Weapons for hunting leprechauns

How do we keep them off our potatoes?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with a shillelagh, duh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this kind of inhumane? I was thinking more of a firearm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shillelagh

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some legends suggest red hot wrought iron, others iron that's never been heated since it was taken from the ground. Better try both just to be sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen a leprechaun, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen a frizzy haired midget in a funny hat with a long nose and a hatred of the cross with an obsession over counting coins, tricking men into doing his bidding and trying to force human women into being his slaves?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're talking about Cold Iron, which generally has been used against Fey for a while.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on location.
        Fey genuinely enjoy (despise):
        Counting shiny objects
        Rings of salt
        Iron (get a cauldron and lid, best for small Fey like Leprechauns)
        And 1 or 2 more I can't remember.

        Seems like you're well acquainted with the creatures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, traditionally cold iron was raw iron that had never been heated since being mined. Only later it became a separate substance in lore.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, they are pretty small, you should use birdshot, N°4 should be good

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to take him alive to get the pot of gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how do you capture the little bugger?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on location.
        Fey genuinely enjoy (despise):
        Counting shiny objects
        Rings of salt
        Iron (get a cauldron and lid, best for small Fey like Leprechauns)
        And 1 or 2 more I can't remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have heard enough deer stories on here to know not to provide you with information

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think Im gonna do with him? I just want his gold..imagine the guns I could buy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying you're going to have sex with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka.

    or as they say in ancient Celtic Bdhíaccouha

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you keep them from humping your potatoes? That's how tater tots are made. Potatoes will go extinct if not "pollinated" by them.

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