Ur an advisor to an African warlord in East Africa how would your K expertise come in handy and could u win war for him .

Ur an advisor to an African warlord in East Africa how would your K expertise come in handy and could u win war for him .

How do u get finances , logistics , what strategies would you implement, morale , ideology mission

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would do a dance to drive out the shadow demon mogumbwe and then afrika's natural wealth will blossom and the yakubian kingdom of wakanda will finally be unearthed

    two more weeks my bruddas stay strong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. al-shabaab

      redpill me anon on how incompetent africans are at warefare could avg K user really btf out of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        depends what Africans and in what time period. 1980s UNITA/MPLA would be a decent fight, same with the FLEC of the same period. 1960s Simba's would be a pushover, same with most 2000s congo warlords. also of course apartheid south Africa would be a tough fight, as well as Rhodesian and modern Rwanda.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. al-shabaab

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try typing whole words instead of pidgin engrish leetspeak and you might get answers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im gay and I like big black wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Btw im trans if that matters

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make them watch Who killed captain Alex with the clockwork orange contraption. Give them one day and they'll all be supa kickas.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do u get finances
    Looting
    >logistics
    Toyota Hilux
    >what strategies would you implement
    Human wave
    >morale
    Cult
    >ideology mission
    Cult

    But I don't work for cheap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uh anon don't forget about me your business partner. We will also be distributing alcohol, comfort women, and amphetamines for individuals who don't fall for the cult.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >somali pirate shit but not gay and actually just sink the ships then send guys down to hold their breath and pull up iphones to resell
    >Any rickety shit boat we can find hopefully we can do some waterworld shit with a tanker eventually
    >Just fire rpgs or have the equivalent of a giant sapper stick on a tiny boat and ram the big ships
    >Those that do well get brown brown and rape (I'm the rapist)
    >Get money, do drugs, rape, become famous

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teach his soldiers to use sights to aim and just watch them steam roll over everyone

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kit
    Get kit that is matching as much as possible, to create unit cohesion (vice rag-tag militia look). This will help to squash tribal affiliation (if your boss has multiethnic recruits). This also helps with getting funds from the West, as you now project the image of a professional fighting force. Hell, it might even be recognized as a fully legitimate army.
    >Basic Training
    Use rotating course senior system to figure out quickly who will make good NCOs and officers (the latter being dependent on how hands-free your boss lets you be; he might want his nepo personnel to be the officers) to ensure you will have leadership when they are cut-off. Ensure ROE training, at least in the optics that not following those is BAD PR™ for your boss and therefore them. Teach proper weapon maintenance and shooting techniques. Build unit cohesion by forcing recruits from different origins to solve tasks together.
    >Logistics
    Hercs or equivalent (can be used for paradrops too), with drones powered with Chinese Honda knockoffs for small unit replenishment. FOB building done with cat machinery (get the gearheads on YouTube whenever there's yellow machinery in the thumbnail). Ground vehicles are whatever is available. All vehicles to be in a livery that matches as close as possible (see Kit).
    >Morale
    Depending on where in Africa we are, setting up radio stations with music and propaganda is a must. Also, for after-hours entertainment, low proof alcohol (beer mainly) is to be made available. No spirits (with tolerance policy farther from the front, to make sure they are full of methanol from Ubumbu's ammo can still). Stimulants (low-level stuff) to be made available in case of surprise attack. Nothing that can get someone to randomly go berserk at POW/civilians (remember PR). Drones can be useful to film victories. Make sure images shown will not affect Western support.
    (cont.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Finance
      If you can get some Western support, it's all about maintaining positive PR outlook in Western media. Of course, awareness of world news is a must. If something more important happens, you might lose your support. Which brings to the next point: what if you have no outside support. If your boss has access to natural resources, you can use your personnel to help with extraction instead of having them paint rocks. Ensure the compensation they get is fair in their point of view. If resources are scarce, use human resources. Start a tech support company, sell arts and crafts (make sure to hammer the point that they are so unique and your boss losing would result in the eradication of that culture, earning Western pity points and maybe support). Make porn. Any young adult female looking pretty enough can start an OnlyFans or start camming. Looting or human-trafficking is bad PR. Getting excess children on the international adoption market, if spun correctly, can project an air of desperation that might get you some money.
      >International aid/conditional money
      Any money from NGOs/UN/international aid is to be meticulously spend ONLY on that, with proper accountability. Do not steal from Worldvision/UNICEF type programs. Every cent that they send is a cent your boss does not have to spend on noncombatants. That's how Kagame was able to build the new Rwandan military so quickly.
      >Strategy/Ideology
      Depends on what your boss objectives are. If he wants a neighboring country to have a government pliable to his interests, ensure said government (leader) is sufficiently known to the locals and is dumb, sick and/or old enough that he won't bite the hand that fed him. For ideology, depending on where you are, either try to implement ethnic allegiance to the territory or some basic civic nationalism, based on the leadership of your boss (warlords don't tend to like people loyal to the concept of the state vice to themselves).
      (cont.)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Exit strategy for yourself
        Always have an exfiltration plant if your army loses or if you lose favor with your boss (small aircraft, a batch of people loyal to you). Even if you win and you exit on good terms with your boss, you might be on the hook for things the army you've advised did, especially if you are European. Keep notes and footage that shows you've done things like teaching ROE and conventions. If the army is not under your command, there is only so much you can do.
        >Things unmentioned
        >Air support
        Very unlikely unless your boss is an actual state. That said, if you have enough money, hire Nellis or an equivalent.
        >Navy
        In sub-Saharan Africa? Unless you are on the lakes (or very long calm rivers) get Zodiacs or patrol boats. Anything bigger would be a waste.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do your own homework horner

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Setup dozens of bogus GoFundMe pages asking to support some African village. It would be easy to get content to put on your pages to make them seem legit. Otherwise slavery and drugs like the usuals.
    Toyota for everyone. It will be like that end scene in mister deeds but trucks instead of Lamborghinis.
    Try and actually foster relations with other warlords.
    Power is all that matters

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Finances
    The actual struggle here. East africa (presumable northeast africa such as Somalia) is a desert shithole reliant on coastal resources such as fishing. I would simply invest in becoming a secure port and thus the biggest enemy would become the pirates which are easily dealt with by a small fleet of armed PT boats and allowing foreigners a loose ROE in self defense situations. A ton of these places are also littered with shit like scrap metal and plastic water bottles all over the ground so enlist/enslave locals to collect and recycle these goods. Desalination and water plant access is a great deal of power there not unlike in Fury Road. Recycling, bottling, and pandering to globohomosexual lefties can bring a copious amount of aid and rebrand the most egregious human rights violator into a reformer. White b***hes in Whole Foods will trip over themselves to buy the over priced water bottles if you slap a picture of a starving African kid on the front
    >Logistics
    Railroads and light barges are easy to protect and provide supplies for friendly villages and outposts, and the almighty Hilux technicals can provide one hell of a QRF option on roads.
    >Strategy
    If you’re a warlord you are always at risk of being overthrown. Min max is the strategy here. You’re poor so its really your only option. Recruit a small loyal force of your own tribe, arm, train, and pay them well, focus on mobility, and smite the elders of any tribe that dare voice opposition. This is going to result in effectively culling the least productive class of workers as well raising productivity of the labor force and reducing economic waste, while literally decapitating their leadership.
    >Morale
    Unironically war brides. Every village that rises against my benefactor will pay tribute in the form of women. Soldiers in my elite unit will be allowed three wives and granted land. The plebeian underclass will be cucked into submission and pay rent.
    >Ideology
    Profit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you having a stroke?

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