Was he the most based Alone contestant? As soon as he got the deer I knew he was the winner.
Was he the most based Alone contestant? As soon as he got the deer I knew he was the winner.
Was he the most based Alone contestant? As soon as he got the deer I knew he was the winner.
Wrong board
I can tell you spend more time on PrepHole than outside.
Clay is pretty based, but Roland and Jordan are also very based and also downed big game. I wonder who would win between the three.
I think they would all just thrive out there for like a year plus LOL
Roland has an autismo power gives him the edge. We will never know though because it wont happen. Don’t know clay or jordan.
My hobbies don't involve spending free time admiring men.
>My hobbies don't involve spending free time admiring men.
A capable and masculine man is admired by all.
You sound like a closet homo. Nothing wrong with having male role models.
>My male role models are complete strangers that will likely never even know I exist and are only known to me through videos on a screen
Come on, man. Have some self-respect.
What? Is it supposed to be my opiate addicted boomer father that has disowned me for trying to get him clean? The best "role model" in my immediate family is either a crypto-israelite business owner that fricked his workers over for personal wealth and is currently throwing a tantrum over a $20,000 dispute in inheritance, or a ZOGbot Vietnam war veteran that lives in a property he doesn't own or rent while driving back and forth between his ex-wives helping them with every little problem because he feels guilty over all of his children dying to alcoholism or drug overdoses.
Things are quite rough here in Mississippi.
You should let go of your daddy issues and stop trying to find a father figure in strangers on tv because that's just gonna frick you up more than just simply not having a male role model at all
Okay, I'll just let go bro.
I'm proud of you
>My male role models are complete strangers that will likely never even know I exist and are only known to me through videos on a screen
At least with Hitler you can read historical accounts of him from his peers as well as his own writings and speeches rather than a commercial television program. Not great, but better at least.
Julius Ceaser admired Alexander the Great, Charlemagne admired Constantine, George Washington admired Cato.
Having male role models that you have never known but did great things is extremely common and you sound like a closeted homosexual.
most based guy was the one who got kicked off for almost starving himself to death. imagine the willpower
imagine being so obsessed with other men you start imitating their behavior
>3 confirmed homosexuals as example
you're not helping your case bud lmao
>repainting historical figures as homos
You are a israelite-dog and will never be white.
Dave Whipple from S4. So is Brooke.
His yt channel is comfy and he spends much of it explaining to zoomers how to build houses and wealth by ignoring building codes in AK and northern MI which is hella based.
Also Jim Baird. Also has a yt channel where he does multi week solo/duo trips often whitewater, in Canada/AK. He is the exact opposite of ultralight. He cut his hand open with an Axe while falling once and even then was 50/50 "frick it let's keep going", then hiked back out 8k. The guy portages through ungodly terrain constantly with like 70# of gear plus a canoe.
His dog was super based too.
Alone sucks, who cares? It’s reality TV, after the pathetic David won S2 I couldn’t stand to watch anymore.
The guy that took down the moose in the arctic was a baller. Damn wolverines stealing his fat
Brad and Josh Richardson Season 4 Team Alone. The boat dropped off the son then they dropped off the father miles away, the son had to meet up with the father and the father was to set up camp. Basically the boat dropped off the father, the boat comes back "Did you guys forget something?" "No, get your shit and lets go, your 'son' tapped out". To this day I think they don't talk.
>To this day I think they don't talk.
lel yeah I hope so. Imagine giving up on a once in a lifetime opportunity because you're tired
Yes but also the Baird's would've run circles around them regardless so his son was doing him a favor.
Didn't the father come back a later season and last like a week, or am I mixing him up with one of the blacksmiths?
Other way around
Dad was hiking and kid set up camp.
Dad spent the entire pre-deployment interviews talking about his super woodsman experience and how he was going to crush everyone else and FINALLY bond with his son, but also that he had perfect trust in his son to survive on his own.
Son taps out second night because he heard an animal walking past the tent.
Lot of seething hero-worshipers itt. Did any of you actually have your own adventures this weekend or do you just watch other men all weekend like the sportsball-watching losers do?
Yes.
>sportsball
found reddit
>fat
>moronic
>zero effort, minimal skills
>just lays in his half finished shelter for two months and waits
>no brain cells to use energy, no effort to use energy, body switches into starvation mode and uses less energy, has tons of fat because useless moron
>didn't plan this as strategy, just born this way
>accidentally the perfect pinnacle of survival evolution, doesn't even need to try, literally, wired to win
I'm thinking ultra based and also probably posts on PrepHole
What makes you think he was born fat?
Me and my brother in law were talking about this last summer.
You see all these morons from the Lower 48 who have never been hungry in their lives come on and they are all super fit, low body fat, have been doing cardio for months to "get in shape", and they all end up tapping because they are starving to death.
We agreed that if we were ever selected to do something like Alone, following the phone call we would immediately start eating and sleeping as much as possible until we shipped out and just show up 250lbs, covered in hair, build a rudimentary shelter and then sit around drinking spruce needle tea for three months until everyone else tapped out.
Keto
You have to get fully keto adjusted, meaning several months on a strict keto diet, because thats what you're going to be eating on the show. If you've never even tried keto, it could be very eye opening.
Also get your bmi up to roughly pre-obese, but contestants usually tap once they lose 40ish pounds regardless of starting weight. Having too much starting weight will slow you down early when you will be most productive, and it increases your calorie burn.
But yeah people who show up borderline underweight don't last long and are moronic (or they're someone with a serious heart/nervous condition).
Britt or whatever his name was did alright in S3 and should've won S5 but fat Sam dumbfatted it out.
What kind/brand of bow is that?
Looks like a Osage self bow "reflex/deflex"
Does this show still exist ?
Yes and its getting a bunch of spinoffs.
A lot of the winners have solid back stories. I think the recent guy spent like 150 days in Alaskan bush regularly doing bushcraft or whatever. He was biohacking to win too. Based Mexican.
Woniya won the "frozen" spinoff (lol it never even froze proper), which is unfortunate.
Gtfo Randal who won the million is by far the absolute Chad of the series. People were trying to get him to compete and he said it wasn't enough cash. Showed up for the million and didn't even struggle. Man killed a musk ox by stabbing it
These won’t be topped until someone bags a brown bear with a big rock
Btw in season 6 one guy literally took down a MOOSE so he cucked anyone who just got a deer
I’ve only seen 3 seasons of this but every black person on this show has been useless and one lasted probably a few hours cause he was spooked by bear shit