>Ukrainian intelligence announced a $100,000 reward for the capture of Igor Strelkov and his transfer to Ukrainian captivity. Earlier it became known that he would return to the war as a volunteer.
>Ukrainian intelligence announced a $100,000 reward for the capture of Igor Strelkov and his transfer to Ukrainian captivity.
>I'll mobolize myself
In b4 his own men turn him in
That's a lot of money when you're a poor bloody conscript!
Isn't he wanted by the Hague too? What's the bounty on that?
no bounty.
Still, if they capture him alive they might transfer him straight to the hague for shooting down that passenger plane back in 2014.
>no bounty.
Jesus fricking Christ international organizations can't do anything right, can they?
I’m sure they whine about trying to be moral and impartial but it’s simply ineffectual and they don’t want to put out money while acting like the great European moral authorities(and of course getting fantastic paychecks)
He's a strange figure. He's so cartoonishly evil, yet so steadfast that I can't help but find him very charming.
ICC doesn't have bounties, as far as I know.
But yes, he is wanted. https://www.thejournal.ie/mh17-arrest-warrants-4688856-Jun2019/
Unironically whats evil about him? Hes just a Russian nationalist
>plane shootdown
Russia shot that down, not the separatists. The only sam system they had was a dude walking around with a strela
He also did the Moscow apartment bombing for Putin
>$100k instead of the piddly $10k offered initially
Now this is a decent bounty.
10k$ came from a random blogger. They quickly got to 50k$ when few other joined. Then GUR announced 100k$ from themselves, so it is 150k$ in total as of now, may still get higher.
>$100,000 reward
that does it, im packing my bags and joining the ukrainian territorial defence. lets get rich
>THICC
I'll say this for the war criminal. He's got good taste in women.
You can tell she's had a LOT of work done on her
I know, I just like that she's big.
Lmao that botched plastic surgery ho is not thicc. You must live in some place with only white women and no gyms.
maybe stop looking at her ass and try looking at her plastic face?
cheap plastic trashy slavic thot
She looks like an albino baboon dude
She's just wearing thick sweaters and jackets. Her legs have no fat whatsoever
Nice patch, can I get one?
Only given to fighters with confirmed frontline blowjobs.
Lucky c**t gets to frick his blow up doll of a wife and I cant even get a crumb of pussy. Why do you do this to me roasties.
Just become a war criminal, brat. b***hes love men who dont.give a frick, especially if they have an apartment in moscow
Bear in mind she's just sent him off to get killed or captured and imprisoned forever
She gets a free apartment in moscow, it's a good deal.
And doesn't have to listen to his autistic rants about mobilisation any more
How many airliners have you shot down? Step your game up!
>100k
>rich
Anon…
It’s good pocket money, also is there duty on bounty money after returning home?
Girkin was always going to go down with the ship.
He's too much of a fanatic at heart to simply recognize reality.
100k is not enough for a live one. 5M for live, 1M for dead
They don't really need a dead one. He isn't very talented commander tbqh so just killing him is bonus, but nothing special, but actually getting him in to the court would be huge moral and symbolic thing.
Wasn't that he was the guy who shoot down Malaysian Airliner?
yes
No, the airliner just crashed for no reason and HATO shills tried to frame poor innocent Russia, they are always mean to innocent Russia.
Did he? I read the conclusion a while ago, it said they were russian military personal + some separatists.
https://www.euronews.com/2020/05/20/malaysia-airlines-flight-17-former-russian-spy-takes-moral-responsibility-for-downing-of-p
He was one of those separatists
>former-russian-spy-takes-moral-responsibility
Dude, he just took the blame off some big figure.
He didn't fire the rocket, neither he planned the invasion.
I mean he is a criminal, but he didn't shoot that plane.
Not personally. But he was the commander of Russian forces in Donbass in 2014
>he was the commander of Russian forces in Donbass in 2014
The ultimate commander of russian forces was always putin.
He's a small fish.
But he was still answering to russian commanders.
Good lock getting Putin to Hague.
luck and load.
Just following orders isn't a defence
he wasnt in the buk launcher or command post ofc and probably wasnt even the one who gave order to shoot, he's guilty as separatist commander overall
He was the Donbabwean minister of defense. If nothing else, he was responsible for giving those vodkaBlack folk a BUK, ordering them to shoot down some ukie planes, then sending BUK back to Russia, when those morons downed an airliner.
even worse, he's basically responsible for donbass "republics" existing today. his intervention in 2014 saved them from being crushed by ukies like protesters in kharkiv, odessa and mariupol. Im not sure he will ever get to hague if captured
They should offer at least a million so that his 'comrades' won't be able to resist
Is the actual Groza gun even any good?
Bad meme because he's literally Yegor IRL
100 new lada for Igor? Omg deal!
Given the car shortage Russia is facing 100k wouldn't buy you that many Lada's, maybe 8 or so. None of 'em would have functional ECU, infotainment system, satellite navigation, airbags or ABS brakes.
>functional ECU, infotainment system, satellite navigation, airbags or ABS brakes.
None of them had that stuff prior the sanctions either
>None of them had that stuff prior the sanctions either
They absolutely had. Old school Fiat 124 clone Lada has been out of production for while. Since all of that stuff comes pretty much from handful of western or western aligned suppliers to all car manufacturers Russians haven't been able to get the stuff since they invaded Ukraine. Modern Lada's are heavily based on GM and Renault supply chains... they have even worse supply issues than mere essential safety equipment.
You are right anon, I haven't been in a russian made shitbox for decades. Think the last of their garbage I got to drive was 90s Niva
While good old Niva is still in production, in addition newer Niva that is your run thru the mill low cost cross over SUV, old one has had all the modern safety features from ABS to airbags and things like electronic fuel injection added to it. Old school Niva might actually lack satellite navigation and touch screen stuff.
100k is a shitty offer
1 person won't pull it off
They won't be able to return to Russia afterwards
The amount should be in the millions
$100k isn't a jumungus amount, but it's still a decent chunk.
Remember that the average salary for a mid-low-end wagecuck is the rough equivalent of $300.
few days ago it was just 10k, just wait for it to reach 1mil in no time
10k is about a years wages for some of these scrubs, 100k means no work for 5 years and die from alcohol poisoning sometime by the time 5 years is over
remember that an average vatniks makes like 12 usd a month
And they have to fill their stomach with warm semen to keep themself alive
>The amount should be in the millions
The guy has no value aside of the symbolic one. He's a petty shitposter.
It's more of motivation for ukies that will get to him eventually to take him alive rather for the vatniks.
>volunteer.
Why though? what is his relevance?
>FSB glowie
>Ex separatist leader
>One of the guys indicted for downing MH17
>Endangered species (Russius intelligentes)
I.e he's a very rare Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all.
Also one of the three who bombed the apartments back in '99. Plus a bit of genocide in Bosnia, in '94.
>Also one of the three who bombed the apartments back in '99
any source on that? heard it here before, but nowhere else
Robot portraits of the three "suspicious individuals" reported by inhabitants of the apartment block.
Guy on the right look familiar?
He was the brainchild behind the entire conflict, roused 12 guys, and started the war himself. Seriously.
>roused 12 guys
I can see him arousing 12 guys, he seems very feminine somehow
>I’m the one who pulled the trigger of war. If our squad hadn’t crossed the border, it all would have ended like in Kharkiv or Odesa. There would have been a few dozen killed, burned, and arrested. And that would have ended everything. Our squad set the flywheel of war in motion. We reshuffled all the cards on the table
Classic CoD villain monologue
Can't wait for a Kelly's Heroes like movie, about some moooberlized friends kidnapping Strelkov and trying to get through the lines to claim the bounty. Based on real events ofc.
I'm looking forward to the bidding war between the Dutch government and US glowies about who gets their hands on him. Ukraine should use the proceeds to fund some kind of building dedicated to the Doomer of Donbass.
There’s not enough of him to share?
Well, US glowies would no doubt be interested in extracting information since ol' Strelkov has been involved in pretty much all of Putin's psyops over the years. The Dutch on the other hand would probably prefer to swing him from a lamp post so their interests are kind of mutually exclusive.
US glowBlack folk interrogate him (Dugin may have some ideas what they'll do) until they're pretty sure they've got everything, then transfer him to Dutch custody.
He's infamous enough that he might even get the CIA red carpet treatment, and have the Krakow black site re-opened just for him.
I mean, if I were the coordinator for Poland, I'd definitely do that. It would be another way to feed his ego (he's important enough to have the CIA go the extra distance), thus possibly make him sloppy.
any reason for the poles to chop him up into tiny pieces, other than for just being an ork?
>$100,000 reward
that's all? how embarrassing.
For a vatnik 100k is probably more money than his entire bloodline has ever made.
it's chump change for one of the most notorious men in europe though.
That'd make it all the more humiliating if this were enough to get him.
>100k
Oh great, one week of heating in the UK.
You have a billion dollars floating around. Put up a billion, get the tip within minutes, drone the area, don't pay. Done. Highest profile target gone.
He's just not worth that much, militarily.
100k is enough for ukie soldiers that will capture him - without it he most probably would not survive the process of being captured...
>fail to cross border to Putin's order in February
>cause significant delay to Russian Army by rail workers' sabotages
>took 8 months to prepare an actual army that can cross the border
mfw when Poland attacks Luka one day after he enters Ukraine
At the very least Poland should conduct large scale training exercises on the border if/when Belarus looks poised to enter Ukraine.
imagine Poland blasting trough loudspeakers that soldiers surrendering will be treated like refugees...
and then let them create army on exile to fight on Ukrainian side...
so i guess this Black person really wasnt that smart after all. he's spent the last 8 months talking about what a god awful war is being run by the russians, but jumps at the first opportunity to join it, only after it has been attrited to shit for that duration. what impact does he think he can possibly have to unfrick this?
I mean, he did start the war in the first place.
Guy absolutely has "Main Character Syndrome," and thinks that he will single-handedly be the winner.
I don't think he's trying to unfrick the situation.
I think this is basically Girkin committing suicide by Charge Of Light Brigade. He intends to die in battle.
If the glowies really are anywhere near as good as the schizos claim they are he'll never get the chance
I can't wait Girkin hunting loadout thread
>Ukrainians appear
>Girkin goes
22:51-23:03
Oops, forgot link for the joke.
>Literal Stalker contracts
This would be a 100x funnier if he was deep inside the CNPP
He could be! They could've sent him to prep the next Belarusian front assault, moronic as one would be.
>wake up in the Chernobyl region
>your only memory is that you need to hunt down Strelo… I mean, Strelkov
Strelkov is trying to get to the wish granter to fulfill his request of unlimited mobilization
None of this is weapons related.
Clear violation of board rules!
holy newbie
Is Strelkov really worth 100 grand?
He is the only reason there was a war in the Donbas so yes
He is one of few in russian army with 3 digits IQ.
Apparently there are now two separate bounties on him.
The $100k one from the government, and a crowdfunded one, which I've read has reached $150k.
He contributed to the murder of a civilian airliner so yes