Weapon used during the moscow attack

One of the guns used during the moscow attack, what's this? A modified Ak-105?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saiga 223?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saiga Mk .223 Rem "Tactical Edition"?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that stock
    >that muzzle device
    Its an AK12, only thing throwing me off is the upper handguard, I didnt think they hinged like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think its just broken.
      Looks like the gun was dropped hard, and was already missing the lower handguard, apparently.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did these dudes really drop their guns and get away?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, police got to the scene 1 hour too late

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible. Now they have to find new guns for the next zigger cull.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An HOUR?
        In the capital during war time?
        Vatnik police out here making the Uvdale PD looking like a fast response unit smdh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol feel like they were allowed to get away
        could very well be a russian falseflag

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And started arresting victims immediately. At least one of the victims got a stock to the face.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Classic, literally textbook Russian counter terrorism response

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do all service weapons get that fricked up and is it just that I'm used to looking at nicely kept civilian examples or are the Russians actually just using the first thing they can find in their Soviet-era vaults?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another gun used by one of the moscow shooters. ID?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like a VEPR or some similar civilian gun

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly some sort of civilian Vepr/Saiga carbine? Looks like it’s pretty new, still appears to have the charging handle cover they ship with.

        some civilian ak 7.62x39 magpul stock probably vepr

        Noguns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly some sort of civilian Vepr/Saiga carbine? Looks like it’s pretty new, still appears to have the charging handle cover they ship with.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some civilian ak 7.62x39 magpul stock probably vepr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly some sort of civilian Vepr/Saiga carbine? Looks like it’s pretty new, still appears to have the charging handle cover they ship with.

        Are there veprs with standard front trunnions? At least the ones who made it to the US are bulged like an RPK.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron, that's the Dallas shooter Saiga AK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats from the 2016 blm Black person shooting cops that got blown up by the police.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of fricking newbies falling for this lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scope
      They're better equipped than the mobiks

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chances this is a false flag? Tensions have been ramping up lately, maybe monke wants an excuse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ are of course accussing CIA and Mossad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        morons will be morons.

        >Chances this is a false flag?
        The probability is 1.

        Yeah, 1/1.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no greater probability than 1 my guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1/1 = 1

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom is the greatest value that can be assigned to something.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wholesome 🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they will never blame their comrade from ziggerland or le shitskinerinos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They do that for everything, if their dog farts a bit too loudly they blame it on the CIA and Mossad (what they don’t know is that it was SHISH who was behind it)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when ISIS gave Russia the casus belli to invade Syria by blowing up a plane and /misc/Black folk were claiming it was the CIA that did it. Brown people just have to blame the white man for everything that goes wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And I accuse their mothers for never loving them and that being the reason for their lives spent without touching a woman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chances this is a false flag?
      The probability is 1.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Highly likely
      Life imitates art

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of anything less out of character than Muslims from an ethnic minority shooting up Russians in a public space. I honestly think this is exactly what it looks like. conspiratorial thinking is a bad reflex imho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Russia is as weak as it's been in a while (just look at Belgorod), and plenty of Muzzies have a bone to pick with the Russians so why wouldn't they kick them while they're down?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chances this is a false flag?
      The probability is 1.

      If it was the Russians they'd be making a huge deal out of blaming Ukraine, and if it was the US they wouldn't have warned anyone. Could have been Ukraine independently I guess, trying to start a fight between Russia and the Stans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If it was the Russians they'd be making a huge deal out of blaming Ukraine
        Which they are right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The facts are these:
      >CIA warned Russia about a terrorist attack
      >Russia apparently didn't listen
      >Were silent about the perpetrators and didn't point to any terrorist group
      >ISIS took credit for it and now it's always been ISIS
      Nothing here makes Russia look good. If it's a falseflag, it was a moronic one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when the US made the warning, Putin dismissed it as Western attempts to destabilize Russia.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The facts are these:
          >CIA warned Russia about a terrorist attack
          >Russia apparently didn't listen
          >Were silent about the perpetrators and didn't point to any terrorist group
          >ISIS took credit for it and now it's always been ISIS
          Nothing here makes Russia look good. If it's a falseflag, it was a moronic one.

          >Nothing here makes Russia look good. If it's a falseflag, it was a moronic one.
          You're not kidding, Anon. As I write this, Putin's flat dismissal of those warnings three days ago is STILL up on the Kremlin-controlled TASS news outlet: https://tass.ru/politika/20283597 -- Picrel is the translation to save y'all the trouble.
          I am now convinced that this was not in fact a falseflag and is merely another case study in massive and embarrassing Russian incompetence.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the west actually tried to help russia
            >reeeeeee blackmail
            Damn they're moronic lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is something so frustrating about shit like this. From time to time governments and organisations will really just try and do each other a solid out of a sense of shared humanity and sometimes it gets ruined for no good reason.

              https://i.imgur.com/53n3JzA.jpg

              [...]
              >Nothing here makes Russia look good. If it's a falseflag, it was a moronic one.
              You're not kidding, Anon. As I write this, Putin's flat dismissal of those warnings three days ago is STILL up on the Kremlin-controlled TASS news outlet: https://tass.ru/politika/20283597 -- Picrel is the translation to save y'all the trouble.
              I am now convinced that this was not in fact a falseflag and is merely another case study in massive and embarrassing Russian incompetence.

              Yeah, I totally understand the impulse to point fingers at Russian intelligence but incompetence is more likely. An attempt to galvanise the population would be further out from the election and there's a pretty decent chance they'd try to finger Ukraine for it still, pretense to mobilisation or something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >An attempt to galvanise the population would be further out from the election and there's a pretty decent chance they'd try to finger Ukraine for it still, pretense to mobilisation or something.
                50/50 chance the Kremlin still might try, but it's going to be a hard sell.
                >Now in this time of war, the Russian people can count on the shrewd leadership of the man who spent the past few days publicly ridiculing the warnings he got from multiple nations! Only Vova Vladimir can be trusted to keep the Russian people safe, like he did in the concert hall!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now that is fully possible, I'm more meaning this isn't at all when you'd pick if you were picking the timing and optics of an event.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the west actually tried to help russia
              >reeeeeee blackmail
              This is like a public service announcement on the dangers of terminal contrarianism, lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it was blackmail, and this is the CIA showing what happens when you ignore their advice.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be CIA
              >February 2022
              >publicly warn everybody that Putin is planning a sneak attack
              >Kremlin official response: "Lies! Slander! The CIA is only saying these falsehoods to sow division against the Russian people!"
              >Putin invades
              >shockedpikachu.jpg
              >March 2024
              >publicly warn Putin that terrorists are planning a sneak attack
              >Kremlin official response: "Lies! Slander! The CIA is only saying these falsehoods to sow division between the Russian people!"
              >terrorists attack
              >shockedpikachu.jpg
              Seems like the CIA doesn't need to do anything to illustrate the point at all, lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I get why people shit on the CIA and always treat everything they say with extreme prejudice but come the frick on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The kneejerk Anti-American crowd really hates admitting it when the CIA's evil Russophobic comments turn out to be 100% on the money.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you implying that the CIA didn't orchestrate the Ukraine war? Because it's hard to see who else could possibly benefit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds crazy, but these days I can believe anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he's allowed to leave his position later, what would his new American name be?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same name, living on the Ritz

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Walter Peters
                Give him sunglasses and a fake tan and no one will give him a second glance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what would his new American name be?
                If he doesn't go from "Putin" to "Takeout" I'd be disappointed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The CIA beat him at his own game and replaced him with a double.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shockedpikachu.jpg
                I can not take posts seriously that use blatant redditisms like this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the west actually tried to help russia
            >reeeeeee blackmail
            Damn they're moronic lmao

            >CIA warns, Russians dismiss, nothing happens
            Psyop/intimidation/CIA is stupid/etc.

            >CIA warns, Russians dismiss, something happens
            Best case CIA is partially responsible, worst case CIA did it. If only the CIA had fully shared their information with the Tsar then the Okhrana would surely have been able to nip these troublemakers in the bud and this tragedy would have been prevented; shame on the USA for allowing this to happen by not trusting Russia and sharing all of their intel. Calling it "blackmail" also serves as an oblique claim that the CIA was DIRECTLY responsible, as well.

            >CIA doesn't know, something happens
            Nothingburger.

            >CIA warns, Russians handle it
            Russia denies that the CIA helped at all

            >CIA knows but doesn't warn, Russians handle it, story comes out later
            Xaxaxa Russia doesn't need CIA. Perhaps FSB is better than CIA? :^)

            Basically it's always in the US's interest to issue these warnings but from the Russian political perspective it's always best to dismiss first because if it's handled competently then they look like they're on par with the CIA and if it isn't handled competently then then they can blame the CIA to some extent.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >CIA warns, Russians dismiss, something happens
              The playbook you have for the Russians sounds like what they'd do to try and dodge the blame, absolutely, but early reports are that it's gonna be a mighty tough sell this time around.
              >"but the CIA didn't share ENOUGH info with us! How was the FSB supposed to find terrorists in our own capital city without more help from the Americans?"
              I mean, as a desperate last-ditch attempt to save face, I suppose they don't have anything better. Russian Telegram is currently at DefCon 1 for seething that "the CIA has better intel in Russia than the FSB", though.
              >"Actually the CIA was DIRECTLY responsible and planned out this attack! They only publicly warned the Kremlin starting March 8th, two full fricking weeks in advance because... uh... they're that powerful and they wanted to play on Hard Mode for a little challenge this time..."
              The logic of an advance warning about their own operation just falls right apart without much prodding, but even worse is the tacit admission that the CIA is that good, the Kremlin is that incompetent, or both.
              Putin's whole reputation is built on the foundation that he's the genius strongman who can provide security and save Russia from the instability and uncertainty of the late 1990s. Between the Belgorod incursion, Wagner's speedrun, and now this shitshow, I have a feeling he's starting to sweat about how much that reputation's been tarnished.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are gonna try to spin this as an Ukrainean backed attack

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, they're trying their damnedest right now. A directive to state media leaked where there were specific instructions to "play up any traces of Ukrainian involvement". And while the Russians have never let facts get in the way of a propaganda narrative, I'm not sure how well it's going to work considering the US had the intel in advance and made it public, though.
              If Putin tries to use it as an excuse to "escalate" in Ukraine, I for one have no idea what that would mean right now since Russia is already throwing everything they have just to eke out less than a km advance over the course of weeks. Any ideas?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when the US made the warning, Putin dismissed it as Western attempts to destabilize Russia.

        Israeli
        Secret
        Intelligence
        Service

        CIA wouldn't bother warning
        Russia would immediately blame the intended ff target
        Really far from Ukraine on a target with no military value likely to incur retributive civvie strikes
        Israel said RU would pay for backing Assad and not denouncing Hamas+Purim holiday celebrating massacre of Chosenite's enemies is.. today.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes always best to do a big terrorist attack against a country 20% of your citizens have ties to

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda like the King David Hotel or the USS Liberty, exactly.
            If your nation has "ties" to another, false flagging becomes much easier.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What about this? What about that? What about the 1999 apartment bombings?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have a very interesting style of sentence construction.
                Quit bono? Qui?
                Obvious false flag is obvious. Israel medically treats ISIS.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Obvious false flag is obvious.
                Agreed. Sloppy job FSB.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol JIDF pls go away

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mossad and FSB are practically mirror images when it comes to how much they fumble their ops, whether it's failed assassination attempts or some guys drinking a bit of RDX tea.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Russia planned and funded 7/10 though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always been a little interesting that ISIS has never carried out a single attack on any Israeli, but they do seem to regularly carry out attacks on Israel's enemies..Iran recently, the Tehran bombing. Many civilian deaths. Actions in Syria. Now this. Very interesting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russia
            >Israel's enemies
            Do we have to post the photos of Putin with the rabbis again?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The government of Israel dislikes Russia for the reasons mentioned in

              [...]
              Israeli
              Secret
              Intelligence
              Service

              CIA wouldn't bother warning
              Russia would immediately blame the intended ff target
              Really far from Ukraine on a target with no military value likely to incur retributive civvie strikes
              Israel said RU would pay for backing Assad and not denouncing Hamas+Purim holiday celebrating massacre of Chosenite's enemies is.. today.

              Plus Russia just negotiated with the Houthis for shipping. So yeah I think you're off the mark here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Russia has been backing Syria for almost a decade
                >Israel now just decided to do something about it
                Russia like China supports Israel's enemies because it makes them look good to the "Global South" because their geopolitical reputation is based off helping the third world. That being said they have never condemned or cut off ties to Israel because it would make them look bad especially for Russia since they make a big deal about how much they we're the bulwark against Fascism. There's a reason why they accuse Ukraine of being filled with Nazis.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except Russia JUST negotiated a deal with the Houthis to ship through sand monkey strait or whatever the frick it's called. You don't think negotiating with the Houthis might ruffle a few feathers over in Yarmulke Land?

                Listen I know this board is filled with people who spent years of their lives shooting at camel frickers - no doubt it was some of them who did it. But just like you're asking "why now" for Israel - why would the Dagestanis do this now? Who actually stands to benefit from this?

                I'm genuinely asking. Syria and Israel would be top of mine. Probably not Ukraine. Maybe some random Muslims with a grudge. But if this was actually ISIS...they have some longstanding suspicious ties to Israel.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would the Dagestanis do this now?
                They've been doing it for decades.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would the Dagestanis do this now?
                They probably just saw a window of opportunity to kick Russia while it's down. The RVC/LFR raids and the refinery attacks have made Russia's internal security look kinda shitty.

                Not implausible but again if ISIS claims responsibility it almost immediately points toward Israel in this reporters opinion, for reasons I have already spelled out. Didn't ISIS take credit?

                Just saying if they did it's interesting that ISIS always seems to go after the enemies of Israel, allegedly had a non-aggression pact, allegedly had its fighters treated by Israelis, allegedly received weapons through Libya via the CIA at the start of the Syrian civil war...etc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your reasons are stupid.

                >ISIS always seems to go after the enemies of Israel
                ISIS goes after everyone. They've claimed credit for many islamic terrorist attacks against the west. Their core territory between Syria and Iraq attacked every other faction it came in contact with.
                >b-but they didn't attack israel!
                They never reached the Israeli border.

                >allegedly
                >allegedly
                >allegedly
                Who's alleging and based on what evidence?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.timesofisrael.com/ex-defense-minister-says-is-apologized-to-israel-for-november-clash/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://english.alarabiya.net/amp/News/middle-east/2015/07/03/Militants-fire-rocket-from-Sinai-into-Israel-

                Not to mention the multiple shootings/stabbings by isis

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie ISIS fricking apologized to Israel for accidentally fighting its forces

                https://www.timesofisrael.com/ex-defense-minister-says-is-apologized-to-israel-for-november-clash/

                >The RVC/LFR raids and the refinery attacks have made Russia's internal security look kinda shitty.
                True, and Pringles' mostly unopposed road trip didn't help either. Or the hour it took the Moscow police to respond to this shooting.
                [...]
                > if ISIS claims responsibility it almost immediately points toward Israel
                All of the theories about "FSB false flag" and "It was the shadowy cabal that controls both Israel and ISIS" don't pass Occam's Razor: what appears to be the UK, US, UAE, and other intelligence agencies tipping off Russia to a terrorist threat that Putin then ignored is most likely to be exactly that -- unless somebody has absolutely indisputable proof to the contrary. Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence.

                If you aren't at least considering both of those possibilities you're a moron. It's also a possibility that it was random muzzies or ex-Wagner or any number of things but ISIS DOES appear to have ties to Israel and the CIA and it's being reported they claimed credit.

                Using Occams Razor to discount a very interestingly timed terrorist attack on Russia in the age of fifth generation warfare is about as asinine as you can possibly get. It's moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would make more sense to say Israel *probably* gave/gives IS support than to say they directly control them, unless you have some actual evidence worth posting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they're directly controlled by Israel, nor was the Mujahideen controlled by the CIA. but that isn't really saying much.

                Just interesting to consider those possibilities is all. Fifth generation warfare etc

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ya’alon’s officer refused to elaborate on how exactly the Islamic State expressed its apology to Israel after the attack.
                So some homosexual ex-minister is talking shit wow meanwhile ISIS literally shelled the border several times after this and even did several attacks in Israel in 2022

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >homie ISIS fricking apologized to Israel for accidentally fighting its forces
                A politician said that ISIS was sorry after they got bombed in retaliation for attacking.

                Get fricked morons
                https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2017-06-19/ty-article/israel-reportedly-providing-direct-aid-to-syrian-rebels/0000017f-f06c-d223-a97f-fdfdfef50000

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >with the goal of maintaining a buffer zone of friendly forces to keep ISIS and forces aligned with Iran at bay
                >keep ISIS at bay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you literally not read your article?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Syrian Rebels
                >ISIS
                >Inb4 their both the same

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >homie ISIS fricking apologized to Israel for accidentally fighting its forces
                A politician said that ISIS was sorry after they got bombed in retaliation for attacking.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Furthermore, that politician wasn't even in the government when the alleged incident happened.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you aren't at least considering both of those possibilities you're a moron.
                Based on the standard of evidence that you've supplied to back your claims, you shouldn't be so quick to rule out the Freemasons or the Illuminati.
                >Using Occams Razor to discount a very interestingly timed terrorist attack on Russia in the age of fifth generation warfare is about as asinine as you can possibly get. It's moronic.
                I believe the true moron is the one who doesn't even understand the basis of rational thought in the Western tradition. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, so if you've got a webm of the Mossad sitting down with their ISIS leadership counterparts at the monthly meeting to plan out the next quarter's activities? By all means! Post it! I'll keep an open mind if you've got hard, verifiable evidence to show off.
                Or you could offer your concession, that works too. But first, read up on the definition of Occam's Razor so you can try explain why, precisely, it doesn't apply to the evidence available so far. I could use a good laugh.
                >ISIS DOES appear to have ties to Israel and the CIA and it's being reported they claimed credit.
                >appear to
                >picrel
                Got a link for your sources on all your dumbfrick "IT WUZ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ!!1!" claims? How many of them are posts on /x/ ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here ya go bud
                >Further, according to Israeli daily Yedioth Ahronoth, Knesset member Aida Touma-Suleiman made the assertion - which, she said, were based on UN documents - that Israel purchased oil for IS: “These links have been well documented, with reports surfacing of oil purchases from the Islamic State [i.e., Daesh], which the Israeli government headed by [Prime Minister] Benjamin Netanyahu has done”.[5]

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://www.wsj.com/articles/islamic-state-steps-up-oil-and-gas-sales-to-assad-regime-1484835563
                Even if this were true and not some Arab Seething at bibi and making up shit you'd be implying that Assad is supporting ISIS lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could this shilling be any more obvious? Reliable source evidence clearly stating Israel directly gave aid to ISIS and you're gonna pilpul like that doesn't completely demolish the entire thread worth or nut hugging Israel you've done suggesting there isn't suspicious ties between Israel and ISIS. Shut the frick up already

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie you're a moron. Even if Israel bought ISIS oil knowingly (doubt) that implicates Turkey and the Syrian regime much more in "providing aid", as ISIS literally funded itself through regime oil sales for years. In reality it's just cheap oil and people look the other way.

                >In August, the "Financial Times" reported that Israel obtained 75% of its oil supplies from Iraqi Kurdistan. More than a third of such exports go through the port of Ceyhan, which the FT describe as a “potential gateway for ISIS-smuggled crude."
                This is the only non-arab source I can see which supports your moronic claim.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Reliable source evidence clearly stating Israel directly gave aid to ISIS
                Black person your sources point to Israel supporting the FSA and then you cope and claim the the FSA is secretly ISIS.
                >But they their affiliated to Salafists organizations
                Said organizations are still against ISIS. The main issue the West had with the FSA is them chimping out against the Kurds or vice versa.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Reliable source evidence
                A Turkish news outlet (obviously unbiased if not actively pro-Israel) quoting an allegation from an Arab member of a minority party saying the UN docs show somebody purchased oil from the IS, and she says Netanyahu is "somebody".
                >clearly stating Israel directly gave aid to ISIS
                But it doesn't. I attached a screencap of the article and it doesn't say that anywhere.
                Why are you making things up?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Turkey
                >Pro-Israel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the point I'm trying to make -- when that Anon says "reliable source evidence" he apparently believes that the Turks don't have any axes to grind concerning Israel. Which is probably why he posted the text as a quote and didn't want to show where it came from.
                Well, that and the source inconveniently not saying what he said it does, lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://english.alarabiya.net/amp/News/middle-east/2015/07/03/Militants-fire-rocket-from-Sinai-into-Israel-

                Not to mention the multiple shootings/stabbings by isis

                >ISIS never attacks Israel
                Well, that theory's busted.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://english.alarabiya.net/amp/News/middle-east/2015/07/03/Militants-fire-rocket-from-Sinai-into-Israel-

                Not to mention the multiple shootings/stabbings by isis

                So an Egyptian group claimed they shot some rockets, Egypt says they don't have evidence that rockets were launched, and no location or casualties are mentioned.
                Thank god JIDF like you are around, or we might have missed this momentous news.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/20/rockets-fired-into-southern-israel-from-egypts-sinai

                This better for you? And it's literally ISIS' Sinai affiliate. It's not a random group, ISIS pays these guys salary and appoints the leader

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My friend, you clearly do not understand what you are talking about. ISIS is an extremist, ultramilitant, fanatical, Wahhabist organisation that views everyone who also doesn't take this stance to be a mortal enemy.

                If they haven't attacked you, it just means they haven't got into your country yet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would the Dagestanis do this now?
                They probably just saw a window of opportunity to kick Russia while it's down. The RVC/LFR raids and the refinery attacks have made Russia's internal security look kinda shitty.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The RVC/LFR raids and the refinery attacks have made Russia's internal security look kinda shitty.
                True, and Pringles' mostly unopposed road trip didn't help either. Or the hour it took the Moscow police to respond to this shooting.

                [...]
                Not implausible but again if ISIS claims responsibility it almost immediately points toward Israel in this reporters opinion, for reasons I have already spelled out. Didn't ISIS take credit?

                Just saying if they did it's interesting that ISIS always seems to go after the enemies of Israel, allegedly had a non-aggression pact, allegedly had its fighters treated by Israelis, allegedly received weapons through Libya via the CIA at the start of the Syrian civil war...etc.

                > if ISIS claims responsibility it almost immediately points toward Israel
                All of the theories about "FSB false flag" and "It was the shadowy cabal that controls both Israel and ISIS" don't pass Occam's Razor: what appears to be the UK, US, UAE, and other intelligence agencies tipping off Russia to a terrorist threat that Putin then ignored is most likely to be exactly that -- unless somebody has absolutely indisputable proof to the contrary. Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What shadowy cabal? It's the actual Israeli government, doing factually reported things that are well in keeping with their historical modus operandi.
                Blow some shit up, blame it on the muzzies. If an actual Muslim can be convinced to do it, all the better.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would the Dagestanis do this
                Remember the shitstains who performed the Boston Marathon bombing? Wann'a take a wild-ass guess where they were imported from?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, are you trying to apply logic and reason to the actions of fanatical Islamists?

                I know conspiracy theories are a fun brain rot, but you have to understand these are rabid dogs who will lash out at anything or anyone who provokes them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russia
            >Israel's enemies
            Do we have to post the photos of Putin with the rabbis again?

            >Russia has been backing Syria for almost a decade
            >Israel now just decided to do something about it
            Russia like China supports Israel's enemies because it makes them look good to the "Global South" because their geopolitical reputation is based off helping the third world. That being said they have never condemned or cut off ties to Israel because it would make them look bad especially for Russia since they make a big deal about how much they we're the bulwark against Fascism. There's a reason why they accuse Ukraine of being filled with Nazis.

            Except Russia JUST negotiated a deal with the Houthis to ship through sand monkey strait or whatever the frick it's called. You don't think negotiating with the Houthis might ruffle a few feathers over in Yarmulke Land?

            Listen I know this board is filled with people who spent years of their lives shooting at camel frickers - no doubt it was some of them who did it. But just like you're asking "why now" for Israel - why would the Dagestanis do this now? Who actually stands to benefit from this?

            I'm genuinely asking. Syria and Israel would be top of mine. Probably not Ukraine. Maybe some random Muslims with a grudge. But if this was actually ISIS...they have some longstanding suspicious ties to Israel.

            If only you really knew how bad it was

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          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Always been a little interesting that ISIS has never carried out a single attack on any Israeli

            maybe that has to do with the fact that isreal is basically a fortress state and will know literally any ISIS member within a 100km radius?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            terrorists attack soft targets
            Israel is not (typically) a soft target

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >U.S warns iran about impending isis attack
            >U.S warns russia about impending isis attack
            >hurr durr how convenient isis doesnt attack le west

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Always been a little interesting that ISIS has never carried out a single attack on any Israeli
            That's not true. There has been ISIS cells in Sinai which have shot at Israelis in cross-border attacks while fighting the Egyptian army (which was getting secret Israeli air force support), and a few sporadic attacks by radicalized Israeli-Arabs and Palestinians attributed to ISIS. Russia also said earlier this month it broke up an ISIS cell that was plotting to attack a synagogue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should also add the fact that earlier this month FSB announced they’d killed a couple of ISIS militants in a raid in Moscow preparing an attack on a church

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta admit ISIS attacking Moscow was not on my bingo card for 2024. Imagine, if you will, how absolutely fricking hilarious it would be if the first nuclear terrorist attack ends up being against russia.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Russia will probably glass Afghanistan

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God I hope so.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, that would be based. Insurgencies are a b***h if you want to rule a country, but what would happen if someone just flattened Kabul from the air? Neither Muzzie faction in Afghanistan has Ukraine's air coverage.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The should leave Ukies alone, withdraw and relocate their forces to Afghanistan and IRAQ, and fully glass those ragheads, grab their resource and oil goodness, putin become an hero again, saves his face, free the word with those terrorists scum and everybody wins

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unleaded 91 for anda too dola again!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That'll actually be too based for putin to do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_the_Russian_embassy_in_Kabul

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, people said ISIS is irrelevant but they're still alive and kicking. I still don't know what's the difference between the original ISIS and this new ISIS-K though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ISIS-K is in Afghanistan and they have the rare distinction of having the US and Taliban team up to pound them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They realized the suicide campaigns against the taliban weren't working so they've gone underground to try and reconstitute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course its a falseflag.
      But is it American or Russian, is the question.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think USA or Ukraine will pull that shit, too risky, imagine if someone get captured, russians knows how to make a man talk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly it's Chechen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is just normal Muslim behavior. Just don't tell Putin or the Soviet boomers who still think churkas are their brothers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are we all forgetting Russia had some battle with terrorists like 2 weeks ago?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never heard that. Where did they happen, got a link?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nation with zero hope and a huge Muslim population has a Muslim shooting during a time where everything in the country is more fricked than normal
      I dunno mang, this seems pretty on brand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if it's a false flag, it has to be the most moronic false flag operation ever
      since it's russia, this moronation is normal
      anyways, are there any rare guns that were found?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minimal.
      Otherwise putin would make some sort of address or statement on the matter. He hasn't to this moment.
      And btw, his "we will kill terrorists even if we find them on the toilet" is a phrase that made him popular and famous originally. Now is the time to say something badass, but he doesn't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ are of course accussing CIA and Mossad.

      Unlikely. This is a result of Russia's intervention in North Africa, where Wagner group is propping up the local coups and fighting the local Jihadis; they've stepped into a big pile of Jihaddi to look big and are suddenly mystified that Jihaddis are randomly striking back at Russian targets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >North Africa
        The sahel isn't in North Africa

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It pretty definitively is?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're a transit region between the two but nobody considers any of them aside from maybe Mauritius north African

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Mauritius

              Mauritius is an island in the Indian ocean, off Madagascar. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant Mauritania instead.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Mauritius is an island in the Indian ocean, off Madagascar
                SHUT
                DOWN
                EVERYTHING

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a bumblebee

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the Russian authorities try to claim western weapons given to Ukraine was used for the attack
    They can probably throw a few spent AT-4 tubes there for their photo ops

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming the magazine is from the same weapon, an AK-15. Possibly a civ semi-auto variant, but doubt there are many of those around, and footage I saw showed at least some full auto firing.

    Kind of interesting - they aren't exactly super common even now, even among well supplied troops.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if its the Free Russia legion who did it?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, look at where the rear sight is located. Only the AK-12 puts it there.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ak-12. Why is it spraypainted???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disguise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They got a prestige for 70 kills

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terrorists using rus military relatively rare gen1 service rifle? cool story, vladdy boy

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muscovites still don't care about politics even after a horrible attack like this happened. You'd think that an authoritarian government would be good at security, but what's the point of having a government that is neither open nor able to guarantee the safety of its (conforming) citizens?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were they using ammunition caked with dog shit or something? I've seen multiple videos at different times where they're literally shooting dragon's breath.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous


      There's some stills of the ammunition here. Highly likely it could be rusted from forest caches the caucasus insurgents love digging.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you elaborate on that? Ik actually interested

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Wolf steelcase doesn't spark this much, Jesus Christ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better question why is the fool filming instead of taking cover or fleeing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick are they just sitting there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /spectate

        Better question why is the fool filming instead of taking cover or fleeing?

        Fear makes people freeze up in a group, as you don't want to be the first one to move, because then you'll be the one catching all the attention and fire whilst everyone has a chance to react and get away. Because of that, no one moves, because no one wants to be first.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /spectate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rusty barrels cause the spark throwing. All these newbies apparently never saw a single video from Syria civil war because every other AK threw sparks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better question why is the fool filming instead of taking cover or fleeing?

      Why the frick are they just sitting there

      Best Question:
      WTF are they not firing back?!?
      I cold easily cap both of those guys with my 265.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they actually catch the alleged sandBlack folk yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe so. Talk on Twitter is that the ring leader is currently being interrogated. Believed to be one Shamir Hadyak, a Dagestani cleric with ties to Nikko Rochannar, a used car smuggler from Uzbekistan and the mysterious Chamas Carkul, a Sufi Mystic from Tajikistan. Together the three are known as Ten Thousand Sword Extremists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a used car smuggler from Uzbekistan
        Why do I find this funny for some reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First time I've ever seen the other two MDE guys roped into the meme, kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a used car smuggler from Uzbekistan
        Why do I find this funny for some reason

        An' he's doin' it for his daughter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is a sufi a credible jihadi, they are the hippies of islam that are prosecuted by every other muslim.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got bamboozled anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shamir Hadyak
        He can't keep getting away with it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's going to be the funny part:

        monke was able to apprehend ANY of the perps because the CIA information he received (and continues to receive) includes details on the people involved.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so let's say it's not a conspiracy, that ISIS is doing it, wouldn't this be simply a beginning? What I mean is - attacks on Russian soil rather than your typical car bombs in embassies abroad kind of routine which they already do. With this thing kicking off, I don't think this is going to be a one-off event.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would assume Russia has a nonfunctional state security apparatus, they slipped up this time but will probably clamp down on other leads, cutting short investigations to prevent people from trying this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This raid was SOP for ISIS, nothing new or strange about it
      It was essentially a rerun of the 2015 Bataclan attack - same target set, same strategy
      The difference is that in France a police superintendent armed with nothing but his service pistol ran into the theatre alone to buy time for the heavies to get there, while in Russia the entire internal security apparatus sat around with their thubs up their collective arses while the terrorists shot 140 people, lit the building on fire and then just fricking drove off.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I would like the idea of this being ISIS acting on Mossad's behalf to be true, because it make Russia look moronic and makes Israel look like bloodthirsty psychos.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In this thread anon tries to fit a square peg through a round hole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In this thread anon tries to fit a square peg through a round hole
      As per usual for the /misc/ crowd, yup.

      What shadowy cabal? It's the actual Israeli government, doing factually reported things that are well in keeping with their historical modus operandi.
      Blow some shit up, blame it on the muzzies. If an actual Muslim can be convinced to do it, all the better.

      homie ISIS fricking apologized to Israel for accidentally fighting its forces
      [...]

      [...]
      If you aren't at least considering both of those possibilities you're a moron. It's also a possibility that it was random muzzies or ex-Wagner or any number of things but ISIS DOES appear to have ties to Israel and the CIA and it's being reported they claimed credit.

      Using Occams Razor to discount a very interestingly timed terrorist attack on Russia in the age of fifth generation warfare is about as asinine as you can possibly get. It's moronic.

      >US intelligence had reason to believe a terrorist attack in Moscow was imminent
      >Notify Putin under standard 'duty to warn' doctrine
      >Other intelligence agencies give similar warnings based on their own intel
      >Putin goes on the record, calls these public warnings fake news to sow divisions in the Russian people
      >terrorist attack takes place
      >Islamic State claims responsibility
      >US official says its intelligence confirms Islamic State claim
      >swarm of mouthbreathers looks at the above evidence and immediately claims this was all an Israeli op, picrel
      Here's the problem with your theory: it requires me to believe that multiple nations -- including the United Arab Emirates -- have contacts inside the Mossad deep enough to give them the intel on this plan, which they then publicly communicated to Russia. They all did this in an effort to spoil this "Israeli" operation, and you believe this is in character specifically for the US: which has such a long and public record of wienerblocking Israel in public and never backing their plays, like in Gaza recently. Then after the operation's over, the Islamic State claims responsibility, and all of different nations who warned Russia to try to *stop* this from happening immediately go along with Israel's cunning ruse to use ISIS as a cat's paw and validate their cover story, when they could easily blow the lid off the whole thing.
      And the above sounds perfectly reasonable to you. The US works hand-in-glove to mask the identity of the true perpetrators... literally days after giving warning to their targets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, it seems that Russia can't afford multiple shill farms, so they've just assigned the ones that usually work in the Gaza threads to work over here today. That's the only sane reason why they are being so fricking moronic.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Btw the ISIS is a israeli plot meme started from Muslims outside the Middle East coping. They literally cannot stand the idea of Muslims being anything but united so they have to blame Israel. They blame Israel for literally everything
    No self respecting whitefella would actually be surprised that Muslims are terrorist morons

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hearing normies talk about this is genuinely painful
    >america said it was gonna happen
    >so they did it
    ?????????
    what did they just warn Russia and not realize that they'd be clocked by these geniuses as doing false flag because they knew about it before it happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most simple explanation is the US probably intercepted some email or message about an attack in Moscow with their glowBlack person spy skillz

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah bro they did it, they just didn't know that by saying it'd happen we'd know they did it, stupid intelligence agencies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid intelligence agencies.
          Exactly, it has to be embarrassing to be warned of an attack, and then still take over an hour to actually respond to the attack in your own capital

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the US, or any other country for that matter, carries out its diplomatic decisions based on how moronic normalgay cretins will react to it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because the United States believed that by forwarding some intelligence they may be able to save some civilian lives and possibly improve back-channel relations with Moscow in the process.
      The price of trying to do something nice for a change, I guess.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love Monke got butthurt the embassy issued a travel advisory to US citizens. Motherfricker you're the one who keeps breaking olive branches every time we try to give you one.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ask what's taking him so long to respond? He has to come up with a reason why he ignored it. He's probably gulag'd a dozen speechwriters today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably just gonna say some generic thing about glowies but also #not all muslims

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably just gonna say some generic thing about glowies but also #not all muslims

      >Ladies and gentlemen, Russia has received irrefutable evidence that the government of the United Kingdom aided one Gerhardt Falken in the attack on the Crocus Theatre as part of a plot to bring about the reunification of Crimea by force. We have in our possession classified British documents which prove that the UKgovernment planned to bring down the Russian government and use the resulting period of internal confusion to achieve their aim of remaking Ukraine into the principal continental power in Europe yet again. All Europeans know what that would mean to world peace.

      Here's his speech already leaked

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah so you didn't read your own article and took ten minutes to come up with this cope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter-rebel_conflict_during_the_Syrian_civil_war

      >Immediate low effort replies
      I'm gonna back off and just let you two continue doing your jobs here. Mission accomplished I guess. I don't want to continue this arguably off topic arguably quasi political thread of discussion..but you have done nothing to convince anyone reading the thread of your position just manufacture consensus with oddly emotional overly defensive posting.

      I still believe ISIS is a proxy for Israel and that they'd be operating in Russia right now does not make sense unless you understand that they are a proxy for Israel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All you've proven is you don't read articles you post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >operating in Russia right now does not make sense
        I don't know maybe because there's a shit ton of pissed off Chechens and Dagestanis who have a know track record of terrorism and pledged themselves to ISIS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn’t make sense that there are violent Islamists in a country for whom an entire decade was defined by Islamist violence

          Any sources you can produce suggesting that ISIS has history in Russia before the last few months would be appreciated

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kizlyar_church_shooting

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.calibreobscura.com/the-weapons-of-isis-wilayat-al-qawkaz-north-caucus/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ISIS-K bombed the Russian embassy in Kabul 2 years ago, Metrojet 9268 was bombed by the Sinai branch in 2015, al-Baghdadi was ranting and raving about the Russians even before they tried to drop a bomb on his head. There has long been talk of ISIS-K and other affiliated groups gaining headways in the Caucasus after al-Qaida fell by the wayside. This is just a further escalation of their conflict. Your ignorance doesn't mean it didn't exist.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Metrojet 9268
              Man, I totally forgot about this. For a supposedly big event such as this - a bomb in an airplane situation, this event wasn't talked about much.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was Russians (for the most part) who died.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn’t make sense that there are violent Islamists in a country for whom an entire decade was defined by Islamist violence

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already moved your goalpost from ISIS never attacking Israel to ISIS not attacking Israel as vigorously as it attacks closer targets.

        >that [ISIS is] operating in Russia right now does not make sense unless you understand that they are a proxy for Israel.
        Russia's Caucuses region has been a hotbed of Islamic extremism for decades. Russia has experienced dozens of terrorist attacks originating from that region. The brutality that has made ISIS famous (e.g. those beheading videos) was pioneered by Caucus-based Islamists in the 90s. And the only way you can make sense of Islamic extremists in Russia is Israel starting in the mid 2010s?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia's Caucuses region has been a hotbed of Islamic extremism for decades
          Remind me what ISIS stands for again?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ISIS is the name that stuck in English. Their name in Arabic translates to Islamic State.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough. For the record I am not saying anything here beyond Israel has ties to ISIS, and I find the timing of this attack - right after Russia negotiated with the Houthis - and the fact that ISIS at an organizational level immediately claims responsibility for it...interesting.

              Could it be random Jihadis from Dagestan? Absolutely. As linked by others in this thread it wouldn't be the first time. Just speculating obviously

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just speculating obviously
                >Spends entire thread trying to convince everyone that his theory is correct

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guilty as charged and I don't regret it at all. I learned some things. I still think it's very interesting that you and many others seem oddly focused on disproving the entirely reasonable observation that ISIS seems to steer clear of Israel. I do absolutely think there's a connection there. Israel was giving aid to them in the Syrian civil war. Directly? that's not how covert ops works. But I have linked enough articles from reputable sources to substantiate my belief. And the same group of people can't let it go.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that ISIS seems to steer clear of Israel.
                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Neve_Yaakov_shooting
                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Beersheba_attack
                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Hadera_shooting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people call you out for your moronic conspiracy theory
                >you must have an agenda

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/ux7ToD9.jpg

                https://www.dni.gov/nctc/groups/al_nusrah_front.html

                >The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) played a significant role in founding the group.

                Why lie though

                [...]
                FSA > Al-Nusrah > ISIS. Very clear pipeline. CIA and Mossad both gave aid to FSA..

                People have shit up HALF THIS THREAD trying to argue with me that Israel and the CIA don't have ties to ISIS. b***h yes they fricking do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dawg you're a fricking moron. you didn't "learn" anything. someone just beat you over the head until you put your tail between your legs like a b***h. you'll open a new thread tomorrow and mindlessly shit all over it because you can't help yourself; your brain is broken.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By the same token, despite all the evidence pointing to Islamic extremists perpetrating this attack, you can't let go of your pet theory that it was the israelites all along.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is lots of evidence for ISIS and none for israelites. This is flat earth tier speculation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                an actual subhuman shill. end your life abdul

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the timing of this attack
                See

                https://i.imgur.com/53n3JzA.jpg

                [...]
                >Nothing here makes Russia look good. If it's a falseflag, it was a moronic one.
                You're not kidding, Anon. As I write this, Putin's flat dismissal of those warnings three days ago is STILL up on the Kremlin-controlled TASS news outlet: https://tass.ru/politika/20283597 -- Picrel is the translation to save y'all the trouble.
                I am now convinced that this was not in fact a falseflag and is merely another case study in massive and embarrassing Russian incompetence.

                Putin dismissed western warnings on the 19th, meaning Western intelligence knew of plans for this attack well before then. This wasn't executed on a spur of the moment.

                >and the fact that ISIS at an organizational level immediately claims responsibility for it
                This is exactly ISIS MO. When they were able to carry out attacks in Europe more frequently in the 2010s, they often claimed responsibility very quickly thereafter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When they were able to carry out attacks in Europe more frequently in the 2010s
                I should clarify: when attacks happened, ISIS quickly claimed responsibility, leading to confusion over whether they were actually responsible or not.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ISIS-K, the group claiming credit (you stupid moron) are based in AFGHANISTAN! The US has actually teamed up with the Taliban to roflstomp them on occasion

            BTW ISIS currently occupies chunks of bumfrick Africa and is active in Indonesia, and they were part of that big Islamist uprising among the Moro in the Philippines a few years ago when an entire city was under siege.

            If you don’t know this basic shit but are trying to play expert on the origins of ISIS you are likely a literal underage

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The US should really just call it iskp rather than still using isis to stop morons asking this same question

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. I miss the days when Daesh was the common name but now that no one gives a frick about Kurds it’s out of style. What can you do

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Israel starting in the 2010s
          Sorry, your claim is that it's Israel starting in the last few months. Didn't mean to mischaracterize your assertions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I still believe ISIS is a proxy for Israel and that they'd be operating in Russia right now does not make sense unless you understand that they are a proxy for Israel.

        Here ya go bud
        >Further, according to Israeli daily Yedioth Ahronoth, Knesset member Aida Touma-Suleiman made the assertion - which, she said, were based on UN documents - that Israel purchased oil for IS: “These links have been well documented, with reports surfacing of oil purchases from the Islamic State [i.e., Daesh], which the Israeli government headed by [Prime Minister] Benjamin Netanyahu has done”.[5]

        >Doesn't post link to the source
        >search reveals that the quote is from https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/israel-collaborating-with-daesh-arab-knesset-member/1063451
        >a literally who Turkish website quoting a literally who Israeli newspaper who took a statement from an Arab Knesset member making a verbal allegation
        >no link to the claimed UN documents on which this is supposedly based
        >"The lawmaker was not available to respond to Anadolu Agency’s requests for comment."
        So your argument is that one Arab lawmaker in the Israeli Knesset alleges that she believes Netanyahu's government purchased oil from ISIS on at least one occasion, therefore ISIS is undeniably a proxy for and a wholly owned subsidiary of the state of Israel. Brilliant display of deductive skills. Logical gaps like this are why I get such a kick out of brainlets with delusions of grandeur, lmao.
        Oh, but here's the best part: you altered the quote from your own source, you lying little frick. Look at the highlighted part in picrel. I bet you were waiting to pull that out in your reply, huh? "A-hah! They purchased oil FOR the Islamic State! Clearly this is evidence that Israel supplied them with material aid to wage war!
        Strange how the original source at the link reads "and even purchasing oil FROM the notorious terrorist group", isn't it? Almost like you're arguing in bad faith and need to make shit up to try and bolster your flimsy claims, huh?
        Apologize. Now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Israel probably did buy ISIS oil inadvertently from Kurdistan but everybody was turning a blind eye at the time for that sweet cheap black gold

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Israel probably did buy ISIS oil inadvertently from Kurdistan but everybody was turning a blind eye at the time for that sweet cheap black gold
            I wouldn't be surprised if they did, but the cretin who's been shitting up the thread seems to believe that buying oil from them = buying oil for them = buying things other than oil for them = fully funding and supporting them = there's never been an IS this whole time because they're literally a branch of the Israeli state. And his evidence is one source that he misquoted.
            You think he did it intentionally, or was it just an ESL mistake on prepositions?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think he’s literally just underage

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Judging by his spurious knowledge about very basic things in the SCW and not knowing about Jihadi shit in Russia I will put money on underage moron tbh Sounds like somebody digested /misc/ memes on Syria

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/V2VtzDj.jpg

          >Reliable source evidence
          A Turkish news outlet (obviously unbiased if not actively pro-Israel) quoting an allegation from an Arab member of a minority party saying the UN docs show somebody purchased oil from the IS, and she says Netanyahu is "somebody".
          >clearly stating Israel directly gave aid to ISIS
          But it doesn't. I attached a screencap of the article and it doesn't say that anywhere.
          Why are you making things up?

          Lel he got rekt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he’s literally just underage

            Judging by his spurious knowledge about very basic things in the SCW and not knowing about Jihadi shit in Russia I will put money on underage moron tbh Sounds like somebody digested /misc/ memes on Syria

            Well, he certainly got a lot quieter.
            I'm going with "underage", too. A mature adult would have at least acknowledged he fricked up, maybe even displayed a sense of humor about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that they'd be operating in Russia right now does not make sense unless you understand that they are a proxy for Israel.
        Are you really unable to think of any other possible reason why a group of Islamic extremists might hate the Russians beyond them being tricked into it by israelites?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter-rebel_conflict_during_the_Syrian_civil_war

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys did you know Muslims are very peaceful? It’s actually always just israelites! You should be friends with Muslims, they’re very trad and based and love whites. There has never been a Muslim terrorist, it was all just israelites

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Uh Israel is supporting ISIS
    >Posts article about them supporting the FSA
    >Well you can't say it doesn't include ISIS
    By this logic every country that supported the FSA also supported ISIS
    >Inb4 yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/14/turkish-backed-forces-freeing-islamic-state-prisoners-syria/
      People arguing that ISIS isn't like the good rebels - the ones Israel was giving sid to - are obviously arguing from a specific agenda. It strains credulity that anyone serious could possibly believe that horse shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Israel is totally doing it
        >Posts article about Turkey

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/14/turkish-backed-forces-freeing-islamic-state-prisoners-syria/
          People arguing that ISIS isn't like the good rebels - the ones Israel was giving sid to - are obviously arguing from a specific agenda. It strains credulity that anyone serious could possibly believe that horse shit.

          >The CIA reportedly began recruiting FSA fighters to counter the Islamic State in 2014 when the militant group swept into Iraq and Syria. But the FSA was still entangled with the Nusra Front, and members began exhibiting extremist ideology, said Melissa Dalton, an expert at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. The United States ultimately discontinued its relationship with the FSA because the group lacked organization and proved to be a less viable partner for fighting the Islamic State than the SDF, Dalton said.

          The CIA and Israel backed the FSA who were quite obviously tied to ISIS. Ok done arguing the obvious with shills. Anyone reading the thread can tell what is up at this point.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nusra Front
            Motherfricker those dudes are also opposed to ISIS.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.dni.gov/nctc/groups/al_nusrah_front.html

              >The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) played a significant role in founding the group.

              Why lie though

              [...]

              >The CIA reportedly began recruiting FSA fighters to counter the Islamic State in 2014 when the militant group swept into Iraq and Syria. But the FSA was still entangled with the Nusra Front, and members began exhibiting extremist ideology, said Melissa Dalton, an expert at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. The United States ultimately discontinued its relationship with the FSA because the group lacked organization and proved to be a less viable partner for fighting the Islamic State than the SDF, Dalton said.

              The CIA and Israel backed the FSA who were quite obviously tied to ISIS. Ok done arguing the obvious with shills. Anyone reading the thread can tell what is up at this point.

              FSA > Al-Nusrah > ISIS. Very clear pipeline. CIA and Mossad both gave aid to FSA..

              People have shit up HALF THIS THREAD trying to argue with me that Israel and the CIA don't have ties to ISIS. b***h yes they fricking do

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Al-Nusra and ISIS split into two and became enemies in like.. 2014. Be honest anon, how old were you in 2014? You must've been too busy playing Nintendo 3ds or something.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are certainly under 25 years old. probably under 21. kys.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia claimed to have annihilated ISIS in Syria though it seems perhaps not the job was done? Perhaps shouldn't have moved onto the next mission so quickly methinks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well see that's why ISIS didn't do this in Syria
      Russia eliminated them there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://english.almayadeen.net/news/politics/syria--deaths-and-injuries-in-new-isis-attack-in-eastern-al

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was obviously joking but thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They moved on to Afghanistan and they're the Taliban's Taliban now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Taliban are now office workers
        >The Taliban are now on the receiving end of Islamic insurgency
        I will never not kek at this.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more dead Russians/Soviets, the better.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia has two new field armies to recruit for. They need all the public outrage they can get if they're going to avoid the stigma of a real mass conscription.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbqh the extremely slow reaction to this from the kremlin makes me think it isn’t a false flag. Putin would have made himself known by now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whether they intended to let it happen or not, the smart move is to use it to their advantage and blame the ukrainians.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but the fact that they aren't milking it yet indicates that they weren't prepared to milk it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The gloves are coming off
            The eggs are being measured
            The cow is being milked

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the smart move is to use it to their advantage and blame the ukrainians
          But they didn't officially, at least for now so maybe it's not a false flag attack after all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >genocide of russians
          >hato biolabs
          >neo nazis
          All old shit. We now bring out the ISIS-Ukrainian jihadist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can't pin it on ukronazis until they find at least one copy of sims 3.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's the most fascinating part, the FSb doing something like this would be par for the course, and they see completely blindsided by it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Putin LOVES making statements and appearances, it’s basically the main source of his legitimacy. The last time he was this unseen during a crisis was when prigy marched on moscow. I think there’s genuine panic in the kremlin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a very LONG speech, he still need to reference some history books. Please be patient.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >In order to understand this, we must first go back to the year 1347, when the concert recital of Ivan Rurikovich became the first mass discharge of matchlock weapons at an indoors musical venue...

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are people acting like ISIS even exists as a unified organization? it's a franchise model. these north caucasus homies don't need any/much connection to ISIS in Iraq or Afghanistan to claim the name. and ISIS media doesn't need organizational connection to them to claim responsibility.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With an attack this coordinated it's 99% likely they got funding and support like the Paris attack guys did from ISIS central. It's not some durka durka moron driving a truck into a crowd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >franchise model
      This. Some random kid could swear an allegiance over the internet, then do some shit, and ISIS will claim the responsibility.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous


    what causes the excessive sparks from an AK as seen in this video?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old steel core ammo is like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that unburnt propellant? Is it kind of like Cordite?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unburnt propellant
          Could well be because even commercial Barnaul is inconsistent as shit
          I was once shooting with rentals at a range and found a Tula or similar 9mm on the floor as I was packing up, the RSO asked me to shoot it for the lulz and it basically sparked like that

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like how this guy managed to turn a thread about a shooting in russia into a thread about him kvetching about israelites, much like he does with every thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this guy
      If I could believe it was just the one guy all this time, that every thread like that was only one single midwit... I would be so happy.
      Can we call him "ISIStard" from now on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've always called him israelite Anon because the only thing he ever talks about is israelites and how awesome they are, because they are apparently Übermensch that are responsible for everything and anything.
        He's been doing this for years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      I'm more leaning toward stolen AK105s from the other clips I've seen.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something I've come to realize is that a large amount of conspiracy theories re:ISIS originate or spread because the average anon is too young to remember Iraq and the insurgency. I'd be shocked if 20% of anons here know who David Pearl or Zarqawi were. I mean hell, if you just look at their "caliphs" you could figure it out because they're all just Iraqi AQI veterans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers unironically post bin laden quotes on tiktok (lol) and think the US invaded Afghanistan because we're big bad meanies and not because they wouldn't hand over bin laden

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING
    >R
    >E
    >A
    >K
    >I
    >N
    >G

    RUSSIAN POLICE HAVE ARRESTED GERMAN NATIONAL GERHARDT FALKEN IN RELATION TO THE TERRORIST ATTACK IN MOSCOW

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good they're being caught

        killing civilians is cowardly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't possibly be naive enough to believe these are the actual shooters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy they’ve arrested random Tajiks for the cameras

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AK-12 with early production furniture (2016-2020)

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2022, Russia conducted exercises simulating hostage taking by Ukrainian soldiers at the Crocus City Hall site.
    Lmao, what a clown timeline.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel wut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay maybe the false flag schizos have a point lel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One of them is in full cossack cosplay with the hair and the moustache
      lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't even hate on that guy, he's clearly having a lark.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking lel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you're telling me that just two years ago, Rosgvardia had a dress rehearsal for this exact scenario at this exact location, and they still arrived an hour late for the real thing?
      The absolute state. This is nearly as embarrassing as the CIA having better intel inside Russia than the FSB.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BREAKING NEWS

    FSB announced within the last hour that they have "determined that the attackers had contacts in Ukraine." moscow is vowing to inflict retribution on Ukraine for being involved.

    BREAKING NEWS

    No bullshit. Tune into France24, it's in the news scroll.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a surprise.

      [...]
      >Ladies and gentlemen, Russia has received irrefutable evidence that the government of the United Kingdom aided one Gerhardt Falken in the attack on the Crocus Theatre as part of a plot to bring about the reunification of Crimea by force. We have in our possession classified British documents which prove that the UKgovernment planned to bring down the Russian government and use the resulting period of internal confusion to achieve their aim of remaking Ukraine into the principal continental power in Europe yet again. All Europeans know what that would mean to world peace.

      Here's his speech already leaked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More news, lmao
      https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-united-states-must-share-any-information-it-has-attack-near-moscow-2024-03-22/
      Fricking morons had dismissed the US intelligence just few days ago and now they have the gall to demand anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FSB must stand for Fricking Stupid Bastards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should we be cheering for ISIS to attack Russia? Kind of a weird 'enemy of my enemy' thing. I suppose that's kind of how we made the Taliban. Guess it's best to say almost nothing at all, especially when they didn't take the warning seriously.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly not seeing any downside to encouraging further attacks
        when the tiger and the bear fight, the smart monkey watches from a tree or whatever that fricking quote was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kommersant is reporting that they were "pro Kiev" militants wearing fake beards to blame it on Caucasians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >France24
      Lol it's been a while since I've been on there

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You post this in every thread and it’s still moronic. All religions have extremist and moderate factions despite all using the same scriptures and writings to outline their faith. The difference is interpretation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When was the last Christian suicide bombing? When was the last Zoroastrian mass shooting, explicitly motivated by religion like all Mohammedian terrorist attacks?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When was the last Christian suicide bombing?
        Gunpowder plot?
        Christians have been committing atrocities in the name of religion for centuries at this point, they only stopped because the emergence of liberal democracy in Europe imposed a strict separation of church and state which robbed them of their political power
        Until the same thing happens to Islam it will remain an explicitly political religious movement and this will inevitably drive its more fanatical adherents to violence, because violence is the purest form of political expression

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You ever heard of the fricking Troubles? Sure it was nationalism but it was explicitly connected to religious identity as well.

        The KKK also are an explicitly christian terrorist organization.

        That’s just in the modern era. Go back a few hundred years and Christians were genociding each other over minor differences. Go all the way back to the Crusades and Christians were massacring entire cities in the Levant, explicitly for religious reasons.

        Are those actions actually in line with the message of Jesus? Not in my opinion. But neither is ISIS in line with the Quran. They are way, way, WAY more extreme than OG 7th century Islam.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They are way, way, WAY more extreme than OG 7th century Islam.
          No they aren't lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Early Muslims were downright tolerant compared to ISIS. The concept of jizya would not exist in isis because they would just kill everyone who does not convert.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              we've seen ISIS implement jizya AND massacre christians... just like the caliphates of big mo and his successors.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was propaganda moron.
                https://www.hudson.org/national-security-defense/the-isis-genocide-of-middle-eastern-christian-minorities-and-its-jizya-propaganda-ploy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this always, within a short time, results in dispossession, rape, murder, kidnapping, and enslavement of Christians
                just like the caliphates of yore

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But neither is ISIS in line with the Quran. They are way, way, WAY more extreme than OG 7th century Islam.
          brazen lies

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove me wrong then dumbfrick.

            Early Muslims were downright tolerant compared to ISIS. The concept of jizya would not exist in isis because they would just kill everyone who does not convert.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When was the last Christian suicide bombing?
        Sana'a Mehaidli? She was a Christian member of the SSNP who died that way during the war with the Israeli occupation of Lebanon in the 1980s. There were some others. There might even be a Palestinian Christian or two who has done it.

        It's a gruesome way to go and perhaps even more alarming to think about because the person goes in expecting to die like a kamikaze attack, but you're really looking at "asymmetric" warfare. Russia is a "Christian" country that has inflicted state terror on Ukrainians and the world and that is worse than a few suicide bombers, but Russia is waging a war or an "SMO" and not engaging in "terrorism" apparently which makes their form of warfare sane and "civilized" and suicide bombers are psychos in comparison. Or maybe terrorism has always been part of war, and non-state groups do it, and states do it too. Is it possible for Christians to engage in this kind of warfare? Yes it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ISIS just abides by the quran and the typical sunni hadiths as far as i know. extremist by western standards, but not unusual in islamic states.

      furthermore,
      >immutable word of god
      >interpretation

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming a terror attack by your country's muslim minority on white right-wing militants associated with "Nazis" in Ukraine
    Sounds awfully globohomosexual to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s pretty simple. There are two types of Muslims from Russia‘s perspective. Based trad lads like Iran, Houthis or Kadyrov‘s Chechen and disgusting churka fundamentalists paid by the CIA Nazis like ISIS or Chechen separatists. Since the later group is funded by the CIA just like Ukraine it's obvious they must be working together.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances IncelSlavaZ took part in it now he's converted to Islam and wants to move to Dagestan?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now he's converted to Islam and wants to move to Dagestan?
      Wait, what lmao??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The glorification of the Batman comic book
          The frick does he have against Batman? Weird caped fricker is enduringly the most popular superhero ever for a reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Batman's parents were killed at the theatre
            ohshi-

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man took a critical hit to his rectum, goddamn.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Man took a critical hit to his rectum, goddamn.
            My sides' ass is in the ass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And he wasn't even in the Russian army.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Glorification of the Batman comic book
          Is that another inscrutable Russian idiom or is he just having a stroke?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the ear-guy an actual terrorist or some innocent patsy the FSB dragged out for the cameras?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The CIA, according to credulous morons:
    >"We issue this warning, Vladimir Putin: a terrorist attack will take place in two weeks. You will scoff at our warnings and do nothing to prevent it. We know this shall come to pass, for the precognitive abilities of our psionics corps grow stronger with each passing day. The volumes of prophecy we recovered from the sunken city of R'yleh only confirm that you are powerless to change what is fated. Leave now, for we must orchestrate an earthquake timed precisely to thwart Iran's economic ambitions, then manipulate the world financial markets to disadvantage India, just for the lulz."
    The CIA in real life:
    >So, uhhhhh, we broke down oil and wheat exports by region over the last eight quarters, and, uh, if you look at the spreadsheet there's about a 3% discrepancy anywhere General Musharraf was stationed. Probably your garden-variety corruption, but he might be putting away the odd million into some sort of slush fund. Oh, um, one of our field guys got a quick look at his office and found his email password on a sticky note under the desk, it's - uh, lemme check my notes -- 'SlimShadeeXxX420'."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile, the Ruzzkies are routinely drilling undersea faults using submarine drones to trigger earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Fukushima was done to shutter nuclear plants in Europe. That almost worked, almost! More recently, the Iceland eruptions have disabled FVEY Grindavik signals outpost.

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