>find young tree with branches >cut down >??? >profit
its a fricking mystery ohummuh
fricking who knows
its a mystery more than night sky
frick i dont know
i hope you have so many kids
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wat sort tree this
Cannot find one with many branch
2 years ago
Anonymous
pinus :-----D
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ahhh. Grug brb need find tree and have discussion with grugger-in-law
Yes. Do you think if you stab a hole in someone’s chest they can keep walking down the shaft and bonk you? Stopping them depends on where they get stabbed but it’s very doable
I don’t think they can keep walking towards you try the stab
But I also don’t think one stab wound stops a man in his tracks
And I do think one good hit from a club does
And I think I wouldn’t take those odds, ever
2 years ago
Anonymous
Got it. A solid blow to the head with a club would stop you quicker. However it’s harder to land a solid blow on the head than it is to get a stab wound in the chest. Slightly turning your head, ducking, stepping in any direction, etc can all make a swing turn into a glancing blow. Hitting someone’s shoulder instead of their head would still fricking hurt but it’s not crippling to the same degree a hole in your lungs would be. There’s a reason everyone used spears.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think spears are better in formation. But they don’t seem to me like an easy win against clubs in 1v1
2 years ago
Anonymous
They are
The guy who runs the channel is homosexual but the content in this is good
2 years ago
Anonymous
I watched the whole thing. Now, serious opinion: I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all. It’s clear that you need extreme sharpness and penetrating force to even do any damage and to actually neutralize a guy before he hits you I’m certain you need metal or to get really, really lucky. So many guys manage to sidestep the spear or the blows are only glancing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think you severely underestimate how sharp a stone spearhead can be.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all.
Actual history and actual warfare prove you wrong. People killed animals with wooden and stone spears. Quite successfully. Why do you think they can’t hurt a person?
The one consistent theme throughout eras in fighting and war is that range is an advantage. If you can hit the other guy before he hits you, you have an edge. It’s why gun beats knife. It’s why spear beats sword. It’s why long armed boxers tend to do better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They can hurt a person. But if you don’t neutralize him before he gets to you with the stick you’re done for. I don’t think they’re dominant enough. It’s too close to call for me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>don’t think they’re dominant enough
Well you’re wrong considering how many people and large animals have been killed by them
2 years ago
Anonymous
Non-sequitur
2 years ago
Anonymous
>can this tool that makes a hole in your chest kill things? >yes, look at all these examples >no those don’t work
Look I get your opinion is different than mine. That’s fine. I have a different opinion. But a big wooden club isn’t better than a wooden spear. A rock on a stick is inferior to a sharpened pointy rock on a stick. Humans literally had to test this and they universally decided on pointy stick
2 years ago
Anonymous
That wasn’t my point. In a 1v1 whoever neutralizes opponent faster wins. Spears are really really god - for formations and group efforts and when they are made of really sharp metal.
With a paleolithic spear, you just can’t do enough grievous harm half the time before he gets to you with his club and finishes the fight. You can literally see this in the video the other guy linked. Many, many people manage to close in without being struck at all. Many other strikes are only glancing.
javelins just don’t outclass clubsenough. It gives you a slight edge, sometimes, if you’re very good with it. Put two unskilled people with cloud and javelin against each other, club guy has an almost equal chance. >muh history
You’re talking about different weapons, used in different situations, against different enemies. In 1v1 fighting, a sharp stick just isn’t fatal enough in short term.
>be Grug chilling with homosexual sapien bros >made to guard settlement entrance during nighttime >wise man gave me weird headed spear pic related with long rope tied to the head >says he wants me to use it for hunting mammoth >Grug thinks idea is stupid, mammoths too strong >One night I hear the traps go off >Neanderthal hunting party has come trying to take the women >Shout that enemies have arrived, whole tribe wakes up >Nearly shit my loincloth, grabbed weird spear instead of my trusty Levallois spear >stabbed a Neanderthal, tried to pull away but the shaft breaks off with the head stuck inside >Now have an uppity Neanderthal attached to a rope >Pull on rope hard and the enemy falls down >Fellow homosexual sapien disarms and wrestles him and we use the rope to tie him up
Now what to do with Neanderthal? He is going to die in a few hours, do I frick his ass?
>He is going to die in a few hours, do I frick his ass?
No bother.
Or hornblower grugs will come take-release neanderthal and tie up good grug instead. Better that grug kill neanderthal, say "he come for me like mammoth!".
Yes if you catch him solidly with the thrust to stop him. If you're gay about it and try limp pool que strikes while moving backwards it's easier for him to knock the point out the way and get past it, or grab the haft himself, then you're probably fricked
>Trader wants one she-goat for pic related >Pick it up to fingerfrick it, gently run my thumb on the edge >So sharp that it bit my thumb and drew blood without me noticing
Is this worth the trade or should I stick with flint?
Black rock super sharp make big difference. Kill gruglets in other cave get more thing to trade for more black rock. Do this until no more gruglets. Sex all woman. Begin Neolithic
Black rock super sharp make big difference. Kill gruglets in other cave get more thing to trade for more black rock. Do this until no more gruglets. Sex all woman. Begin Neolithic
Grug see white man come across ocean on wooden water house. He show grug metal poker. Grug want poker and boomstick. Grug not sure what do about bow and arrow and club.
spear for poking since the fight is on one axis in a tunnel.
small knapped knife, since swinging longer weapons is not possible unless you're Daddy Waaaarghbucks and live in prime real estate.
spear overall better because this is probably smilodon/bear defense and you can get multiple people stacking points, unlike multiple clubbers falling over each other.
despite what the baby volcanoers say - bigger club is not better club. "hurr i carry stump because they dont sell tree". You get branch that fits comfortable in hand - maybe wrap handle in fur to lessen felt impact. It needs to be heavy enough to hurt but concussion swing is myth and swing placement everything.
These inferior scum are dumber and weaker than us, but in a few winters they'll outnumber us. Do we try to kill them all or kill just the men and frick their women? I love me some petite homosexual sapien pussy, they're so much better at pleasing wiener than our own women.
Grugs only kill men. We only breed suitable, thicc, fertile looking, Gruglettes. Big mommy milkers and big birthing hips.
Frail thin Gruglettes serv as slaves and wet nurse.
>Stay in cave >Make stronk spirit >Communicate on wall >Live when moon is up >Swing own grug club to cave painting >homosexual sapiens grug is dumdum and take club away on fear >homosexual sapiens no can protect cave and tribe
Neanderthal know more than take club away from free grug
Neanderthal think help people with spirit problem better help against cave clubbing than take club away
Hookler & Grock best pointy sticks, best bendy sticks throw small sticks, best rocks. Give many shelles for each. Village safe, many wives, many cave paintings of Hookler & Grock sticks, rocks and bendy sticks.
that good club. krullug use to stun first wife and take back to cave for breed. we happy many moons until wife die of fifth childbirth. such is life. maybe dig up club again for stun another wife girl.
Hello fellow Sapiens! Don't mind me. I just listen to fellow Sapiens talk weapons. Hehe... Just carry on. I Sapiens like you. I hope no other Erec... I mean I hope no Erectus here.
Despite your big brains you Neanderthalensis homosexuals never figured out bows. Your big muscles are useless if I can just shoot you from a hundred paces. We also outnumber you, your introverted brains can't handle big tribe sizes.
Serious question, is it a good idea to carry a flint knife to sneak past metal detectors. Imagine a Black person mugger getting unga bunga'd by stone age tech lmao
Six long nose die in smoke hut
Grug think too many
Why soot grug move in snow grug tribe make snow grug cave stronger but not long nose cave?
Club is grug right.
Ash club best club for strong but not heavy like oak or swell like beech. Cavewoman tell you burn ash for soap and smell nice, no listen cavewoman, good club more important
Walnut best wood for club, can also eat nuts very tasty. Round belly long handle best for knock back but swing slow. Small handle cylinder belly good for quick swing but make less bonk. Cone shape best compromise.
stupid ug, long stick same stopping power with longer range
long stick will break after one use
not good.
>ugga dugga doesn't know about the hardening
nosticks get off my board
first rock best rock
first carving best carving
>S00GA
Long pointy club is best club
no body NEEDS a metal tip
>metal
what that? shiny rock?
nobody NEEDS a shiny tip
grug dont listen to long-nose
nobody HAS a long nose
>t long nose haver
>t. lives in food payer cave
It’s not the tablet of NEEDS
Grulug has bendy stick that throws small sticks
Bendy stick that throws small sticks is just too complicated and require too much maintenance
Grulug keep back up plan, throwing sticks is good first idea
How make this
>find young tree with branches
>cut down
>???
>profit
its a fricking mystery ohummuh
fricking who knows
its a mystery more than night sky
frick i dont know
i hope you have so many kids
Wat sort tree this
Cannot find one with many branch
pinus :-----D
Ahhh. Grug brb need find tree and have discussion with grugger-in-law
ATC will club your dog.
Oog uses spinny rock and string. Never runs out of ammo
Grass Hut tribe has advanced on Cave!?
Must repel grass hut tribe! Need find own caves!
sharp rock paddle club best
>black rock club cost most shells, so must be best club
Me never use one, you never use one. Wood club just as good.
Grug like slap chop
Sharp rock stop sharp fast
sharp rock cost ten rock to replace
sharp rock paddle club not worth it
Is still good paddle even with sharp rock broke
*coughs in spanish*
Club sucks, pointy stick is always better than club.
Can you actually neutralize, using a spear, someone coming straight at you with a club before he smacks your head? Especially with no metal
Yes. Do you think if you stab a hole in someone’s chest they can keep walking down the shaft and bonk you? Stopping them depends on where they get stabbed but it’s very doable
Obv I don’t think that but my feeling is a club is kinda one shot kill while a javelin takes another sidearm at least otherwise the guy gets you
I should correct that. Not one shot kill but once you land a hit with the club I think resistance is greatly reduced
>Obv I don’t think
>but yes I think it takes something else to finish him off
???
I don’t think they can keep walking towards you try the stab
But I also don’t think one stab wound stops a man in his tracks
And I do think one good hit from a club does
And I think I wouldn’t take those odds, ever
Got it. A solid blow to the head with a club would stop you quicker. However it’s harder to land a solid blow on the head than it is to get a stab wound in the chest. Slightly turning your head, ducking, stepping in any direction, etc can all make a swing turn into a glancing blow. Hitting someone’s shoulder instead of their head would still fricking hurt but it’s not crippling to the same degree a hole in your lungs would be. There’s a reason everyone used spears.
I think spears are better in formation. But they don’t seem to me like an easy win against clubs in 1v1
They are
The guy who runs the channel is homosexual but the content in this is good
I watched the whole thing. Now, serious opinion: I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all. It’s clear that you need extreme sharpness and penetrating force to even do any damage and to actually neutralize a guy before he hits you I’m certain you need metal or to get really, really lucky. So many guys manage to sidestep the spear or the blows are only glancing.
I think you severely underestimate how sharp a stone spearhead can be.
>I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all.
Actual history and actual warfare prove you wrong. People killed animals with wooden and stone spears. Quite successfully. Why do you think they can’t hurt a person?
The one consistent theme throughout eras in fighting and war is that range is an advantage. If you can hit the other guy before he hits you, you have an edge. It’s why gun beats knife. It’s why spear beats sword. It’s why long armed boxers tend to do better.
They can hurt a person. But if you don’t neutralize him before he gets to you with the stick you’re done for. I don’t think they’re dominant enough. It’s too close to call for me.
>don’t think they’re dominant enough
Well you’re wrong considering how many people and large animals have been killed by them
Non-sequitur
>can this tool that makes a hole in your chest kill things?
>yes, look at all these examples
>no those don’t work
Look I get your opinion is different than mine. That’s fine. I have a different opinion. But a big wooden club isn’t better than a wooden spear. A rock on a stick is inferior to a sharpened pointy rock on a stick. Humans literally had to test this and they universally decided on pointy stick
That wasn’t my point. In a 1v1 whoever neutralizes opponent faster wins. Spears are really really god - for formations and group efforts and when they are made of really sharp metal.
With a paleolithic spear, you just can’t do enough grievous harm half the time before he gets to you with his club and finishes the fight. You can literally see this in the video the other guy linked. Many, many people manage to close in without being struck at all. Many other strikes are only glancing.
javelins just don’t outclass clubsenough. It gives you a slight edge, sometimes, if you’re very good with it. Put two unskilled people with cloud and javelin against each other, club guy has an almost equal chance.
>muh history
You’re talking about different weapons, used in different situations, against different enemies. In 1v1 fighting, a sharp stick just isn’t fatal enough in short term.
If spear is long enough
>be Grug chilling with homosexual sapien bros
>made to guard settlement entrance during nighttime
>wise man gave me weird headed spear pic related with long rope tied to the head
>says he wants me to use it for hunting mammoth
>Grug thinks idea is stupid, mammoths too strong
>One night I hear the traps go off
>Neanderthal hunting party has come trying to take the women
>Shout that enemies have arrived, whole tribe wakes up
>Nearly shit my loincloth, grabbed weird spear instead of my trusty Levallois spear
>stabbed a Neanderthal, tried to pull away but the shaft breaks off with the head stuck inside
>Now have an uppity Neanderthal attached to a rope
>Pull on rope hard and the enemy falls down
>Fellow homosexual sapien disarms and wrestles him and we use the rope to tie him up
Now what to do with Neanderthal? He is going to die in a few hours, do I frick his ass?
how that question
definitely grug his cave
Yes, you now need to grugbreak his ass
>He is going to die in a few hours, do I frick his ass?
No bother.
Or hornblower grugs will come take-release neanderthal and tie up good grug instead. Better that grug kill neanderthal, say "he come for me like mammoth!".
Cave drawing no related. Me favorite club.
Yes if you catch him solidly with the thrust to stop him. If you're gay about it and try limp pool que strikes while moving backwards it's easier for him to knock the point out the way and get past it, or grab the haft himself, then you're probably fricked
faster and lighter club is superior to slow heavy.
i can hit you twice as many times with a lighter club. stopping power is a meme.
you are too weak for big club, so you get a small club to compensate.
Lift rocks more
Club no good. Make crave drawings with night walkers. No want for berries or fresh kill, eat beetles
WILL NOT EAT BEETLE
why sleep cave?
make warm place outside, throw curved stick at intruders
very glad no loud bang bang stick, that would SUCK
>throw stick
>miss
>no come back because tree
>invader rape eyeholes of all grug family
skill issue
>throw stick
>invader duck
>raep
aim meat club
Easy.
Fire Poo stick > Fire stick > Poo stick > sticky stick.
>Trader wants one she-goat for pic related
>Pick it up to fingerfrick it, gently run my thumb on the edge
>So sharp that it bit my thumb and drew blood without me noticing
Is this worth the trade or should I stick with flint?
Black sharp rock very sharp, yes, but breaks easily
Black rock super sharp make big difference. Kill gruglets in other cave get more thing to trade for more black rock. Do this until no more gruglets. Sex all woman. Begin Neolithic
Based Grug is based. Sex all women, start new and smarter tribes.
What should Grug do with Nubian goddess Gruglettes?
this
no listen black rock industrial complex
go away longnose
>t. Mom sexed by grug
Grug see white man come across ocean on wooden water house. He show grug metal poker. Grug want poker and boomstick. Grug not sure what do about bow and arrow and club.
THREAD THEME:
spear for poking since the fight is on one axis in a tunnel.
small knapped knife, since swinging longer weapons is not possible unless you're Daddy Waaaarghbucks and live in prime real estate.
spear overall better because this is probably smilodon/bear defense and you can get multiple people stacking points, unlike multiple clubbers falling over each other.
considering my shitty day at work, this made me laugh far harder than i should have.
+1 to you, good netizen. spend it in good health.
Fricking newbie tourist not know who Grug is. Must go back to Redcave.
Fricking namegay talk shit to newbie
me throw stone, dont need club
stone win two tribal wars
me use handheld stone because no can lift boulder heheheh
ROGG is best
despite what the baby volcanoers say - bigger club is not better club. "hurr i carry stump because they dont sell tree". You get branch that fits comfortable in hand - maybe wrap handle in fur to lessen felt impact. It needs to be heavy enough to hurt but concussion swing is myth and swing placement everything.
prefer bow or pointy stick over club though.
Fellow Neanderthals, how do we deal with the homosexual sapien menace?
>Small
>Weak
>Dumb
>Breeds quickly
>Bigger tribes, fricking extroverts
These inferior scum are dumber and weaker than us, but in a few winters they'll outnumber us. Do we try to kill them all or kill just the men and frick their women? I love me some petite homosexual sapien pussy, they're so much better at pleasing wiener than our own women.
Yes, take their women. homosexual sapiens love big Neanderthal wiener, let's breed them out of existence
>which is their red hair
Neanderthals only had black hair and dark brown eyes.
sauce?
Filename, Black person.
HOMOsapien = redbrick
Neanderthal = 4chunk
Grugs only kill men. We only breed suitable, thicc, fertile looking, Gruglettes. Big mommy milkers and big birthing hips.
Frail thin Gruglettes serv as slaves and wet nurse.
>Stay in cave
>Make stronk spirit
>Communicate on wall
>Live when moon is up
>Swing own grug club to cave painting
>homosexual sapiens grug is dumdum and take club away on fear
>homosexual sapiens no can protect cave and tribe
Neanderthal know more than take club away from free grug
Neanderthal think help people with spirit problem better help against cave clubbing than take club away
My dick
Rock 19 for EDC personal defense
Otherwise sharp rock on a stick is meta for hunting and war
symba did nothing wrong
Hookler & Grock best pointy sticks, best bendy sticks throw small sticks, best rocks. Give many shelles for each. Village safe, many wives, many cave paintings of Hookler & Grock sticks, rocks and bendy sticks.
that good club. krullug use to stun first wife and take back to cave for breed. we happy many moons until wife die of fifth childbirth. such is life. maybe dig up club again for stun another wife girl.
Hello fellow Sapiens! Don't mind me. I just listen to fellow Sapiens talk weapons. Hehe... Just carry on. I Sapiens like you. I hope no other Erec... I mean I hope no Erectus here.
Me forgot cave painting.
Neanderthalensis here, I hate every single one of you. Kneel to my superior brain and body size you lesser hominids. We are the master race.
Lollll shut up gay. Neanderthal qts love muh BSC (big Sapiens wiener). Cope and trepan more, Neandercuck.
Despite your big brains you Neanderthalensis homosexuals never figured out bows. Your big muscles are useless if I can just shoot you from a hundred paces. We also outnumber you, your introverted brains can't handle big tribe sizes.
Bronze Age halberds. Imagine a club but with a bronze dagger on the end you can peck people with
Just made this for my friend Ötzi, just in time before he leaves for long trip. Do you think he'll like it? Hope he'll come back, he's a good friend.
Frick Black folk
Serious question, is it a good idea to carry a flint knife to sneak past metal detectors. Imagine a Black person mugger getting unga bunga'd by stone age tech lmao
Nobody need club or pointy stick just call to tribe warrior for helping
Six long nose die in smoke hut
Grug think too many
Why soot grug move in snow grug tribe make snow grug cave stronger but not long nose cave?
Club is grug right.
post breeder / cutter / club
All these rocks-in-heads argue about hit or poke better
Grug trade fat canoe tribe for stick that do both
Ash club best club for strong but not heavy like oak or swell like beech. Cavewoman tell you burn ash for soap and smell nice, no listen cavewoman, good club more important
Walnut best wood for club, can also eat nuts very tasty. Round belly long handle best for knock back but swing slow. Small handle cylinder belly good for quick swing but make less bonk. Cone shape best compromise.