Now that the Chinese, Russians, or some other actor has developed and deployed a new, lightening-based weapon system, how will modern militaries (and presidential security details) respond?
Now that the Chinese, Russians, or some other actor has developed and deployed a new, lightening-based weapon system, how will modern militaries (and presidential security details) respond?
>lightning strikes the white house lawn
>media says its climate change
>/k/ says it's the russians
>/misc/ says it's judeolightning blood cooking magic
sometimes lightning is just lightning
>t. Lightning weapon inventer
I am wise to your schemes.
israeli space lasers confirmed.
Thor pls stop.
>t. Zeus
>t. marvel super hero
This is the lightning weapon operator version of, "I wouldn't worry about it".
>t. Lightning manufacturer
The general public has a right to own their own weaponized weather devices. My right to strike down lightning on others for self defense shall not be infringed upon.
>My right to strike down lightning on others for self defense shall not be infringed upon
>t.Baal
its a sign from god
Pretty sure that's just your upper lip
That doesn't make any sense.
Niether does what it was a reply to
chainmail armor that you connect to the trench you're fighting from
just deploy lightning rods you fricking spastic
>laughs in mobile Washington monument
>Calls it the "Washington Monument"
>Not calling it by its proper name "The Bill Clinton Memorial Rod"
If it can be attributed, useless. If plausible deniability exists, exceptional.
Sign from God
I'm sure this thread will get removed for gayness but I went to Virginia once an I have never seen lightening like that.
It looks like a normal ground strike. You might be thinking of cloud to cloud lightning, which both looks and sounds different.
It's really not that uncommon.
>t. live here
It is a sign from the divines that the US is not sacrificing enough young white men to Israel!!!
Oy veh, more foreskins! More foreskins!
That's just Pelosi teleporting back from China.
tfw the early 2000s electrolaser was vaporware
By chance are you that moron that thinks sounding rockets can be used as a weapon?
Ukraine invoked the power of Neptune well enough. Maybe they should start praying to Thor next.
>anon doesn't know about such high tech devices as a metal rod
ngmi
>lightening-based weapon syste
That is like what? Rocket that tells you she is always there to listen to you before it explodes?
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First off it’s lightning.
Lightening is what (you) get for your skin or teeth. You maybe need meds.
>lightening
so by how much does it reduce the weight? (kinda feels like lighetning things up would help murrica more than most countries,..)
Implessive.
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This is a Red Alert thing isn't it?
(Me)
>thing
*thread
But in RA its the Allies that have the lightning machine, not the dirty commies.
>what is friendly fire
Why does it arc left though? I've never seen that happen before. And while I understand that grass can attract lightning (my great-grandpa was hit once transporting hay) a wet lawn doesnt feel like a reasonable target amid trees and buildings.
>Why does it arc left though?
because it's created by an orbiting laser and if my math is correct it's 125 miles at 7.91 kilometer meters per second
God has officially damned The United States.
imagine saying this after all the bible mentions to the US and everything that is happening to china (red dragon) and russia (prostitute of babylon)
No, just the Biden Administration
In all seriousness, lightning wouldn't actually be a great weapon, would it?
>Most vehicles insulated
>Most structures could easily be protected with cheap lightning countermeasures, most large important buildings already being prepared for this
>ultimately not possible to precisely aim