What gun companies would he do ads for if he was still alive?

What gun companies would he do ads for if he was still alive?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Mays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      immediately thought of kelkek. the perfect company for him to rep for.
      >HEY ITS BILLY MAYS WITH THE NEW KELTEC P50
      >THE SIMPLE AND EASY WAY TO REMOVE Black folk FROM YOUR HOUSE
      >YOUR CAR
      >YOUR GYM
      >AND ANYWHERE COONS ARE KNOWN TO CONGREGATE
      >JUST A COUPLE OF SHOTS AND THE PROBLEM IS GONE!
      >ORDER NOW AND GET AN ADDITIONAL TWO MAGAZINES ABSOLUTELY FREE.
      >A SIX GORILLION DOLLAR VALUE, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
      >AND AS A SPECIAL TV OFFER WE WILL INCLUDE A BRACE FOR THAT EXTRA ARM STABILITY FOR ONLY $39.99!!
      >DONT WAIT! GET THE KELTEC P50 AND BLAST YOUR PIGMENTED PROBLEMS AWAY!

      Not the right gun (couldn't find any good photos of a P-50 from the right angle), but it's still a Kel-Tec

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont worry anon. we appreciate the effort.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keltec

    HEY ITS BILLY MAYS HERE BACK WITH A NEW TOY BY KELTEC, A 600 OVERKILL SEMI AUTO GAS OPERATED REVOLVING RIFLE
    NOW WITH FDA APPROVED TND FRANGIBLE LEAD FREE BULLETS THAT CONTAIN BARRY THE JANITORS DNA AND DINOSAUR CUM FOR YOUR DAILY NEEDS!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      immediately thought of kelkek. the perfect company for him to rep for.
      >HEY ITS BILLY MAYS WITH THE NEW KELTEC P50
      >THE SIMPLE AND EASY WAY TO REMOVE Black folk FROM YOUR HOUSE
      >YOUR CAR
      >YOUR GYM
      >AND ANYWHERE COONS ARE KNOWN TO CONGREGATE
      >JUST A COUPLE OF SHOTS AND THE PROBLEM IS GONE!
      >ORDER NOW AND GET AN ADDITIONAL TWO MAGAZINES ABSOLUTELY FREE.
      >A SIX GORILLION DOLLAR VALUE, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
      >AND AS A SPECIAL TV OFFER WE WILL INCLUDE A BRACE FOR THAT EXTRA ARM STABILITY FOR ONLY $39.99!!
      >DONT WAIT! GET THE KELTEC P50 AND BLAST YOUR PIGMENTED PROBLEMS AWAY!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hell, AI could make some interesting fake KelTec AD voiceovers. But there's something special about shitty sentence-mixing like old YTPs used to do.

        post the best billy Mays YTP

        The only one I can think of is "Big Shitty Sliders".

        Have this classic as well:

        Is this the sham wow guy?

        >is billy mays the shamwow guy?
        anon I refer you to this image

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DONT WAIT! GET THE KELTEC P50 AND BLAST YOUR PIGMENTED PROBLEMS AWAY!
        Fricking zased

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DONT WAIT! GET THE KELTEC P50 AND BLAST YOUR PIGMENTED PROBLEMS AWAY!

        But what if the Black folk are the wrong color (Russian)?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ai voice over please.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ai voice over please.
          Sentence mixing or bust. AI is for indians and dipshits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the cocaine references are too obvious not to capitalize on it. KELTEC would probably embrace it and run with him into the future too.

      What could've been...poor Billy...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of them

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post the best billy Mays YTP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some of my favourites

      ?si=kPh28sAZWU78AvXv

      ?si=ESabEsqdtjhJc8wS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A classic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like this YTPMV. Almost forgot about this one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a classic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Mays here, With the Taurus Curve. Look at this gay little thing. You can keep it in your purse. You can shove it up your ass. The ladies love it. Look, prison pocket. No printing. If you act now you can get it for the low low price of $299,99 and if you call in the next 15 minutes we’ll knock $20 off that price with 4 easy payments of $99.95 call now operators are standing by

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll take two

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I oxycleaned my huxwrx?! *shoots at IPSC covering it in nasty gunk*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the sham wow guy?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keltec
    >but wait there's more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We’re DOUBLING this offer. Buy a KSG now and it will have TWO magazine tubes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayser... get it? Cuz Mauser... ah, you don't get it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keltec and they would pay him in cocaine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Colt

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A blast from the past:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oddly I've seen all of The GMod Idiot Box and never saw that before. Also that reminded me of this video:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Idiots of Garrys Mod
        >16 year old
        why am I so old brehs
        2008 was just a week ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ever watch The Idiots of GMod? Man, now that I start watching it, I think that was the first time I heard Basement Jaxx.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I watched it when it came out and later the second part, I was pretty heavily into the early TF2/Gmod/SourceMOD community.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It feels like a long time ago for me tbh

          t. 30

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would Vince Offer be a zip22 or a thunderstruck 22mag revolver shill? I think him and Billy should have a duel.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I asked ChatGPT to write a gun ad in the style of Billy Mays:

    >Introducing the GunMaster 5000!

    >Are you tired of flimsy firearms that just don't pack a punch? Well, say hello to your new best friend – the GunMaster 5000! It's not just a gun, it's a revolution in firepower!

    >With its state-of-the-art design, the GunMaster 5000 delivers unparalleled accuracy and precision every time you pull the trigger. Say goodbye to missed shots and hello to hitting your mark with ease!

    >Need firepower fast? No problem! The GunMaster 5000 features rapid-fire technology that'll have you unloading rounds quicker than ever before. It's perfect for intense situations where every second counts!

    >Worried about safety? Don't be! The GunMaster 5000 comes with built-in safety features to ensure responsible handling. Plus, its durable construction means it'll withstand whatever you throw at it!

    >Whether you're a seasoned marksman or just starting out, the GunMaster 5000 is the ultimate weapon for any situation. Get yours today and experience the power of the GunMaster 5000! But wait, there's more! Order now and we'll throw in a FREE holster for easy carrying! Call now!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...and as expected it's incredibly boring and generic. thanks for nothing, anon

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SHITTIN' ME?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A fricking Billy Mays thread on /k/
    This board has gone to shit but sometimes its still good.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh shid actually nice x2

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=F6ico4dhZe3PQrA_

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Call right now, and I'll rape you with onions! A $20 value, free. Just pay for the onions. So take the wiener out of your mouth, and order right now!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >gee I wonder what's on /k/ right now
    >Billy Mays YTP thread on the top of the board
    Gonna be an interesting day.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remington

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KABOOM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >kaboom
      >not a glock

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kaboom is when you're trying to ease the hammer down before you go to bed but then your thumb slips.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But what gun companies would Vince do ads for?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mean the bee bazooka isn't a real gun?

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