What if I became a United States Marine and did United States Marine stuff? Posted on March 14, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor What if I became a United States Marine and did United States Marine stuff?
Your back and knees would hurt. But you'd get college money. I'd say go Air Force, man.
>t. Mreen from 2012-18 Aircrew on CH-53Es.
But marines are cool. Can you tell me about how working on the helicopters were.
>But marines are cool.
Early mornings and late nights, anon. You're mostly standing around sweating or freezing your ass off. Hardly any time left to troll for pussy. You get yelled at for the dumbest shit, like having trash in your trash can.
Have you actually been yelled at for having trash in your trash can? What do you to fix that?
You think I'd be better for learning Spanish if I join?
I don't know about learning Spanish, man. That's all up to you. You take out the singular piece of trash anon. Then get yelled at for some dumb shit later. There's a lot of 20 year old retard Sergeants on a power trip. They'll find something, and they get off on it. It's peacetime man, you won't really be doing cool shit. So just join the Air Force, get out, and go to college.
I don't really like 20 year olds, I'm not going to lie.
No one does, anon.
Who's to say there's no twenty years olds in the air force though?
I joined the usaf in 05 and spent 3 ILO deployments in Iraq as a 3po71a, explosive detection dog handler. My back, knees, and shrapnel in my body hurt. I'd fucking do it again. K9 leads the way gays.
Then you would just marine around being a marine trained team.
How Mexican are you
The first language of my parents and both sets of grandparents is Spanish. I have multiple relatives living in the US illegally. One of my Nanas crossed over illegally, the other was an anchor baby. I don't know a lick of Spanish though.
Like half of the Marines is Mexican so you'll fit in.
Then you would get fit, shoot guns, money for college, medical and retirement benefits, respect from civilians and discounts at restaurants for life.
> respect from civilians
Everyone knows only losers join the marines now and days
> Everyone knows only losers join the marines now and days
> now and days
>respect from civilians
For what? Reminder that sheriff Teasle was 100% right.
I was in 17-21 and it was fucking awful to be combat arms during peace time. The thing is though, a lot of those non combat arms NCOs and SNCOs never grow out of their "motard" phase and make everything extra gay because they think they need to be OORAH MOTIVATED 24/7. Please, I didn't listen to anyone telling me not to join the Marines, but don't be like me. Go to the Air Force and have a sweet time and then get out. Don't buy into the fucking marketing.
You'd demonstrate to the world that you have utterly failed as human being, and that the only remaing way for you was to become state paid murderer.
Don't listen to this guy, he's a hippie bitch and LARPs as a tough guy or some shit
>LARPs as a tough guy
That's what joining army is.
Yeah but state-sanctioned murder is awesome. Haven't you ever just wanted to separate someone from this mortal coil? Even a little bit? Being part of the military (in war time) gives you that opportunity without repercussion.
>Being part of the military (in war time) gives you that opportunity without repercussion.
Except the burning in hell forever part.
>USMC is the only place to go if you want to work with the god of all helicopters, our lord and saviour Saint Huey
feels weird man
Then you'll be a homosexual.
>Quit pushing me out from under the table