>Unsupported assaults to capture important towns and factories with helicopters and infantry dont wor-ACK...

>Unsupported assaults to capture important towns and factories with helicopters and infantry dont wor-ACK...

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spams AA gun
    Heh, nothing personal old man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets first strike on your AA gun with helicopter
      you have to remember that his infantry has more damage than Sami, so he will probably be ahead in income

      Also his SCOP is literally "Men with rocket launchers rise up in all allied cities", that's based af.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Super roided jap-esque "BANZAI" infantry
        >Air supremacy via copter spam
        >Fricking conscripts troops from his cities
        >Scares the shit out of Adder
        >Called "Unbeatable" in-game
        >Just wants to sit on a beach and check his 401k
        Easily the most based CO. I love this jap.

        NOT SO FAST

        I was gonna complain that they didn't get his theme right. This fricking blew me away. God DAMN.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say they did a good job with the OST, they've done Adder's power theme really well too. If only his redesign wasn't such a letdown.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend $8000 to buy an AA gun
      >Sensei spawns 50 infantry next to you
      >your AA gun can kill one every 2 turns
      >Sensei's 50 infantry can move 100 times in 2 turns
      AW is unbalanced as shit because the two most important factors, tempo and space, don't scale, only attack power, defense, and coverage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not having mega tank>medium tank>neo tank lined up and ready to strike the breakthrough targets
        ngmi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Medium neo tank can't one shot infantry on plains. Neo tank can't one shot infantry if it's on any kind of terrain or using a COP. Infantry spam > any number of mega tanks you can produce out of factories. In the time you build 9 mega tanks out of your 3 factories Sensei has 50 infantry capping all your cities. Those 9 mega tanks can maybe kill 5 or 6 infantry per turn, and they run out of ammo after 6 shots. You can't win against Sensei.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are making fun of Russia insane losses but we all know Putin is chargig for his super, and it's NOOOK POWER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's glow Black folk ans they are too vile and scummy to be called people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, regular people do not see soldiers dying in trenches and think it's funny. There is something something seriously wrong with /uhg/.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until he starts spamming mechs

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so dummy thicc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baggy jumpsuit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing a suut highly inspired by the ija paratroopers by the way

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT SO FAST

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did they seriously make sensei's theme electro swing? Quite based.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should hear Andy's Power theme

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell ye

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luvd how bawdy it sounds on the DS

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Colin makes the final level of 2 so trivial lmao. Just sneak a cheapass bomber right up to the completely defenseless core gg no re

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything that Colin doesn't make trivial?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fighting Kanbei, Hachi and this geriatric frick.
        I think Kanbei struggles against Colon, but Hachi and Sensei can give him quite the spanking as they are even more OP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Colin vs Hachi depends on the map. Colin's funds are essentially unlimited with chained Power of Money, whereas Hachi gets at best 2x the effective income of a normal CO.
          And Colin destroys Sensei. His AA cost 6400 and still one-shot copters and 9HP infantry and mechs

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does that change in high funds?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sensei is Tier 1 in High Funds and Colin/Hachi are Tier 0 and always banned. Since getting charge is a lot easier in HF, Sensei usually gets demolished by Olaf and Hawk spamming AA and global damage.

              Colin is probably the best CO in HF since he gets his power pretty much every turn once fighting starts.
              Power of Money also becomes stronger since there are more funds. With something like 50k funds he'll one-shot units on cities (tanks vs tanks, infantry vs infantry, etc.).
              Maps are larger and so that'll give Colin enough time to get the ball rolling.
              Expensive units like mega tanks and bombers (which Colin will be able to spam in HF) don't really care about the -10% attack.
              Hachi's Super also gets bottlenecked by the unit cap which is usually between 50 and 70.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Today I will remind them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nuclear airburst flak cannons and Carl Gustav rpgs. The power of money is truly fearsome.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              power of money is a waste of command power. Just spam gold rush and spam bombers and midtanks. If you already have infinite money, then power of money isn't doing anything that your high tech units already aren't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >power of money is a waste of command power.
                Great for the memes though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And then 12 years later he remade it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They actually made the infantry squads "racially inclusive".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the english voice acting bothers me far more than that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just turned the voice audio to 0, honestly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Max's feels weird, just not quite there.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jazz music and copter noises ensue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unsupported
    if you dont count the legions of battle copters and bombers constantly providing support for mech troopers

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lash becomes a protag rather than an antagonist in dual strike
    >she also gets nerfed
    why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dual strike
      Balance in Dual Strike is wild.
      My guess would be they maybe thought her SCOP mobility would be to much in a Dual Strike, or that she would be too strong for a CO you unlock relatively early. But then again you start with Colin.

      Story wise it makes sense for them to have a face turn, Lash is a mad scientist with a lack of morals but not straight up evil (unethical like Nazi scientist vs Japanese ones), and Hawke is more of a patriot ("my country right or wrong") than evil. Didn't he also kill Sturm in 2?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Sami so much bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally the human wave CO
      >isn't part of the not-russia faction

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sensei is the human wave CO.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sami isn't the Human Wave CO, she's the *teleports behind you and instantly caps your HQ* CO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just keep a md tank on your hq ez block

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is the finesse CO

        Human wave tactics is a good way to lose to anyone with experience, mech spam loses if the enemy remembers they only have 2 move

        Sami is all about capture game
        You need to bring her infantry down to 3hp to interrupt a cap and strong return fire means enemy infantry cant cap either
        and her faster transports means she can reach center positions with infantry faster
        Fighting for objectives almost always goes her way since she is guaranteed to win trades for cities

        Endgame for sami is to own more cities than the enemy so she can produce med tanks and rockets
        And meme 1-turn HQ caps

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Human wave tactics is a good way to lose to anyone with experience,
          Nothing beats human wave tactics in AW. You know you are fighting a casual once you see someone save up funds to build a tank or a copter instead of building infantry every turn from every factory.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nothing beats human wave tactics in AW
            only up to a point

            you only have 3-4 factories at a time, so unless you only have income of <5k, spamming infantry hits the ceiling of maximum units deployed per turn
            for sami, mech spam is a viable strat against other noobs, but quickly becomes an achilles heel in large maps or enemies who will learn spacing to get the first shot vs mechs every time

            sami is more classic infiltrator than human wave
            constantly contesting cities in the enemies side so that they cant effectively contest center position
            while insta-capping with SCOP is hilarious and gets people to throw their GBA at the wall, using it to deny 2-3 cities to the enemy and forcing them to waste several turns re-capping them and losing several thousand in lost income in the process is its real use

            and then winning the game collin style once she has an economic lead, by spamming neotanks because she just has more money

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, every time. In a map with 3 factories each how long do you think it would take to reach 50 units deployed? It's 16 turns if you never lose a unit. You'll never get there because the game will be decided long before then.
              You buy vehicles when you have money left over after buying infantry.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the lack of mobility from the mech also makes it hard to capitalize on a breakthrough. they do hold the line pretty well but they are not cost efficient against artillery with some infantry fodder covering likely approaches. sami still needs faster units to be able to chase down and damage vulnerable units away from the front line

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only people who never played against other humans think mech spam is even remotely viable. Mechs are expensive and are only better against vehicles. Infantry vs. infantry is what'll decide the game. Infantry is 1000 funds, can capture, has 3 moves, and takes up 1 space.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty easy to tell you've never played PvP. No human player (outside of some really moronic ones) will let you slip an infantry in past the battleline to cap the base. You have to realize that in AW there's 100% information, and even if it's FoW, all you have to do is keep an infantry on base to prevent a capture (Sami does 4-5 damage to a normal infantry on base and takes 3 damage back, but the defending infantry heals for 2 so it becomes 7 infantry vs 7 infantry on the next turn).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the CO whose power is "having a lot of money" is part of the not-russia faction
        really makes you think

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also the "cowboy gun artillery specialist" from not-US moving to the fricking not-russia is just as bullshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >socialists think they can fix everything by just printing and throwing more money at it
          No that tracks

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't fitting cause it works.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey this is a game where an A10 is a fighter to be used against other planes, I can only ask so much here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And A6Ms are superior to F-16s

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinking Russians are socialists
            Lay off the burger kool-aid kiddo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orange Star was going to be Red Star originally

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orange Star IS Red Star in the original Japanese release, it was just censored in the West because Nintendo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well calling something red star has a very different connotation in the west than in Japan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, the game was so loaden with...and it makes me shudder to use the word "waifus", I still don´t know why they didn´t just do the same thing to AW that they did to Fire Emblem.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd make a small army with Sami the natural way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a draft?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, if the old man can do it, why can't he?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm saying that I'm going to have so much sexual intercourse with her that her name will get changed to Mammi.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mammi
            Ebin XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Lash, she's smart, cute and with a witched sense of humor!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >-ACK
    This meme is shit and you should have a nice day

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non ukraine thread
    offtopic

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advanced Wars 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advance Wars. There's a free online version called "advance wars by web"

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lin and her exposed tummy!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it wasn't so giga-edgy and had a bit more COs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah days of ruin has no charm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >days of ruin has no charm
          Bad opinion

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its so utterly different from the rest of the series and probably shouldnt be an advance wars title

            But i love it nonetheless. Its the black sheep of the series and honestly nails 'dark advance wars' so hard

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Braindead take.
          Days of Ruin's main villain owns an all female PMC, and this was released before Guns of the Patriots.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Clone army of loose girls
            >His children are unhinged psychopath girl versions of himself
            Was Caulder /ourguy/?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is too based for this world.
              Only thing missing is him creating android/cyborg b***hes created in his (possible, plausible) sister's image.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            she QT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only the euro version which cut out all the comedy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated the fact the plague in that game causes people to turn into flowers. It really took the edge away for me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a reasonably clever reference to a well known anti-war song by Pete Seeger I think

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah days of ruin has no charm

        Bullshit, Lin shitting all over the ending of Dual Strike was much needed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          good lord that tummy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only because DoR didn't have Hawke to do it a thrid time.

          yeah days of ruin has no charm

          IMO it just seems to try so hard it ends up being a laundry list of overused war movie/scifi stereotypes.

          [...]
          But I like Tabitha though.

          Every waifu choice besides Tasha, Lin and Waylon pretty much means you're a pedo/e-girlcon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wants an air CO
            ENTER

            did they seriously make sensei's theme electro swing? Quite based.

            How do you feel about baroque techo?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              MR. Bear is a really fricking cool song.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Every waifu choice besides Tasha, Lin and Waylon pretty much means you're a pedo/e-girlcon.
            No love for Zadia? baka

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah days of ruin has no charm

        But I like Tabitha though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      her theme is fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY5zHfGi9rE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penny's theme was always my favorite DoR theme.
        Everything from the electro noises to the strings to the harpsichord sounding thing and the weird fricking distorted vocals.
        But the bassy harmony make me hard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally every theme in DOR fricked.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We usually played in FOW, so Sonja and Olaf are just better than everyone, with grit as an honorable mention

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonja in her DS version is just mid in FoW. AW1 and 2 Sonja is straight up shit.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battles should be won with artillery and air to ground aircraft bombing. If you are a general and you need infantry with issue hand weapons to win the fight you have fricked up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you can spawn infinite infantry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. grit & eagle

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if we want to talk about this series while still being /k/ related you might as talk about the weapons and vehicles each faction uses and what they are based on in real life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy I have a list

      Infantry
      >OS - WW2 US theme - M1 Helmet
      >YC - WW2 IJA - IJA Field cap
      >GE - WW2 Germany - Stalhelm
      >BM - WW2 Russia - Pilotka

      Recon
      >OS - Humvee
      >YC - Model T kitbash
      >GE - Spahpanzer Luchs
      >BM - Jeep/UAZ 469

      AA
      >OS - Gepard
      >YC - kitbash
      >GE - ZSU-57-2
      >BM - kitbash

      Light tank
      >OS - Bradley with tank turret
      >YC - Renault FT
      >GE - Tankette/Jagdpanzer
      >BM - T-34/85

      Med Tank
      >OS - Abrams
      >YC - KV-2
      >GE - Open topped Mk1-4
      >BM - T-55

      Artillery
      >OS - M109
      >YC - ?
      >GE - ?
      >BM - Hummel

      Missile
      All of them are modeled on Roland

      APC
      >OS - M113

      T-copter
      All modeled on CH-47 family

      B-copter
      >OS - Apache
      >YC - Gazelle
      >GE - Hind
      >BM - Lynx

      Fighter
      >OS - F-15
      >YC - A6M
      >GE - A-10
      >BM - Mirage 3

      Bomver
      >OS - B-52
      >YC - Turbofan B-17/B-29 kitbash
      >GE - A-10 mutated into a 4 engine bomber
      >BM - Avro Vulcan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it is a very nice list, very well researched.
        of course black hole is all sci-fi shit (because they are aliens) with no real world counterparts, though their fighter seems to be similar to a predator drone and their infantry uses a real world fire arm.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, in the remake Black Hole's Infantry use G11s, which is rad.

          Anyway, Nell is the best CO/Waifu/Theme-haver and I'm pissed you can't use her in the campaigns, so I have to settle for Sami but I'm incompetent so I just spam Mechas and yell OORAH

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want her to whip me into shape and call me a good boy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the black hole rocket launchers also look like The TF2 version of the M202 FLASH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if we want to talk about this series while still being /k/ related you might as talk about the weapons and vehicles each faction uses and what they are based on in real life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GE AA seems to be a kugelblitz

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          YC light tank can also be the Type_95_Ha-Go_light_tank

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GE Medium Tank looks WW1 inspired because of the huge treads, and their Tank looks a bit like a German assault gun. Like a miniature Brummbär or StuH.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao I just realized that Green Earth are basically gnatsies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does everyone say YC's tank is a Renault FT? I know nobody cares about ww2 japanese armor but this is just ridiculous.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it does look more like a FT than it does a Ha-Go. Not a 1-on-1, but still.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cause most people know jack shit about the Japanese armor that they made like 200 off

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a Thai tank, sempai.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair, their mid tank is a soviet one, and green earth's fighter is a A10 for some reason.
            still find it funny how YC uses a fighter, were there actually planes that had mounted missiles?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blue moon's transport helo is the H-21 flying banan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          interesting how you can see soldiers on at least a couple of the other armies vehicles, but you don't see any soldiers operating the black holes ones. wonder if they are actually autonomous weapon systems.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blue Moon's sub is a Victor Class
          Rocket is one of Stalin's Organs
          Smaller tank is a T-34 bigger is a IS-2
          AA is ZSu-57

          GE Recon is a s234 helicopter is a Hind for some reason, Battleship seems to be a Jean Bart or one of those french ones with all the turrets up front their Rocket seems to be a Nebelwefer halftrack without the tracks same with their missiles which uses the same chassis.

          I do think it's a nice touch that each army uses the same chassis for the Missile and Rocket launchers

          Orange Star's battleship is an Iowa with three turrets. AA is clearly a Sargant York

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The BM Md is supposed to look like an IS-3, note the pike nose. GE's aesthetic is half-based on the Volksarmee, so the Hind fits. I think the YS Md is supposed to be a Type 4 Chi-To or Type 5 Chi-Ri based on the gun mantlet. No idea why the A-10 and HP.80 Victor are there, the devs must've thought they just fit the overall aesthetic.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe the A-10 is supposed to be some kind of ugly hybrid between a ME262 and an A-10?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone else notice that the battleships actually have more weapons then just the battleship turrets but never uses them?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't they just slap on a machine gun on an APC so it's not completely defenseless

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because APCs and transport choppers play exactly one role, moving infantry. They're meant to be used intelligently, if they can defend themselves against infantry then you'll be a lot more careless with them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait so the reason why ingame AI likes to target APCs so much is because they cannot fire back?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the AI prioritizes based on what would be the best damage trade in range, and APCs/artillery are the perfect damage trade because it's 0 on their end

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Long shot, and kind of obscure, but I feel like GE's AA could be a reference to the Kugelblitz SPAAG, another WW2 prototype that never reached production.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's a M42 Duster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow Comet

        Recon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vickers_Crossley_armoured_car

        APC:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_1_Ho-Ki

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missing rockets

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the remake worth buying?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle bros, I don't feel so good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Breaks the fricking economy
      She acute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I wonder, how badly have Colin and Hachi fricked over the world's economy from their power alone?
        I mean, one of them quite literally prints money, while the other shoves his entire fist into the supply and demand's rectum.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best waifu of the whole aw saga
    And the most elegant female video game character imo
    Javier is so lucky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://tiermaker.com/create/advance-wars-1-2-ds-dor-368208

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penis detected.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a simple man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This man really loves his terrain stars.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            hehe coral reef go brrrr

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonja
        >that low
        This better be ranking in terms of gameplay and not waifu strength

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He must've played a fog of war match once and got ptsd from it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >playing with FoW off

            Utterly revolting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonja is literally a nerdy asian know-it-all child.
          Don't like how she looks, don't like her character, don't like her gameplay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't like her gameplay.
            >doesnt like playing 4D chess with the enemy by abusing FoW
            >hates psyching the enemy out with weak units only for them to get one-shot by a medtank with 150% return fire
            sonja is the closest to depicting modern airland battle with her ability to confuse the enemy with the ability to nibble at the enemy advance from every direction until its obvious where they plan to commit their strength

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think most of the AW girls are cute

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They really did her justice in the remake

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a solid remake, I had fears about the designs at first but then I got to actually play it and it's just straight up the first 2 games but now the AI doesn't blatantly cheat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Just needed a little jiggle and it would be got tier

                It's weird because WayForward made this and somehow DIDN'T add sex appeal like their other games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because Nintendo would punishment for it. They probably see advance wars as bring for the same demographic as Mario, Zelda, and Kirby ect

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it basically is. a little more selective but so is metroid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They made it horny where they were allowed to

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                she cute!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Animated Sami

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate how the units look like a phone game, was hoping there'd be an option for pixel graphics.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally sent Wayforward an email last year b***hing about the graphics. I tried it on a friend's console, I might actually buy a Nintendo Switch because of this game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t think that be possible for a model to pixie switch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a solid remake, I had fears about the designs at first but then I got to actually play it and it's just straight up the first 2 games but now the AI doesn't blatantly cheat

                Just needed a little jiggle and it would be got tier

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The jiggle got explicitly cut, it used to have jiggle in an earlier version.

                And then 12 years later he remade it

                >tfw the "power of money" is buying nukes and DU shells and bribing the press not to report on it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man, this really makes me wanna buy the remake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get when it's on sale. Does Nintendo even do sales?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No and if you ask again they'll slap you with a gag order.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, no. Maybe they´ll have it 5% of in 3 years, at best.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you have Sonja, Penny and Tabitha that low?
        >Tasha, Lash and Jess high
        Oh you are a lesbian. I understand now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not liking Tasha and Lash
          >not wanting to have rough sex with Tasha or Lash
          now that’s gay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tasha has the same vibes as Tabitha but dialed back about 7000 notches. If you fricked Tabitha you'd wake up the next morning to her mauling you with a kitchen knife. Tasha's the best girl and is better in every concievable way to two e-girls and Sergeant Daddy Issues.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, based on my experience with fanart Sonja is pretty popular with lesbians.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget the fact that Andy is the best CO because he is well balanced and likes wrenches.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i loved this frickin game, sitting back with grit and shelling the absolute shit out of anything that moves. sensei has the best theme though, i'll give him that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a very large *range*, much bigger than Max's

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop consorting with the enemy nell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the funny thing Grit actually defected to the Commies because he wanted to get out of the love triangle.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the most moronic reason to defect to an authoritarian socialist regime ever.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thankfully the dictory of that regime is a grumpy and stubborn Santa Claus.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no a lardass I'm so scared

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a lard ass, just baggy suit. You can see his alt at the bottom.
      You should be scared.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is this man and how can I become him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how can I become him
          Simply become robot and embrace RNG.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adder's giving off some serious Marilyn Manson vibes, even more than usual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing says blitzkrieg quite like this smug frick's theme

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really don't like how they did his redesign, but otherwise everything is perfect. The theme's a banger.

            to be fair, their mid tank is a soviet one, and green earth's fighter is a A10 for some reason.
            still find it funny how YC uses a fighter, were there actually planes that had mounted missiles?

            I find it funnier how everyone else has fighter jets (and a warthog), while these guys are still running Zeros. This gap between ww2 (and even interwar) equipment on one side, and cold war on other sides, while all are equal in performance, only adds to the experience and I love it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I find it funnier how everyone else has fighter jets (and a warthog), while these guys are still running Zeros.
              Even more funny is how YC’s leader is the one with the elite forces with the most attack and defense.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This gap between ww2 (and even interwar) equipment on one side, and cold war on other sides, while all are equal in performance, only adds to the experience and I love it.
              Of course DoR only having two army types means it’s only Cold War stuff with some WW2 stuff.
              Though unlike orange star, the Rubenelle light tank is not a Bradley with a rank turret but an actual tank.
              Also planes and the A10 are now a separate unit.
              Interestingly enough the anti-tank is actually an anti-air weapon in real life that was just happens to be really good at killing tanks.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This gap between ww2 (and even interwar) equipment on one side, and cold war on other sides, while all are equal in performance, only adds to the experience and I love it.
              while also being equal to an the technologically advance black hole.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >General Sturm we have spent billions developing a plasma cannon that is just as effective as regular tank cannon, sir.
                >Excellent. everything is going according to plan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That track is fricking sick, I'm erect

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hachi's channeling some Cotton Hill energy. I also want to frick the shit out of Lash and Sasha!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should I be bothered that Flak's casual wear in the DS game looks exactly like my Cousin's well aged father? I swear, when I saw AW DS Flak's casual wear for the first time I could not help but think of my Cousin's dad since he does wear the same attire and is a PrepHole enough guy who exercises regularly. Yeah my Cousin's dad has that mid-life crisis habit of dressing like he's still young but I guess he earned the right to dress like that since he exercises regularly and aged well.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let Uncle Flak touch anything gambling related

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny you brought that up. But my Cousin's Dad HATES gambling, he learned it the hard way when he was still younger, dumber and full of cum. He gambled half of his life saving back at the time in a horse race match and lost it, got into numerous fights with his parents because of it, fights with his girlfriend-now-wife-and-said-Cousin's mother. And fast forward, he is by all means a normal family man, no issues or baggage and works as porter in a local sorting facility near my cousin's village. Still, he does always end up looking like Flak's Nintendo DS Casual Wear appearance if he especially wears a pair of shades and black highschool jersey...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >got a -40 luck on barbaric blow, and swore to never again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                due to how luck mechanics work, flak is actually barely affected by luck

                game doesnt calculate good and bad luck separately, it adds both of the values together and then rolls the difference
                flaks powers adds X bad luck and X + 10 good luck, which cancels each other out
                so you end up doing +10 average damage with only a really tiny chance of stupidly wild swings

                its also why flak sucks so much
                if his power actually worked to extremes, he would be great as a budget nell in infantry swarm attacks
                but as it stands, he essentially plays like a vanilla CO with barely noticeably day to day powers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But his powers theme slaps hard.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, that’s dumb and I never realized that it works like that.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the /k/ike mods? How is a PrepHole thread still on /k/ after two days?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This theme is 1000% soul

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just grabbed these two it is nice being able to get 1/4 at MSRP. Having to get them at a mark up is too painful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this old fart the best CO?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A printer that prints roof koreans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's like Korean War except the Maoists come out of every city.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like korean war maoists with American air support

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomtard here, never heard about this game until I heard it mentioned on Vinesauce, and then heard PrepHole b***hing about arin cuckson and some other terminally online moron getting to VA the reboot's western release. Is it actually a good strategy game? Considering trying to hunt down the old gba emulator I used in high school and an emu file for this game if it's actually any good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a very good game
      metagame is still alive and changing to this very day, with people constantly creating new meme strategies that give even low tier COs use

      also is a good way to teach kids the importance of combined arms warfare and to think strategically instead of tactically
      >infantry absolutely vital to win for capturing/contesting captures, overly tank heavy forces doomed to lose the long game
      >exchange rate is not the only factor in success, control of battlespace even more important
      >deploy units in mutually supporting positions
      >concentrate forces instead of spreading them out
      >target priority matters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >concentrate forces instead of spreading them out
        Except in the few times you fight sturm when he gets his power, then you have to ether spread out your forces thin or uses a couple of units as a lure for the meteor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's a good game and most people agree it's a good remake, just not "worth 60 bucks" good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        $60 for a Gameboy game? What are they smoking?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 2 games. AW 1 and 2 and an online versus mode

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still worth 30.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh if they said 40-50 I'd think that's acceptable because AW is an excellent series of games.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can get all that for free though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure and I pirated it too, but it's because I don't have a switch and can't play otherwise.

              The versus sucks ass though

              I was just saying what content it has.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can play it on your phone doe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The versus sucks ass though

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm Orange juice 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any games like Advance Wars on PC?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, and that's surprising because outside of Super Famicom Wars the games never sold all that great until they started getting brought to the west so you'd think someone would've made a knockoff of it here.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are a few, except quite a few of them are medieval rather then modern.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          might have something to do with marketing

          AW is kind of a rarity in that it goes both super-chibi artstyle and "Dont take it too seriously" plot that focuses heavily on heroism
          but also depicting modern-ish warfare with tanks, jets, and missiles

          with a fantasy setting, you largely sidestep having to remind kids that real life tanks and guns arent fun playtime
          since people step into a fantasy world not expecting realism to begin with and its usually expected to have more of a fun or mythical tone

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >with a fantasy setting, you largely sidestep having to remind kids that real life tanks and guns arent fun playtime
            yeah guess that makes sense.
            probably also why black hole become the only enemies, it easier to justify the chibi artstyle and non-serious aspects focus being combined with modern warfare when the enemy faction is a bunch of sci-fi evil aliens using pew-pew laser guns and advance weaponry.
            Plus Advance wars 2 actually did have show some darker aspects of war with black hole being the only nation committing war crimes, like what lash did to Oalf's home town or the stuff adder does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but that's what I mean, they're more like FE than AW.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advance wars by web (awbw) for online multiplayer.
      There's also Wargroove which is similar. But PvP is dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there any games like Advance Wars on PC?
      I guess wargroove if you only care about mechanics and not setting.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Mednafen netplay with PrepHole until 3am in the morning
    >games are boring infantry spam if both players are good
    >one day a moron buys a fighter jet when the opponent doesn't have a single air unit
    >hilarity and jovial fun ensue
    Good times. PrepHole was shit but less shit than now.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game started a love affair with militaria that led to me unironically enlisting. After I graduated Infantry School I took the Samipill even though I never used her much before kek

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't played it then I recommend Super Famicom Wars. It's 90% the same mechanics but there's no story so you just pick a country and commander and go through the maps. It got a fan translation like 5 years back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I know about SFW is that Hitler is a playable CO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Hetler
        Also his theme is called Springtime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. It's 90% the same mechanics but there's no story so you just pick a country and commander and go through the maps

      it actually has better AI, due to the SNES cart having more memory
      also more detailed thanks to that
      >APCs and battleships have machine guns that only fire on the counter-attack
      >supply truck, APC with no armor and more movement, for your resupply needs

      but the game has one tiny change that turns it into a massive grind, attacker and defender damage each other simultaneously
      so attrition becomes the only tactic because med tanks parked on cities cant be shifted
      so it becomes a WW1 slugfest of parking artillery

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Advance Wars thread in /k/ of all places

    So I wonder how many of you are gonna say Greyfield reminds you, or has reminded you of an insufferable NCO or any higher ranking butthole you had the displeasure of serving under.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a pretty weak commander with a weak early game and and a weak endgame and a CO power that comes three turns too late.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sensei is banned from PvP because he's too overpowered.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprising no one has posted the generic soldiers/operators of the respective nations yet... Posting it now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait a minute that nose

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Orange (Red) Star was Russians.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the other way round, they did a reversal. Blue moon is russians, red start is US, green earth is germans and yellow fever is japs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Green Earth is surely the (pre-Brexit) EU army.
          >Drake = Britbong
          >Javier = Spain
          >Jess = LGBTQ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Green Earth is blatantly supposed to be Germany, Japan just kinda lumps all of Europe that isn't Russia into Germany.

            [...]
            And what is Black Hole supposed to be? Just a hodgepodge or kitbash of a sci-fi space age nation? Give the Black Hole soldiers wear space age EVA looking suits

            Black Hole is straight up space aliens.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The COs affilation is incredibly stupid. It almost looks like they made it as a joke. 2 econ specialists belong to russia, the only naval-focued CO is with Germans, Co buffing individual unit strength to wunderwaffe levels is commanding japanese tanks and planes. Oh, and the US artillery CO apparently defected to fricking russians.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet the stupidest of all might be the CO with best recon and intel being Japanese.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              shit, you're fricking right

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, that artillery CO repeatedly goes on pixy-esque monologues about how he dislikes fighting over territory and borders and spent most of the first game collaborating with Sonja so it's not like it's particularly out of character for him.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, that artillery CO repeatedly goes on pixy-esque monologues about how he dislikes fighting over territory and borders and spent most of the first game collaborating with Sonja so it's not like it's particularly out of character for him.

            >Oh, and the US artillery CO apparently defected to fricking russians.
            >Grit
            Reminder that Grit (basically a CO of a US Artillery Division) defected to basically Russia of all places because of a Love Triangle between him, Nell and Max

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the other way round, they did a reversal. Blue moon is russians, red start is US, green earth is germans and yellow fever is japs.

        And what is Black Hole supposed to be? Just a hodgepodge or kitbash of a sci-fi space age nation? Give the Black Hole soldiers wear space age EVA looking suits

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nazi space aliens, basically. A mishmash of high-tech villainy without any specifc nation.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            though their mid tank does give off a tiger tank vibe to it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ecuador, Uruguay, Brazil, argentina

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you to the various people who discussed the importance of infantry spam, I'm shit at this game and that knowledge has been very helpful in the campaign.

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