What club is the best for cave defense?

What club is the best for cave defense?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid ug, long stick same stopping power with longer range

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      long stick will break after one use
      not good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ugga dugga doesn't know about the hardening
        nosticks get off my board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first rock best rock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first carving best carving
      >S00GA

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long pointy club is best club

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no body NEEDS a metal tip

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >metal
        what that? shiny rock?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nobody NEEDS a shiny tip

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            grug dont listen to long-nose

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nobody HAS a long nose

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t long nose haver

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. lives in food payer cave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not the tablet of NEEDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grulug has bendy stick that throws small sticks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bendy stick that throws small sticks is just too complicated and require too much maintenance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grulug keep back up plan, throwing sticks is good first idea

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How make this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >find young tree with branches
              >cut down
              >???
              >profit
              its a fucking mystery ohummuh
              fucking who knows
              its a mystery more than night sky
              fuck i dont know
              i hope you have so many kids

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wat sort tree this

                Cannot find one with many branch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pinus :-----D

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ahhh. Grug brb need find tree and have discussion with grugger-in-law

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ATC will club your dog.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bendy stick that throws small sticks is just too complicated and require too much maintenance

        Oog uses spinny rock and string. Never runs out of ammo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grass Hut tribe has advanced on Cave!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must repel grass hut tribe! Need find own caves!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sharp rock paddle club best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black rock club cost most shells, so must be best club
      Me never use one, you never use one. Wood club just as good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grug like slap chop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sharp rock stop sharp fast
      sharp rock cost ten rock to replace
      sharp rock paddle club not worth it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is still good paddle even with sharp rock broke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *coughs in spanish*

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Club sucks, pointy stick is always better than club.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you actually neutralize, using a spear, someone coming straight at you with a club before he smacks your head? Especially with no metal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Do you think if you stab a hole in someone’s chest they can keep walking down the shaft and bonk you? Stopping them depends on where they get stabbed but it’s very doable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obv I don’t think that but my feeling is a club is kinda one shot kill while a javelin takes another sidearm at least otherwise the guy gets you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I should correct that. Not one shot kill but once you land a hit with the club I think resistance is greatly reduced

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Obv I don’t think
            >but yes I think it takes something else to finish him off
            ???

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think they can keep walking towards you try the stab
              But I also don’t think one stab wound stops a man in his tracks
              And I do think one good hit from a club does
              And I think I wouldn’t take those odds, ever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got it. A solid blow to the head with a club would stop you quicker. However it’s harder to land a solid blow on the head than it is to get a stab wound in the chest. Slightly turning your head, ducking, stepping in any direction, etc can all make a swing turn into a glancing blow. Hitting someone’s shoulder instead of their head would still fucking hurt but it’s not crippling to the same degree a hole in your lungs would be. There’s a reason everyone used spears.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think spears are better in formation. But they don’t seem to me like an easy win against clubs in 1v1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are

                The guy who runs the channel is faggy but the content in this is good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I watched the whole thing. Now, serious opinion: I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all. It’s clear that you need extreme sharpness and penetrating force to even do any damage and to actually neutralize a guy before he hits you I’m certain you need metal or to get really, really lucky. So many guys manage to sidestep the spear or the blows are only glancing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you severely underestimate how sharp a stone spearhead can be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m fully convinced after watching this that a non-metal javelin can’t stop a charging man with a club, at all.
                Actual history and actual warfare prove you wrong. People killed animals with wooden and stone spears. Quite successfully. Why do you think they can’t hurt a person?

                The one consistent theme throughout eras in fighting and war is that range is an advantage. If you can hit the other guy before he hits you, you have an edge. It’s why gun beats knife. It’s why spear beats sword. It’s why long armed boxers tend to do better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They can hurt a person. But if you don’t neutralize him before he gets to you with the stick you’re done for. I don’t think they’re dominant enough. It’s too close to call for me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don’t think they’re dominant enough
                Well you’re wrong considering how many people and large animals have been killed by them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Non-sequitur

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can this tool that makes a hole in your chest kill things?
                >yes, look at all these examples
                >no those don’t work
                Look I get your opinion is different than mine. That’s fine. I have a different opinion. But a big wooden club isn’t better than a wooden spear. A rock on a stick is inferior to a sharpened pointy rock on a stick. Humans literally had to test this and they universally decided on pointy stick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn’t my point. In a 1v1 whoever neutralizes opponent faster wins. Spears are really really god - for formations and group efforts and when they are made of really sharp metal.

                With a paleolithic spear, you just can’t do enough grievous harm half the time before he gets to you with his club and finishes the fight. You can literally see this in the video the other guy linked. Many, many people manage to close in without being struck at all. Many other strikes are only glancing.

                javelins just don’t outclass clubsenough. It gives you a slight edge, sometimes, if you’re very good with it. Put two unskilled people with cloud and javelin against each other, club guy has an almost equal chance.
                >muh history
                You’re talking about different weapons, used in different situations, against different enemies. In 1v1 fighting, a sharp stick just isn’t fatal enough in short term.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If spear is long enough

        >be Grug chilling with Homo sapien bros
        >made to guard settlement entrance during nighttime
        >wise man gave me weird headed spear pic related with long rope tied to the head
        >says he wants me to use it for hunting mammoth
        >Grug thinks idea is stupid, mammoths too strong
        >One night I hear the traps go off
        >Neanderthal hunting party has come trying to take the women
        >Shout that enemies have arrived, whole tribe wakes up
        >Nearly shit my loincloth, grabbed weird spear instead of my trusty Levallois spear
        >stabbed a Neanderthal, tried to pull away but the shaft breaks off with the head stuck inside
        >Now have an uppity Neanderthal attached to a rope
        >Pull on rope hard and the enemy falls down
        >Fellow Homo sapien disarms and wrestles him and we use the rope to tie him up

        Now what to do with Neanderthal? He is going to die in a few hours, do I fuck his ass?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how that question

          definitely grug his cave

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you now need to grugbreak his ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He is going to die in a few hours, do I fuck his ass?
          No bother.
          Or hornblower grugs will come take-release neanderthal and tie up good grug instead. Better that grug kill neanderthal, say "he come for me like mammoth!".

          Cave drawing no related. Me favorite club.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes if you catch him solidly with the thrust to stop him. If you're gay about it and try limp pool que strikes while moving backwards it's easier for him to knock the point out the way and get past it, or grab the haft himself, then you're probably fucked

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    faster and lighter club is superior to slow heavy.
    i can hit you twice as many times with a lighter club. stopping power is a meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are too weak for big club, so you get a small club to compensate.
      Lift rocks more

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Club no good. Make crave drawings with night walkers. No want for berries or fresh kill, eat beetles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WILL NOT EAT BEETLE

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why sleep cave?
    make warm place outside, throw curved stick at intruders
    very glad no loud bang bang stick, that would SUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >throw stick
      >miss
      >no come back because tree
      >invader rape eyeholes of all grug family

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >throw stick
          >invader duck
          >raep

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            aim meat club

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy.

    Fire Poo stick > Fire stick > Poo stick > sticky stick.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trader wants one she-goat for pic related
    >Pick it up to fingerfuck it, gently run my thumb on the edge
    >So sharp that it bit my thumb and drew blood without me noticing

    Is this worth the trade or should I stick with flint?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black sharp rock very sharp, yes, but breaks easily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black rock super sharp make big difference. Kill gruglets in other cave get more thing to trade for more black rock. Do this until no more gruglets. Sex all woman. Begin Neolithic

        • 3 weeks ago
          BigC

          Based Grug is based. Sex all women, start new and smarter tribes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What should Grug do with Nubian goddess Gruglettes?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        no listen black rock industrial complex

        Black rock super sharp make big difference. Kill gruglets in other cave get more thing to trade for more black rock. Do this until no more gruglets. Sex all woman. Begin Neolithic

        go away longnose

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Mom sexed by grug

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grug see white man come across ocean on wooden water house. He show grug metal poker. Grug want poker and boomstick. Grug not sure what do about bow and arrow and club.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THREAD THEME:

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spear for poking since the fight is on one axis in a tunnel.

    small knapped knife, since swinging longer weapons is not possible unless you're Daddy Waaaarghbucks and live in prime real estate.

    spear overall better because this is probably smilodon/bear defense and you can get multiple people stacking points, unlike multiple clubbers falling over each other.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering my shitty day at work, this made me laugh far harder than i should have.
    +1 to you, good netizen. spend it in good health.

    • 3 weeks ago
      BigC

      Fucking newfag tourist not know who Grug is. Must go back to Redcave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking namefag talk shit to newfag

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me throw stone, dont need club
    stone win two tribal wars
    me use handheld stone because no can lift boulder heheheh

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROGG is best

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    despite what the baby volcanoers say - bigger club is not better club. "hurr i carry stump because they dont sell tree". You get branch that fits comfortable in hand - maybe wrap handle in fur to lessen felt impact. It needs to be heavy enough to hurt but concussion swing is myth and swing placement everything.

    prefer bow or pointy stick over club though.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow Neanderthals, how do we deal with the Homo sapien menace?

    >Small
    >Weak
    >Dumb
    >Breeds quickly
    >Bigger tribes, fucking extroverts

    These inferior scum are dumber and weaker than us, but in a few winters they'll outnumber us. Do we try to kill them all or kill just the men and fuck their women? I love me some petite Homo sapien pussy, they're so much better at pleasing cock than our own women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, take their women. Homo sapiens love big Neanderthal cock, let's breed them out of existence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >which is their red hair
        Neanderthals only had black hair and dark brown eyes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Filename, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOMOsapien = redbrick
      Neanderthal = 4chunk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grugs only kill men. We only breed suitable, thicc, fertile looking, Gruglettes. Big mommy milkers and big birthing hips.
      Frail thin Gruglettes serv as slaves and wet nurse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stay in cave
      >Make stronk spirit
      >Communicate on wall
      >Live when moon is up
      >Swing own grug club to cave painting
      >Homo sapiens grug is dumdum and take club away on fear
      >Homo sapiens no can protect cave and tribe
      Neanderthal know more than take club away from free grug
      Neanderthal think help people with spirit problem better help against cave clubbing than take club away

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock 19 for EDC personal defense
    Otherwise sharp rock on a stick is meta for hunting and war

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    symba did nothing wrong

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hookler & Grock best pointy sticks, best bendy sticks throw small sticks, best rocks. Give many shelles for each. Village safe, many wives, many cave paintings of Hookler & Grock sticks, rocks and bendy sticks.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that good club. krullug use to stun first wife and take back to cave for breed. we happy many moons until wife die of fifth childbirth. such is life. maybe dig up club again for stun another wife girl.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello fellow Sapiens! Don't mind me. I just listen to fellow Sapiens talk weapons. Hehe... Just carry on. I Sapiens like you. I hope no other Erec... I mean I hope no Erectus here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me forgot cave painting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neanderthalensis here, I hate every single one of you. Kneel to my superior brain and body size you lesser hominids. We are the master race.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lollll shut up fag. Neanderthal qts love muh BSC (big Sapiens cock). Cope and trepan more, Neandercuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Despite your big brains you Neanderthalensis gays never figured out bows. Your big muscles are useless if I can just shoot you from a hundred paces. We also outnumber you, your introverted brains can't handle big tribe sizes.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bronze Age halberds. Imagine a club but with a bronze dagger on the end you can peck people with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just made this for my friend Ötzi, just in time before he leaves for long trip. Do you think he'll like it? Hope he'll come back, he's a good friend.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck morons

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, is it a good idea to carry a flint knife to sneak past metal detectors. Imagine a moron mugger getting unga bunga'd by stone age tech lmao

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody need club or pointy stick just call to tribe warrior for helping

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Six long nose die in smoke hut
    Grug think too many
    Why soot grug move in snow grug tribe make snow grug cave stronger but not long nose cave?
    Club is grug right.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post breeder / cutter / club

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All these rocks-in-heads argue about hit or poke better
    Grug trade fat canoe tribe for stick that do both

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ash club best club for strong but not heavy like oak or swell like beech. Cavewoman tell you burn ash for soap and smell nice, no listen cavewoman, good club more important

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walnut best wood for club, can also eat nuts very tasty. Round belly long handle best for knock back but swing slow. Small handle cylinder belly good for quick swing but make less bonk. Cone shape best compromise.

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