Victory day parade in less than a week. >what russian equipment will we see

Victory day parade in less than a week.
>what russian equipment will we see
>are we getting a drone false flag to start a nuclear war
>will bakhmut finally be captured or were the russians losing ground this whole year

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll gather the last dozen or so T-90M tanks, split them into two groups, and then drive them one group at a time down the parade ground and then round the block out of sight, where they'll quickly paint new unit numbers on them and do it all over again. Over and over for half an hour.

    I'd also put good money on the chance of an aircraft experiencing mechanical failure and crashing on the way to or from the flypasts. Possibly even during the flypast itself, if we're really lucky.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Possibly even during the flypast itself, if we're really lucky.
      That's horrible to think of anon, think of all the innocents there who could be hurt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >innocents
        So it'll be a zero death toll plane crash in the middle of a major city, truly a miracle. God smiles upon Russia *~~))

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My heart aches for any kidnapped Ukrainian child caught in a russki plane crash.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon, most of those kids have already been sold into arab oil sheik harems and/or organ harvesting rings and are no longer in Russia as a result, so the chances of one dying in a Russian plane crash are really very low

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            grim but probably true

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        These are the same people who watch videos of their soldiers raping children and pets to death in front of their families and cheer it on with glee. May a plane crash and may it be carrying a nuke.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >These are the same people who watch videos of their soldiers raping children and pets to death in front of their families and cheer it on with glee.
          If this is true I do NOT want the source, but did this actually happen? I know about the raping in front of family thing and I know about the taping it, but what? Pets?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think they would draw the line at pets?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Early during the war, Ukrainians found the remnants of mutilated dogs, vatniks nailed their pawns.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop baiting moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Russians
        >innocent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not going to be any civvies there. Usually civilians carry photos of their ancestors who served or died in battle, and kremlin is worried that this year they will have photos of the guys who died in Ukraine and they don't want that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont tempt me.even the thought makes me hard.TRD cant come soon enough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's horrible to think of anon, think of all the innocents there who could be hurt.
        Unfortunately, I'm a sadist and find such thoughts arousing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_17

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parade planes are the only ones kept in good condition, they will most likely cancel the air parade tough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Possibly even during the flypast itself, if we're really lucky.
      I wish a MIG-31 has an aileron jam, forcing it into a deep dive and flies full speed into the cathedral of St. Basil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the pilot ejects at low altitude and his body plus ejection seat flies directly into Putin
        >a drone interrupts the parade
        >someone has done an IRA and several mortars explode without warning
        >a soldier turns into a suicide bomber live on air
        Which one do you want the most?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first one. We’d post the gif for years

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Years? Centuries, at least. It would instantly be the most famous death of any politician ever, possibly the most famous death ever, even hitler braining himself couldn't compare.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          has done an IRA and several mortars explode without warning

          This one would be kino. It would show that special forces can operate in Moscow and do some real damage. The IRA came really close to killing a large percentage of the British rulers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Brandon parachutes in and shoots Putin in the head with a 1911, then orders the parade to continue. They comply.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick, that would make armatard and dennis suffer a massive aneurysm.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >armatard and dennis
          armatard/dennis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There won't be a fly past, they're too afraid (and rightly so) of saboteurs with MANPADS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >air show
      Cancelled due to bad weather. No, I didn’t look at the forecast

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, like last year then.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know what they won't drive: The T-54/55s and T-62s they're actually using in Ukraine lol

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be a live stream? Last year Brits did it and it was good, I think it was the telegraph newspaper

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't miss the biggest gay parade of the year.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope cia escalates by droning parade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe we should give that whole "escalate to deescalate" thing a try, the Russians sure do seem to think highly of it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea i think you should definitely do it, can you share my escalation thing to your coworkers. Let's get it done.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll put it in the teams chat
          do you mind if I refer to you as Anon #46127? They like us to be specific

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did last years parade look like?
    im pretty sure it was already poor and cringe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      please understand.. air show has been cancelled due to poor weather.... small indie country please be understand..

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        these are FAFO mega-clouds, they are super dangerous, they only target russian DNA, you know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine that being the architectural pride and joy of your """"culture""".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was build by an Italian.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks pretty nice.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty alright, just like St. Pete's historic centre
          Mind you, both were built by actual europeans

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is just irrational hate by association. It's a beautiful church.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like a horrible mixture of a carnival ride and a dipped ice-cream cone. The colors clash horribly too, ugly eyesore pieces of shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a beautiful building, what's hard to believe is that it was built by those subhumans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell is your problem mate? Eastern European Churches look fricking cool

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >parade due next week
    >no rehearsal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no rehearsal
      They didn't rehearse for their war, why would they rehearse for the victory parade?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no rehearsal
      They didn't rehearse for their war, why would they rehearse for the victory parade?

      Is it going to be a reverse of February 24th then?
      >we were stationed in Bakhmut nobody expected to go home
      >they told us not to worry, tomorrow would be just another day of frontal assaults on yet another building complex
      >at night they loaded us on trucks, nobody knew where we were going, probably another assault somewhere else
      >only when I saw the sign saying Moscow it started to dawn on me
      >they unloaded us on the Red Square and told us to march
      >we were expecting to be greeted by bombs and shells, but got hugs and flowers instead

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want SVT40 to replace the SKS as a ceremonial rifle

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Ukraine going to try and time a big push on victory day?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they are smarter than to put such stock in symbolism rather than what makes tactical and strategic sense
      but there is a non-zero chance that it really will be one of the earliest days of the mud hardening up, so it might happen anyway, idk what the very recent weather has been like in Southern Ukraine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still muddy, but almost no chance of rain for the next week

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to believe
          It's happening on may 9th, I just know it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the weather

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they are smarter than to put such stock in symbolism rather than what makes tactical and strategic sense
      but there is a non-zero chance that it really will be one of the earliest days of the mud hardening up, so it might happen anyway, idk what the very recent weather has been like in Southern Ukraine.

      I want to believe
      It's happening on may 9th, I just know it

      For maximum political value it would make sense to start it before victory day. If you start it on the same day putin can just make whatever speech he was planning on making because most people won’t really know how it’s going yet anyway. If you start a couple days before then he is forced to either publicly acknowledge the situation, or publicly avoid talking about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        politics doesn't matter much when you're stuck in a trench in Bakhmut and the 7th wave of Wagner mobiks is approaching

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the early morning of victory day would be the sweet spot.
        So the news is spreading while the ~~*people*~~ are preparing for the festivities.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because at their core they are still slavs. They care just as much about symbolism as Russians. They will try and steal the show, ridicule Moscow and try to appease their Western masters because they know the endless stream of free gibs will stop if they don't succeed. This is a reminder that Ukraine would fall in weeks if Western aid would stop.

      >inb4 vatnik
      >inb4 your army is a joke
      >inb4 brown hands typed this post

      I don't care, hohols can lose and disappear completely for all I care. Russia can have Ukraine, I don't give a shit about eastern euros still crying about their trauma about muh Soviet occupation. Let Belarus Moldova and Ukraine be the buffer zone, they're barren wastelands with zero to offer other than prostitutes. Let's just heavily militarize the border all the way from Finland al the way to Romania and call it a day. I'm tired of this shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't care so much why do you keep posting about how much you don't care on a literal regular fricking basis homosexual? A sensible person would stop screeching like some old man or lady about em kids on their lawn and find something else to do than whine all the time like you are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realists deserve the fricking rope.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Realists
          I hate that these homosexuals use that name when they're just amoral sell outs and grifters. They're not "realists" at all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Realist
          >just let vatnikstan expand, what's the worst that could happen, right?
          >not completely humiliating them, turning their shithole into a balkanized shithole chink vassal state, which is their natural state.
          I don't think you know what that word means.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't care
        >but I can't stop whining about it.
        If you are a westerner or even american, then you're just an idiot butthurt about your petty causes not being the center of attention.
        Literal Karen behaviour. good luck asking for the manager of /k/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's the AIDS going for you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Much obliged

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try to appease their Western masters
        Western master here, the Ukrainians can do whatever they want.

        ▲ ▲

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GlowBlack folk can't triforce.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine mainly concern themselves with practicalities and not symbolism, but at the least they might do more drone strikes on that day, maybe also HIMARS strikes, just to blacken the pidors' eyes some more

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be all WW2 equipment because they'll keep pushing the le Patriotic War 2.0 angle.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Victory Day never came.
    >Every morning I wake up expecting it to come, but it is always two more weeks away.
    >That can't be it.
    >Do you get it now? You do, don't you?
    >Victory Day... never... came.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/10
      > this isnt about the future..we fighting for the past
      >banans..I want to give them to you....

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I'd like to see a my little drony crashing into an armata and revealing what lies below the cardboard shell the reality is that nothing will happen, security will be very tight and Pussian partisans won't risk getting caught.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ERA covered Lada 1200's

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you are having me on. No way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What even are these?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a photoshop. But to answer the real question, those were first generation cope cages meant to disrupt Javelin/NLAW top-attack capability. It doesn't work, even conceptually, but the Russian MOD had them put on as a morale booster.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what you get when you order a Rolls-Royce off wish.com

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this photoshopped? I can't tell anymore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not. What are you, a vatnik?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The parade will go on as normal because the same units are used for it each year.
    I suspect the Ukrainians will launch their offensives a day or two before. Not using the holiday itself and giving Putin an extra talking point.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      India, good friend Russia, represent well

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to start a nuclear war
    With fricking what, you stupid b***h? Frick off back to vkontakte, subhuman.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black personwhipper 5000 crashed through a wall and goes HAM on the high ranking military
    >Then turns it lashes of justice against the bystanders

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if they'll parade some "liberated" children again?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Victory day parade
    soon™

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to celebrate it in a different way if something spectacular happens.
    Just imagine the meltdown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wont you be busy getting raped and beaten by russian chimpout like every may 9th?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia so stronk it's reduced to attempted flag theft.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what russian equipment will we see
    I think there have been leaks/confirmation that it's mostly T-34 and some artillery peaces
    >will bakhmut finally be captured
    I have a sneaking suspicion they'll say it is, no matter what the reality on the ground may be
    >are we getting a drone false flag to start a nuclear war
    This meme needs to die already. If Russia wanted to us nukes they had a million excuses in the past. Using nukes has a very high political cost, they decided to pay the cost of mobilization instead (and are seemingly preparing to do so again) so unless things on the ground change dramatically I don't see Russian nukes anytime soon

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