Wake up babe, it's time for the Bongoloid update

Bit disappointing to be honest. No sarcasm or bantz. However, they are basically confirming their agreement with the reports of Ukraine's progress so far.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May some vat explain any major errors of these reports?
    They have been sarcasm posting about copium since the war started

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching both Kheson and Kharkiv fronts, the latter is very fast moving and in sort of a lot of change. So even if you're trying to be accurate, kind of hard as there's outlying forces running all over that place
    Got to be a sporty old time to be a Russian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kheson and Kharkiv fronts, the latter is very fast moving
      Well, here's why. It isn't like northern France, much less the fucking taiga. It's more like north Africa.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, its just nice flat fields with some trees here and there, rolling hills and low-level summer river crossings
        Was funny to hear some captured Russian in amazement that the Ukr-mobile forces didn't travel on the MSR's and secondary roads like they do and came blasting across fields to encircle them

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian forces were likely taken by surprise
    Didnt the Ukrainians talk about doing this for months?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kherson front, yes
      Kharkiv front, no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kharkiv front, no
        Even if they weren't talking about it, it was obvious as fuck they were positioning to be able to do it.

        >Ukraine wasn't dissolving their secondary defensive lines around the cities around Izyum and was instead using them to rotate out troops to keep them fresh, so even if Izyum tried to accomplish anything by pushing out, they'd get stalled out an assfucked by the line collapsing behind them.
        >Ukraine was retaining a modest deployment south of Kharkiv for this obvious as fuck guillotine to Izyum's supply lines that they'd been using to harass the Russian lines for months and occasionally probe south down into Izyum
        >The Ukraine's been clearing around Kharkiv so they can redirect more defenders into that buildup to the south
        Gee, I wonder where this could possibly be going...

        Ukraine was basically telling Russia where to stand and then building up troops behind them. That had one fucking ending.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic rel, Russian sigint that failed to detect Ukrainian plans to attack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these are the guys shilling the armata

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am sure those who exist are great, all eight of them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am sure those who exist are just T-62's with a papier mache body kit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think its paper and glue
              Its at least plywood, no cheap stuff either, the good shit- marine grade

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ivan Gumbyvitch
          Always flexible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A Tuesday morning in Russia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most sober russian

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >russians doing their morning stretch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are there beers photoshopped in? lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly have no idea, I found it that way some time ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're not blacked out by 10am, are you truly living your best life?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      puccians were too busy asking "where is kherson counteroffensive xaxaxaxaxa*~~))"

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >state media
    Not a valid source.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >military intelligence? No thanks. I get my news from out of context clips on Telegram channels

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The BBC is not "military intelligence". It's state media.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And they get their info from their military inteligence. Do you think they use druids and blood memory or something?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the point.
            The information is from the MoD directly.
            BBC doesn't even enter the picture.
            But he's just reply baiting. This happens almost every other bong thread.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          these reports are not written by the BBC. but the Ministry of Defense of the UK. this really has nothing to do with the BBC.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            State media is state media.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queen died, bongs aren't in a mood for jokes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She did the most shit job in 1000 years of preserving her country. Not a fan, sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she lived to see the UK fall apart.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She did the most shit job in 1000 years of preserving her country. Not a fan, sorry.

        moron, Queen is a representative position. What was she to do?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She could have cooled it a bit with the child abuse. I get it is a national pass time in UK but still

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Take power and turn parliament into a rubber stamp committee by way of executing anyone who steps out of line.
          She could've been the UK's Putin, except with an actual crown.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She could've been the UK's Putin
            What, your problem with UK is that it doesn't hate native population enough?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relax, with her out of the way King Charles can finally wrangle parliament and reconquer the colonies overseas

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    intelligence time innit?
    ukies move forward, luv em
    ruski tossers flee, 'ate em
    simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50km in one day
    Holy fuck. Time for the /chug/CHUDs to do the 4chancel air ballet.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was really boring. The Bongs are probably too distracted from losing their lizard queen to inject any humor or sarcasm into today's update.

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