What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing? >$400,000 with military package

What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing?
>$400,000 with military package

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quarter mil
    >bulletproofing is optional
    fuck that

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't any point. It's just another rich person toy. The type of person who buys or owns one of these is never going to use it for its intended purpose anyways.
    Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its intended purpose
      Its intended purpose is to flex on the poors and sit in a garage 99% of its life time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.
      I can imagine him trying to call a towtruck like they do when they bury the tires on their stock Jeep Gladiator.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tactical
      it's a toy for rich retards.

      >What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing?
      >>$400,000 with military package
      South American cartel bosses, African warlords. Looks all fancy and western, they don't care about having a bunch of goons in the back exposed, they can just run over people who don't get out of their way, they have plenty of shitty roads and forest dirt trails to go through on occasion, everyone knows their convoys anyway, mildly harder to assassinate them or take stray fire casually.

      They show the CEO douchebag in The Terminal List using Rezvani Vengeance he is a "woulda-served" who hires mercenaries/ex-SOF as his security detail.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tactical
    it's a toy for rich retards.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing?
    >>$400,000 with military package
    South American cartel bosses, African warlords. Looks all fancy and western, they don't care about having a bunch of goons in the back exposed, they can just run over people who don't get out of their way, they have plenty of shitty roads and forest dirt trails to go through on occasion, everyone knows their convoys anyway, mildly harder to assassinate them or take stray fire casually.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GKSZVAPI

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >military package
    >only $400k
    disbelief suspended

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an Escalade if it was designed by a 12yo with an unhealthy military obsession and I love it
    >bulletproof
    >explosive-proofed undercarriage
    >airtight with it's own air recirculation and filtering system
    >gas masks and body armor under every seat
    >optional gun rack in the back
    >electrified door handles
    >tear gas dispenser
    >sirens and strobes
    I don't think I named even half of the tacticool shit you can option. It's THE LARPmobile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is all just the minimum that American soccer moms need if they live within 50 miles of Martin Luther King Boulevard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It needs a snorkel like post-war jeep fording kits.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just madmax rig a killdozer yourself with some 10 mm steel sheets
    you'll have to be careful about ventilation and heating depending on the vehicle

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel is the ultimate larp package
    Not pictured are the options for a 12,000lb winch, 8200lb tow capacity, a 800hp engine (which will run you ANOTHER $125k), a safe installed inside the car, solar power package or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
    Fully optioned, this souped up Escalade will run you some $730k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fugg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No laser warning receiver?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
      because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing. also, iirc even if you got them, they wouldn't roll down all the way anyway. something or other to do with some standard for a maximum allowable hole or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing
        While that is a fair point, the bulletproofing is a part of a $125k package. $125k and they're going to fleece you for an extra 5k so you can roll down your windows.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, some things are just dumb, bad optics, particularly in luxury products. People would rather there be a higher profit margin in the background then feel like they're getting nickel&dimed on something that is supposed to be high end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get a Unimog for half that price and it can actually offroad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, but is it tacticool and (supposedly) mine resistant?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can get the level 3 armored version but I can't find a price, I think it's a case of if you have to ask you can't afford it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, it means YES!! WE DO FLEET SALES FOR NGO'S!!!! inquire within. my dad used to do armored car upgrading for mercedes with greenwood, hyne, butterfield and co. and sautner bros in the 80s. they were companies made to sell shit to the govt. he got fucking WASTED with Dick Marcinko, when he took him out to show how fast the armored mercedes he bought for redcell and seal six were with no emissions, custom ground cams and superchargers.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you buy a T55 for somewhere in that price range?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have a lot of money and you live in South Africa

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, the rich larper / oil prince / 3rd-world general market is big money — if you don’t service it someone else will.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk as fuck bro!!!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 passengers
    >2 doors
    Bullet proof clown car

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 4 door, the rear doors just don't have regular doorhandles. Either hidden or opened from the driver's seat, probably the former

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire purpose of the US military is to justify transferring wealth from the tax revenue to the military industrial complex. That's it. That's all it does. We do not win wars. We do not protect the nation. If anything we purposefully lose wars and incite other threats to attack us, which the government always fails to stop.

    The true purpose of systems is always revealed by accurately observing the one thing they always do successfully. And the ONLY consistent thing the US military has done since WW2 is justify transferring wealth to the Military Industrial Complex. That's it. Win the war or lose the war the ONLY constant is money goes to the MIC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rezvani has literally nothing to do with the US military nor the MIC:
      >Rezvani Motors is an American automotive designer and manufacturer of high-performance sports cars based in Irvine, California.[3][4] Rezvani Motors was founded by Iranian-American Ferris Rezvani, one of the designers of the Vencer Sarthe.[5]

      Picrel is the ultimate larp package
      Not pictured are the options for a 12,000lb winch, 8200lb tow capacity, a 800hp engine (which will run you ANOTHER $125k), a safe installed inside the car, solar power package or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
      Fully optioned, this souped up Escalade will run you some $730k

      https://i.imgur.com/NXfuIlz.png

      fugg

      Seriously, some things are just dumb, bad optics, particularly in luxury products. People would rather there be a higher profit margin in the background then feel like they're getting nickel&dimed on something that is supposed to be high end.

      No laser warning receiver?

      kek
      Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police:
      >"Sir why do you have:
      >explosive protection
      >smoke screen
      >Thermal NVS
      >EMP protection
      >explosive detection
      >blinding lights
      >and 7 kits of body armour
      >installed in your civilian vehicle as a civilian. This equipment is literally a war crime.
      >Here's a ticket, enjoy your time in court for felony charges
      >And we're taking you down to the station and your vehicle is being impounded
      >You must also remember to pay a tip to the tow truck driver

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        protection
        screen
        NVS
        >>EMP protection
        detection
        lights
        >>and 7 kits of body armour
        What part of that is actually illegal or even restricted?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What part of that is actually illegal or even restricted?
          the blinding lights
          especially if the driver already blinded someone with them (felony).
          the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Retard. "Blinding lights" just means "they're very bright" and would be illegal to use on public roads while driving, but not to possess (and would be perfectly legal to use off road). You absolute statist cock gobbler. You can go buy a 120000 lumen "flashlight" right now (for like 700 fucking dollars lol), it's a free country.
            >the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).
            Which driving around is not. Sorry to pop your fantasy bubble.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police:
        Anon, the people who have the money for this stuff would be passengers, not drivers. So they're not going to be responsible for it, and they have high powered law teams as well. It's not some random poor civvie, they can absolute afford to fight town/state government hard (on behalf of their servants) and will if the government tries to pull illegal bullshit like you describe. They'll have higher legal budgets than most local governments will.

        If the thing is rated as road legal that'd be that. You're fantasizing about arbitrary law as it applies to little people, not people who can afford to drop 6-7 figures on a silly vehicle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        none of that's illegal you simpleminded gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's fantasizing about some authoritarian tin pot napolean who can make shit up and get away with it, which sadly does happen for ordinary civilians. But not for people with high powered law firms on permanent retainer and further insulate themselves in a variety of ways (they probably don't even "own" the car for example, it's legally owned by a multilevel corporate structure out of Delaware that they're "merely paying for passenger services of").

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have firing ports?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't sound very patriotic

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a fun vehicle to drive through a mostly peaceful protest in

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