What do you think of Paranoid Schizophrenic Simulator?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needs people shaped targets for 3. I don't give a frick if the dev wants to insist on simulating defensive shooting against surreal robot enemies, I want to shoot at shit that stands on two legs and wields weapons with two arms, legs, and hands with opposable thumbs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      por que no los dos?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Makes it obvious why every story about quickdraw cowboys from the old west always blew their dicks off in every duel.
    If you draw your gun too quickly, you will always blow your dick off. No exceptions. Gun goes to fast, peepee go bye bye.
    It's a well-known fact that Billy the Kid lost his dick at 16 after his first duel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >baww why do I get punished for not having my safety on
      post guns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he carrys with the safety on
        Lmfao do you carry with an empty chamber too?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't carry at all

          He has no guns

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they made a really cool gun sim and then forgot to give it fun gameplay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, came in to say this. The interesting gimmick is utterly wasted on a completely pointless and boring game

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the first one is better imho, visually & gameplay wise, i also like the lore better that whats shown in 2
    just wish the workshop was updated more & for it to have VR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neat concept and handling but dumb execution.

      qft

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if they took the control scheme of his and put it in something like a zombie game, I think it'd probably be one of my favorite games of all time

    I'd kill to fumble around with my gun trying to clear a jam while zombie dogs are trying to eat my knees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this, guy could've made the laziest shit zombie survival game with that gunplay and it probably would've gone viral but instead he used gay boring ass drones and nobody cares. There's so much potential there it almost makes me want to learn gamedev so I can cash in.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more "hand" guns, not just handguns, but guns you could fire one-handed
    >basic accessories that randomize
    >different calibers for extra challenge
    >more drone types, especially ones that are mobile
    >traps and alarms
    >environment chunks(?) you could enter in all six directions
    >maybe a basic health system
    >less new age shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>>less new age shit
      the EXPAND YER MIND BRAH shit is baked into the lore at this point. If you're not down for the yoga schizo stuff you might as well make your own gunsim game, it's not going away any more than the stupid psychic DNA shit is going away from Assassin's Creed.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not cruelty squad

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone every actually gotten all 11 tapes?
    best i got was 10, and then i average 5 before getting got
    most times i get shat out by like 5 drones at once, but sometimes i get sniped by a turret from a 1 inch peek or a bad turn
    still prefer the revolver for most cases though

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *BEEP*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute doggy 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OH FRICK

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bzzzz
    I hate drones

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid boring ass enemies and annoying un-subtle "le media bad" "story." The cool gun mechanics are completely wasted on this shit game. Glad I pirated it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get desert eagle
    >unload magazines
    >only breach load
    ez

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A cool premise hobbled by the fact they forgot to add fun gameplay. If I just wanted to fumble around with a gun I would do dry fire drills blindfolded.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Read P226 description
    >Operator, Tier-one
    >Why tf would you use a revolver
    >Read .38 Model 10 description
    >Simple, reliable
    >Why tf would you use a semi-auto
    Both guns shit on each other forever in the lore

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