>what a great day to go hiking the sun is out the birds are singi*boom*-AAACK

>what a great day to go hiking the sun is out the birds are singi*boom*-AAACK
Do Americans really? Are there really that many people in every forest that you can just get shot while hiking?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can one think a full grown man is a turkey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you search for "hunter accidentally shoots hiker" or "hunter shoots hunter" and etc you get a lot of stories. It must be pretty common.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imma go ahead and tell you the real store, he got to close to that old hillbillys crop and found out.

        A pretty common excuse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Massive gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how can one think a full grown man is a turkey?
      Some "hunters" are absolute retards who buy a gun, purchase a license, wander into the woods someplace, and then panic-pull the trigger at the first sign of movement. The only thing I'll say in defense of this guy is that wild turkeys can be pretty big, can be aggressive, and can come bursting out of the underbrush with little warning. We don't know the exact physical/terrain situation they were in. Remember it's not always a case of firing across a level, open field in perfect lighting at a clear target with a red bracket around it like in a computer game. Nonetheless, you should always confirm your target before firing and if you don't, you're an idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh, you sit in one spot for turkey hunting. Who the fuck walks around hunting turkeys?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You put on miles turkey hunting if your hunting timber. The sit and wait thing only pans with ag fields around.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing I'll say in defense of this guy is that wild turkeys can be pretty big, can be aggressive, and can come bursting out of the underbrush with little warning.
        Fine, but exactly how much damage can a furious turkey do in the 1-5 seconds before you blast it out of existence?

        Oh no I got pecked by my Christmas dinner and I'm a grown man. I have suffered too much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blame the aggressive spooky turkey
        >blame the environment getting in the way
        No, the guy was a poor hunter who didn't ID his target. The guy was hiking a popular trail and less than two miles from a trailhead. You don't shoot at movement/blobs a mile from a trailhead. You don't shoot at movement/blobs at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like for real was this dude wearing all brown crawling on the floor high as fuck on shrooms making weird sounds. Or was the hunter Mr fucking mcgoo and blind as fuck. How the fuck do you shoot a human and claim durrrrr I thot it wer a turkeiys beyond moron tier logic beyond police tier logic of must kill minority shooting MUST KILL on a full street.
      >2021
      ah KYS op just kys /qa/roon. Its another spam thread lovely.
      Anyone wanna look what happened to both of them I really hope the retard did not get off scott free from this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        World would be a better place if police killed more minorities.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the trigger-happy, power-starved Amerimoron just wants to kill someone and uses this as an excuse.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's so few people in the forest that "hunters" will just shoot anything that's moving. It's also a good way to keep city retards away from the woods, with some plausible deniability of "lmao whoopsie thought he was a deer" it's usually considered an accident and thus no criminal charges. The movie Deliverance is a documentary of what should happen to every city retard that takes a single step into the woods.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >There's so few people in the forest that "hunters" will just shoot anything that's moving.
      Based on this story it sounds like there are hunters every 2 miles. So many hunters that they are willing to massacre each other over a good spot. This guy took down 6 seasoned hunters alone.
      wikipedia.org/wiki/Chai_Vang

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Straight up execution over a hunting spot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And none of them had guns or shot back?
          What a bunch of dummies going to go confront an armed person without any guns of your own

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I guess they were probably used to being around people with guns like that. It wasn't weird to them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's so few people in the forest that "hunters" will just shoot anything that's moving.
          Based on this story it sounds like there are hunters every 2 miles. So many hunters that they are willing to massacre each other over a good spot. This guy took down 6 seasoned hunters alone.
          wikipedia.org/wiki/Chai_Vang

          absolutely based. honorary vietcong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's so few people in the forest that "hunters" will just shoot anything that's moving.
          Based on this story it sounds like there are hunters every 2 miles. So many hunters that they are willing to massacre each other over a good spot. This guy took down 6 seasoned hunters alone.
          wikipedia.org/wiki/Chai_Vang

          fucking heroic muttlslayer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So let me get this straight
          >retarded rednecks yell at man and call him racial slurs for making an honest mistake
          >the man apologizes and moves along
          >stupid hicks decide they’re gonna load up the posse and continue to harass this man
          >drive up aggressively, start shit
          >get absolutely btfo by one man with a rifle even though you outnumber him severely and you’re all armed
          Based chinamerican. Not only should he be set free but he should be entitled to that family’s land and every surviving female.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this, felt bad for the guy after reading the wiki article

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, not saying it was right for him to walk them down and shoot them like dogs or ambush the last two coming up on the atv. But it also seems clear from the article he wasn’t looking for trouble until a bunch of armed dickheads tried to come around and fuck with him.

              [...]
              Fucking retarded redditors.

              Elaborate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only person who would think this guy did anything right or excusable at all would be either retarded or some kind of jealous anti white gay. In other words, redditor. He went around shooting people who were running away, including women who weren't even on the scene. Fuck this little prick and the subhuman tribalists who always crop up to defend him. He should have been drawn and quartered.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Double tapped in self defense lol.
                Ambushing in self defence. Mag dumping into a fleeing "attacker" in self defense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For real. The hunters had one gun. He turned and shot that guy on his own accord after walking away 30 yards and then started shooting the others, and chasing them down. He was a known poacher and gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >or some kind of jealous anti white gay
                Oh I see, you're taking this all very personally.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your "hero" is going to die alone in prison lol. No human believes your story.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your heroes are rotting in the ground

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But it also seems clear from the article he wasn’t looking for trouble until a bunch of armed dickheads tried to come around and fuck with him.
                You do realize the only side of the story you're getting is from his fucking trial, right? Because the people he murdered are fucking dead and don't get to speak their side of the story.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this, felt bad for the guy after reading the wiki article

            Fucking retarded redditors.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. Based chink, the rednecks can only blame themselves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >aaaaah! you made me feel uncomfy!
          >how dare you all!? im gonna kill everyone now!
          america is truely a nation full of psychos

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry your pussy hurts but maybe see a gyno for that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >its manly to kill and die over some hurt fee-fees
              america is truely a nation full of *pussified psychos

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > manly to kill and die over some hurt
                Well someone has to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          absolutely based. honorary vietcong

          [...]
          fucking heroic muttlslayer

          So let me get this straight
          >retarded rednecks yell at man and call him racial slurs for making an honest mistake
          >the man apologizes and moves along
          >stupid hicks decide they’re gonna load up the posse and continue to harass this man
          >drive up aggressively, start shit
          >get absolutely btfo by one man with a rifle even though you outnumber him severely and you’re all armed
          Based chinamerican. Not only should he be set free but he should be entitled to that family’s land and every surviving female.

          The moron was trespassing on private property. Nothing based about what he did at all. Chinkmericans need to go back to chinkmerica.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            found the redneck moron parasite

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              found the slant eyes bug with no soul who thinks it's ok to trespass on other peoples property then shoot them when you get told to fuck off. Just remember chink, you live in a white country because white people are superior. No other reason.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this story happened almost 20 years ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine there would be more hunters now too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://wildlifeforall.us/resources/decline-of-hunting-and-fishing/

            You can track by the amount of hunting licenses purchased, but that doesn't include poachers. Looks like the amount of hunters from 1960 to 2020 have remained almost even despite how much the population has increased.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So if poachers don't want to go to jail they just shoot every other person they see. If they're deep enough in the woods, something will eat the evidence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shoot four people in the back over a minor confrontation
        >reason that you have to kill them all now because they'd shoot you

        he might be a moron but he has an amerishart soul.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking and hunting

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    20 years ago our Vice President was hunting birds and shot his friend in the face. It's an American thing, you wouldn't get it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, and it's not a new problem, as evidenced by this 1955 cartoon from the mind of Tex Avery

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Boomers go out to hunt and shoot at anything that moves without verifying what they're shooting at because they're desperate to call themselves master hunters. I carry in the woods during hunting season so that I can maybe shoot back as they riddle me with bullets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a fun game to hunt hunters in the woods, maybe just spook them with airsoft or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        future darwin award winner

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hunter
    no such thing in the west lol
    you mean these fat boomer LARPers that really only exist in the US? Yeah, they should all get killed anyway. Absolute wastes of space. Parasites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never been to 'Berta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see you try and hunt elk or mule deer in the backcountry of Idaho or Montana. No sitting in a blind drinking all day, miles and miles of hiking, lots of elevation change, hours of glassing, always having to stay downwind, successfully caling them in range, getting a good shot, potentially following a blood trail for a long time without losing it, then packing out hundreds of pound of meat on foot before it spoils or grizzlys come for it. You don't know what the fuck your talking about.

      do people really go out in hunting areas during rifle season without wearing orange?

      I dont know how it works in other states, but in my state you only have to wear blaze orange when hunting large game. Deer, elk, moose are all somewhat colorblind and see the orange as a shade if brown. Turkeys on the other hand have better eyesight than humans, it's there only defense against predators(besides flying away). Camouflage is extremely important when turkey hunting, moreso than any other type of game. More hunting accidents happen during turkey season than any other season, because dumb boomers shooting anything that moves before properly IDing their game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I lived in NW Colorado (Craig) people shoot fucking mulies and elk from their car window kek

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    on our aces my dad always "NO HUNTING" signs spread around because we spent all our days playing in the woods and he didn't want bullets whizzing through.

    a bunch of selfish pricks in my town though, they would tear the signs down or just ignore them and hunt anyway. On at least a couple occasions we found tree stands within direct eyesight of the nearest sign. Pickerel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trespassing to hunt
      Truly subhuman, you should lay traps for them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the signs are there to ward off hunters to protect the kids, the last thing you want is traps where your kids play

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't put traps where their kids play
          how else do you train them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Small towns man. Everyone is a faux sovereign and they'll shoot you dead in the dark for infringing on their property but have no problem blasting buckshot through someone else's. Don't get me started on the dirtbikers and ATVs chopping trees down to make a detour through our property. We got the cops involved when it got out of hand and long story short the captain of the local (volunteer) fire department threatened to not respond to any fires at our house because he was also the president of the yockel snowmobile club who "needed" the highway detour through our land. My dad actually backed down and let the tash bore through. It's fucking disgusting to the bone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh yes the based trad small town America that the alt-right told me as real and best America! No liberals and their pesky laws and equal rights protests. Just good old boys making their own laws and bullying the weak into submission. Just as the Christian God intended.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do people really go out in hunting areas during rifle season without wearing orange?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If I know that hunters are in the area I sing sea shanties and ring a cowbell so they know I'm not a deer. I never need to wear orange.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck is this even possible?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hehe sorry sonny
      Mistook ya for quarry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Channeling the wandering soul of dick Chaney

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers who take out their rifle/shotguns once a year to bag a duur or turkey and shoot blindly at the first thing that moves. They are ironically the same boomers that go on and on about gun safety and gun control.
      >t. know at least 6 boomers like this

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HAH this is why I avoid rednecks like the plague. You southern bastards are good for NOTHING.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread lead me to these two videos!

    7 years later.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here a moron films a turkey attacking a white lady

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a couple of high-vis vests from IKEA that we wear if we're hiking in an area where hunting is possible. Hunting seasons aren't actually all that long, at least in my state, so it's not much of an issue but as a few others have mentioned, there are a small percentage of hunters who think anything moving in the woods that they can't see is a legit target. No one I know has ever been shot at but it's one of those things that is going to happen somewhere in the country a couple of times a year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s strange seeing all these idiots on PrepHole wearing camo and earth tones/nature tones. You are supposed to wear colours that aren’t easily findable in nature to avoid being shot and to be easier to find in case you get lost.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're dumb enough to mistake a person for a deer and shoot without properly IDing, then you're dumb enough not to wonder why the deer has on an orange vest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/L0SfqH4.jpg

          It’s strange seeing all these idiots on PrepHole wearing camo and earth tones/nature tones. You are supposed to wear colours that aren’t easily findable in nature to avoid being shot and to be easier to find in case you get lost.

          Would it be worse to wear eye catching attire?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't make a difference; you could wear enough bright colors to flag down an aircraft and there will still be that one fat boomer with a shirt that says "deer fear me" who will crack off a shot at you, then get mad that you're in "his area".

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Much of this shit is boomers. As optics become better and recognition hits the next gen who are paranoid about shooting into some campers larp shack most people go only where they've been. Lots of crazy accidents are litteral boomers or actual psychos. Happens in Australia too.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be American
    >go for a hike
    >get shot

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it really is time to ban guns in the US?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh it's time to ban boomers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, I'm a boomer and I somehow never shot anyone. Maybe we could ban stupid people, or at least not net them hunt. Fuck it, ban everything and everyone, it's the only way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers disproportionately fuck everything up. The economy, the job market, driving, hunting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah well it wasn't my generation that couldn't pick its own cotton.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re 60+

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Just ban certain types of people from being in the country

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is really funny to and scary at the same time to read about these kinds of accidents in America being commited by retarded boomers who just shoot anything that moves and call themselves master hunters...

    Because that is the same that happens in Poland, fucking fat retarded boomers go into a forest and just unload on anything that moves
    Better yet, back during the communist rule there was actually a law that forbade non-hunters from entering forests during the night to allow hunters to hunt
    That law was unenforcable to begin with and is long dead but these same boomers still think it not only exists but also got extended so that it is forbidden to be in a forest whenever they decide to hunt in it and they are perfectly justified to just fucking unload on anything
    Thankfully there were a few loud cases of people getting shot randomly and the hunting clubs had to tone that shit down and it seems to be much less common now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because that is the same that happens in Poland,

      Same in France tbf
      As much as I like saying "do americans really" there isn't a single hunting season here that goes without cyclists and hikers getting shot

      Even worse, because some areas are flat as fuck and are dotted with hamlets + the woods are tiny especially up north there are reports of people chilling in their living room when suddenly their window explode from a stray bullet

      I know people of all age who practice hunting in France, but the main stereotype is about boomers getting shitfaced on wine and firing blindly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American here, I think we can all agree then. Boomers are the scourge of the earth

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Americans really?
    Yes. And not just Americans. Walking in the woods during hunting season is always dangerous. Most hunters aren't idiots. But some idiots like to hunt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand how it's possible to mistake a human adult for a turkey.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds impossible if you actually have the person in sight, yes
        But mfs will shoot at moving grass or branches cracking with little visual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some retards who don't know how to hunt will just walk around the forest with their shotgun and shoot at anything that moves or makes a sound.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some retards who don't know how to hunt will just walk around the forest with their shotgun and shoot at anything that moves or makes a sound.

        yeah, they're shooting at random turkey calls

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Americans really?
    Hunting is very accessible in most parts of America. There are loads of people who just wait for durr season and then go sit in a hide, drink beer, blast the first thing they see and voila protein for couple months. So by "hunter" they likely mean
    >some half drunk asshole who just got a rifle and his first set of tags

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans be like
    >Lol euros need a license to hunt, those cucks

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really shoot you for exercising

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sasquatch crypto documentary has a person being interviewed
    >"So anyway, I thought I saw Bigfoot walking through the woods, so I grabbed my gun and started firing in the direction where I saw it."

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hiker in question:

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