't you ever just wanted to separate someone from this mortal coil? Even a little bit? Being part of the military (in war time) gives you that opportunity without repercussion.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Being part of the military (in war time) gives you that opportunity without repercussion.

            Except the burning in hell forever part.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >USMC is the only place to go if you want to work with the god of all helicopters, our lord and saviour Saint Huey
    feels weird man

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then you'll be a homosexual.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Quit pushing me out from under the table

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