>I need a Arsenal Shipka 9mm, a 500ml container of liquid Methamphetamine, a M23 VX Chemical Landmine, one kilogram of Cholrine Trifluoride, a European Pine Marten with abandonment issues, five grams of Sophia Lillis’s pubic hairs, a map of Albania circa 1967, one 100 meter roll of razor wire, a book containing Mel Gibson’s most “based” comments, a life size wax model of Danny DeVito, six blades made by famed Syrian blade smith Abdul Akeem Mustpha John “That Shit That Killed Jackie Chan” Kabul Saladin coated in the venom of the Giant Haitian Centipede, and I will need these
yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh famas
>One glock sheit mahn >One dem thangs dat got dat gat switch you know wat I mens mahn >Oh an uh a clip dat will get ops pop'n all nite long an sheeeiiiiiitttt
> stupid fucking Glock 34 > ar15 semi auto with a scope > and a fucking shotgun that is tube fed > sponsored by TTI who cater to whores only to turn on the owner even though owner paid a lot of money to whore
Like bro, youre buying guns illegally, you're telling me you can't be practical with an M4, Glock 17 and an SMG or something? At least it's not like 3
> a fucking SIG mpx rifle (not short) > an hardly mainstream ar10 lower shotgun that, in real life, barely works > a 2011 that takes 9mm
>Welcome back to the /k/ontinental, Mr. Anon. And what can I get you this evening?
I was always annoyed as well when he said robust and precise which to me just sounds like full power cartridge. I feel like an armorer for assassins would probably have something more special than a glock as well.
>robust and precise which to me just sounds like full power cartridge
You need to read more books. Not saying the description was necessarily accurate in the movie either, but your ideas there are quite "special".
>Welcome back to the /k/ontinental, Mr. Anon. And what can I get you this evening?
A hug. Someone just stole my car and killed my dog and I've been so alone since my wife died.
>Welcome back to the /k/ontinental, Mr. Anon. And what can I get you this evening?
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*awkwardly looks around past your shoulder*
uhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH M1911A1
Singer
Titanium trigger please
>wulcum to brian butterfields guns and armereyes >we have Kalashcoughs, AR armalite fiftuns, the famarhs, hecklers cocks, dessert eagals, eskayses and many many merh
They all melt together after awhile. It's just Keanu going to a hotel full of assassins, getting ready to kill people, then killing people in a variety of exotic locations.
That's the entire franchise. But sure, there are worse ways to spend on a long flight.
Yeah, can I get a six foot three blonde volleyball player? Biologically female of course. And a side order of P226s?
Actually, skip the blonde part, I’m not that picky.
I need a conservative solution. Something european, that tastes like forest herbs and goes well with large and medium game. Thought of Jagermeister 98, Becherovka 550 or something similar.
Nerve gas.
>I need a Arsenal Shipka 9mm, a 500ml container of liquid Methamphetamine, a M23 VX Chemical Landmine, one kilogram of Cholrine Trifluoride, a European Pine Marten with abandonment issues, five grams of Sophia Lillis’s pubic hairs, a map of Albania circa 1967, one 100 meter roll of razor wire, a book containing Mel Gibson’s most “based” comments, a life size wax model of Danny DeVito, six blades made by famed Syrian blade smith Abdul Akeem Mustpha John “That Shit That Killed Jackie Chan” Kabul Saladin coated in the venom of the Giant Haitian Centipede, and I will need these
>as well, thank you
aw shit I missed these guys as well
, I’m going to need them too
>VX landmine
Well that's new to me. Neat.
Jackie Chan ain't dead tho...
I’m from five years into the future (they legalised sex bots and have made alcohol cheaper, everyone is happy)
1 swedish twink.
1 finnish tomboy
1 polish fembot
1 puerto rican whore
Best I can do is two Norwegians with traditional gender identities.
I'll take one of each then
metal AF
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Sure! Would you like any spare magazines with that?
Hey where’s Robert?
I need something powerful. Elegant. I need to make a good first impression, but I don't want to be hindered by weight, I'll have to carry this around.
obrez
I have just what you're looking for.
I have just the thing for you, Mr. Anon.
>ugh, sorry mr. anon, taran tactical innovations (tm) guns only
Fifty derringers and two hundred rounds of .45 long colt.
You're the guy that came to the range with infinite pistols under his coat, right?
Ah yes, your usual.
That's it, I'm watching Trigun.
>55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
Two Thai ladyboi
Lemme get one mp5k, one mp5sd and uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh two p7s and the big titty blonde from the bar
got uh blicky wit da sticky make it nifty actin shifty, get a hickey from ya nikki while my nigga rock da fifty
>One glock sheit mahn
>One dem thangs dat got dat gat switch you know wat I mens mahn
>Oh an uh a clip dat will get ops pop'n all nite long an sheeeiiiiiitttt
I want Buba's gun.
I hate this shit. Like yeah bro, let me get uhhh
> stupid fucking Glock 34
> ar15 semi auto with a scope
> and a fucking shotgun that is tube fed
> sponsored by TTI who cater to whores only to turn on the owner even though owner paid a lot of money to whore
Like bro, youre buying guns illegally, you're telling me you can't be practical with an M4, Glock 17 and an SMG or something? At least it's not like 3
> a fucking SIG mpx rifle (not short)
> an hardly mainstream ar10 lower shotgun that, in real life, barely works
> a 2011 that takes 9mm
it’s just a movie, larry snickers, chill tf out.
The most egregious part was that Wick was directly told he'd be facing people with strong armor and he STILL took the MPX.
Yeah.
>Hey. You’re going to be fighting extremely heavily armed professionals
>Here’s a Glock in 9mm Major. Have fun.
I was always annoyed as well when he said robust and precise which to me just sounds like full power cartridge. I feel like an armorer for assassins would probably have something more special than a glock as well.
Wick using some boring glock was the worst. The space gun he used in the first movie was way cooler.
tarran tactical needs to sell his $3000 glocks somehow anon
>robust and precise which to me just sounds like full power cartridge
You need to read more books. Not saying the description was necessarily accurate in the movie either, but your ideas there are quite "special".
select fire
full power
walnut, black
Something lightweight, concealable, with a hard hitting round; unlike p90 and mp7
Glock, 10mm, 75 rounds. And a copy of the New Testament please.
I'll have the special, you know the one.
A reason to live
>I need something cheap and tastes like shit. Some real gut-rot type shit to kill my enemy with as a prank.
Here you are, sir. Will you be needing an extra straw?
I''l have two MP9s, an MP9 stocked, a Lee-Enfield Mk6 with extra clip, an MP7, two HK45s, one with suppressor, and a large soda.
Frens
Set me up some Djibouti Shooties
Surprise me.
Very well sir. You will find the me 163 out back, and I do wish you a pleasent flight
Well, that seems to be exactly what I asked for.
I need a monstah to clobbah that there Kirby
>Welcome back to the /k/ontinental, Mr. Anon. And what can I get you this evening?
A hug. Someone just stole my car and killed my dog and I've been so alone since my wife died.
>Welcome back to the /k/ontinental, Mr. Anon. And what can I get you this evening?
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
uwu c-can can i um may i um p-please check out the cz 75b
yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*awkwardly looks around past your shoulder*
uhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH M1911A1
Singer
Titanium trigger please
>"Yeah, I asked for the sommelier and all I see is fucking guns. Where the fuck is your wine?"
One kitchen gun music remix, please.
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One 1911a1 and 50 f1 grenades
oozineinmillameeta
I want something fresh, relaxing and not to strong.
>wulcum to brian butterfields guns and armereyes
>we have Kalashcoughs, AR armalite fiftuns, the famarhs, hecklers cocks, dessert eagals, eskayses and many many merh
Criminally underrated post, but you missed a trick with not including bombbombbombbombs. Still, have a well earned (You)
Can i get ak-47 with a shoulder thing that goes up?
Can I just get a glass of water or something? Just a little dehydrated.
Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhh can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'd like a hug
i'll have what he's having
Suicide vest. Seriously he could have just smoked the elder in the desert and been a legend.
I marathon'd all the John Wick movies on a long flight and have concluded that those movie are very silly.
Worth it as distraction for a long flight though? I've got a 15 hour long fucker later this month
They all melt together after awhile. It's just Keanu going to a hotel full of assassins, getting ready to kill people, then killing people in a variety of exotic locations.
That's the entire franchise. But sure, there are worse ways to spend on a long flight.
i want the gun of rambo
Fuck that I want the gun of Charlie Sheen
everyone itt failed the test
Yeah, can I get a six foot three blonde volleyball player? Biologically female of course. And a side order of P226s?
Actually, skip the blonde part, I’m not that picky.
I'd give you a black woman just to mess with you.
That’s fine, bleaching is a fine kink.
G11, iron sights and a .243 Valmet
A box of .44 magum, a box of 9mm, a pack of black pepper beef jerky, and a monster energy drink.
I need a conservative solution. Something european, that tastes like forest herbs and goes well with large and medium game. Thought of Jagermeister 98, Becherovka 550 or something similar.
A taste of your finest single malt followed by a taste of your foulest pruno.
I need a gun with a magazine, long as a limousine, red beam on that Nina pah pah pah pah...