No. You are in jail and unable to entertain us. Coach Retard Pill is also in jail and pretty much the most amusing thing left is probably Wheelchair Cope Lord.
I just checked to see if the Copelord has commented on Priggy yet, but all he's done is whine about the Crimean commando raid[1], wrote a page saying that NATO will abandon Ukraine because the Russians aren't dying fast enough and because the West's interest in the war is based on facts and logic instead of feelings [2] and that he's going to do his own review of the Oryx database and is currently working on his next in-depth thread analysis that will be out today or tomorrow. [3]
When I was a kid, Mc Donald's had the talking tree thing. My cousin got his head stuck in some play thing and the talking tree made fun of my aunt for being an unfit mother.
It has been decades since the talking tree thing was removed
When I was a kid, Mc Donald's had the talking tree thing. My cousin got his head stuck in some play thing and the talking tree made fun of my aunt for being an unfit mother.
It has been decades since the talking tree thing was removed
I found a clean video of the Hamburger Tree.
Never forget what they took from us! Worthless "diversity" scum made McDonalds go to an industrial style design, because they kept destroying the family fun aesthetics of McDonald's. This is also the reason the paintings were taken down.
Idk about "liked", but he was the only interesting character from the war. Zelensky is a boring gay (weird, considering his tv background) and you barely ever hear from Putin.
Zelenskyy is underrated. He’s a gnomish politician who’s actually a decent guy (as decent as a Slavic boomer can be) instead of a slimy, parasitic, oligarchical baby raper
>What land are you willing to cede for peace? >I'm willing to give up Belgorod
All these years as a comedian paid off I guess
[...]
Tactically forgot the rusmoron shill posts, pol raids, discord vatmoron and commie raids which happen all the time here. Also samefagging, flooding and spam.
Being told to fuck off to your chud discord shit isn't passive-agressive, its something you should have done already gay
Due he's a coward hence why there won't be nukes if ukies march on crimia. And why he had pringlesto be unpersoned litlery sent to belarus, made a mockery out of the person and anyone close to him in the MOD was either killed off, fired or fed to ukranians. Ether way its going to get more retarded after September elections due there are rumors he's going to go full mobilisacion and throw entire russia at ukrane just to freeze the conflict
What if he pulls a Laurel & Hardy and starts a very successful comedy team with a Putin impersonator?
Wikipedia be like "The duo went on to make 30 highly successful comedy movies together."
Even better - Monke "dies" during the war, the duo don't start until some time has passed, and the Putin impersonator seems oddly well-versed with details of Putin's personal life...
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We already know there are at least three Putins, and my pet theory is that there may never have been an original, he's just a character made up by the oligarchs and played by a succession of actors. Hell, even the name goes along with it, Putin is related to whore and what's a whore but a body many different men enter for another man's (the pimp) profit? Maybe one of those Putin doubles will need a new job after this is all over.
>Makes Servant of the People season 4 >refuses to elaborate where season 3 is
Anything he does after he leaves office (assuming he does so alive) would be memeworthy in and of itself
So Putin, who according to 4chan was le enemy of the garden gnomes, had a garden gnome serving in a major position within his military? How do you rationalise this in your retard brain?
>according to 4chan
4chan is not one person. according to 4chan would mean thread after thread of autistic shit flinging and conjecture that may or may not get close to an actual answer.
Surprisingly better than expected. Steven genius teens get isekai'd, some are total bullshit (looking at you, Miss Ninja Journalist and Not-Nazi-Doctor), but then, they turn a medieval city into a local
geopolitical hegemon with the power of the M1 Garand, nuclear weapons and mayonnaise. Fun to watch.
Surprisingly better than expected. Steven genius teens get isekai'd, some are total bullshit (looking at you, Miss Ninja Journalist and Not-Nazi-Doctor), but then, they turn a medieval city into a local
geopolitical hegemon with the power of the M1 Garand, nuclear weapons and mayonnaise. Fun to watch.
Seven* fucking autocorrect, phoneposting IS cancer.
The title is Choujin Koukousei-tachi wa Isekai demo Yoyuu de Ikinuku you tbh!, or, in English, High School Prodigies Have It Easy Even in Another World!
various isekai by how well Prigor would handle them:
Konosuba >would deal with this one surprisingly easy. He already deals with drunk crying underlings regularly, and the fact he has access to a functional nuke and a person who enjoys being raped would be a massive plus.
Overlord >Prigor has been critical of Russian Milbloggers, so a fantasy about a cartoonishly evil monster who takes down opponents with ease would not suit him.
Re:Zero >Being forced to die dozens of times and being forced to watch your own loved ones violently killed in front of you is still vastly preferable with having to deal with russian chain of command.
Shield Hero >Holding Racoons as prisoners and taking child slave. Need I say more?
How would Prigoboy deal with Paripi Koumei if he's resurrected in the place of Zhuge Kongming? How would he apply Wagner tactics and his operational knowledge to music business?
Oh that's easy, he hires a bunch of criminals to show up to concerts of her rivals to start shit so they have to stop playing and get the bad PR of having their concerts turn into a riot and he hires an army of internet trolls to convince people into joining her 10,000 likes project.
He also fucks all of Azalea at the same time.
EIKO
KABE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MIXTAPES
The rap battle will be fucking metal
>Big man Priggy and I'm on the scene >Got a big army it's both lean and mean
I don't know if Overlord would be that bad for him, he already had to deal with slavishly loyal minions of him who would die for him for no reason. The only real problem would he also appear as a skeleton.
I'd like to see a version of Youjo Senki with Prigozhin's brutal cunning and cunning brutality instead of the salaryman's ruthless pragmatism.
[...]
Even the loss of all assets and the death itself, the head of the PMC "Wagner" did not consider something worthy of regret. He told how once in Libya he and his commanders were driving through the desert, lost their way, got lost and stumbled upon a military jeep stuck in the sand. Several skeletons sat in it, one of which continued to hold the steering wheel. They were blown by a hot wind, blowing scraps of fabric. The picture delighted Prigogine - he considered such a death ideal: at speed, in a military vehicle, in the middle of an endless desert, after being hit by Bayraktar, for example.
He invented the phrase about “the best in hell” himself and hated it when someone looked for good in him - he wanted to look as infernal as possible and considered himself a manifestation of pure evil.
It would be Youjo Senki except without Tanya's internal dialogue justifying her behavior, also she'd pull a coup halfway through and take over directly. To be honest it'd actually be shockingly kino of an anime.
I think Overlord would actually suit him best. He has experience with leading armies and arguably some knowledge of politics. Imagine Wagner but magical and more powerful than the entire US military
I was feeling very depressed for ages and that rant video Prig made with the pile of corpses made my day for a few weeks. One of the funniest things I have seen period.
poured out a mickey's for the big boss himself when i heard the news. just cause i personally want ukraine to get its pre-2014 territory back, doesn't mean i can't recognize what an absolute mad lad this guy was. if only he knew what would've happened, he might've actually went through with his march on moscow. that would've been a sight to see.
this
pretty much the closest we've gotten to some ancient Roman general going absolutely mad, and for that he should be lauded
died like a lil' bitch though just like anybody else in Putin's sphere lol definitely agree if you're going to go full Sulla you better finish what you started, you're probably a dead man either way
my personal headcanon is that basically putin managed to nab eugene pringle's daughter or something when he was halfway through his blitz and told him that he'd put a bullet in her head if he didn't quit his shit right then and there. i don't think he was chickenshit enough to make a move like that and then puss out halfway through, and i don't think he was stupid enough to believe any "guarantees of safety" putin would offer him if he did quit. but having a gun pointed at someone's teenaged daughter's head will usually make a man comply with demands. (again, complete speculation on my part, but it's totally something the russians would do)
He was a bootleg Big Boss. There is something strangely romantic about a honest-to-god bandit king as opposed to souless putin and his spineless sycophants.
He probably really just wanted to spook Shoigu into giving him his fucking ammunition, but then those Wagnerites shot two MoD helicopters and killed 15 soldiers and realized that it was either all or nothing and backed down because he wasn't sure if he could actually march into Moscow or if any of the oligarchs or others in power would support such an out-of-the-blue development, so he backed down.
Too bad for him he didn't consider it was already too late and Putin would have to kill him to stop being the laughingstock of the whole world.
my personal headcanon is that basically putin managed to nab eugene pringle's daughter or something when he was halfway through his blitz and told him that he'd put a bullet in her head if he didn't quit his shit right then and there. i don't think he was chickenshit enough to make a move like that and then puss out halfway through, and i don't think he was stupid enough to believe any "guarantees of safety" putin would offer him if he did quit. but having a gun pointed at someone's teenaged daughter's head will usually make a man comply with demands. (again, complete speculation on my part, but it's totally something the russians would do)
or
he didn't get spontaneous support from other generals, because they did the math on a hasty insurrection and concluded that they fail 99% of the time
He could have been the man that brought down putin and turned russia into Somalia, but he choked right at the finish line. Screw him for blueballing me.
You really need to learn how to differentiate between liking someone and finding them amusing or funny, especially if you're going to spend time on PrepHole.
really though, i think the reason most here enjoyed prigo was because he revealed just how incapable, ridiculous, and totally corrupt russia really is, not because of his predilection for mass muder or warcrimes. sadly, his showing just what steaming pile of dogshit the russian state really is didn't stop him being part of it and he had to go - i'm very glad he's dead, hope wagner are killed to the last man also, but this is very much the end of an era.
i like to think that there has never been an assassination in history and instead notable people have died in such embarrassing ways that historians and propaganda just makes up assassination stories as to save the reputation of the departed
Watching Russia shit itself and knowing Putin was holed up in a bunker was enjoyable certainly, the lack of Russian shills on PrepHole was pretty comfy also, but comparing prigo to Jesus Christ is maybe pushing it a bit.
not really "liked", but for a brief moment he had the chance to change history forever and we believed in him. It's a tragedy for Russia and the world that he lost his nerve.
one thing is clear:
putin that little moron did not officially trial him
BECAUSE OF FEAR
that backstab murder only contributes
to his decline
it shows weakness
which is absolutely haram in the russian sphere for someone in putins position
him hysterically flying out of moscow during wagners advance already showed his cowardice
the ukis jus thave to keep grinding
putin will die
and if russia doenst take care
they will centrifuge emselves apart
just like austria end of ww1
The opposite really. Everyone knows Putin killed him, but he'll look you and all of Russia in the eye and say it was a "tragic accident" with a smug grin. Nobody will do shit about it and that is the very essence of power in Russia, to bend the average Russian's apathy into going along with your bold faced lie. Priggie won't be tje catalyst for anything because at the end of the day he was an upjumped caterer who existed as a scape goat for Russian military shenanigans, he knew it and that's why he backed down like the good lap dog he always was. If he had a spine he would have cut ties with Russia after he blamed them for denying the promised air assets that saw his men pasted by America.
Liked? Not for me. I know a few decently level-headed russians whom I like and can call them friends. But prigozin? Only thing I liked about him was his way of undermining the credibility of the Kremlin at so many turns, but I didn't appreciate him as a person not one bit
That being said, for me the optimal situation would be that he was still alive and would continue to be a toxic ass in the ass of putin. But he's dead and I wont lose a night's sleep
Before some hypothetical person pops up with screenshots, yes, I'm sure there was at least one or two retards saying he was like vegeta, but 90% of people were just laughing at the situation.
Before some hypothetical person pops up with screenshots, yes, I'm sure there was at least one or two retards saying he was like vegeta, but 90% of people were just laughing at the situation.
bro it was looking like some shit that kojima himself would write. everyone here was hyped af to say the least. worst case scenario (besides pussing out) was we'd see some kino combat footage on the streets of moscow between fighters fresh off the frontline and whatever scraps of police and national guard putin could call up at a last minute notice. best case scenario was the long shot that pringle deposed putin, called off the war, and somewhat gave a shit about the russian people. after the helicopters got shot down, nobody expected him to back down. in for a penny, in for a pound i guess.
When he did the failed coup he basically became Putin's last chance to save face after the whole world laughed at him.
Killing this bald fuck was the correct move, now internally Putin has regained some of his pre war notoriety.
I have no idea what went on in his mind doing the failed coup and what he thought the outcome would be.
>He basically became Putin's last chance to save face after the whole world laughed at him.
The coup's NET reputational impact on his regime is a massive negative. It looks downright wobbly. That he finally whacked pringles a month (!) later doesn't take him out of the red, and his image would undoubtedly have been better off (but still shit) had it never happened at all.
This genuinely seems like a soap opera. Why would he be flying over Russia after trying to coup the guy known to assassinate his opponents?
Even if he's not really dead, his character is and he's stuck in some backwater resort for the rest of his life.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He was a funny retard.
I was on the verge of respecting him when he started his little march on Moscow, but then he blinked first and *actually believed* a deal offered by monke.
Do people really think he "fell out from a window" just because his name was on the passengers list? Do you not think he is drinking a cocktail with a gay little parasol somewhere on Bali or Belize?
I wish nothing but death to him and the Wagnerites but you have to admit, a warlord staging a coup and marching to the capital unopposed with his mercenary army after watching his soldiers were slaughtered en masse is kino as fuck, straight out of the movies and history books.
i'm curious on what your opinion on him would've been in the hypothetical where he became moscow's bandit king attempting to claim legitimacy to the whole of the russian federation. most likely, one of his promises to the russian people would be to call off the war, and expose to them exactly what's been happening over there to make him look much better in comparison to putin (we might've even gotten confirmation of the meat cube!).
If you weren't a war tourist newfag, you'd know that when Mikhaïl Kalashnikov died, PrepHole played Moscow Nights and PrepHoleommandos mag dumped from their AKs into the sky as a last salute to the man.
But that would require you not to be a newfag.
>He died as he lived going super fast while screaming about Shogiu
Even the loss of all assets and the death itself, the head of the PMC "Wagner" did not consider something worthy of regret. He told how once in Libya he and his commanders were driving through the desert, lost their way, got lost and stumbled upon a military jeep stuck in the sand. Several skeletons sat in it, one of which continued to hold the steering wheel. They were blown by a hot wind, blowing scraps of fabric. The picture delighted Prigogine - he considered such a death ideal: at speed, in a military vehicle, in the middle of an endless desert, after being hit by Bayraktar, for example.
He invented the phrase about “the best in hell” himself and hated it when someone looked for good in him - he wanted to look as infernal as possible and considered himself a manifestation of pure evil.
like him or not he was the best russian side content maker. once "legendary" strelkov is whiny useless fag next to him, not to mention boring loyalist officials like kadyrov, shoigu and etc.
do u think he lived better than most of us? i mean he was man of action yo know. he must have all those kino memories, including zerg rushes of his meat.
>PrepHole was always Pro-Russia
No moron, we've been getting spammed since 2015-2016 by retarded vatnik shills trying to talk about how bad Pierre Sprey said the F-35 was, or how their country wasn't a backwards shithole that can't produce more than 3 prototypes of whatever retarded wunderwaffe their cargo cultist asses can cobble together. Now their claims are being put to the test and everyone knows how much of a clown show their shithole is.
>PrepHole was always pro-russia
PrepHole has always loved slavshit because things like STALKER are a core part of this board's original culture. To say it's 'pro-Russia' however is a gross overstatement.
"liked" isn't really the right word: he was entertaining at times for his antics and outbursts, but the world remains a better place for losing him regardless of any meme value he held.
I'd say some of the threads and content this crash gave us more then makes up for it (as if ridding the world of a few big name ziggers wasn't enough in of itself)
Amusing, as others have said, is a good word. I can respect him for at least going to the front lines to see his men. He cared enough that those under his employ were getting shafted by the MOD, and his men were loyal in return.
His death was a sad end given he could have tried to bring Putin, or at least Shoigu, down. His rant video will live on in memes.
Dmitri Medvedev dancing to American Boy was pretty based. The original song came out in the late 1980s, during perestroika, and was a female empowerment anthem about leaving the Soviet Union at last and finding a rich American boyfriend.
And here is Dmitri Medvedev having a great time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq2EkmTx_ds
>antagonizes putin >leaves russia >dies 10 years from now of polonium poisoning
that is of course assuming putin's cancer riddled ass survives that long. but the next administration might've considered him a loose end anyway and tried to spike his tea with polonium anyway.
it has been since russia and china pointed their 50 cent armies here, believing that meme magic was actually real. when it was just them trying to shit talk f-35s and hype up brics countries, it was bearable and easy enough to call out, but very annoying and definitely hurt russian perception here. in addition, PrepHole has always had a bit of a soft spot for ukraine, if for literally nothing else than s.t.a.l.k.e.r.. but ever since the twitter and reddit nafo brigades found this place, it's been incessant bickering between two tourist groups taking up three quarters of page 1, and people are getting sick of seeing it all the time constantly. honestly, i blame the site format itself. PrepHole's always been a bit of a slow board, and is very susceptible to raids because it's easy to make threads look legitimate enough pertaining to weapons that they can't be outright dismissed as trolling. therefore, if you've got a sudden influx of two large groups making thread after thread of whatever bullshit they happen to support, it's going to take over the board. and it has been for one and a half years at this point.
As fun as it is to shitpost and laugh at all the bait threads, I do miss how hyper-specific topics used to come up like the WWII anti-aircraft guns thread I saw…a while ago. I miss that stuff, it gets drowned out by all the war tourism and fishing for (You)s.
That and the tank biathlon Russia hosted every year that they somehow won. Those threads were fun to watch.
you fucking mongoloid, PrepHole has always been pro slavshit and slav hijinks. prigozhin's mad dash to moscow falls squarely in the realm of slav hijinks.
Why anon, you are saying that EVERYONE who simply doesnt agree with you is a GLOWmoron!!!!
That is what this poster is saying, everyone please believe this. Please. Don't notice all the obvious glowmorons and shilling. This guy is just saying everyone is a glowmoron, that has to be it. Phew, russian influence has been countered.
Being proud of being retarded and parroting the current trendy buzzwords just makes you look like a cum /chug/ging gay who robs a sperm bank to satisfy your deviancy. Continue remaining poor and ignorant for the rest of your life
he was na idiot mobster who's only redeeming qualities was that he was entertaining and that his endless feud with the Russian upper-class caused him to reveal unedited information about the Russian failures in Ukraine in a way that could not be censored.
>Liked
Bit of a strong word. He was amusing.
this, it's another dead vatnik in the end, but holy shit, watching chuggers do backflips for an entire day was absolutely hilarious.
>He was amusing.
This.
This, it's a shame his arc ended in disappointment. But someone else will pick up the pieces and carry on his legacy.
so I'm not entertaining anymore?
Well, not really. The only thing we know about you is that you're currently dying in jail after your arrest, and only because your wife told us.
No. You are in jail and unable to entertain us. Coach Retard Pill is also in jail and pretty much the most amusing thing left is probably Wheelchair Cope Lord.
I just checked to see if the Copelord has commented on Priggy yet, but all he's done is whine about the Crimean commando raid[1], wrote a page saying that NATO will abandon Ukraine because the Russians aren't dying fast enough and because the West's interest in the war is based on facts and logic instead of feelings [2] and that he's going to do his own review of the Oryx database and is currently working on his next in-depth thread analysis that will be out today or tomorrow. [3]
[1] https://twitter.com/ArmchairW/status/1694941133242241501
[2] https://twitter.com/ArmchairW/status/1694974169774215645
[3] https://twitter.com/ArmchairW/status/1695308472219582571
>the chad pringle
>the virgin gherkin
Is he okay bros?
Putin fears the mogging: It's over
FPBP. He was funny for a Russian, got turned into a basedjak and had memes made of him.
This. Made me buy a pack of pringles for the first time in like 5 years when he died
>He was amusing.
Bingo, his antics were fun to watch and the 180 charge to Moscow was cool, but other than that, he was just another Russian.
>FPBP
how does he do it? how does First Poster Chad always have the best post? one of the many mysteries of life
>verification not required
I came here to poast dis
I liked him. 🙂
Now that he's dead we cool.
>Le konosuba photo was shopped
>They used it in their serious telegram post to say goodbye to pringo
what did they mean by this? One last troll?
What are you referring to? Did some vatnig telegram share that photo of Prigo holding up a Konosuba novel?
>Did some vatnig telegram share that photo of Prigo holding up a Konosuba novel?
Yeah, and posted something like "Goodbye Dad!!!!"
why did he do it bros
It's easy to get cranky when you're feeling peckish and the cashier says they're out of what you want
When I was a kid, Mc Donald's had the talking tree thing. My cousin got his head stuck in some play thing and the talking tree made fun of my aunt for being an unfit mother.
It has been decades since the talking tree thing was removed
I found a clean video of the Hamburger Tree.
Never forget what they took from us! Worthless "diversity" scum made McDonalds go to an industrial style design, because they kept destroying the family fun aesthetics of McDonald's. This is also the reason the paintings were taken down.
Fat fuck.
No you can thank the "War on Obesity" that popped up in the 90s it's also what killed the Saturday Morning Cartoon show.
Politicians and Liberal Moral Guardians grew convinced that making McDonalds family friendly was making kids fat.
Idk about "liked", but he was the only interesting character from the war. Zelensky is a boring gay (weird, considering his tv background) and you barely ever hear from Putin.
Prigozhin was that one midboss you fight a bunch of times and when they finally die for real you're surprised and a little wistful.
>le heck I’m video gamer!!
Kill your self
>ESL redditor
The irony.
No REALLY. Please KYS.
Zelenskyy is underrated. He’s a gnomish politician who’s actually a decent guy (as decent as a Slavic boomer can be) instead of a slimy, parasitic, oligarchical baby raper
I liked him as they told him to evacuate kyiv, he straight up said "I don't need a ride, I need weapons"
>What land are you willing to cede for peace?
>I'm willing to give up Belgorod
I giggled my ass off at that.
All these years as a comedian paid off I guess
Tactically forgot the rusmoron shill posts, pol raids, discord vatmoron and commie raids which happen all the time here. Also samefagging, flooding and spam.
Being told to fuck off to your chud discord shit isn't passive-agressive, its something you should have done already gay
>Zelensky is a boring gay
Reconsider this.
>This is the man making a mockery out of the Second Army of the World.
I don't know how Putin hasn't shot himself yet.
Due he's a coward hence why there won't be nukes if ukies march on crimia. And why he had pringlesto be unpersoned litlery sent to belarus, made a mockery out of the person and anyone close to him in the MOD was either killed off, fired or fed to ukranians. Ether way its going to get more retarded after September elections due there are rumors he's going to go full mobilisacion and throw entire russia at ukrane just to freeze the conflict
First off learn how to type in English properly so you don't sound retarded.
yep
It would be really funny if Zelensky went back to sketch comedy after the war was over
What if he pulls a Laurel & Hardy and starts a very successful comedy team with a Putin impersonator?
Wikipedia be like "The duo went on to make 30 highly successful comedy movies together."
That would be hilarious
Even better - Monke "dies" during the war, the duo don't start until some time has passed, and the Putin impersonator seems oddly well-versed with details of Putin's personal life...
We already know there are at least three Putins, and my pet theory is that there may never have been an original, he's just a character made up by the oligarchs and played by a succession of actors. Hell, even the name goes along with it, Putin is related to whore and what's a whore but a body many different men enter for another man's (the pimp) profit? Maybe one of those Putin doubles will need a new job after this is all over.
>Makes Servant of the People season 4
>refuses to elaborate where season 3 is
Anything he does after he leaves office (assuming he does so alive) would be memeworthy in and of itself
>weird, considering his tv background
His TV background is mostly in comedies, so it makes sense.
>the only Russian PrepHole likes is a literal garden gnome
So Putin, who according to 4chan was le enemy of the garden gnomes, had a garden gnome serving in a major position within his military? How do you rationalise this in your retard brain?
>according to 4chan
4chan is not one person. according to 4chan would mean thread after thread of autistic shit flinging and conjecture that may or may not get close to an actual answer.
He was funny 🙁
Liked the same way Kiwi Farms likes CWC
Lmao this sums it up perfectly
Speaking of him, his Barb rape case was dismissed by court. Conditions of dismissal unknown so far.
How does (allegedly) "raping your own mother" get dismissed?!?!?!?!????
>Maybe she gave him oedi puss
>associating Chris-chan with Kiwifarms
zoom zoom
ED is old news
The farms was literally born out of the CWCki forums, retard.
CWC has legitimately done more positive things for the world than Prigozhin.
Yes he wanted to destroy Putin and bring democracy to Russia. He was unlike other vatniks and one of the good guys.
Bakhmut actually was next tho
Prigozhin was just another power-hungry Russian. He was funny though. Shit meme, kys leftist
>dogshit opinion
>wojak post
Every damn time polfags leave their containment board they can't help but out themselves near instantly
That is a chud though
PrepHole likes girkin to so extend, but girkin hates prigo
what do
He's dead too isnt he? They must've wacked him in prison
Girkin's dead? Is he really did or are you just saying that because he's in a Russian prison?
Because he might just be getting raped.
He's not dead but he's getting there, if the ramblings of his wife are to be trusted.
Care to elaborate?
His wife is saying his health is deteriorating in prison. Can't be bothered to find zigger telegram screenshots now.
Gulagged
nah, Girkin said that it's a shame Prighozin has died, because he should have been tried as a traitor instead
His wife said he is slowly dying and russia wont give him any medical care
So not much changed. As a free man he couldn't afford to go to the dentist. This is how Mother Russia pays for decades of slavish devotion.
That's sad. If he had handed himself into the Hague they would have given him appropriate dental treatment.
Yes. I was hoping he'd ACK Putin, too bad he chickened out. Should have left Russia immediately if he couldn't follow through.
He's in a better place now.
call me childish but I love the pringles anime edits
>Edit
>Be me
>Die
>Company post memorial on social media site.
>shows pic of me reading a Mongolian novel about panty jokes.
Just checked and it's still up on Wagners telegram. Prigozhin couldn't let us go with out giving us one last kek for the road.
I don't know much about animu. Which one is this and what's the plot?
Surprisingly better than expected. Steven genius teens get isekai'd, some are total bullshit (looking at you, Miss Ninja Journalist and Not-Nazi-Doctor), but then, they turn a medieval city into a local
geopolitical hegemon with the power of the M1 Garand, nuclear weapons and mayonnaise. Fun to watch.
Seven* fucking autocorrect, phoneposting IS cancer.
The title is Choujin Koukousei-tachi wa Isekai demo Yoyuu de Ikinuku you tbh!, or, in English, High School Prodigies Have It Easy Even in Another World!
To start with, it's the one where they get isekaid because of a plane crash.
It's pretty entertaining if you like isekai.
Oh shit, thats the one the redo guy made.
various isekai by how well Prigor would handle them:
Konosuba
>would deal with this one surprisingly easy. He already deals with drunk crying underlings regularly, and the fact he has access to a functional nuke and a person who enjoys being raped would be a massive plus.
Overlord
>Prigor has been critical of Russian Milbloggers, so a fantasy about a cartoonishly evil monster who takes down opponents with ease would not suit him.
Re:Zero
>Being forced to die dozens of times and being forced to watch your own loved ones violently killed in front of you is still vastly preferable with having to deal with russian chain of command.
Shield Hero
>Holding Racoons as prisoners and taking child slave. Need I say more?
How would Prigoboy deal with Paripi Koumei if he's resurrected in the place of Zhuge Kongming? How would he apply Wagner tactics and his operational knowledge to music business?
EIKO
KABE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MIXTAPES
Oh that's easy, he hires a bunch of criminals to show up to concerts of her rivals to start shit so they have to stop playing and get the bad PR of having their concerts turn into a riot and he hires an army of internet trolls to convince people into joining her 10,000 likes project.
He also fucks all of Azalea at the same time.
The rap battle will be fucking metal
>Big man Priggy and I'm on the scene
>Got a big army it's both lean and mean
What about Mushoku Tensei? What is the swordmanship style of priggy?
How would prigor deal with life as a villainess?
He'd choose to become the Villainess anyway because he's evil and he knows it.
He'll also rape the heroine with a strap on the moment he invents a strap on.
I don't know if Overlord would be that bad for him, he already had to deal with slavishly loyal minions of him who would die for him for no reason. The only real problem would he also appear as a skeleton.
>Shield Hero
He'd probably be most upset at being FALSELY accused of rape. I think he'd own up to it pretty well if he'd actually done it.
>Youjo Senki
He'd either do really good here, or really bad. no inbetween.
I'd like to see a version of Youjo Senki with Prigozhin's brutal cunning and cunning brutality instead of the salaryman's ruthless pragmatism.
Dangerously based..
It would be Youjo Senki except without Tanya's internal dialogue justifying her behavior, also she'd pull a coup halfway through and take over directly. To be honest it'd actually be shockingly kino of an anime.
Nah, he will be better directing Battletech Wagner against clannerscum.
>Prigor rebuts Maltys testimony by pointing out that on the date and time in question he had been strangling a 15 year old armenian hooker.
He'd see right through Malty from the beginning, he's Russian after all, he'd set her up to actually rape her instead.
Ah, the old Keyaru technique.
I think Overlord would actually suit him best. He has experience with leading armies and arguably some knowledge of politics. Imagine Wagner but magical and more powerful than the entire US military
Ainz is so broken I think it'd be hard to not do well as him. He's probably only surpassed by Rimuru.
I was feeling very depressed for ages and that rant video Prig made with the pile of corpses made my day for a few weeks. One of the funniest things I have seen period.
Same. The dub they aired in the Japanese news was fucking kino
>https://twitter.com/Biz_Ukraine_Mag/status/1657085514464346113
>https://twitter.com/Biz_Ukraine_Mag/status/1657085514464346113
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
So far he's been the only meme character of the war
poured out a mickey's for the big boss himself when i heard the news. just cause i personally want ukraine to get its pre-2014 territory back, doesn't mean i can't recognize what an absolute mad lad this guy was. if only he knew what would've happened, he might've actually went through with his march on moscow. that would've been a sight to see.
this
pretty much the closest we've gotten to some ancient Roman general going absolutely mad, and for that he should be lauded
died like a lil' bitch though just like anybody else in Putin's sphere lol definitely agree if you're going to go full Sulla you better finish what you started, you're probably a dead man either way
my personal headcanon is that basically putin managed to nab eugene pringle's daughter or something when he was halfway through his blitz and told him that he'd put a bullet in her head if he didn't quit his shit right then and there. i don't think he was chickenshit enough to make a move like that and then puss out halfway through, and i don't think he was stupid enough to believe any "guarantees of safety" putin would offer him if he did quit. but having a gun pointed at someone's teenaged daughter's head will usually make a man comply with demands. (again, complete speculation on my part, but it's totally something the russians would do)
Even for a Russian, I don't think pingles was stupid enough to pull a coup without securing his immediate family, first
Anon, we know that's what happened. Except it wasn't a gun to her head, it was a video of her being tortured and a promise they'd stop.
Why the fuck would Prigozhin's kids live in Russia?
>liked
He was a piece of shit. He deserved death,
He was a bootleg Big Boss. There is something strangely romantic about a honest-to-god bandit king as opposed to souless putin and his spineless sycophants.
I think it was more fascination than admiration. The whole sequence of events leading up to the coup and his assassination is stranger than fiction.
Can anyone explain to me why Pringles abandoned his raid on Moscow?
he didn't get spontaneous support from other generals, because they did the math on a hasty insurrection and concluded that they fail 99% of the time
He probably really just wanted to spook Shoigu into giving him his fucking ammunition, but then those Wagnerites shot two MoD helicopters and killed 15 soldiers and realized that it was either all or nothing and backed down because he wasn't sure if he could actually march into Moscow or if any of the oligarchs or others in power would support such an out-of-the-blue development, so he backed down.
Too bad for him he didn't consider it was already too late and Putin would have to kill him to stop being the laughingstock of the whole world.
either
or
seem the most likely to me
Finally, a place to park my Lada.
Please understand, they need the crosses for the new vatnik graveyards.
no me
He could have been the man that brought down putin and turned russia into Somalia, but he choked right at the finish line. Screw him for blueballing me.
You really need to learn how to differentiate between liking someone and finding them amusing or funny, especially if you're going to spend time on PrepHole.
He was a garden gnome, this place thinks white men should die for garden gnomes.
>Russians
>white
Honestly, if only you died for garden gnomes I think the world would be much better off.
The definition of what you consider to be a garden gnome is laughable.
>PrepHole
what's that ?
Dildo reviews
There is something to be said about wagner being more honest about the whole "horde of murderers and rapists" than mod is. I don't like being lied to.
What kind of retard would like any Russian?
>What kind of retard would like any Russian?
I like dead Russians
really though, i think the reason most here enjoyed prigo was because he revealed just how incapable, ridiculous, and totally corrupt russia really is, not because of his predilection for mass muder or warcrimes. sadly, his showing just what steaming pile of dogshit the russian state really is didn't stop him being part of it and he had to go - i'm very glad he's dead, hope wagner are killed to the last man also, but this is very much the end of an era.
just ask your dad for those like everybody else.
>just ask your dad for those like everybody else.
Well I would just ask you considering how often you have a cock in your mouth every time you type.
lol sick burn m8 you showed him
I would have a comeback but you have to scrape off your mom's teeth
Go and apologize to Jimmy Carr for stealing his joke.
>Vatniks fear this
Why?
'Cause it's bad, alright?!*~~
Because it shows comradery and compassion between races. Unthinkable in russia. Also how should we call black ukrainians? I'm voting for nukie.
Blukes. They're blacks, they're blokes, they're Ukes. Blukes.
What if he wasn't shot down?
A FLYING BATTLESHIP?!
i like to think that there has never been an assassination in history and instead notable people have died in such embarrassing ways that historians and propaganda just makes up assassination stories as to save the reputation of the departed
Amusing thought ngl
Watching Russia shit itself and knowing Putin was holed up in a bunker was enjoyable certainly, the lack of Russian shills on PrepHole was pretty comfy also, but comparing prigo to Jesus Christ is maybe pushing it a bit.
not really "liked", but for a brief moment he had the chance to change history forever and we believed in him. It's a tragedy for Russia and the world that he lost his nerve.
why did he quit the coup was he retarded enough to think putin would let him live?
He was a moron and a retarded lolcow, so the whole internet like to laugh at him and Russia
one thing is clear:
putin that little moron did not officially trial him
BECAUSE OF FEAR
that backstab murder only contributes
to his decline
it shows weakness
which is absolutely haram in the russian sphere for someone in putins position
him hysterically flying out of moscow during wagners advance already showed his cowardice
the ukis jus thave to keep grinding
putin will die
and if russia doenst take care
they will centrifuge emselves apart
just like austria end of ww1
The opposite really. Everyone knows Putin killed him, but he'll look you and all of Russia in the eye and say it was a "tragic accident" with a smug grin. Nobody will do shit about it and that is the very essence of power in Russia, to bend the average Russian's apathy into going along with your bold faced lie. Priggie won't be tje catalyst for anything because at the end of the day he was an upjumped caterer who existed as a scape goat for Russian military shenanigans, he knew it and that's why he backed down like the good lap dog he always was. If he had a spine he would have cut ties with Russia after he blamed them for denying the promised air assets that saw his men pasted by America.
Liked? Not for me. I know a few decently level-headed russians whom I like and can call them friends. But prigozin? Only thing I liked about him was his way of undermining the credibility of the Kremlin at so many turns, but I didn't appreciate him as a person not one bit
That being said, for me the optimal situation would be that he was still alive and would continue to be a toxic ass in the ass of putin. But he's dead and I wont lose a night's sleep
He was not. But /chug/ pretended he was to ease since they thought it would make Russia having a major coup attempt less embarrassing.
Before some hypothetical person pops up with screenshots, yes, I'm sure there was at least one or two retards saying he was like vegeta, but 90% of people were just laughing at the situation.
bro it was looking like some shit that kojima himself would write. everyone here was hyped af to say the least. worst case scenario (besides pussing out) was we'd see some kino combat footage on the streets of moscow between fighters fresh off the frontline and whatever scraps of police and national guard putin could call up at a last minute notice. best case scenario was the long shot that pringle deposed putin, called off the war, and somewhat gave a shit about the russian people. after the helicopters got shot down, nobody expected him to back down. in for a penny, in for a pound i guess.
When he did the failed coup he basically became Putin's last chance to save face after the whole world laughed at him.
Killing this bald fuck was the correct move, now internally Putin has regained some of his pre war notoriety.
I have no idea what went on in his mind doing the failed coup and what he thought the outcome would be.
>He basically became Putin's last chance to save face after the whole world laughed at him.
The coup's NET reputational impact on his regime is a massive negative. It looks downright wobbly. That he finally whacked pringles a month (!) later doesn't take him out of the red, and his image would undoubtedly have been better off (but still shit) had it never happened at all.
This genuinely seems like a soap opera. Why would he be flying over Russia after trying to coup the guy known to assassinate his opponents?
Even if he's not really dead, his character is and he's stuck in some backwater resort for the rest of his life.
>liked
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He was a funny retard.
I was on the verge of respecting him when he started his little march on Moscow, but then he blinked first and *actually believed* a deal offered by monke.
Funy
>yeltsin
>that platter
$20 says the next thing to come out of his mouth was "no, leave it here, it'll save you several trips".
PRIGO LIVES
Do people really think he "fell out from a window" just because his name was on the passengers list? Do you not think he is drinking a cocktail with a gay little parasol somewhere on Bali or Belize?
>he did not see his burned fat ass and face
Lurk more retard.
wait what
it's been leaked?
fucking die
>everyone who doesn't suck Russian dick is a glowmoron
lol
>PrepHole
lmao
I wish nothing but death to him and the Wagnerites but you have to admit, a warlord staging a coup and marching to the capital unopposed with his mercenary army after watching his soldiers were slaughtered en masse is kino as fuck, straight out of the movies and history books.
Shame he pussied out.
i'm curious on what your opinion on him would've been in the hypothetical where he became moscow's bandit king attempting to claim legitimacy to the whole of the russian federation. most likely, one of his promises to the russian people would be to call off the war, and expose to them exactly what's been happening over there to make him look much better in comparison to putin (we might've even gotten confirmation of the meat cube!).
nobody here like you actually, you should go back to your chud discord now instead of pretending to be anti-chud here.
I like all dead Russians.
If you weren't a war tourist newfag, you'd know that when Mikhaïl Kalashnikov died, PrepHole played Moscow Nights and PrepHoleommandos mag dumped from their AKs into the sky as a last salute to the man.
But that would require you not to be a newfag.
He was one of the few warlords and Russian guys who were honest about what they were.
The fucker was an honest to go Metal Gear Solid villain and the guy knew it.
There's even a Telegram story where he called himself evil and was proud of it.
There's a reason why their film was called "The Best in Hell"
He died as he lived going super fast while screaming about Shogiu.
>He died as he lived going super fast while screaming about Shogiu
Even the loss of all assets and the death itself, the head of the PMC "Wagner" did not consider something worthy of regret. He told how once in Libya he and his commanders were driving through the desert, lost their way, got lost and stumbled upon a military jeep stuck in the sand. Several skeletons sat in it, one of which continued to hold the steering wheel. They were blown by a hot wind, blowing scraps of fabric. The picture delighted Prigogine - he considered such a death ideal: at speed, in a military vehicle, in the middle of an endless desert, after being hit by Bayraktar, for example.
He invented the phrase about “the best in hell” himself and hated it when someone looked for good in him - he wanted to look as infernal as possible and considered himself a manifestation of pure evil.
He really was Sundowner
like him or not he was the best russian side content maker. once "legendary" strelkov is whiny useless fag next to him, not to mention boring loyalist officials like kadyrov, shoigu and etc.
do u think he lived better than most of us? i mean he was man of action yo know. he must have all those kino memories, including zerg rushes of his meat.
To be honest I liked popov and surovikin tho
>PrepHole was always Pro-Russia
No moron, we've been getting spammed since 2015-2016 by retarded vatnik shills trying to talk about how bad Pierre Sprey said the F-35 was, or how their country wasn't a backwards shithole that can't produce more than 3 prototypes of whatever retarded wunderwaffe their cargo cultist asses can cobble together. Now their claims are being put to the test and everyone knows how much of a clown show their shithole is.
>PrepHole was always pro-russia
PrepHole has always loved slavshit because things like STALKER are a core part of this board's original culture. To say it's 'pro-Russia' however is a gross overstatement.
That and the fact that sks and moist nuggets were a cheap entry gun back in the day.
>PrepHole was always pro-russia
>archive exists to prove this
Sure it does, shill
You mistake bored anons finding the most amusing coup ever as entertainment for love anon.
Do you visit other boards? Most of PrepHole is sick of le ironic white supremacist 4chanshit now. It's not just PrepHole that hates Russia.
apology for poor english
when were you when prignent dies?
i was sat at home drinking mcdonalds when mom ring
‘priggo is kill’
‘no’
"liked" isn't really the right word: he was entertaining at times for his antics and outbursts, but the world remains a better place for losing him regardless of any meme value he held.
You're forgetting future meme potential he also had and mr putina took from us
>muh memes
i'd rather a little less mass murder, rape, and torture mostly - you be you though.
I'd say some of the threads and content this crash gave us more then makes up for it (as if ridding the world of a few big name ziggers wasn't enough in of itself)
Two years I did in fucking Bakhmut.
Putin never sent any ammo resupplies.
What did I do? I improvised.
And Prigozhin, in Baku, whatever happened there...
Amusing, as others have said, is a good word. I can respect him for at least going to the front lines to see his men. He cared enough that those under his employ were getting shafted by the MOD, and his men were loyal in return.
His death was a sad end given he could have tried to bring Putin, or at least Shoigu, down. His rant video will live on in memes.
I mean we all kinda knew he would get the Motorola treatment sonner or later, the rush B towards Moscow only set things to move even faster.
Dmitri Medvedev dancing to American Boy was pretty based. The original song came out in the late 1980s, during perestroika, and was a female empowerment anthem about leaving the Soviet Union at last and finding a rich American boyfriend.
And here is Dmitri Medvedev having a great time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq2EkmTx_ds
I consider this to be hilarious, obviously.
Medvedev lost his marbles though.
The irony of a hardcore patriot dancing to song shitting all over his country is why it's funny.
>Russian
>antagonizes Putin
>dies
Was there an alternate outcome?
lives
>antagonizes putin
>leaves russia
>dies 10 years from now of polonium poisoning
that is of course assuming putin's cancer riddled ass survives that long. but the next administration might've considered him a loose end anyway and tried to spike his tea with polonium anyway.
Putin will live to 130
And chuds will self-delete before they hit 40
But it's already 136, he must be dead already
it has been since russia and china pointed their 50 cent armies here, believing that meme magic was actually real. when it was just them trying to shit talk f-35s and hype up brics countries, it was bearable and easy enough to call out, but very annoying and definitely hurt russian perception here. in addition, PrepHole has always had a bit of a soft spot for ukraine, if for literally nothing else than s.t.a.l.k.e.r.. but ever since the twitter and reddit nafo brigades found this place, it's been incessant bickering between two tourist groups taking up three quarters of page 1, and people are getting sick of seeing it all the time constantly. honestly, i blame the site format itself. PrepHole's always been a bit of a slow board, and is very susceptible to raids because it's easy to make threads look legitimate enough pertaining to weapons that they can't be outright dismissed as trolling. therefore, if you've got a sudden influx of two large groups making thread after thread of whatever bullshit they happen to support, it's going to take over the board. and it has been for one and a half years at this point.
As fun as it is to shitpost and laugh at all the bait threads, I do miss how hyper-specific topics used to come up like the WWII anti-aircraft guns thread I saw…a while ago. I miss that stuff, it gets drowned out by all the war tourism and fishing for (You)s.
That and the tank biathlon Russia hosted every year that they somehow won. Those threads were fun to watch.
you fucking mongoloid, PrepHole has always been pro slavshit and slav hijinks. prigozhin's mad dash to moscow falls squarely in the realm of slav hijinks.
>PLEASE SAY U LIKED US PLEASE AT LEAST ONCE PLEASE WE NEED THIS PLEASE
r*sshits are so pathetic, jesus
Saint Prigozhin
no
I liked him the same way I like that Russian drinking his own piss. Their pathetic antics amuse me.
>Pringles gone
>Pickles gone
The war is running out of fools to laugh at. I guess the end is near.
Why anon, you are saying that EVERYONE who simply doesnt agree with you is a GLOWmoron!!!!
That is what this poster is saying, everyone please believe this. Please. Don't notice all the obvious glowmorons and shilling. This guy is just saying everyone is a glowmoron, that has to be it. Phew, russian influence has been countered.
he was funny but I'm glad he's dead.
Being proud of being retarded and parroting the current trendy buzzwords just makes you look like a cum /chug/ging gay who robs a sperm bank to satisfy your deviancy. Continue remaining poor and ignorant for the rest of your life
Only for the entertainment value he provided. I miss his epic rants.
>Grand puppeteer of the vatnik internet shill army
>Liked by PrepHole
U feckin wot
What is next for them?
Another season.
promotions and salary increases for "protecting" Putin, and more incompetence from Russia as part of a "grand strategy", to "wear out the west"
Are Russians even allowed to celebrate Pringles?
russians are cool
war is just a game, no need to hate
I like the Smooker
didn't like him, but his antics were good comedy
>people
or
>Russian MOD
two different things
Prigo was a thug, but entertaining thug. Putin is mob boss, and hasn't been entertaining since 2012.
he was na idiot mobster who's only redeeming qualities was that he was entertaining and that his endless feud with the Russian upper-class caused him to reveal unedited information about the Russian failures in Ukraine in a way that could not be censored.
He didn't have a lot of loyalty for a hired gun