Weaponize it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    spraypaint a holy bulletproof Z on it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to weaponize it, I want to have sex with it (and in it with a human being)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/T2niqlm.jpg

      Cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stiffer springs, heavy duty roof rack and then one of these on top. An old Twingo is considerably lower than the crossover, you could hide behind a wall with the gun poking out and clap some ziggers

      highly recommended, especially at night with the glass roof

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put as much plastic explosive in the thing as the suspension will permit.

  5. 1 year ago
    Fizzbitch

    I mean it has a rear engine. So it is kinda like a tank.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are thinking Twingo 3, both Twingo 1 and 2 have their engines in the front.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a twingo? What does that mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wdym it's already an imv. just paint it green or something.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i work in the goverment, some boomer recently got arrested for driving this crime against humanity on public roads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/2N2Wkbz.jpg

        i work in the goverment, some boomer recently got arrested for driving this crime against humanity on public roads

        Awesome. Awesome to the max. I´d ride that to Valhalla shiny and chrome.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >RASER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the eyelashes on the lights is just a cherry on top of it all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work with a guy who had a Geo Tracker in effectively that same configuration. Good times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >OI, Does that functional car not have doors? YouRe frickinG NICKED!
      >*muslim stabs 47 people unaccosted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The charges, officer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No fun allowed!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did you guys frick this up so badly?
    How could you not know?
    It *was* weaponised.
    Behold, the cvrt series.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HON HON
    >OUI OUI

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do the israelites refuse to let us have twingos in the states bros?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason you never got the Cube.

      Americans are only allowed to pretend they're having fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Nissan Cube?
        We had those here, they were met with universal derision.
        These same people would then turn around and buy compact CUV's like the Chevy Trax. The auto industry is fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The average American family would break the suspension

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easy.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only serious answers please
    >Thank y/o/u!
    Its so cute it makes your head explode into candy.

    There, I said it. It was a cute and well designed car and I liked it when I was young. It was very practical, too.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are burgermutts so obsessed with the Twingo? It was my first car and I drove that shitbox for ten years before upgrading to a real car.
    Really the only thing it has going for itself is how spacious it is on the inside, provided you choose between passengers or goods.
    Apart from that, the clutch broke a few times (current car's clutch is still going after seven years) and one time the oil sump had a rust hole, which, according to the garage guy, came from the inside.
    I will never buy a french car again, frick them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the sheer salt of this post
      jealous VW golf hands typed this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. didn't read beyond the first sentence
        dumb burgermutt lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My mom drove an early one daily for 15 years and never had any problem.
      >muh french cars bad
      dilate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw lost my virginity in exactly the same color one
        MERCI TWINGO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MERCI TWINGO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MERCI TWINGO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MERCI TWINGO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MERCI TWINGO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muh french cars bad
        Oui. Et alors, nique ta mère, ta soeur, ton frère, ton père, ton chien, putain, connard, Tour de France 1940, "à vendre: pistolet militaire français, inutilisé, jetée une fois", etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MERCI TWINGO

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pull out the back seats and install a TOW launcher on the roof

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its already weaponized, you just dont know about it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once had a little old French couple drive me in one of these to ascend a mountain higher than any in my home country.
    The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
    The Twingo is a unit, put a BMP-1 turret on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
      I don't see what's so special about a Twingo carrying three people uphill, unless the three of you were fatasses and it was like a >10% incline.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite things about going to Europe as an American is seeing pimped out pieces of shit like this everywhere

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its already a weapon
    >Mounts crowded sidewalk

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just fill it with IEDs and drive it remotely into a fortified target.

    Redneck land-based drone strike, commandeered over the internet from the comfort and safety of a single wide trailer with a laptop and a beer in hand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just fill it with IEDs

      If the question is: How do I weaponize this?

      The answer is often: Fill it with IEDs.

      Cars, weapons caches, quadrotors, dead bodies, you name it.

      They are rigging dead bodies with explosives for booby traps on the European front as we speak, according to recent reports.

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