>the woods
This looks exactly like the habitat I've been in an hour north of Austin, if you're pooping in ashe juniper why bother with a bag since you're exposed to anybody else around anyway. And those aren't "the woods."
>That's what west coasters call the woods
It looks more like a landscaped island in a strip mall parking lot than "the woods" to me. No doubt westoids are the ones starting all those "How do I shit outside?" threads. Guess they've finally found their solution here, and yet another use for Dyneema.
>That's what west coasters call the woods
It looks more like a landscaped island in a strip mall parking lot than "the woods" to me. No doubt westoids are the ones starting all those "How do I shit outside?" threads. Guess they've finally found their solution here, and yet another use for Dyneema.
>easturbanites still seething in their concrete hellscape
kek, stay in your containment zones.
They used to sell little shovels to dig shit holes, which is silly because even cats don't do that. They just cover their shit a little.
I just shit wherever and go on with my day. I do try to find a spot where I don't think people will just step in it though, so off trail but in a spot where someone could see it if they went there.
Leave No Trace is dumb. Just by walking somewhere you leave a trace.
Theres been an influx of caligays where i live, and like caligays do, theyre trying to make it just like California even though they escaped fron tbere...yea whatever
But anyways theyve been overcrowding alot of natiomal forest trails and wma's and just acting absolutely self-righteous and like they own it, walking their fricking dogs and eating granola and being beligerent when they see me in camo hunting.
So every weekend i pick one of their homosexual trails and take a wet greasey shit rigjt in the middle. They have to step clear off trail to go around my fudge pile, and i be sure to strew used toilet paper everywhere too, make a real show of it The amoiunt of seethe its caused is unreal lol. It is so worth it though. Probably better lay low since they'll probably put cameras out soon or something
But frick homosexuals who use a gay bag
Shitting is natural
Shitting in the middle of granola-chomper trail is even better
>So every weekend i pick one of their homosexual trails and take a wet greasey shit rigjt in the middle. They have to step clear off trail to go around my fudge pile, and i be sure to strew used toilet paper everywhere too, make a real show of it The amoiunt of seethe its caused is unreal lol. It is so worth it though. Probably better lay low since they'll probably put cameras out soon or something
This will just make people also litter, because who cares if people are dropping toilet paper everywhere right.
They might be getting belligerent with you because you're a guy walking around in camo gear, shitting on trails for his own satisfaction, though.
Doesnt matter, litter was already appearing everywhere, its one of the things that triggered me the most really because i HATE litter. Whenever i visit the south east or the midwest the highways and parking lots are full of litter. Never too much of a problem here...then 2020 happened .
Its amazing, these people who are ass-ravaged about global warming and you gotta love Black folk and you cant eat animals have been responsible for more habitat destruction here due to their new houses theur building than in the last 20 combined, and they litter everywhere .
And as far as the camo thing, these are hunting lands, ive been hunting these trails for almpst 26 years. I can share them with mtn bike gays and tral runners etc etc...but by God youre gonna share them with me. You preach tolerance and are anything but. You moved to this area because it wasnt like your hell holr in California , and then IMMEDIATELY start changing it.
They used to sell little shovels to dig shit holes, which is silly because even cats don't do that. They just cover their shit a little.
I just shit wherever and go on with my day. I do try to find a spot where I don't think people will just step in it though, so off trail but in a spot where someone could see it if they went there.
Leave No Trace is dumb. Just by walking somewhere you leave a trace.
i hope someone puts a bullet in your head after stepping on your turd
Wet is is with you people and your vindictive fantasies? Several of you in this thread should consider seeking professional help as there is obviously some trauma in your life you've not dealt with.
In any case I am unlikely to slip on poop. I wear proper shoes and I watch where I step. Even if I get caught not paying attention THERE IS ANIMAL POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE so I am much more likely to step in that than human, even with if the few humans who shit in bags and carry it away decided stop that absurd practice.
One time I had eaten 2x mountain house Mexican chicken meals and I blew a massive greasy one while standing at a switchback. I cried out as it went. So after I heard a noise and guess what? Whole damn family coming up.
I tried to play it off like it was moose I asked them did they hear that moose too but I know they knew. Don't think it was even moose around there this was in Alabama.
Does these sois carry bags of shit around?. Good for them, I just put the used to on top if I'm feeling benevolent. But then again I'm American and we are allowed to shit in front of Saks 5th Avenue in Beverly hills
These are generally a type of LARP. If you’re doing a big wall climb over several days, you either shit in a bag and carry it out or toss it off the side (which is funny but generally frowned upon). If you’re not doing that, what’s the point? Just bury it so it’s not an eyesore. >animals don’t bury their shit
Animals done use toilet paper. Also when I step in animal shit I don’t really care but stepping in human shit is a different nightmare entirely.
Agree. Also, poop doesn't belong in plastic. >which is funny
Can confirm. There's just something satisfying about watching your poop reach terminal velocity.
Shit is shit, more or less. Yes herbivore shit is a different consistency from omnivore, which are both different from carnivore...but it is all shit. Stinks, sticks to everything, unsightly...but not exactly a big deal on the bottom of a shoe while PrepHole.
>If stepping in shit results in you eating it you might want to rethink some things.
If it gets on your shoe and your shoe touches a piece of your gear or your hand at some point, or you walk around inside your home, things can easily get contaminated.
Don’t try to make me out to be wrong on this. You’re the weirdo for thinking that stepping in a pile of animal shit is just as bad as stepping in a pile of human shit.
On a dirt road just entering civilization, on my way back from wilderness my butthole reaches critical level of pressure.
No time, heck cars are driving by, no time ohnoohno.
Jump into someones driveway, drop my pants and with just enough time to take pants off and bend over, still standing my butthole explodes on a fine bush on their driveway.
Bush leaves are brown instead of green, wipe with tissues real quick before another car comes, kinda in a hurry.
Look back, brown stained leaves all over bush, the cone of explosion was wide as hell and I was kinda proud how much of the bush it covered.
Tp hanging all over the bush, no time for niceties.
I'm out of there, alittle embarressed, alittle proud.
These are mandatory for a lot of canyons in Utah. I could see the problem with shallow sandy holes and wind uncovering your mess and blowing the shitty tp around but.. shitting in a bag and carrying it around with me for multiple days just doesn't sit well with me.
Hypothetically, would digging a hole next to a desert bush/tree and shitting near the roots help break down the turd and/or tp? (Idk how plants or poop works tbh I'm moronic)
You get told they are mandatory but they aren't really. I mean how would they enforce that?
I got told that last time I hiked the Wave and a ranger even gear checked everyone on the bus and handed wag bags to people who couldn't show one. I took it but threw it off a cliff.
When I shit there I made a big show of it. wienered one leg up on a ledge and stuck my butt way out and just fired off. Shit ran down the canyon wall. Beautiful.
Bad thing was I forgot TP so had to sit in a puddle.
>be zogbot, praise israel >in Mojave for training >they supply us with frick loads of wag bags and a special wag bag seat (a small fold up chair with a hole in it) >everyone just digs a hole and puts the chair over it >only one motherfricker actually uses the wag bags >no one in the unit collects the wag bags, there aren't wag bag disposal points in the middle of the desert >carry around an mre box filled with wag bags for two weeks in the baking sun
>the woods
This looks exactly like the habitat I've been in an hour north of Austin, if you're pooping in ashe juniper why bother with a bag since you're exposed to anybody else around anyway. And those aren't "the woods."
That's what west coasters call the woods, don't make fun of them or they'll make 10 more "WEST COAST #1 BIG ROCK" threads.
>That's what west coasters call the woods
It looks more like a landscaped island in a strip mall parking lot than "the woods" to me. No doubt westoids are the ones starting all those "How do I shit outside?" threads. Guess they've finally found their solution here, and yet another use for Dyneema.
>easturbanites still seething in their concrete hellscape
kek, stay in your containment zones.
t. has never been to the actual west coast
Barely even the trace of a canopy
>10 trees and some bushes
>aren't allowed to own any of it anyway
the absolute state, go back to coping about your tall rocks
I live in the best PrepHole state in the country and wouldn't have it any other way.
Which one would that be?
Are we neighbors anon? I can see some areas around Lake Georgetown looking like this, but I haven’t been out since November sometime.
I think people took the leave no trace thing too seriously and forgot that other animals shit in the woods too.
They used to sell little shovels to dig shit holes, which is silly because even cats don't do that. They just cover their shit a little.
I just shit wherever and go on with my day. I do try to find a spot where I don't think people will just step in it though, so off trail but in a spot where someone could see it if they went there.
Leave No Trace is dumb. Just by walking somewhere you leave a trace.
I use my shovel to bury the tissue I use. I’d rather see a pile of doodie rather than a pile of tp.
Theres been an influx of caligays where i live, and like caligays do, theyre trying to make it just like California even though they escaped fron tbere...yea whatever
But anyways theyve been overcrowding alot of natiomal forest trails and wma's and just acting absolutely self-righteous and like they own it, walking their fricking dogs and eating granola and being beligerent when they see me in camo hunting.
So every weekend i pick one of their homosexual trails and take a wet greasey shit rigjt in the middle. They have to step clear off trail to go around my fudge pile, and i be sure to strew used toilet paper everywhere too, make a real show of it The amoiunt of seethe its caused is unreal lol. It is so worth it though. Probably better lay low since they'll probably put cameras out soon or something
But frick homosexuals who use a gay bag
Shitting is natural
Shitting in the middle of granola-chomper trail is even better
>So every weekend i pick one of their homosexual trails and take a wet greasey shit rigjt in the middle. They have to step clear off trail to go around my fudge pile, and i be sure to strew used toilet paper everywhere too, make a real show of it The amoiunt of seethe its caused is unreal lol. It is so worth it though. Probably better lay low since they'll probably put cameras out soon or something
This will just make people also litter, because who cares if people are dropping toilet paper everywhere right.
They might be getting belligerent with you because you're a guy walking around in camo gear, shitting on trails for his own satisfaction, though.
Doesnt matter, litter was already appearing everywhere, its one of the things that triggered me the most really because i HATE litter. Whenever i visit the south east or the midwest the highways and parking lots are full of litter. Never too much of a problem here...then 2020 happened .
Its amazing, these people who are ass-ravaged about global warming and you gotta love Black folk and you cant eat animals have been responsible for more habitat destruction here due to their new houses theur building than in the last 20 combined, and they litter everywhere .
And as far as the camo thing, these are hunting lands, ive been hunting these trails for almpst 26 years. I can share them with mtn bike gays and tral runners etc etc...but by God youre gonna share them with me. You preach tolerance and are anything but. You moved to this area because it wasnt like your hell holr in California , and then IMMEDIATELY start changing it.
Someone has to make a stand....or a squat
This gets to be a problem in heavily trafficked areas like the AT. You gotta bury your shit or there would be landmines everywhere.
i hope someone puts a bullet in your head after stepping on your turd
reported
Have you considered watching where you step?
I mean there's loose rocks and roots and snakes and holes and all sorts of shit all over the place that you don't want to step on.
have you considered LNT shit-burying originated from popular hiking spots becoming literal mounds of human shit?
>someone
>not me though, I'm only a tough guy on the internet
I hope you slip on poop and crack your skull.
Wet is is with you people and your vindictive fantasies? Several of you in this thread should consider seeking professional help as there is obviously some trauma in your life you've not dealt with.
In any case I am unlikely to slip on poop. I wear proper shoes and I watch where I step. Even if I get caught not paying attention THERE IS ANIMAL POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE so I am much more likely to step in that than human, even with if the few humans who shit in bags and carry it away decided stop that absurd practice.
I burp a lot and take dumps right in the middle of the trail
I shit in water sources near established campsites
Same + I fart a lot as I walk.
One time I had eaten 2x mountain house Mexican chicken meals and I blew a massive greasy one while standing at a switchback. I cried out as it went. So after I heard a noise and guess what? Whole damn family coming up.
I tried to play it off like it was moose I asked them did they hear that moose too but I know they knew. Don't think it was even moose around there this was in Alabama.
>eating freeze dried mexican
i dont know why anybody does this, it never digests well.
>take dumps right in the middle of the trail
I do this too, but mostly to help the local scout troupe with identification of feces.
>poop into wag bag
>throw into creek
Does these sois carry bags of shit around?. Good for them, I just put the used to on top if I'm feeling benevolent. But then again I'm American and we are allowed to shit in front of Saks 5th Avenue in Beverly hills
Only time I used a wag bag was on Mt. Whitney because they were required and were handed out the day before. Normally I just go out in the woods.
What would happen if you didn't? Would they dna test your poop?
These are generally a type of LARP. If you’re doing a big wall climb over several days, you either shit in a bag and carry it out or toss it off the side (which is funny but generally frowned upon). If you’re not doing that, what’s the point? Just bury it so it’s not an eyesore.
>animals don’t bury their shit
Animals done use toilet paper. Also when I step in animal shit I don’t really care but stepping in human shit is a different nightmare entirely.
Agree. Also, poop doesn't belong in plastic.
>which is funny
Can confirm. There's just something satisfying about watching your poop reach terminal velocity.
Why does stepping in human shit bother you?
Shit is shit, more or less. Yes herbivore shit is a different consistency from omnivore, which are both different from carnivore...but it is all shit. Stinks, sticks to everything, unsightly...but not exactly a big deal on the bottom of a shoe while PrepHole.
Herbivore shit generally doesn't contain parasites and things that will make you violently ill, and doesn't smell nearly as bad
If stepping in shit results in you eating it you might want to rethink some things.
Also herbivore shit contaminates lots of water sources so yes, it does contain bad things.
>If stepping in shit results in you eating it you might want to rethink some things.
If it gets on your shoe and your shoe touches a piece of your gear or your hand at some point, or you walk around inside your home, things can easily get contaminated.
just make things easier and never leave your house
Nah I'd rather just not step on human shit
Don’t try to make me out to be wrong on this. You’re the weirdo for thinking that stepping in a pile of animal shit is just as bad as stepping in a pile of human shit.
I have used these but only on glaciers.
Thank you.
I just poop on top of the cairns and leave it
Bagging your shit on the trail is the stupidest shit I ever heard of. There is just one rule and that is don't poo-poo near a water source. That's it.
On a dirt road just entering civilization, on my way back from wilderness my butthole reaches critical level of pressure.
No time, heck cars are driving by, no time ohnoohno.
Jump into someones driveway, drop my pants and with just enough time to take pants off and bend over, still standing my butthole explodes on a fine bush on their driveway.
Bush leaves are brown instead of green, wipe with tissues real quick before another car comes, kinda in a hurry.
Look back, brown stained leaves all over bush, the cone of explosion was wide as hell and I was kinda proud how much of the bush it covered.
Tp hanging all over the bush, no time for niceties.
I'm out of there, alittle embarressed, alittle proud.
>cone of explosion
This added to my reading experience.
These are mandatory for a lot of canyons in Utah. I could see the problem with shallow sandy holes and wind uncovering your mess and blowing the shitty tp around but.. shitting in a bag and carrying it around with me for multiple days just doesn't sit well with me.
Hypothetically, would digging a hole next to a desert bush/tree and shitting near the roots help break down the turd and/or tp? (Idk how plants or poop works tbh I'm moronic)
You get told they are mandatory but they aren't really. I mean how would they enforce that?
I got told that last time I hiked the Wave and a ranger even gear checked everyone on the bus and handed wag bags to people who couldn't show one. I took it but threw it off a cliff.
When I shit there I made a big show of it. wienered one leg up on a ledge and stuck my butt way out and just fired off. Shit ran down the canyon wall. Beautiful.
Bad thing was I forgot TP so had to sit in a puddle.
That's about as moronic as it sounds.
Modern human have become so disconnected from nature that he thinks even his own naturally occurring feces is invasive to the forest.
>be zogbot, praise israel
>in Mojave for training
>they supply us with frick loads of wag bags and a special wag bag seat (a small fold up chair with a hole in it)
>everyone just digs a hole and puts the chair over it
>only one motherfricker actually uses the wag bags
>no one in the unit collects the wag bags, there aren't wag bag disposal points in the middle of the desert
>carry around an mre box filled with wag bags for two weeks in the baking sun