There isn't any point. It's just another rich person toy. The type of person who buys or owns one of these is never going to use it for its intended purpose anyways.
Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.
>Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.
I can imagine him trying to call a towtruck like they do when they bury the tires on their stock Jeep Gladiator.
>What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing? >>$400,000 with military package
South American cartel bosses, African warlords. Looks all fancy and western, they don't care about having a bunch of goons in the back exposed, they can just run over people who don't get out of their way, they have plenty of shitty roads and forest dirt trails to go through on occasion, everyone knows their convoys anyway, mildly harder to assassinate them or take stray fire casually.
They show the CEO douchebag in The Terminal List using Rezvani Vengeance he is a "woulda-served" who hires mercenaries/ex-SOF as his security detail.
>What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing? >>$400,000 with military package
South American cartel bosses, African warlords. Looks all fancy and western, they don't care about having a bunch of goons in the back exposed, they can just run over people who don't get out of their way, they have plenty of shitty roads and forest dirt trails to go through on occasion, everyone knows their convoys anyway, mildly harder to assassinate them or take stray fire casually.
It's an Escalade if it was designed by a 12yo with an unhealthy military obsession and I love it >bulletproof >explosive-proofed undercarriage >airtight with it's own air recirculation and filtering system >gas masks and body armor under every seat >optional gun rack in the back >electrified door handles >tear gas dispenser >sirens and strobes
I don't think I named even half of the tacticool shit you can option. It's THE LARPmobile
Picrel is the ultimate larp package
Not pictured are the options for a 12,000lb winch, 8200lb tow capacity, a 800hp engine (which will run you ANOTHER $125k), a safe installed inside the car, solar power package or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
Fully optioned, this souped up Escalade will run you some $730k
>or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing. also, iirc even if you got them, they wouldn't roll down all the way anyway. something or other to do with some standard for a maximum allowable hole or something.
>because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing
While that is a fair point, the bulletproofing is a part of a $125k package. $125k and they're going to fleece you for an extra 5k so you can roll down your windows.
Seriously, some things are just dumb, bad optics, particularly in luxury products. People would rather there be a higher profit margin in the background then feel like they're getting nickel&dimed on something that is supposed to be high end.
no, it means YES!! WE DO FLEET SALES FOR NGO'S!!!! inquire within. my dad used to do armored car upgrading for mercedes with greenwood, hyne, butterfield and co. and sautner bros in the 80s. they were companies made to sell shit to the govt. he got fucking WASTED with Dick Marcinko, when he took him out to show how fast the armored mercedes he bought for redcell and seal six were with no emissions, custom ground cams and superchargers.
The entire purpose of the US military is to justify transferring wealth from the tax revenue to the military industrial complex. That's it. That's all it does. We do not win wars. We do not protect the nation. If anything we purposefully lose wars and incite other threats to attack us, which the government always fails to stop.
The true purpose of systems is always revealed by accurately observing the one thing they always do successfully. And the ONLY consistent thing the US military has done since WW2 is justify transferring wealth to the Military Industrial Complex. That's it. Win the war or lose the war the ONLY constant is money goes to the MIC.
Rezvani has literally nothing to do with the US military nor the MIC: >Rezvani Motors is an American automotive designer and manufacturer of high-performance sports cars based in Irvine, California.[3][4] Rezvani Motors was founded by Iranian-American Ferris Rezvani, one of the designers of the Vencer Sarthe.[5]
Picrel is the ultimate larp package
Not pictured are the options for a 12,000lb winch, 8200lb tow capacity, a 800hp engine (which will run you ANOTHER $125k), a safe installed inside the car, solar power package or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
Fully optioned, this souped up Escalade will run you some $730k
https://i.imgur.com/NXfuIlz.png
fugg
Seriously, some things are just dumb, bad optics, particularly in luxury products. People would rather there be a higher profit margin in the background then feel like they're getting nickel&dimed on something that is supposed to be high end.
No laser warning receiver?
kek
Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police: >"Sir why do you have: >explosive protection >smoke screen >Thermal NVS >EMP protection >explosive detection >blinding lights >and 7 kits of body armour >installed in your civilian vehicle as a civilian. This equipment is literally a war crime. >Here's a ticket, enjoy your time in court for felony charges >And we're taking you down to the station and your vehicle is being impounded >You must also remember to pay a tip to the tow truck driver
>What part of that is actually illegal or even restricted?
the blinding lights
especially if the driver already blinded someone with them (felony).
the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).
Retard. "Blinding lights" just means "they're very bright" and would be illegal to use on public roads while driving, but not to possess (and would be perfectly legal to use off road). You absolute statist cock gobbler. You can go buy a 120000 lumen "flashlight" right now (for like 700 fucking dollars lol), it's a free country. >the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).
Which driving around is not. Sorry to pop your fantasy bubble.
>Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police:
Anon, the people who have the money for this stuff would be passengers, not drivers. So they're not going to be responsible for it, and they have high powered law teams as well. It's not some random poor civvie, they can absolute afford to fight town/state government hard (on behalf of their servants) and will if the government tries to pull illegal bullshit like you describe. They'll have higher legal budgets than most local governments will.
If the thing is rated as road legal that'd be that. You're fantasizing about arbitrary law as it applies to little people, not people who can afford to drop 6-7 figures on a silly vehicle.
He's fantasizing about some authoritarian tin pot napolean who can make shit up and get away with it, which sadly does happen for ordinary civilians. But not for people with high powered law firms on permanent retainer and further insulate themselves in a variety of ways (they probably don't even "own" the car for example, it's legally owned by a multilevel corporate structure out of Delaware that they're "merely paying for passenger services of").
>quarter mil
>bulletproofing is optional
fuck that
There isn't any point. It's just another rich person toy. The type of person who buys or owns one of these is never going to use it for its intended purpose anyways.
Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.
>its intended purpose
Its intended purpose is to flex on the poors and sit in a garage 99% of its life time.
>Imagine some tech bro trying to work on the rear axles of that 6x in the woods when he gets it stuck.
I can imagine him trying to call a towtruck like they do when they bury the tires on their stock Jeep Gladiator.
They show the CEO douchebag in The Terminal List using Rezvani Vengeance he is a "woulda-served" who hires mercenaries/ex-SOF as his security detail.
>tactical
it's a toy for rich retards.
>What are the tactical advantages of this bloody thing?
>>$400,000 with military package
South American cartel bosses, African warlords. Looks all fancy and western, they don't care about having a bunch of goons in the back exposed, they can just run over people who don't get out of their way, they have plenty of shitty roads and forest dirt trails to go through on occasion, everyone knows their convoys anyway, mildly harder to assassinate them or take stray fire casually.
>GKSZVAPI
>military package
>only $400k
disbelief suspended
It's an Escalade if it was designed by a 12yo with an unhealthy military obsession and I love it
>bulletproof
>explosive-proofed undercarriage
>airtight with it's own air recirculation and filtering system
>gas masks and body armor under every seat
>optional gun rack in the back
>electrified door handles
>tear gas dispenser
>sirens and strobes
I don't think I named even half of the tacticool shit you can option. It's THE LARPmobile
This is all just the minimum that American soccer moms need if they live within 50 miles of Martin Luther King Boulevard.
It needs a snorkel like post-war jeep fording kits.
just madmax rig a killdozer yourself with some 10 mm steel sheets
you'll have to be careful about ventilation and heating depending on the vehicle
Picrel is the ultimate larp package
Not pictured are the options for a 12,000lb winch, 8200lb tow capacity, a 800hp engine (which will run you ANOTHER $125k), a safe installed inside the car, solar power package or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
Fully optioned, this souped up Escalade will run you some $730k
fugg
No laser warning receiver?
>or, get this, operational front windows which cost 5k because they are not standard if you option the bulletproofing
because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing. also, iirc even if you got them, they wouldn't roll down all the way anyway. something or other to do with some standard for a maximum allowable hole or something.
>because regulators that can handle the weight of bulletproof glass are actually a specialty thing
While that is a fair point, the bulletproofing is a part of a $125k package. $125k and they're going to fleece you for an extra 5k so you can roll down your windows.
Seriously, some things are just dumb, bad optics, particularly in luxury products. People would rather there be a higher profit margin in the background then feel like they're getting nickel&dimed on something that is supposed to be high end.
You can get a Unimog for half that price and it can actually offroad.
Ok, but is it tacticool and (supposedly) mine resistant?
You can get the level 3 armored version but I can't find a price, I think it's a case of if you have to ask you can't afford it.
no, it means YES!! WE DO FLEET SALES FOR NGO'S!!!! inquire within. my dad used to do armored car upgrading for mercedes with greenwood, hyne, butterfield and co. and sautner bros in the 80s. they were companies made to sell shit to the govt. he got fucking WASTED with Dick Marcinko, when he took him out to show how fast the armored mercedes he bought for redcell and seal six were with no emissions, custom ground cams and superchargers.
Can't you buy a T55 for somewhere in that price range?
You have a lot of money and you live in South Africa
I dunno, the rich larper / oil prince / 3rd-world general market is big money — if you don’t service it someone else will.
Cyberpunk as fuck bro!!!
>7 passengers
>2 doors
Bullet proof clown car
It's 4 door, the rear doors just don't have regular doorhandles. Either hidden or opened from the driver's seat, probably the former
The entire purpose of the US military is to justify transferring wealth from the tax revenue to the military industrial complex. That's it. That's all it does. We do not win wars. We do not protect the nation. If anything we purposefully lose wars and incite other threats to attack us, which the government always fails to stop.
The true purpose of systems is always revealed by accurately observing the one thing they always do successfully. And the ONLY consistent thing the US military has done since WW2 is justify transferring wealth to the Military Industrial Complex. That's it. Win the war or lose the war the ONLY constant is money goes to the MIC.
Rezvani has literally nothing to do with the US military nor the MIC:
>Rezvani Motors is an American automotive designer and manufacturer of high-performance sports cars based in Irvine, California.[3][4] Rezvani Motors was founded by Iranian-American Ferris Rezvani, one of the designers of the Vencer Sarthe.[5]
kek
Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police:
>"Sir why do you have:
>explosive protection
>smoke screen
>Thermal NVS
>EMP protection
>explosive detection
>blinding lights
>and 7 kits of body armour
>installed in your civilian vehicle as a civilian. This equipment is literally a war crime.
>Here's a ticket, enjoy your time in court for felony charges
>And we're taking you down to the station and your vehicle is being impounded
>You must also remember to pay a tip to the tow truck driver
protection
screen
NVS
>>EMP protection
detection
lights
>>and 7 kits of body armour
What part of that is actually illegal or even restricted?
>What part of that is actually illegal or even restricted?
the blinding lights
especially if the driver already blinded someone with them (felony).
the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).
Retard. "Blinding lights" just means "they're very bright" and would be illegal to use on public roads while driving, but not to possess (and would be perfectly legal to use off road). You absolute statist cock gobbler. You can go buy a 120000 lumen "flashlight" right now (for like 700 fucking dollars lol), it's a free country.
>the body armour is illegal if the driver intentionally uses body armour while committing the felony (commits unlawful use of body armour).
Which driving around is not. Sorry to pop your fantasy bubble.
>Get pulled over by civilian State Highway Traffic Police:
Anon, the people who have the money for this stuff would be passengers, not drivers. So they're not going to be responsible for it, and they have high powered law teams as well. It's not some random poor civvie, they can absolute afford to fight town/state government hard (on behalf of their servants) and will if the government tries to pull illegal bullshit like you describe. They'll have higher legal budgets than most local governments will.
If the thing is rated as road legal that'd be that. You're fantasizing about arbitrary law as it applies to little people, not people who can afford to drop 6-7 figures on a silly vehicle.
none of that's illegal you simpleminded gay.
He's fantasizing about some authoritarian tin pot napolean who can make shit up and get away with it, which sadly does happen for ordinary civilians. But not for people with high powered law firms on permanent retainer and further insulate themselves in a variety of ways (they probably don't even "own" the car for example, it's legally owned by a multilevel corporate structure out of Delaware that they're "merely paying for passenger services of").
Does it have firing ports?
You don't sound very patriotic
Sounds like a fun vehicle to drive through a mostly peaceful protest in