What are some good apocalyptic prepper movies?

What are some good apocalyptic prepper movies?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do Yuropoors REALLY?

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >double-sided fleshlight

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you dont do it with a friend? you are missing out

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mom found the goon binder

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm struggling to think of a situation where you need to immediately cum but you aren't cumming from the situation itself. is he going to be held at gunpoint and robbed of his sperm?

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    most normal european

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      He's Asian.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t be surprising, very funny when you see an amwf video where the sex is trash, camera is trash, girl is bored but it has crazy views. Nonwhite guys are so boring and easy to see through even when they’re anonymous, such a lame cultural moment.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Go to that subreddit, everyone are whites jerking off next to each other.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yea and I remember the dicks not even being small like you’d think, feel like it’s just bisexual guys that are too afraid to fuck each other. Also funny how many soulless LGBT things never get attributed to LGBT.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            You remember the dicks? Do you use that memory for goon material?

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn’t have a blow up gooncave
    ngmi

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      now I'm imagining a Family Guy sketch where the friends survive a plane crash on the ocean and Peter says something like "luckily Quagmire packed the life raft!" and it pops up a goon cave and he tells Quagmire all serious: "I'm not even gonna ask."

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have a gooning pocket dimension

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >close eyes
        >goon in VR
        >Visualized Racism

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Red pill me on gooners

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bisexual tech guys that take stimulants

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a fun class for Shadowrun

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    melancholia

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    baste

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    what is a goon? i thought it was wine?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      is gooning zoomer lingo for masturbating?
      why would someone have an emergency to jerk off?
      how do you consider yourself a masturbator to such a degree that you have an "emergency kit" but you still need visual aids to nut?

      What specifically makes something "gooning" instead of "masturbating"? A crippling porn addiction?

      gooning is extreme edging where the point is to not cum.
      I'm talking like 8 hour sessions. Apparently if you do it right you literally get high off jerking it.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t get high from cooming normally?

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    is gooning zoomer lingo for masturbating?
    why would someone have an emergency to jerk off?
    how do you consider yourself a masturbator to such a degree that you have an "emergency kit" but you still need visual aids to nut?

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What specifically makes something "gooning" instead of "masturbating"? A crippling porn addiction?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      gooners get off on the self-destruction of it

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

    Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way a certified coomer would be satisfied with those shitty pictures on that folder, not to mention that those pages would be all crusty from cooming on them several times. a real one would bring a tablet loaded with ntr doujins, his own collection of wikifeet/celebrity nipslips and recently downloaded tik toks

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you can see why so many porn stars fucking loathe their customers

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