>Ukrainian intelligence announced a $100,000 reward for the capture of Igor Strelkov and his transfer to Ukrainian captivity.

>Ukrainian intelligence announced a $100,000 reward for the capture of Igor Strelkov and his transfer to Ukrainian captivity. Earlier it became known that he would return to the war as a volunteer.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll mobolize myself

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In b4 his own men turn him in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of money when you're a poor bloody conscript!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he wanted by the Hague too? What's the bounty on that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no bounty.
      Still, if they capture him alive they might transfer him straight to the hague for shooting down that passenger plane back in 2014.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no bounty.
        Jesus fucking Christ international organizations can't do anything right, can they?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sure they whine about trying to be moral and impartial but it’s simply ineffectual and they don’t want to put out money while acting like the great European moral authorities(and of course getting fantastic paychecks)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a strange figure. He's so cartoonishly evil, yet so steadfast that I can't help but find him very charming.

      ICC doesn't have bounties, as far as I know.
      But yes, he is wanted. https://www.thejournal.ie/mh17-arrest-warrants-4688856-Jun2019/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically whats evil about him? Hes just a Russian nationalist
        >plane shootdown
        Russia shot that down, not the separatists. The only sam system they had was a dude walking around with a strela

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also did the Moscow apartment bombing for Putin

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$100k instead of the piddly $10k offered initially
    Now this is a decent bounty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10k$ came from a random blogger. They quickly got to 50k$ when few other joined. Then GUR announced 100k$ from themselves, so it is 150k$ in total as of now, may still get higher.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$100,000 reward
    that does it, im packing my bags and joining the ukrainian territorial defence. lets get rich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THICC

      I'll say this for the war criminal. He's got good taste in women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell she's had a LOT of work done on her

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I just like that she's big.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao that botched plastic surgery ho is not thicc. You must live in some place with only white women and no gyms.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe stop looking at her ass and try looking at her plastic face?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cheap plastic trashy slavic thot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like an albino baboon dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's just wearing thick sweaters and jackets. Her legs have no fat whatsoever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice patch, can I get one?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only given to fighters with confirmed frontline blowjobs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky cunt gets to fuck his blow up doll of a wife and I cant even get a crumb of pussy. Why do you do this to me roasties.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just become a war criminal, brat. Bitches love men who dont.give a fuck, especially if they have an apartment in moscow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear in mind she's just sent him off to get killed or captured and imprisoned forever

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She gets a free apartment in moscow, it's a good deal.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And doesn't have to listen to his autistic rants about mobilisation any more

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many airliners have you shot down? Step your game up!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100k
      >rich

      Anon…

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s good pocket money, also is there duty on bounty money after returning home?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girkin was always going to go down with the ship.

    He's too much of a fanatic at heart to simply recognize reality.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100k is not enough for a live one. 5M for live, 1M for dead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really need a dead one. He isn't very talented commander tbqh so just killing him is bonus, but nothing special, but actually getting him in to the court would be huge moral and symbolic thing.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't that he was the guy who shoot down Malaysian Airliner?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the airliner just crashed for no reason and HATO shills tried to frame poor innocent Russia, they are always mean to innocent Russia.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      Did he? I read the conclusion a while ago, it said they were russian military personal + some separatists.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.euronews.com/2020/05/20/malaysia-airlines-flight-17-former-russian-spy-takes-moral-responsibility-for-downing-of-p

        He was one of those separatists

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >former-russian-spy-takes-moral-responsibility
          Dude, he just took the blame off some big figure.
          He didn't fire the rocket, neither he planned the invasion.
          I mean he is a criminal, but he didn't shoot that plane.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not personally. But he was the commander of Russian forces in Donbass in 2014

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he was the commander of Russian forces in Donbass in 2014
          The ultimate commander of russian forces was always putin.
          He's a small fish.

          He was the Donbabwean minister of defense. If nothing else, he was responsible for giving those vodkamorons a BUK, ordering them to shoot down some ukie planes, then sending BUK back to Russia, when those retards downed an airliner.

          he wasnt in the buk launcher or command post ofc and probably wasnt even the one who gave order to shoot, he's guilty as separatist commander overall

          But he was still answering to russian commanders.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good lock getting Putin to Hague.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              luck and load.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just following orders isn't a defence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wasnt in the buk launcher or command post ofc and probably wasnt even the one who gave order to shoot, he's guilty as separatist commander overall

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was the Donbabwean minister of defense. If nothing else, he was responsible for giving those vodkamorons a BUK, ordering them to shoot down some ukie planes, then sending BUK back to Russia, when those retards downed an airliner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      even worse, he's basically responsible for donbass "republics" existing today. his intervention in 2014 saved them from being crushed by ukies like protesters in kharkiv, odessa and mariupol. Im not sure he will ever get to hague if captured

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should offer at least a million so that his 'comrades' won't be able to resist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the actual Groza gun even any good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad meme because he's literally Yegor IRL

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 new lada for Igor? Omg deal!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given the car shortage Russia is facing 100k wouldn't buy you that many Lada's, maybe 8 or so. None of 'em would have functional ECU, infotainment system, satellite navigation, airbags or ABS brakes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >functional ECU, infotainment system, satellite navigation, airbags or ABS brakes.
        None of them had that stuff prior the sanctions either

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >None of them had that stuff prior the sanctions either
          They absolutely had. Old school Fiat 124 clone Lada has been out of production for while. Since all of that stuff comes pretty much from handful of western or western aligned suppliers to all car manufacturers Russians haven't been able to get the stuff since they invaded Ukraine. Modern Lada's are heavily based on GM and Renault supply chains... they have even worse supply issues than mere essential safety equipment.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are right anon, I haven't been in a russian made shitbox for decades. Think the last of their garbage I got to drive was 90s Niva

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              While good old Niva is still in production, in addition newer Niva that is your run thru the mill low cost cross over SUV, old one has had all the modern safety features from ABS to airbags and things like electronic fuel injection added to it. Old school Niva might actually lack satellite navigation and touch screen stuff.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100k is a shitty offer
    1 person won't pull it off
    They won't be able to return to Russia afterwards
    The amount should be in the millions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      $100k isn't a jumungus amount, but it's still a decent chunk.
      Remember that the average salary for a mid-low-end wagecuck is the rough equivalent of $300.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      few days ago it was just 10k, just wait for it to reach 1mil in no time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        10k is about a years wages for some of these scrubs, 100k means no work for 5 years and die from alcohol poisoning sometime by the time 5 years is over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember that an average vatniks makes like 12 usd a month
      And they have to fill their stomach with warm semen to keep themself alive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The amount should be in the millions

      The guy has no value aside of the symbolic one. He's a petty shitposter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more of motivation for ukies that will get to him eventually to take him alive rather for the vatniks.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >volunteer.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why though? what is his relevance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FSB glowie
      >Ex separatist leader
      >One of the guys indicted for downing MH17
      >Endangered species (Russius intelligentes)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I.e he's a very rare Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also one of the three who bombed the apartments back in '99. Plus a bit of genocide in Bosnia, in '94.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also one of the three who bombed the apartments back in '99
          any source on that? heard it here before, but nowhere else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Robot portraits of the three "suHispanicious individuals" reported by inhabitants of the apartment block.
            Guy on the right look familiar?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the brainchild behind the entire conflict, roused 12 guys, and started the war himself. Seriously.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >roused 12 guys

        I can see him arousing 12 guys, he seems very feminine somehow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m the one who pulled the trigger of war. If our squad hadn’t crossed the border, it all would have ended like in Kharkiv or Odesa. There would have been a few dozen killed, burned, and arrested. And that would have ended everything. Our squad set the flywheel of war in motion. We reshuffled all the cards on the table

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic CoD villain monologue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for a Kelly's Heroes like movie, about some moooberlized friends kidnapping Strelkov and trying to get through the lines to claim the bounty. Based on real events ofc.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to the bidding war between the Dutch government and US glowies about who gets their hands on him. Ukraine should use the proceeds to fund some kind of building dedicated to the Doomer of Donbass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s not enough of him to share?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, US glowies would no doubt be interested in extracting information since ol' Strelkov has been involved in pretty much all of Putin's psyops over the years. The Dutch on the other hand would probably prefer to swing him from a lamp post so their interests are kind of mutually exclusive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          US glowmorons interrogate him (Dugin may have some ideas what they'll do) until they're pretty sure they've got everything, then transfer him to Dutch custody.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's infamous enough that he might even get the CIA red carpet treatment, and have the Krakow black site re-opened just for him.
            I mean, if I were the coordinator for Poland, I'd definitely do that. It would be another way to feed his ego (he's important enough to have the CIA go the extra distance), thus possibly make him sloppy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              any reason for the poles to chop him up into tiny pieces, other than for just being an ork?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$100,000 reward
    that's all? how embarrassing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a vatnik 100k is probably more money than his entire bloodline has ever made.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's chump change for one of the most notorious men in europe though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That'd make it all the more humiliating if this were enough to get him.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100k

    Oh great, one week of heating in the UK.

    You have a billion dollars floating around. Put up a billion, get the tip within minutes, drone the area, don't pay. Done. Highest profile target gone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just not worth that much, militarily.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100k is enough for ukie soldiers that will capture him - without it he most probably would not survive the process of being captured...

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fail to cross border to Putin's order in February
    >cause significant delay to Russian Army by rail workers' sabotages
    >took 8 months to prepare an actual army that can cross the border
    mfw when Poland attacks Luka one day after he enters Ukraine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least Poland should conduct large scale training exercises on the border if/when Belarus looks poised to enter Ukraine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine Poland blasting trough loudspeakers that soldiers surrendering will be treated like refugees...

      and then let them create army on exile to fight on Ukrainian side...

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i guess this moron really wasnt that smart after all. he's spent the last 8 months talking about what a god awful war is being run by the russians, but jumps at the first opportunity to join it, only after it has been attrited to shit for that duration. what impact does he think he can possibly have to unfuck this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he did start the war in the first place.
      Guy absolutely has "Main Character Syndrome," and thinks that he will single-handedly be the winner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he's trying to unfuck the situation.

      I think this is basically Girkin committing suicide by Charge Of Light Brigade. He intends to die in battle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the glowies really are anywhere near as good as the schizos claim they are he'll never get the chance

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait Girkin hunting loadout thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukrainians appear
      >Girkin goes

      22:51-23:03

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oops, forgot link for the joke.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal Stalker contracts
    This would be a 100x funnier if he was deep inside the CNPP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could be! They could've sent him to prep the next Belarusian front assault, retarded as one would be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up in the Chernobyl region
      >your only memory is that you need to hunt down Strelo… I mean, Strelkov

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strelkov is trying to get to the wish granter to fulfill his request of unlimited mobilization

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of this is weapons related.
    Clear violation of board rules!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy newfag

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Strelkov really worth 100 grand?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the only reason there was a war in the Donbas so yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is one of few in russian army with 3 digits IQ.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently there are now two separate bounties on him.
      The $100k one from the government, and a crowdfunded one, which I've read has reached $150k.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He contributed to the murder of a civilian airliner so yes

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