Stiffer springs, heavy duty roof rack and then one of these on top. An old Twingo is considerably lower than the crossover, you could hide behind a wall with the gun poking out and clap some ziggers
highly recommended, especially at night with the glass roof
The Nissan Cube?
We had those here, they were met with universal derision.
These same people would then turn around and buy compact CUV's like the Chevy Trax. The auto industry is fucked.
Why are burgermutts so obsessed with the Twingo? It was my first car and I drove that shitbox for ten years before upgrading to a real car.
Really the only thing it has going for itself is how spacious it is on the inside, provided you choose between passengers or goods.
Apart from that, the clutch broke a few times (current car's clutch is still going after seven years) and one time the oil sump had a rust hole, which, according to the garage guy, came from the inside.
I will never buy a french car again, fuck them.
>muh french cars bad
Oui. Et alors, nique ta mère, ta soeur, ton frère, ton père, ton chien, putain, connard, Tour de France 1940, "à vendre: pistolet militaire français, inutilisé, jetée une fois", etc.
I once had a little old French couple drive me in one of these to ascend a mountain higher than any in my home country.
The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
The Twingo is a unit, put a BMP-1 turret on it
>The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
I don't see what's so special about a Twingo carrying three people uphill, unless the three of you were fatasses and it was like a >10% incline.
spraypaint a holy bulletproof Z on it
I don't want to weaponize it, I want to have sex with it (and in it with a human being)
Based
Cute
Stiffer springs, heavy duty roof rack and then one of these on top. An old Twingo is considerably lower than the crossover, you could hide behind a wall with the gun poking out and clap some ziggers
highly recommended, especially at night with the glass roof
Put as much plastic explosive in the thing as the suspension will permit.
I mean it has a rear engine. So it is kinda like a tank.
You are thinking Twingo 3, both Twingo 1 and 2 have their engines in the front.
It's called a twingo? What does that mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
wdym it's already an imv. just paint it green or something.
i work in the goverment, some boomer recently got arrested for driving this crime against humanity on public roads
Awesome. Awesome to the max. I´d ride that to Valhalla shiny and chrome.
>RASER
the eyelashes on the lights is just a cherry on top of it all
I used to work with a guy who had a Geo Tracker in effectively that same configuration. Good times
>OI, Does that functional car not have doors? YouRe FUcKinG NICKED!
>*muslim stabs 47 people unaccosted
The charges, officer?
No fun allowed!
How did you guys fuck this up so badly?
How could you not know?
It *was* weaponised.
Behold, the cvrt series.
HON HON
>OUI OUI
why do the garden gnomes refuse to let us have twingos in the states bros?
Same reason you never got the Cube.
Americans are only allowed to pretend they're having fun
The Nissan Cube?
We had those here, they were met with universal derision.
These same people would then turn around and buy compact CUV's like the Chevy Trax. The auto industry is fucked.
The average American family would break the suspension
easy.
>Only serious answers please
>Thank y/o/u!
Its so cute it makes your head explode into candy.
There, I said it. It was a cute and well designed car and I liked it when I was young. It was very practical, too.
Why are burgermutts so obsessed with the Twingo? It was my first car and I drove that shitbox for ten years before upgrading to a real car.
Really the only thing it has going for itself is how spacious it is on the inside, provided you choose between passengers or goods.
Apart from that, the clutch broke a few times (current car's clutch is still going after seven years) and one time the oil sump had a rust hole, which, according to the garage guy, came from the inside.
I will never buy a french car again, fuck them.
>the sheer salt of this post
jealous VW golf hands typed this
>t. didn't read beyond the first sentence
dumb burgermutt lol
My mom drove an early one daily for 15 years and never had any problem.
>muh french cars bad
dilate
>tfw lost my virginity in exactly the same color one
MERCI TWINGO
MERCI TWINGO
MERCI TWINGO
MERCI TWINGO
MERCI TWINGO
>muh french cars bad
Oui. Et alors, nique ta mère, ta soeur, ton frère, ton père, ton chien, putain, connard, Tour de France 1940, "à vendre: pistolet militaire français, inutilisé, jetée une fois", etc.
MERCI TWINGO
pull out the back seats and install a TOW launcher on the roof
its already weaponized, you just dont know about it
I once had a little old French couple drive me in one of these to ascend a mountain higher than any in my home country.
The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
The Twingo is a unit, put a BMP-1 turret on it
>The engine whined and groaned but got us there.
I don't see what's so special about a Twingo carrying three people uphill, unless the three of you were fatasses and it was like a >10% incline.
One of my favorite things about going to Europe as an American is seeing pimped out pieces of shit like this everywhere
Its already a weapon
>Mounts crowded sidewalk
Just fill it with IEDs and drive it remotely into a fortified target.
Redneck land-based drone strike, commandeered over the internet from the comfort and safety of a single wide trailer with a laptop and a beer in hand.
>Just fill it with IEDs
If the question is: How do I weaponize this?
The answer is often: Fill it with IEDs.
Cars, weapons caches, quadrotors, dead bodies, you name it.
They are rigging dead bodies with explosives for booby traps on the European front as we speak, according to recent reports.