what food would make the best weapon?

what food would make the best weapon?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chipotle

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pure lethality?
    probably fugu

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Botulism, cleverly disguised as food.

    Or six canned foods bundled up with a stick and a grenade.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cow dairy products since non-whites are all massively lactose intolerant

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything cooked by third worlders who don’t use toilet paper or wash their hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who needs toilet paper when you have a poop knife and a left hand

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    letting your pet become a chonker isn't funny. it's animal abuse

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably a frozen chunk of meat

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    waffle house chili about 8 hours later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      waffle house anything because it entails that the 13/50 will inevitably be involved

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard a woman once stabbed her husband to death with a wedge of parmesan cheese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it was genuine parmigiano imported from Italy she wasted a damn good cheese.
      t. Italian (it goes great on pasta)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarven bread.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    banana peel

    • 2 years ago
      Vladimir Putin

      Banan?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The food I cook for dinner because it's the bomb

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A biface knapped from 24 month aged Sbrinz would be lethal.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make a makeshift concrete bomb by dropping a humongous hardtack cracker from a plane

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A landmine cleverly disguised as a homemade pie
    >This isn't homemade, this was made in a factory, a bomb factory, it's a bomb

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make way for the correct answer.

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