What are the best weapons to keep for ghosts? Should I bless my ammo? What should I do if there are werewolves and mummies in the area too?
Weapons against the supernatural
What are the best weapons to keep for ghosts? Should I bless my ammo? What should I do if there are werewolves and mummies in the area too?
Meds, typically
My dick
NICE TITS
They're not real, obviously implants hard as bags of sand.
Thirteen Ghosts was kino
How is she going to smother someone with tiny tits?
Christian cross, Bible, holy water, silver bullets and blades. Bricks work too, but mostly against vampires.
Rosary.
Pray the Rosary;it works everytime against anything if you do it with unwavering faith in our Lord Jesus Christ
She's a Japanese ghost, so it doesn't work just like crosses don't work on israeli Mexican vampires
do swastikas work on Japanese ghosts?
I hate youtube, how they are going around blocking people from using adblockers now
Invidious still works (for now at least)
The Cobra Effect. The sorts of people in charge of making decisions are the dumbest, most out of touch people who refuse to learn from history.
Just upgrade Ublock's filters when it happens. That works for me.
Blessed silver, white ash, holy water, burning sage, masturbating furiously at it. You know, normal stuff.
I can't wait for Youtube to either give up or kill their own platform over it.
Burn sage to drive off evil spirits. It really works.
Sexual assault. That's it. If a ghost expects you to rape it, it won't come you. It never failed me.
Eeerrrmm uuuhmmm yeah I don't know give me the sauce
https://x.com/baalbuddy/status/1717570297790935410
Remember that in the novel Sadako is canonically a hermaphrodite
Also everything is taking place in the matrix.
futa ghost who will smother me w8th her tits? you have piqued my deep interest
didn't she only have balls which is why only a doctor raping her realised it?
also the book doesn't count because it's bad
the book was a minor success because the general idea was good and there was a drought of horror in japan
the movie was what made the book actually popular, mostly because it cleaned up the story to be coherent, and the movie is what most people will think of, even in fucking japan, when you start speaking about ringu or sadako
everyone should forced to read the book, and then the sequels which are completely insane, just so they appreciate how good the movie is
If they want the TLDR version they can just watch Spiral. Really cuts right to the sexually-transmitted ghost smallpox based bullshit.
The sequels really are like a fever dream. I wouldn't call them good in the slightest but I'd still recommend them for the experience
sauce?
Bansankan
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4078404?q=yamamura_sadako+futa
https://exhentai.org/s/c8e105351c/2531559-1
Masturbation. My ectoplasm of life defeats their ectoplasm of death
>mosquito girls
that shouldn't be this hot.
Wait. I thought she died?
Nope, she was too popular for that.
She's working at a takoyaki restaurant.
>naked apron
HNNNNNNG
>naked
well, she's a bug. She's dressed in chitin all over.
OPM is fucking trash
>mosquitos
moths are where it's at, bros
Doesn't she rape him or something
And keep him imprisoned forever, yes.
Fuck that's hot.
Men can't be raped by women.
Or moths.
But they can be raped by immortal moth monsters.
Fuck cats.
>What are the best weapons to keep for ghosts?
Have a strong spirit
>werewolves
Silver
>vampires
Total pushovers, just don't invite them in
>ghosts
Salt
>ghouls
Menstrual blood
>mummies
Fire
>elves
Cold-forged iron
>demons
Blessed weapons
Blessing strength against demons: protestant<orthodox<catholic<israeli
Blessing strength against the undead: catholic<orthodox=shinto
Against elementals, refer to pic related.
Against witches, try to get the drop on them and attack first. If you give them prep time, you're fucked.
>What are the best weapons to keep for ghosts? Should I bless my ammo? What should I do if there are werewolves and mummies in the area too?
You should try Anti-psychotic Medication.
100% Chance garanteed that after 1 week of Taking your Meds the Ghosts and evil spirits go away.
I can vouch for it too.
I'm not a Schizo, but since getting diagnosed and taking my meds, all of my inner demons have disappeared.
You should unironically try it OP.
I'm not even trying to be sarcastic, this post is 100% serious.
>Weapons against the supernatural
.45-70
>But...
.45-70
>baalhomosexual
Based off what I’ve seen, the best move is to load a shell with iron bbs and rock salt. If your expecting a werewolf maybe throw in a silver tipped slug
imagine her giving paizuri to a black man and him cumming all over her face haha
Glad /k/ is horny just like everyone else 😀
Humanity’s primary goals are to eat, sleep, survive and fuck.
Full power mating press
If ghost tits can still smother you, what's stopping ghost dick from penetrating you etherially right now, at any angle or area? You could have a ghost sodomizing your brain right now, how would you know?
Well since there has to be a physical force to smother you and thus can be felt, we can assume there would also be a physical sensation from having your brain fucked
That's my fetish.
NO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
Bitch has alien eyes
I think the point is to hit the uncanny valley.
>uncanny valley
montoyasfallacy.jpg
A 14kg silver plated .454 Casull pistol loaded with explosive tipped silver bullets made from the smelted cross of the Great Lanchester Church, of course.